Sunday, May 14, 2017

Advice for Trump

Greetings and salutations all,

Just got my hair shaved right off, you call that a crew cut in America? I have no idea, but it's been very long a decade, that's for sure.

Here is some free advice for Trump:

1) have a couch and blanket to sleep on in the oval office

2) focus on watching animal planet channel only, when watching non internet TV

3) get a monopoly board next to the couch, replace all community chest and chance cards with get out of jail free cards, except the original two or so, you can keep them. Actually the cards become moot at that point, try replacing them with random objects

That's all for now folks, standby for photo from the barber of Lebanon


big sidelocks homey

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