Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Movie review: Jennifer Lawrence is going to show you her hot rack and sweet can (2018)


Do you like heavy violence involving strong blows to the head, stabbings, murders with knives, rape depictions, stranglings and torture scenes involving flaying and think Jennifer Lawrence might have a hot rack and sweet can but could never tell watching her shoot arrows in narnia or wherever her career was at?

Are you OK with cold war spy movies not relying exclusively on black and LGBT and transgender actors to depict spies trying to infiltrate Russia and vicaversa?

And $10, can you muster them without being incarcerated, to buy a movie ticket? Go catch her latest movie then. But if you're someone that sees Tucker Carlson on a daily basis, please guard him from seeing this movie as it may have a negative influence and start him on a downward path. We're not sure he can handle it.


Off topic, check out my work hat: isn't that smart? If it goes missing ppl can just stick it on my locker. There's a guy called Martinez who wasn't happy with the lockers provided so  he uses a wooden chest with a teddy bear sticker on it, that might make him seem like a maverick but he kind of seems like a bit of a schmendrick lacking chutzpah, not that that's a problem or something to hold against him.


No comments:

Post a Comment