Recently chewed buttercup and grass found in frozen mouths and stomachs of ancient mastodons and mammoths

Suggests the geological catastrophe that froze them in warm climates came extremely quickly...

http://www.blavatsky.net/index.php/37-topics/atlantis/49-atlantis-and-cataclysm

Call that a funeral? In Australia we got funerals ten times bigger than that

See the Barbara Bush funeral right? But didn't see monster trucks, jugglers, skydivers, acrobatic dwarf throwers, fist fights, shootouts? Even when Margaret Thatcher died they had dolebludgers cheering and whooping. For a bunch of rebels against the British empire that was a very low key funeral. No trampolines, flame throwers. Roller skating women in tights and leotards, just sayin'.

https://youtu.be/jMpPLOYAsQ0

Actually unlike the folks in this Al Jazeera report, I have no beef with Thatcher. My daughter this morning, Scarlet, whole different story. After hearing her typical morning brat session with her mom today, something snapped. After screaming and dressing down my poor old mom for days. Then Alex and his mom recently, it seemed my ire was suddenly explosively detonated today at Scarlet. Insert marine drill Sargent screaming here:

https://youtu.be/XfmVBmDKLZI

It wasn't pretty. The guy in this video is actually incredibly polite and sensitive. I didn't have any cruel intentions or anything, just anger and indignation, and screams. It's too bad baby has to put up with that. And the kids. Let me find a more aggressive drill Sargent...

https://youtu.be/ygpKwCyX1fw

I felt pretty bad afterwards. Even after Scarlet had shaken it off. Noone likes being screamed at. Scarlet is annoying though, always screaming herself. Extremely bratty. Challenging situation. I'd just kind of let it go for months, kids are cute. She's just a kid. Now I'm studying drill Sargent teach other marines to be drill Sargent's and noting they're not allowed to use profanity, and remembering that. That's horrible. My problem is I can explode two years, or twenty after you've annoyed the absolute shit out of me, unpredictably. And I'm an arsehole. Self pity and loathing aside, watch this comic scenario and laugh now! Immediately, that's an order!!

https://youtu.be/FVhrProtoEc

Check this out...

http://www.greensboro.com/news/crime/frenchhomicides/a-scream-in-the-dark-chapter---the-crime/article_f62a2c7a-fcf4-11e5-b245-7ba7cbc89212.html

I learned about this story, AGAIN, recently, it seems.

At my brother's funeral service at Rookwood last year, one of his old time buddies, Trish, that does some business in America, was saying how my brother was arrested at an American airport on his way to do some work for her (Trish). The security agents that arrested him were also looking for Jose ALVAREZ Jnr, which is the murderer from this circa 2012 North Carolina murder story. Interesting. Or they were looking for some other Jose Alvarez Jr, whatever.

So FBI's Comedy thinks Bill Clinton was a boy scout?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/15/us/politics/comey-abc-interview-excerpts.html


I use the term boyscout loosely as it's commonly used as a symbol of innocence and goodness. Again innocence and goodness in a boyscout is an evolving 'hot' topic. Boyscouts these days can be transgender, either once were girls or becoming girls, or gay. They're always making this distinction nowadays so are they better than regular boy scouts? Is Comey saying Bill Clinton is a boy scout? Sorry I never graduated either university I attended, it probably shows. I'll wait for the smart blokes (and sheilas) on fox news to explain that for me.

Yard work

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Rosicrucian appellation ceremony

Oh no, not the stupid Freemasons again, right? Actually that's a joke but maybe what some readers would think. So here's a Rosicrucian ceremony open to members of the public at large. Like my mom. Pictured left. The girl on my left in white is Isabel and she's the current Temple Vestal Virgin. The Temple is considered somewhat sacred, so you can invite your Israeli buddies but no money changing! Ha ha another joke. The woman next to Isabel is playing the Mother in the Temple ceremonies who is always at the West of the Temple. The colombe, or Dove, played by Isabel represents the conscience. The baby with Isabel is Zara and the ceremony was in her honor today, something akin to a christening although rose petals are used not water. It's a Temple atmosphere so there's a symbolic Master in the East, Chaplain in the South, etc.

Now you can listen to more blink 182...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY








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movie review: rampage...... the sky is NOT the limit: random rantings............ moscow media warns russians of nuclear war coming to russia

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/russia-prepares-for-nuclear-war-with-us/ar-AAvNfB3?li=AAavLaF&ocid=ems.display.welcomeexperience


hey dudes, as pressure and stress rising in Syria between Russia and America, it's almost like a role reversal of the times in the 1960s when new Yorkers would pack up their cars and drive out of the city in long lines in fear of a nuclear bomb from Russia during the Cuban missile crisis......

btw the Rampage movie just released is very entertaining....

in fact, it has kind of inspired me to tell you a little about the suicide garage in my mom's backyard, I would have mentioned there had been three suicides there already, my sister Raquel, in 1999..... my father, in 2008, more recently, my brother Jose in February last year.... but can you believe that since then there has been yet another suicide!

It seems unbelievable, but check the stats, for all their happy fronting and pretending to be normal, Australians are not so happy it seems, suicide is the highest cause of death for ages 20-55 and 3 in 4 suicides are male.... those statistics check out substantially, as the last suicide in the garage, last October, was also a male.... in that age group (although my father was out of that age group, still it's a stark and confronting statistic)............ do you remember that weekend that guy Stephen Paddock shot up that insane amount of people, like 500 people, from a Vegas hotel window? unbelievable right? well the same weekend, my homeless, alcoholic, illegal alien buddy was helping himself to some Alvarez hospitality by hanging himself in the garage!   I am far from pleased as punch about it! let me tell you............. reverting back to the Rampage movie, since I saw it just a few hours ago and it's a pleasant alternative to think about, I did like the cowboy OGA guy in the movie, he was pretty cool

back to my homie Hussain (that's his surname) he was from Baluchistan in Quetta, Pakistan, near Afghanistan.......... he seemed like a great guy and we were really going to carry some of his issues to victory, but in the end he just suicided...... I found it overwhelming, I stopped smoking cigarettes shortly after it happened.... it was pretty shocking........ I've done a number of lightening, ten minute, counselling sessions over the phone about it........ still haven't written to the guy's dad back in Quetta....... not sure I would want anyone there having my home address in case they send a bomb in the mail that explodes in my face! the people there look kind of batshit crazy judging how they look on youtube blowing eachother up all the time over stupid shit....... Pakistan must be an interesting country, that's for sure......... they were showing on the news recently about a transgender newsreader in Pakistan, once a man, now an attractive looking 'woman'............ surprised the Pakistanis haven't assassinated her already given their extremely conservative positions, often resulting in murder.........

yep, it's pretty gobsmacking let me tell you, four suicides in that stupid garage........... so that's why I didn't mind shelling out $33 (AUD) for my movie tickets today, money well spent!

and about the Russians starting a nuclear war.... they'll only be promoting and strengthening the transgender agenda around the world and helping china control the world by getting themselves nuked to pieces.............ridiculous.............talking about nuclear postures, did you know during the cold war, part of the MAD nuclear posture of the americans was they would nuke red china in the event of a nuclear war with Russia?  later they dropped that position, well i'm here to tell you, they should readopt it, if Russia and America start nuking eachother, without question America should nuke the shit out of china.... this would leave India as the greatest power in the world, unthinkable, what a backward world it would be.......... can't believe the Russians are talking about nuking people and bombing American ships that send off a few cruise missiles............. do you think if America and Russia get into a nuclear war the Pakistanis would nuke India just for the heck of it?

i'll tell you, I miss my Pakistani buddy, all the stories he would tell me about Pakistan attacking India and U.S. forces in Afghanistan, etc.... he was full of interesting stories.......... i'm mighty sore he used my home as a euthanasia clinic though, that's NOT ok..........

Rampage homey....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E8DWTPjcs


Hey this is interesting:

https://youtu.be/tUOu9RpzwJI

One of the guys from blink 182 hanging out with super elite u.s. government ppl since even when he was with blink 182. Man I used to listen to blink 182 over and over when I was living in Spain in the year 2000/2001... All the time, I couldn't get enough. Where's my dog? Girls are such a drag! Those were the days when I was with Mary from Seattle/ Spokane...

Anyway about the home front here, honestly, I sometimes feel bad for my neighbors, when my brother suicided their teenage kids found the body, then when my homey Hussain, a Hazari guy, suicides, the mom next door Dianne found the body after my mom was too scared to go check. I'm always thinking about crazy stuff that cops must see like dead bodies like that. I even was at a Xmas party talking not so long ago to a kind of Dr that did autopsies on the dead... She said she had to quit when she had to do an autopsy on an eight year old girl that was raped and murdered. Intense. I'll tell you, when I was listening to blink 182 in Spain all the time during walking from a to b sessions, I was always incredibly upset about my sister Raquel's suicide the year before. Very upsetting. Just before my brother died last year... We started mending our relationship after over a year without talking at all to each other, maybe two years. Or more. At one point I clearly remember being aware of what I'd call the 'bliss field' which is an extremely peaceful energy, probably mostly only experienced by people when they're dead. I would imagine. The sensation there on the couch, just for a moment or two, was undeniable. It didn't last long. Also another time the mother in law was taking care of Alex, in 2014 around January, I remember waking up around 11am from long taxi driving shifts then snoozing in the 'bliss field', almost daily. That's like Nirvana or something. But when I was listening to blink 182 in Spain I was often drinking a lot of wine weekly. And the only bliss zone was with hashish. Still Spain's an interesting country so whatever. The takeaway is it's good to be non dependent on drugs.

Going to keep watching blink 182 guy's super important VIP buddies on his new label, but they don't seem to be the kind of ppl to take a lot of drugs. I have some Valium here with me but can't see the point of taking it, or alcohol. Or even cigarettes, at my age? I just want coffee!

https://youtu.be/tUOu9RpzwJI


Classic blink 182:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vMjClBvlSxI

Listening to dysentery Gary reminds me of one time with Mary we went and had dinner with my Brazilian buddy Rodrigo and his French girlfriend. I'd known Rodrigo since 1996 as he and I were in the same class at university (yes they had a dean there, no it wasn't a number between 17 & 19 it was the person in charge of like 5 to 10,000 students there, sorry to have to explain that for any retarded Aussies reading). Anyway my buddy Adam thought Rodrigo was a loser, although my old American buddy Colleen that I met in 1992 in Spain, although she wasn't around in 2000, thought Adam was gay. Being young in these days mentioned, from 16-24, I suppose I was more impressionable about other peers opinions of each other, now I just feel really old and all grown up. Anyway Mary liked Rodrigo and his French girlfriend and those were a few nice get togethers we had... Mary could speak Brazilian and so was trilingual and that was one of my goals at the time, trilingualism, so actually Mary was like a role model, but also someone great to hump, real cute.

Should Trump order bombing in Syria? Benji advises

1) Russia is all bark, it's not a concern what they threaten

2) the entire country has been pulverized, can bombing alleviate any misery or just compound it?

The western argument seems to be: aw man chlorine gas and Assad sucks and bully for George for deposing Saddam. It's an unusual argument, not having many facts at my disposal like airport sites and weapons plants, seems like bombing Assad will just add more fuel to the fire. I'd do something extremely precise but I don't know what the targets are.

The pundits on TV saying: "that'll learn north Korea! Bombing Assad," wow that's what four years at Harvard gets you.

Bottom line , if I wanted to knock out some of Assad's airports or weapons plants, I wouldn't be worried about Russia, or France or England. That country needs help, what a disgrace.

Slumming with Fox's Shannon bream in LA?

I could totally handle that for about a week. I did it with some other ppl in LA (NOT Shannon) for five months, so kind of over it but I'd still do it with Shannon for a week....

Pros, unlikely to catch lice or hepatitis from Shannon. She has no major drug addiction we know of so unlikely to rob you.

Cons, possibly out of touch with California's homeless psychology, non university educated folks, might talk about conservatism too much and unlikely to eat from a can.

FBI free to raid Cohen

Trump better believe it, has nothing to do with Russia! Didn't need to study at Harvard to know Cohen can't hire thugs to intimidate porn stars on behalf of whoever, that's a felony. Justice for the rich.

Tuesday morning ritual: gymnastics with Taylor

Like a younger and better smelling version of my beloved first and second grade teacher (Miss Taylor, not to be confused with Miss Coochee, spelling unclear, who was the bell ringer). The modern day Miss Taylor teaches the kiddies gymnastics.

Theme of class is stars, rockets etc, hence the telescope.

Moving on, recycling:

Each bottle like this now fetches a 'dime' which is actually only 7.4 u.s. cents in Australian money. Paradoxically, as China has stopped importing recycle waste globally this bottle will end up in a land fill, colloquially known as a tip, locally. 

Trump's trade war: I think it can really help Australia by challenging Australia and costing Australia money, so I'm not particularly against it. I do think bitcoin and suchlike currencies should be regulated as they are just facilitating crime like live snuff movies, torture movies, paedophilia movies, etc. I can now anonymously hire someone on the dark web to torture you and pay them in bitcoin, is that Good? (Answer: no). Congress must regulate. Regulators! Mount up!

greetings fnoods

is that even a thing? 'fnoods'? is that supposed to be dudes with a cold or something? who knows?


wow what a trek getting home, apparently there was some non suspicious fatality around midday, which strangely did not affect my train ride in to location of fatality........but ten hours later, it is delayed, go figure

so the topic at hand, pizza magnifico............ see i've been playing this game for android phones, my android phone, the zte blade, $37 u.s. approx., is very low quality, so it only stores one game on it and nothing else much by way of apps......... happily, this game is cooking craze.... after working through new york restaurants, approx. 120, making donuts and hot dogs and burgers, i went to paris, another 120 levels, frog legs, this that and the other, croissants, and finally this evening, a real breakthrough: rome..... making pizza

it does remind me a little of the pizza place in forest hills i sometimes bought pizza at.... what a great little place that forest hills is, in queens...... there are some real mansions there and amazing looking houses........ i was at 76 dartmouth street around half a year in 2005 there, very comfortable..... there was a jewish guy, maybe an israeli or just an american jew that visited israel sometimes, making pizza near the subway station under a kind of bridge thing they had there, if i saw it on google street view i'd remember it........ if you only ever had to live your entire life in forest hills, without ever leaving there, you could still be happy, believe me.....

my movie thing i'm working on is going ok, it's just a collage or stuff over a pop song from 2003 that i like, around four minutes worth but i have another couple of minutes to go and i'd probably need to figure out how to fade sound in and out as i don't know.... it's not adobe premiere but some free internet software.... it's a fun hobby for sure.... i'll post it here around the 19th may i suppose - there's some of my dance moves in it so how great can it be? maybe not so great

speaking of movies, rampage with dwayne johnson is out soon and i'm wanting to go catch it with my mom and kids......... we're having some kind of 'bash' as they say, for my mom's birthday and related family stuff so hoping to see it on 15th with the aforementioned people................ actually i'm not a big fan of my mom to say the least but anyway whatever

in the mood for being scared-sin-den-dis-pnoops?*

translation:  how about this year's bumper crop of horror movies?


Insidious looks especially scary ---

scnary!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY7dQnVnqmQ

Scientific breakthrough means eating shit can save your life!

https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/health-and-wellness/creating-crapsules-is-faeces-in-a-pill-the-cure-for-our-ills-20180319-p4z53z.html

Hasta LA vista nasty gut bacteria, hello poop capsule with healthy bacteria, just sayin'