now look, it's been a while since watching family guy or some McFarlane show but that doesn't mean my love for them is diminished. I can tell you, right now, I have ncis new Orleans on tv with the mute on of course (i'm not deranged), with the guy from quantum leap, I can tell you, flicking my eyes over to the tv screen, i'm hard-pressed to tell you who's a bigger retard: the Saudi that's 15th generation offspring of first cousin marriages, or the so-called actors on ncis, it's definitely a photo-finish and someone won by a hair but I can't say who, too close to call homeys.
now being that we have imaginations, instead of just surrendering mine to McFarlane and crew, i'd like to take the time to tell them what i'd like to see, my ultimate family guy experience:
there's some fine classical music playing, an expensive sports car with blinged out niggers rolls up, they have a penchant for talking in very uppity ways while at the same time acting like ghetto thugs, one of them sees a billboard for an oprah winfrey movie about slavery and laments that black people once had to work for money, that's funny as shit
now let's talk about bull, the tv show, he's the courtroom psychologist guy who reads the jury -- I love bull -- i'm not ashamed to say it -- bull is awesome -- he's telling some adulterous sheila about balcony people -- I love bull buddy, let me tell you..... my mom whose my housemate these days was telling me how she's stopped taking her oral meds and only takes a shot in the arm for her mental health issues every two or three weeks -- I told her if she wants to stop taking it outright, i'd be happy to yell some sense into her if she feels like she's losing it....... but she says she needs her meds so i'm like ok fine, do whatever you think is best........ I'm happy in that she's busy knitting a lot these days, keeps her room clean, helps out with basic housework, keeps the house clean enough, there's no piss smell everywhere anymore, she's figured out how to control her incontinence with nappies or whatever, she makes me a couple of sandwiches for work.......... every morning before work I put in a bunch of work renovating her house -- it's amazing how it's been let to run down over 27 years.... for example, the sheetrock and insulation i'd installed in 199594.... I've bagged it all and dumped it all in trash, I had to go through with a brush and rub down like literally a gallon container full of mouse shit that had accumulated over the years, cobwebs, little fluffy pieces of insulation, sweep the floor, throw out my sister's old microwave that had been sitting there for 18 years, all kinds of crap --- it's all looking real ship shape and military orderly now but there's still more work just in the suicide garage.....there's lawns need proper edges cut ---I wouldn't give a shit what bull would say about my psychology, coz i'd tell him to go get butt-fucked with a double ended dildo by some 55 year old chinese whore and shut the fuck up and i'd be right, again
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