Monday, November 28, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

6:24am is the earliest I'd start watching fox and friends on a Tuesday thru Friday

as I clock out downstairs at 2223 (military time) downstairs, they're all talking about thanksgiving, it's pretty alien, in around 18 months spent in usa total, there was only one thanksgiving and I passed on my co-worker Rachelle's offer to celebrate at her crib with her and her son.... Maybe I should have taken the opportunity, whatever


reading Charles Hall's millenial hospitality iv on my phone with Amazon kindle app... I'd go to the following nearby national park (nearby to dog bone lake in Lincoln county Nevada)


https://www.fws.gov/refuge/Desert/visit/driving_directions.html


if I could take a holiday for a few weeks there in Nevada... I'd be camping out in that forest as near as the dog bone lake area (restricted u.s. Air force land) and looking for Hall's tall white aliens from arcturus, 30 light years away) which live to around 800 years of age. I'm thankful for Charles Hall and his stories, and Chinese people that know how not to bark like annoying dummies obnoxiously




see that's the wildlife refuge by dog bone lake
.. According to Hall, the tall white aliens from arcturus land their massive deep space craft onto the dog bone lake area on the new and full moond... Hall doesn't believe much in manmade global warming, he thinks climate changes are due to the sun... Our sun... Not Arcturus, which is a different sun
... The truth is I have abused the visa waiver system and not trusted by ICE, they will lock me up and yell at me! Possibly even if I get a tourist visa.... It might be worth a try, sure wouldn't mind a little three week vegas/ camping holiday... Not real big on casinos though
....

killed a giant mouse or baby rat this morning, burying it alive. Tried killing it first by crushing it but its high pitched scream moved me to pity, it had a broken paw, had to be killed

check out this kind of flamenco song:

I used to listen to it alot when I was younger...

this morning my kid Alex spent his entire savings of $10 chore money on a mobile elephant, kind of like a mini motorcycle, riding very skilfully for twenty minutes around the mall with his sister holding onto him behind him, it was very impressive, no accidents although a pile of t-shirts were tottering for a moment outside a clothing store...




this is the new baby, at 3 months gestation, give or take, around the 11th November..... looks like a girl to me, but the producer in chief thinks it's going to be a boy -- the main thing is not to have some dopey Russian name like 'Lena' (Elena/Yelena) --- no way Jose........ she liked 'Mark' as a name for Alex.... i'd settle for Mark

check it out, another Maite vende ca song:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TzcTIMUQB8

had only heard the no hay luz sin dia song of theirs, prior to.... clearly they have some talent

there's no shortage of flamenco music on youtube! example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ssiISV-CA

this lady is bragging about being a gypsy that sells flowers (considered a complete embarrassment in Bulgaria and the lowest social order -- interestingly, Bulgaria was the only country conquered by the Nazis not to give up any jews to them -- in Spain, singing about being a gypsy that sells flowers is desirable when performing flamenco, however, nowadays, most commercial flamenco is probably not performed by gypsies in spain, however gypsies in spain do continue performing a lot of flamenco, that's for sure)..........

i'll tell you, I remember first arriving to live in 'andalucia', loosely put, in my case, Murcia.... a small city with some gypsies in satellite areas......... I hid myself away in a small apartment, all alone, and got down to the business of reading another thrilling and hard to believe story, by one Robsang Lampa: the third eye --- later the author was debunked...... can't say for sure if Hall is the real deal but certainly aliens travelling around faster than light in spaceships and coming to earth is a fact....... if the English plumber that wrote the Robsang Lampa books is to be believed, he was really a Tibetan that had an accident in Tibet and then took over the body of an English man that had just suicided (extremely implausible to say the least!) -- also he only came up with this story after a journalist pointed out that he wasn't a Tibetan monk from Tibet at all but an Englishman.....

anyway, in those days, a woman would come around outside yelling everyday around the same time: "Pa' hoy nena! Pa' hoy!" (selling fruit I think it was) --- Para hoy! Nena, para hoy! (for today, girl! for today!)........

so the last time I went to America, the stupid ICE agents, such arseholes! there was one ICE guy there, Alvarez, he was a nice guy, another one, Guerrero, was screaming in my face, I thought he was going to hit me so I just shut up - stupid Mexicans

check this woman dance flamenco, total fox:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFH01qJT3k

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Kanye West in Los Angeles hospital on psychiatric hold, benji shows love with sage advice

hi Kanye, just put this brief clip from happy Gilmore on repeat, all day long, you don't have to have it on loud and can occasionally mute it, avoid your mother in law, they're nothing but trouble and get some sleep, you can count sheep jumping over a fence, they can be any color you like.... Eat something nutritious like proper Mexican food, but not takeout, that stuff is crap and drink plenty of water... Avoid smoking too much pot


http://youtu.be/2T-6PPdfPRM

Monday, November 21, 2016

movie review, THE DUFF, 2015; Thompson, Maine, various dildos

ok, so my idea for Giggity, the musical, is as follows: Opening scene (turns out to be a dream sequence), the catalog scene from Mozart's don Giovanni, Obviously the catalog would feature quagmire's lovers and he'd be like don Giovanni


http://youtu.be/INF9r5jju0A


quagmire wakes up from his dream, brushes teeth with dildo shaped electric toothbrush, hears commercial on radio asking for sperm donors.... Years later, it turns out quagmire has 20,000 children around the world from his sperm bank donations. Then 60 minutes does a story about it featuring thousands of them at conventions, skyping, whatever. However it turns out quagmire wins the lottery all of a sudden but his offspring learn from Bambara Walters and he ends up with no money, especially after feeling sorry for the Ethiopian kids


insert montage scene with music, hands in pockets, looking down, feeling jealous of brad pitt's kiddy drama etc


to be continued (yes, you can whittle)

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Trump watching while sitting on the john at church

whiffy works Sundays, double pay, all for the unscrupulous and wretched real estate developers raping us...


here's an article about American kids writing to trump telling him to be nice:


https://www.yahoo.com/news/mr-trump-please-be-nice-kids-request-in-letters-200138603.html


damn straight, they aren't idiots these American kids, too bad it's all downhill from puberty when slut syndrome and dodgy morality kicks in...


Trump looks so petty bitching at the Hamilton Broadway people who made some completely innocuous remarks. He should invite them to the white house, that'd be presidential and winning. And give the twitter and petty sniping a rest, it's getting late for that. And yes, it is diarrhea in the can if you were wondering

Thursday, November 17, 2016

the honor of the auspicious 1080th post goes to: anorexia and actress zoe kazan

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/20/theater/zoe-kazan-on-overcoming-an-eating-disorder.html




yes! That's right! Anorexia is so serious, let's lobby for a new secretary to join the joint chiefs: Secretary for anorexia, it's no laughing matter.


homework assignment: Read zoe's article written on the cusps of her thirties about age 19. Then start a new essay set on her 40th birthday, beginning with the following paragraph:


nobody wrote a manual on negotiating one's 30s, and I'd seen numerous of my thespian peers before me go astray from bad relationships with questionable movie directors, so I decided on my 30th birthday to have ten of my eggs artificially produced and frozen. Finally I found a suitable mate who I acted with on the Dawson's creek 2019 revival movie, while dreamy at first, he showed early signs of disinterest in our marriage after our second child, we divorced the following year amicably. Then I met Eduardo, he was everything James wasn't: Argentinian, raised in Afghanistan by a family of goat herders after his parents who worked for the u.n. Peace and love group were kidnapped and hung from a cliff top after being told they'd be bunji jumping.


your turn, insert 1000 words here, use the 'pot belly' precisely 8 times and 'fiasco' twice.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

movie review: a rival [sic], 2016, amy adams

going in, this movie looks like a winner, forest Whittaker is the coolest negro on the planet, the director is some shit hot French wizard.


talking about that though, what's up with French people, everytime they ask, with their funny little French accents: 'where do you cum from?' I want to yell at them: 'From my testicles bitches, where the hell do you come from??? Weirdo!"


seriously though, seeing the trailers, this is a movie about squids and communist Chinese. Let's get to it: Chinese people eat babies, to increase their virility. For real. And it's not even clear if the women have stopped slaying their newborn young just because they're baby girls, as opposed to boys. There aren't even enough girls in china for the men to marry. It sure is an interesting place! Calligraphy also features prominently in the trailers and it doesn't look like amy Adams had a full frontal nudity clause in her contract, just sayin'


ok it's Saturday, here's the review, before we get to it, here's an article about some fashion designer that 'dressed' michelle Obama, she refuses to dress Trump's wife because she doesn't like trump values:
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/here%E2%80%99s-the-first-designer-to-say-she-won%E2%80%99t-dress-melania/ar-AAktxlC?li=AAabC8j&ocid=spartanntp

I have to say, the developer that built the building my crib is located in, is very Trump like in his or their (it's a company registered with only two owners) practices, it has already taken 20k out of our little pockets with more to come..........all because they like to cut corners and jerk people around, so i'm not overly sympathetic to Trump and I can assure you I won't be dressing Melania either! (or Michelle, although it's not because she's black, I actually think she's quite fetching looking so there you go! you won't be catching me calling her a gorilla! I think she's kind of sexy)


anyway, the trailer for the new star wars movie, rogue 1 looks pretty good, I might just end up watching all three movies together back to back in a few years when they're all out on dvd, not in a hurry, looked good though, that's for sure.......

so a rival deals with themes of linguistics and brain wiring which is one of  benji's main interests in this particular lifetime...... basically there's a girl called Nappan (pronounced nappin') which is written HannaH in Cyrillic.............her parents are big on squids, I mean they just love pulpo al ajillo....... the squids - there are two of them, abbot and Costello, they actually have super-advanced technology that allows them to travel through time and space and they have a massive written alphabet which they squirt out with ink jets, just like the Xerox printers I was engaged in offering product support for in Bulgaria in 2008 to the market of Xerox printer users in spain (on behalf of ibm) -- basic helpdesk IT............... so the squids squirt messages all the time because they are all about dye.........not die like a single die, half a pair of dice, as it were..........the squid are not afraid to be diced, which is the normal destiny for a squid when having relations with humans.......... this is because they are super advanced squid............ so their alphabet consists of circular ink splotches similar to what psychiatrists show you when they're trying to figure out if you're a serial killer....... so nappin's parents are tasked by the u.s. military and the cia to figure out what the deal is with the squid.........same time some other squids are dealing with the chinese and the Russians.............. everyone's scared that the squids will deliver some cutting edge technology to the rival that will help the rival wipe them out......... I actually had a memorable nightmare about this at around age 7: in my nightmare, the chinese had figured out some crazy technology such as is used by aliens to make enormous ufos that float around with ani-gravity --- the chinese built some massive warplane like this the size of a football field or bigger and were going to wipe everyone out........this was in fact the most disturbing nightmare I had as a child...........another disturbing event as a child was watching some giant stuffed toy in the room, maybe before sleepy time, and the light was on, and then all of a sudden I could see like a human hand where the giant teddy's or panda or whatever it was' (inventing a new grammar thing there adding a possessive apostrophe to was) paw would be, the fingers were drumming, as if impatient, it was a kind of psychic vision such as kids have, it was mighty frightening......... I have never related the two aforementioned psychic events of my childhood until now, but they do resonate with one of the big themes in the movie............. in the scene where nappin's mom calls the big chinese general and starts talking to him in chinese, all I could understand was: wo shi zai meguo -- i'm in America --- this is because my chinese is extremely weak

however I did enjoy the notions of linguistics and brain wiring the movie threw up (no pun intended)...... on the drive home I remembered the notion of nappin' and nappy and my own notion of sleepy poops and wondered what it would be like to be a baby, nappin' and crappin' in your sleep.... most people don't crap in their sleep or crap standing up, but for babies it's standard....... as a traveller who has lived in a lot of far flung alien places with no English (or Spanish) I can definitely relate to the baby psychology of just starting at everything like a baby.............. I also recalled flying into Germany one time, as a 16 year old or maybe it was when I was older like 24, and realizing that the way the city in Germany was designed and laid out must have correlated to their language and notions........because it's true what the movie says that each language has a psychology that dictates how people think......... I always found in English the americans were the clearest thinkers of all the English speakers, by far, and they never walk themselves into confusion like other English speakers......... in german though, and Spanish, there is great clarity and precision with words and Spanish also has a lot of tricks when it comes to double meaning and what not........... Spanish is actually a somewhat sophisticated language.......

anyway, with the language in the movie of the squids, they are able to help humans read the future because once you start learning their language you start seeing the future..........maybe aliens are trying to influence filmmakers on the psychic plane to present certain ideas, who knows............ it would have been nice to watch 'giggity: the musical, quagmire's big day out' but it just hasn't been made yet so there's not much

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

random stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc


so, you wouldn't believe it maybe, but with my job, it's like the same thing everyday --- that's might change every half year or so, but even then, it would just be the same thing everyday --- next week, thank God, my first leg of busdriving will be a different run, less duration, and a familiar area, the next suburb over........ the second leg will be the same as always, but it suits me anyway as there is a 20-28 minute break there between mini legs

anyway, this first leg that's about to expire on Friday, this is what's weird, driving up towards a hospital, there's a jewish guy in what we might call 'full regalia' walking down the hill - this in itself is not unusual, just wearing black pants, a white collared shirt, side tassles, a beard......pretty standard, nothing too llamativo there....... but in this case, about 30 yards behind the jewish guy, there's a guy with his left leg missing below the knee walking along on crutches.........and then, astoundingly, another 30 metres or so behind him, another guy with a missing left leg below the knee walking along on crutches......... then some lady wearing a shirt that said 'nerd'.......... then I finished that leg, just past the hospital and did the return trip back to the depot for my dinnertime breaktime ritual, and lo and behold, there's the same jewish guy walking about a mile away........sans his legless followers this time, actually said jewish guy was somewhat gimpy anyway

about two sundays ago or maybe three, I spotted a similarly dressed jewish guy, black pants, white shirt, side tassles, beard.... on a train station platform, I was with my two kids after a stint at the water park in darling harbor in the city....... i'd only recently heard there's some book in the old testament called Obadiah or something like that and thought I might trouble the guy to tell me about it, but he wasn't interested, 'sorry, it's my day off,' he said, with a very thick Australian accent...........there are certainly a handful of jews out there with heavy English redneck Australian accents, no doubt, and Russians too.......... try saying teen when you mean teen and not dean like

so i'll tell you, it's good to get jews at a critical mass level so the culture takes over and you can only really get that by going to Israel......... or even actually just flying El-Al is fine........ did you know Bulgaria shot down a plane-load of jews flying El-Al one time in like the 1950s just because it accidentally strayed over their airspace? yes sirree, these Bulgarians have a very mean streak running through them, no question...... anyway, I remember the first (of only two) flights I boarded with El-Al, I was delighted with the kleshmer music they were playing and the general atmosphere...... I also found it very amusing that the guy next to me immediately wanted to know how much I paid for my ticket (like did I get a better deal than him maybe)? that was funny

Monday, November 14, 2016

gym week 33: 2km, 40 sit-ups, ball stretches

vacuumed car. Scarlet looks ridiculously bored in gym daycare. Ended up hollering at her pretty harshly this morning at home due to her constant screaming and messing with Alex. 20 months old kids understand voice tones and facial expressions, not so strong on reasoning. Time for a shower.

movie review: idiocracy, 2005, mike judge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaj2g_30T7E


cryogenically frozen with Rita the hooker, Joe, a pentagon guineafowl wakes up 500 years in the future. Everyone is dumb and stupid due to devolution (Nietzsche discusses this notion especially with regard to the Italian renaissance)... Reading books is for fags like Paul krugman and bookish Jews, in the future... Also, all plants and people are hydrated exclusively with Gatorade, marketed as Brawndo. Brawndo is the major employer and has bought large swathes of the u.s. Govt... Watch the movie for yourself. Time for sleepy poops. Oh, forgot, everyone in 2505 thinks Joe talks like a fag and only professional rock and roll wrestlers make it in politics. People are superdumb and male fox news anchors broadcast without shirts on.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

momeries.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg   (right every wrong, win everywhere)



moi, benji, age 9 in 1985; background shot is possibly my mom as a teenager in the early 1960s in the background behind some kind of homecoming queen back in the old country.... this is the songify this bedroom intruder song, very cool:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg            just sayin'


my mom around august 1966 - age 22 1/4 - somewhere in spain
photos immediately above and below probably taken with a polaroid





my mom and my bro jose in may 1969, 7 years to the month before benji was born, somewhere in spain, obviously some kind of forest, just sayin'





there's no songify this version of the doors as yet......   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvI4c2EjpvM&list=RDqvI4c2EjpvM#t=14

neither songify this versions of gwen Stefani as yet...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo

this Stefani, really has talent, btw, don't know if she writes her own music, or what, but she definitely has to have some kind of unique talent.......  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rlNpWYQunY   (more Stefani)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU   (look at her go! someone book her into the next superbowl halftime show please)

oh wait, already been done in 2003:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beSY5qGZ8bA


hey look at that: new movie from Michael Keaton:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1adu1VkU_w


some indie movie from 2006: Dreamland
http://youtu.be/d7U4I6_6doo

a different indie movie from 2007: Dreamland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmfzokY2T4


FOUND IT! AFTER my unusual search, have finally found the movie I want!   IDIOCRACY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leyn-oS5ASI

Thursday, November 10, 2016

live blogging fox and friends

Giuliani and co don't understand you can't reason with potheads, with regard to the crying university students.... They are afraid Trump will have pot re-criminalized... Let him address them on the matter, eg., "no more potty!", or, "let the States decide on potty," etc... Now they're talking about Trump's staff to be: Don't give Gingrich a job, unless it's refilling the coke vending machines

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

sub anyone?





see that picture  of caixa Galicia? that's a bank chain in spain, probably originating in the Galicia region in the northwestern-most point, just west of Asturias, where my genetic heritage is half from...... there's a lot to be said for a strong box........normally you see small business people utilizing them to deposit the day or week's takings, thousands of dollars..........but, if you're like benji, you jack off into a cup and put that in the strong box and slam it heavily shut on it's heavy, strong box, hinges, to a surgeon type guy who uses his instruments to insert your sperm into an egg.........and then freezes it........ just sayin'............ talking about reproducing, so we have baby number three (conceived in the normal, non strong box way, on it's way to being made, a third of the way into its bun-life in the oven..........



okay subway, one broker has offered me to buy one nearby subway to my crib for 200k (officially 220k) - but anyway I told him I could only pay 150k........ anyway I want to try working a few Saturdays at a subway and complete my two years of heavy vehicle driving around mid june coming, before I take the subway challenge (if at all) -- it seems feasible though, I think i'll be over doting baby-sitting and bus driving by then and ready to just live in a subway, have some occasional help, employ someone, I have the money, that's for sure........ I mean there are other options, but it's something i'm seriously thinking about.........the subway for sale near my crib is actually poor location due to being on major/busy road (silverwater rd) about a mile from here as the golf ball flies (parabolically) i'm guessing..... to stop there in your car, you have to have it on your mind as your approaching it in the traffic, you won't even notice the flag they put out and then it's like almost a surgical driving manoeuvre just to pull into the parking lot which requires a ramp -- most of their business is from local pedestrian regulars from the surrounding businesses..... hardly anyone would pull in in a car coz of the business of the road


insert unwanted commercial break: has one of your testicles or adam's apple ever mysteriously disappeared momentarily? press skip ad after 4, 3, 2, 1  (you click and proceed)


sorry, just listening to jesse waters from day before election

so why haven't I been proceeding on the computer programming since I said I would? well for starters, I believe in reincarnation, so I have various future lifetimes to work on that.........not to mention potentially decades in this one

who knew Jeannie spoke Persian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L4NVc4HJo


Trump agenda: 1) repeal Obamacare with willing help from congress

2) reform tax code

3) structure a middle east foreign policy prioritized/based on establishing an official Kurdish state in northern Iraq (consult experts if unsure)

now with Trump president elect, the word on the street is: oh no! that means world war 3 is just around the corner!

ha ha, that's funny --- i'd trust Trump to do what he wants with china trade, we'll see as we go how that works........ he'll probably be a two-term president by the looks of it, will be interesting to see anyway, also the democrats could win the house of reps in two or four years time, also the senate next time round --- O'reilly was right about the republicans keeping control of senate and reps, you have to give him that! you can email him at oreilly@foxnews.com   just don't be priggish, whatever that means, not sure if it's related to a strong box


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHp5AZ-4X9g

feeling confused?



what's up fronds?   so happy 9/11 to you, that's the day that just went by and how we date in the non u.s.a world: November 9th.............

was just having an after work beer with a basque guy from the job..... careful to drink only 2 light beers and stay under the 0.05 alcohol limit.......... there's no traffic at night so pretty breezy to get around

the conversation was pretty random, also with some strangers there, but at some point the basque brought up gypsies and that brought to mind some memories from living in Murcia, spain, around 20 years ago --- then the conversation went to gun control in Australia and the martin Bryant port Arthur massacre and then I remembered being in Murcia at the time and my date, Elsa, broke the news to me, she was really shocked that that could happen......... when I got home there was some book on the table that someone had left lying around a playground recently, Disney kids' book: meet Elsa

that help your confusion any?

who's confused? all the media reporting on the u.s. elections, that's for sure....... except maybe fox news........ time for them to 'rearrange the window dressing in the shopfront', as Nietzsche would say.......

this is why, despite some of these journos making over 200k a year..... I do not envy their jobs: report on dopey polls, incorrectly, for months, act surprised when polls are wrong, report on a massacre of fags in florida....... comment on beyonce............ there's a pattern of lameness there......... still there's a lot of good articles being written........ the ny times and Washington post have both had interesting articles recently, but none whatsoever on politics..............the only intelligent punditry on politics has been from benji and karl rove.......... everyone else is just astounding dummies, completely out of sync with reality and the way the world is changing.......it's really astounding, kind of, it would be if it wasn't, allegedly, according to an unnamed source

political journalists.......... probably as a kind of bellweather state, we could take paul Krugman is the most clueless and then put all of nytimes behind him and then Washington post as the dumbest........ congratulations to usa today, surprisingly, they were able to keep their heads and keep it somewhat real........ disappointing to see how hopelessly fixated fox news were with their so-called 'poll's -- really had to tune out a lot

anyway, at least at the bar with the basque guy and co, they had some sailboat racing on the tv....... big spinnakers and stuff, and without them sailing into head-winds, that stuff is awesome

time to get some sleepy poops --- 29 days til the mother in law arrives, pros: less demanding childcare work, more time to sleep in and possibly get drunk (not my thing though, really, but maybe a little partying wouldn't go astray, who knows?), not having to live with her due to renting a room somewhere else.........cons: long train rides to work instead of breezy 10-15 minute drives, occasionally missing kids with their shenanigans - probably not that much, missing out on time with the wifi while she's pregnant -- i'll probably just sleep over...........it's going to be hectic: three kids, fingers crossed.......... if it's a girl i'd definitely call her Elsa if my wife agreed to it --- no idea what the baby would be called --- should it come into the world okay to begin with

time to sleep

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

ny times, nbc, cbs, cnn, abc can count! good for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMLzVikTXmE&feature=youtu.be

the 7th art

will give you a run down soon of what we liked from those various new movie trailers, but quickly, on politics,


just watching a delayed telecast of Obama's rousing introduction to Hilary at Philadelphia on Monday.


just can't see her winning the presidency, despite being marginally softer on the eyes than Trump. Major problem: Obamacare, and unemployment, lack of growth in economy. They have performing seals at Taronga zoo in Sydney here, they put on a real good show and get all the fishy treats too, but they still don't get elected president of the u.s.


Trump losing to Hilary is thoroughly inconceivable, I just cannot believe it can happen. Now clap your flippers and make seal grunting sounds and wiggle your whiskers.


now to movies:


1st, hologram for the king, tom hanks
http://youtu.be/UW4OE1egbHs
benji would unquestionably watch this movie in full, but not any Dan browns nonsense nor sully which is too mediocre subject matter






2nd, baked in Brooklyn, about some kike in Manhattan that sells pot, benji would give it half an hour, getting old to watch that, but maybe with my kids in six years time, who knows, never too young to explain dangers of drugs


3rd, swing state... A satirical look at fox news channel. Funny, definitely watchable
http://youtu.be/aZJst4NA7SA


4th, Giggity, the musical, featuring Quagmire.... Just messin'! Would be awesome though, right? Too bad the McFarlane people are too stoned haha probably watching Flintstones reruns now and listening to Cyprus hill, silly!


5th, some movie about American Jews! Finally they're the subject of the movie and it's in America, not world war 2 gas-land somewhere all depressing.... looks very promising! Indignation.
.. http://youtu.be/ELKsrUssyQE
turns out this movie is based on a novel by phillip roth who is a famous and accomplished American jewish novelist....... watching some interviews with him and reading up on him, it seems like some of his books would be quite interesting to read, maybe starting with goodbye columbus -- he has a lot of books........ prior to discovering roth, the only jewish American writer of interest was joseph heller and i was interested in reading a couple of his books as a teenager but subsequently lost interest......... Roth also visited Prague a couple of times during communism and developed some relations there with local authors, the most famous would be Franz Kafka, however he was born around 100 years in Prague before Roth showed up there



6th... denzel Washington movie, fences........ looked at some of the associated reviews and interviews.... Washington seems like a competitive guy (in real life)




Monday, November 7, 2016

gym week 32: 2miles virtual bike ride as miniature shrunken dwarf in giant backyard

starting now with stretches on big ball, all muscles out of place everywhere, ball stretching feels good ...


spent the morning and late last night watching alot of Hollywood trailers, mostly a list, for soon to be released movies, around 30 I guess... Have my assistant fetch coffee and insert picture of kill bill wood punchy guy stroking his beard here....


ok that's enough for front on big ball, flipping over doing back now, then it's off to run.... Was telling a hotel manager here at the gym recently about Washington post and ny times being too pro Clinton.... He's American so he gets it... He's somewhat interesting to talk to and listen what he has to Say so might check with him in a moment


knees too sore for running, especially right knee


still smoking sporadically on and off





benji knows your thinking:



you think you're interested in doing one of those hocus-pocus chicken entrail spattering adivination thingy-majigs where you eviscerate a chicken, pay homage to the various smoke omens and then watch where the wind blows the spatters of chicken entrails in order to figure out if Hilary or Trump will win the presidency?

right?

you're kidding yourself, your real subconscious desire is merely to murder chickens....... maybe you're just hungry, who knows -- check your fridge for popcorn



https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+murder+a+chicken

Wednesday, November 2, 2016