Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
Mantentoi calmeé et parler François
Regardez toi le Jedi comme il conserveé l'energie avant le prochain action.
Thursday, March 16, 2017
howdy
this is the nature of my current relationship with my mom:
http://youtu.be/kq6E2hQ20wc
where Marisol (my mom) is Bruno, and I'm the black and white drill sergeants all rolled into one. I absolutely detest being mean to my mom, on the other hand, I strongly feel she needs to buck up, bigtime. I bagged an entire garbage bag full with her pissed soaked reeking clothing and superfluous bed linen just lying on her floor stinking. So disgusting. We're roommates now and this Bruno clip sums it all up in a nutshell. You're supposed to respect your parents but if people age like crap then things get ugly.
They were showing on Russia today channel about some homeless war vets in America. They never show anything about Russia like alcoholics, drug epidemics, homeless Afghanistan war vets, nothing. Just Putin is awesome, west I dumb, retarded.
anyway, with three suicides in her immediate family and the fact she takes less care of herself than many homeless people, I.honestly feel like she needs to be seriously challenged. Again, the Bruno clip above is relevant.
Family Guy, McFarlane et al. I want to see a scene with a wordplay on 'niggard', and 'niggardly' , with African Americans, maybe in suits, working as bankers. Throw in the greedy Jew guys that like to smell money. I'd say chop chop but with rerun loops and not being a regular viewer, would be fine to see that in 2-5 years or so.
Hollywood movie stars, how would they individually fare with my mom on a desert island half the size of a football field. Brad Pitt would probably do best without resorting to violence or suicide. Shia lebeuf would suicide after seven months or so. Nichole kidman would bash my mom's head against a tree trunk after a week or two, slowly killing her over a period of a few weeks, possibly leaving her alive but brain dead. Johnny Depp hard to say, possible suicide after two years. Denzel Washington would bash her head in with lead piping in a frenzied rage, three months tops. Some of these starlets are so dumb they make my mom look like an absolute genius. Take Drew Barrymore, not a starlet anymore, too old. With no personal assistant telling her to breathe, she'd struggle, possible suicide if she could figure out how. Chrispy Ratt, at 40 I'm too old to know or care who he is.
http://youtu.be/kq6E2hQ20wc
where Marisol (my mom) is Bruno, and I'm the black and white drill sergeants all rolled into one. I absolutely detest being mean to my mom, on the other hand, I strongly feel she needs to buck up, bigtime. I bagged an entire garbage bag full with her pissed soaked reeking clothing and superfluous bed linen just lying on her floor stinking. So disgusting. We're roommates now and this Bruno clip sums it all up in a nutshell. You're supposed to respect your parents but if people age like crap then things get ugly.
They were showing on Russia today channel about some homeless war vets in America. They never show anything about Russia like alcoholics, drug epidemics, homeless Afghanistan war vets, nothing. Just Putin is awesome, west I dumb, retarded.
anyway, with three suicides in her immediate family and the fact she takes less care of herself than many homeless people, I.honestly feel like she needs to be seriously challenged. Again, the Bruno clip above is relevant.
Family Guy, McFarlane et al. I want to see a scene with a wordplay on 'niggard', and 'niggardly' , with African Americans, maybe in suits, working as bankers. Throw in the greedy Jew guys that like to smell money. I'd say chop chop but with rerun loops and not being a regular viewer, would be fine to see that in 2-5 years or so.
Hollywood movie stars, how would they individually fare with my mom on a desert island half the size of a football field. Brad Pitt would probably do best without resorting to violence or suicide. Shia lebeuf would suicide after seven months or so. Nichole kidman would bash my mom's head against a tree trunk after a week or two, slowly killing her over a period of a few weeks, possibly leaving her alive but brain dead. Johnny Depp hard to say, possible suicide after two years. Denzel Washington would bash her head in with lead piping in a frenzied rage, three months tops. Some of these starlets are so dumb they make my mom look like an absolute genius. Take Drew Barrymore, not a starlet anymore, too old. With no personal assistant telling her to breathe, she'd struggle, possible suicide if she could figure out how. Chrispy Ratt, at 40 I'm too old to know or care who he is.
Sunday, March 12, 2017
What's turning up
That's have the memory lane, as they say in chinglish
Going through my deceased bro's effects . organizing a funeral etc, fixing my mom's garden, etc, busy, actually damaged my right eye cutting a very taut root, seems to have cancelled the LASIK correction from like 12 years ago in communist China. These photos are a blast, as they say, totally forgot I had a gun down my pants. And yes, that is a machine gun. That's my former sister Raquel with the billy club. And an old flame there in white, she was cute.
Going through my deceased bro's effects . organizing a funeral etc, fixing my mom's garden, etc, busy, actually damaged my right eye cutting a very taut root, seems to have cancelled the LASIK correction from like 12 years ago in communist China. These photos are a blast, as they say, totally forgot I had a gun down my pants. And yes, that is a machine gun. That's my former sister Raquel with the billy club. And an old flame there in white, she was cute.
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Communist China bans western children's stories, fearing threat to unclear communist dogma; Quagmire saves Peter with ace piloting skills over Las Vegas
http://m.todayonline.com/chinaindia/china/what-does-china-have-against-peppa-pig
Translating that family guy episode so communist Chinese would understand:
That's have a mutton stew, have delicious quality! Maybe drink the tea, build the coal powered electricity substation, have water boil fastest. You rikey night cap? Me havin' Bailey's with milk. Cow have a happy time. Airplane crash.
http://mobile.shanghaidaily.com/feature/art-and-culture/Rural-poor-villagers-in-China-cash-in-on-Kuaishou-craze/shdaily.shtml
Homework: you are a 21 year old student from communist China studying in America somewhere in the middle. You're the only Chinese speaker in class and struggle with the English. The other students say the professor has damaged his psyche with LSD in the late 1960s. The professor asks you to write 1000 words comparing the following two homophonic phrases:
Would you like more grapes?
Would you like morgue rapes?
Showing specific emphasis on your own culture and world in China. Due: Wednesday.
Translating that family guy episode so communist Chinese would understand:
That's have a mutton stew, have delicious quality! Maybe drink the tea, build the coal powered electricity substation, have water boil fastest. You rikey night cap? Me havin' Bailey's with milk. Cow have a happy time. Airplane crash.
http://mobile.shanghaidaily.com/feature/art-and-culture/Rural-poor-villagers-in-China-cash-in-on-Kuaishou-craze/shdaily.shtml
Homework: you are a 21 year old student from communist China studying in America somewhere in the middle. You're the only Chinese speaker in class and struggle with the English. The other students say the professor has damaged his psyche with LSD in the late 1960s. The professor asks you to write 1000 words comparing the following two homophonic phrases:
Would you like more grapes?
Would you like morgue rapes?
Showing specific emphasis on your own culture and world in China. Due: Wednesday.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Is wikileaks a puppet of Russia's FSB?
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/wikileaks-releases-thousands-of-cia-documents/news-story/2b6e15b95687ed4c77bb1b930670aa33
If so, does it matter if John McCain has watched too many female tennis players from Russia?
If so, does it matter if John McCain has watched too many female tennis players from Russia?
Friday, March 3, 2017
Paul Ryan forced to quit his job as congressman
... Due to having seen a tennis player that was Russian.
Rooters, nowheresville, more and more Republican high level government workers are being found unfit to serve due to compromising positions involving Russians who are responsible for spreading AIDS and Ebola around the world single handedly and also planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.
Pick a Republican, any Republican... John McCain you say? Unfit, not because he isn't a real war hero (he was), no the problem is he's seen a movie by mila jokeavich the famous Hollywood actress whose mother is, you guessed it: Russian. Jokeavich has also appeared in numerous Hollywood blockbusters such as resident evil 1, 2 and 3, and well, maybe some other less known movies. The centre for disease control is currently looking at reprogramming remedies for the affected population that has been brainwashed by Jokeavich's Bolshevik psychological war. For now, safe to say, McCain unfit to serve.
Democrats are concerned that Russian influence on Ryan and McCain has lead to Democrats losing everything in the last election except the office of Mayor in NYC and control of Illinois which is lost. Russian influence through tennis players and Jokeavich could threaten the future of the burgeoning marijuana trade in California which would upset Nancy pelosi mightily.
Rooters, nowheresville, more and more Republican high level government workers are being found unfit to serve due to compromising positions involving Russians who are responsible for spreading AIDS and Ebola around the world single handedly and also planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.
Pick a Republican, any Republican... John McCain you say? Unfit, not because he isn't a real war hero (he was), no the problem is he's seen a movie by mila jokeavich the famous Hollywood actress whose mother is, you guessed it: Russian. Jokeavich has also appeared in numerous Hollywood blockbusters such as resident evil 1, 2 and 3, and well, maybe some other less known movies. The centre for disease control is currently looking at reprogramming remedies for the affected population that has been brainwashed by Jokeavich's Bolshevik psychological war. For now, safe to say, McCain unfit to serve.
Democrats are concerned that Russian influence on Ryan and McCain has lead to Democrats losing everything in the last election except the office of Mayor in NYC and control of Illinois which is lost. Russian influence through tennis players and Jokeavich could threaten the future of the burgeoning marijuana trade in California which would upset Nancy pelosi mightily.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Movie review: the delta force; Chuck Norris
Psycho lebbos have hijacked a planeload of Americans and want to go to Beirut on behalf of the new world revolution. The Pentagon bigwigs need to find a quick solution: the answer - Chuck Norris. No idea how they'll get him on board but once they do, he'll be kickin' some arse for sure
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