christianity; turkey in the EU; who's a christian who isn't a christian; ocean sea level rises

phew, that's a lot to cover so let's make it snappy without too much wiseacre to show you how many words I memorized to get a high SAT and go to an IVY league college, neither of which, this ossie-spaniard has done, of course.........

now let's see, you know that there's the Jewboy Alan Colmes in nyc, the radio announcer who is a great carer and greatly concerned for 'the brown people' (actually he's too lazy to concern himself much about anything so he just pretends everyone's trying to bring the 'brown man' down when he's busy migrating from Afghanistan to Europe and raping western Europeans in the street ---- Colmes does not care about the so-called 'brown man' which is an incredibly ignorant and racist term --- but he likes to affect an air of care and he's very ironic and possibly somewhat of a nihilistic atheist who hopefully won't be laughing in the afterlife on his death bed should Satan be raping him there with a pitchfork - just sayin'

https://www.rt.com/uk/337749-project-fear-farage-brexit/

so along with Alan Colmes, we have Glen Beck in Texas, he fancies himself a Christian and nowadays he fancies himself a Texan too............. anyway, normally we don't mention either and aren't awake at 4am to listen to Beck and only listen to Colmes around 3-5 minutes a week on average.... but some news agency was saying how Beck is anti-Christian, sorry anti-Trump and saying how this guy and the other guy isn't a Christian

this is a good enough staging platform to go on a bit of a spiel about Christianity in general and politically, to mention some of Turkey's recent issues with the EU with regard some tv commercial mocking Turkey's president Erdogan. We'll start with that, there was some commercial on german tv like that, mocking Erdogan's government's repressive, restrictive policies on free speech etc. Erdogan's govt. is, of course, in negotiations with the EU to somehow join it or get closer to it, remove need for visa to visit EU for Turkish citizens, etc....... Erdogan took offense at the satiricial commercial and summoned Germany's ambassador to Turkey.

https://www.rt.com/news/337794-eu-turkey-satire-reaction/

Obviously, anyone in the so-called 'west' which we could even maybe include Moscow and st Petersburg there but not Yekaterinburg or Vladivostok, knows that that's a crazy overreaction and not how to get along with the wicked priests of tv land and the media (comedians, tv show compares, paedophiles of various stripes like jimmy Savile, etc)......

clearly there is a great divide between islam and Christianity............ how is it that such conservative people can turn into such criminals in the west?  (the 'brown people' as colmes charitably calls them - note, I do not think he is being charitable when he calls them that but actually i'm just mocking his use of the term which is racist and ignorant)....... if you look at the prison population of france, it's like 98% moslem.... if you're feeling liberal, and dis-inclined to study the facts, you might actually think it's some kind of racist intolerance, but actually, Colmes' 'brown people' (a lot of them aren't actually brown but semitical people with very Caucasian features, certainly lighter features than the average Spaniard) are actually committing crimes at a high rate and getting locked up for it

before we come to the melting glaciers, since our fellow human Beck, the shit-hoarder, for want of a better term, has mentioned so-and-so isn't a Christian so we'll come to that now..... first of all, the parable of the prodigal son teaches that it's never too late for a sinner to repent and return to correct living........ the numerous mentions of the Pharisees with their pompous, holier than thou, traditions and outlook, likewise defines the danger of thinking one is better or more pious or holier than others........ furthermore, the  story Jesus mentions of the man who prays and goes home justified before God is the sinner who repents and recognizes his wrong, not the pompous and falsely self-assured Jew Pharisee

as an aside, we'll again mention that unless Jesus got jewish genes from his Father, which is always a possibility, there is no way he is a Jew except as a matter of citizenship as Mary was in no way a Jew but an Aryan Gentile and an Essene -- this is getting to the point where it's more pitched at Coast to Coast AM with George Noori, hi George, if you're reading.........

the case of the blind man where the disciples asked Jesus who sinned, the blind man or the parents, clearly indicates the teaching of karmic retribution and reincarnation was common with Jesus and his disciples because he does not rebuke them for asking the question: did this man sin in order to be born blind (ie., did he sin in a previous lifetime?)...... therefore clearly a great many, 99% + Christian preachers are mis-preaching the gospels when they teach blasphemonus ideas like a man's salvation isn't on his own shoulders but can be achieved by preaching some kind of mantra like a hindu reciting mantras about Vishnu, wherein the mantra-sayer ('christian') can superstitiously repeat some kind of mantra like 'jesus is my savior, I accept him for that, he died to purify all my sins before I was even born, at a time, 2000 years ago, where I cannot even give an account of where my soul was, if it even existed or if it was in some other solar system or what, I don't know but I can sin like crazy (AND/OR be a smug and self satisfied douche*) and as long as I say 'I accept Jesus as my savior' and a few other mantras popular with main-stream Christianity, i'm all good

clearly pristine Christianity has been somewhat perverted by the mainstream, so it's always funny when a 'christian' starts pointing fingers and calling someone else a 'non-christian'...... can you imagine mary Magdalene or some other ho-bag whore being referred to as a 'non-christian'? holy mackeral............ probably the most apt thing for the gospels to refer Beck to is the guy who won't sell his belongings and follow Jesus ---

thank God we got through that, it's always a tough topic, Christianity, like talking to your daughter about menstruating, you just don't feel like doing it, as a guy that is, maybe a lot of women enjoy that, I'm not sure - that'd probably be a good question for a roving reporter type who asks randoms on the street random stuff

melting ice: it's all over red rover, this is really the only thing that can cut big bad china down a few notches: a ten metre sea level increase, give it 500 years and even 100 and you'll see how many hurricanes are provoked and what gets flooded and where, hint, housing prices in Sydney and nyc can only stay high for so long!  maybe Nietzsche's prediction that a strongly united Europe could project a 'terrible will' 1000 years into the future wasn't just something the Nazis managed to pervert but something we'll actually see in the future ------ with the amount of americans turning into bubble-heads with their gender issues and what not, we'll see!


* see the parable about the guy who is given a coin and just buries it without investing it and making it grow --- constantly we are seeing referrals to 'the kingdom of heaven' (God's way) where growth and strength are what's important (the mustard seed turning into a giant tree) ---- the universe and hubble give other great examples of massive growth and strength.........



obviously, the upshot (no pun intended) to all of this prior discussion is: so is it okay to jack off to internet porn?

the answer perhaps lies in the following encounter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmEB-dn5apY

trump winning on fox news live

this latest trump scandal with the reporter grabbing his arm, this is only going to help trump judging on how he's handling it. He definitely has a lot of enemies. Looks like can easily become president at this stage.








“Would you go to war over Scarborough Shoals?” General Dunford asked Admiral Harris, in a conversation overheard by a reporter. If Admiral Harris responded, it could not be heard.


that's a question for a president to answer, probably better trump than Clinton, especially with regard to china. The correct answer is a resounding: YES! go to war with China if they start bullying around too much there, no doubt. China is just waiting for something to unblock the pipes there. Bernie danders cannot at all be expected to prosecute a war against China, that's for sure. Could stuff teddy bears though.


http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/31/world/asia/south-china-sea-us-navy.html

conspiracy theory: donald trump and bill o'reilly a two man reptilian team??

was the Australian two cent piece retired because it cost more to make than what it was worth, or is something more sinister at play (insert high-strung, extremely disturbing and suspenseful music)

is it true that at a secret conference on a secret island off the coast of manhattan, the vanderbilts and rockerfeller families and the FED had a secret meeting with bill o'reilly and Donald trump at which they were both infected with a reptilian disease, converting some of their DNA to non-human, reptilian form, thus converting both of them essentially to puppets of the reptilian will??

no? maybe? I don't know, i'm hungry where's the nearest chinese takeaway?

well look at this:

and this:

coincidence? yam cha? you be the judge

interesting article from ny times

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/27/fashion/men-intimacy-masculinity.html


kid's dad turns out to be a fag, finds non-pansical relationship with new dad.


what strikes me about this story is the absolute religious devotion to football and statistics. Football is definitely a religion, whether it's football, soccer or rugby. Countless football stars who are idolized by the idiot rabble of America will be going to hell where they'll get buttfucked by demons alongside Saddam Hussein and various clergymen. Obviously this would strike a lot of people as negative. Good for them.


to quote Nietzsche: What do I care for muddle-headed Americans?'.... In fact, why would you turn aside pursuit of the Truth, which is even nobler than the pursuit of happiness? Consider the cow, it is happy with its grass to chew and meadows to frolic in, it doesn't reckon on its own eventual murder at the hands of farmer bob. Similarly, mr muddle headed American instead of cud likes football, good for you muddle-head, enjoy your dashing yards and your Hawaii 5-0 catch phrases. Muddly.


that is all for now, the following dismissals are also announced: Simpson, Homer




http://youtu.be/pWB710kTEDY


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H6YHMt1whMo

Belgium is retarded

go read up on the two brothers that did those terror bombings. They were born and raised in Belgium and crims for life. They kidnapped some bank worker with an AK47 and robbed 60k. One of them shoots a cop that busts his posse robbing Western Union and gets not even three years for an attempted murder charge. That's a joke. That should be minimum twenty years. The kidnapping at gun point got even less than three years, that's a total joke. I would be surprised if the French dolled out little slaps on the wrist like that for murderous hardened criminals. These guys aren't even religious. Calling them religious is blasphemous. These brothers are total crims and the dead ones are probably getting systematically tortured and punished in hell. I can tell you, Belgium's criminal justice system is an absolute joke for letting these guys get shitty three year sentences. Now they know what to expect when psychopathic murderous criminals are let to run around free. If they really wanted to wage violent jihad they would have gone to Xinjiang in China. That's how you know Donald trump is right to call these guys chickenshits: They never dare go liberate their Muslim buddies in Xinjiang because they know the Chinese would torture them slowly and incredibly painfully. Skimming through ny times articles on the matter shows you what hopeless meningitics the ny times are at heart.


let's clarify some things: Europe isn't struck at it's heart because the big dirty whore that is Europe doesn't have one heart but more like four stomachs. Two: Belgium and France must be retarded beyond comprehension to just let hardened criminals go running back and forth to Syria to war there. The Australian government sure wouldn't allow that. Three: We don't need some transgender friendly idiot pansies to write five page dissertations on what 'drives' these people. Dangerous, murderous criminal thugs need to be locked up for a really long time. Let the idiot pansy PhDs paint pictures for them when they're locked up for proper sentences and go figure out what's wrong with their pre-frontal cortexes after they're safely locked up. Law enforcement and criminal justice in Belgium looks shitty, as does the ny times and French / European policing in general. Do any of the dummies there even know what a database is? I wouldn't be going to France, England, Germany or France anytime soon, that's for sure. A big swathe of ex commie countries seems to have avoided the influx of new migrants though, good for them.

tv show review; scorpion

the lapd and fbi become suspicious when a tv show called 'scorpion' hits the airwaves. It is so hopelessly lame it was either made by Latvians or is some kind of sneaky front hiding drug smuggling activities or the like.


color in for a while, take an early mark.

cruz wants kasich to drop out, benji concurs

Cruz isn’t just battling with Trump. He is pushing for Kasich to get out of the race, telling Bill O’Reilly on Fox News on Tuesday night that Kasich “can only be a spoiler.”
“He went 0-for-27, he won his home state and then he's going to proceed to lose this series of states,” Cruz said, adding, “At this point what he's doing doesn't make any sense unless he's auditioning to be Trump's vice president.”
The Club for Growth, which has underwritten millions of dollars of anti-Trump ads, announced it had formally endorsed Cruz on Wednesday, part of the push to consolidate the anti-Trump movement behind Cruz.
Kasich’s campaign, however, is dug in. His chief strategist John Weaver issued a memo Tuesday calling Kasich “the key” to stopping Trump and arguing both Cruz and Trump “would lose to Hillary Clinton in dramatic fashion.”


Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/trump-cruz-kasich-western-primaries-221114#ixzz43jHqv6fP

fat people being removed from their homes with heavy machinery like cranes, etc

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=fat+person+removed+from+house&oq=fat+person+removed+&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.1.0.0i22i30.4783.13781.0.15339.16.14.0.2.2.0.518.3935.2j1j4j6j0j1.14.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..4.12.2947.6ru7Suk8Z1w


just google it, the first guy That shows on this list is home grown, but the winner is from NY I think: 1000 pounds, super fat. It's surprisingly common. Amazingly the new yorker had lost a stunning 700 pounds and become a spokesperson for Richard Simmons, before putting the weight back on.

hmmm, schmendrick or wisdom, which to choose?

beautiful morning, just like our brothers in various parts of the northern hemisphere, we have expierenced somewhat of a 'cold snap' here..... despite being the hottest February or march in the entire world's history that we know of - although that is counting back to recorded temperatures maybe 500 years...... we know from ice cores taken that of course in previous cycles, millions of years ago or whenever, there have been hotter Februaries..... I actually need to learn more about the biological effects of massive palm oil growth and consumption before I can think scientifically, or truthfully, about climate change

anyway, be all that is at may, it's a glorious morning, the boy is in daycare after wheedling his way out of it yesterday - the girl fell asleep on the way to playgroup and now lies sleeping in the bed next to me............ she'll probably sleep at least an hour

we are information wealthy, you and I, modern citizen of earth, the youtube contains vast forms of knowledge and the schmendrick know-nothing television priests and priestesses of self-worship and stupidity, happily, are a more and more redundant avocation, praise Allah

now then, have a blessed moment to ourselves, we who are constantly busy..... do we waste it with the shmendrick fools of this world? listening to alan colmes perhaps, or a delayed telecast of nbc today with carson daly and the crew? of course not! we choose wisdom..... of which we always know where to find some of.............. ahhhhh, wisdom, there's nothing like it.... I can practically smell it already as I have decided to stop smoking for a while at least

today, for wisdom, we shall choose agni yoga:

http://www.agniyoga.org

for you, who are a cretin and a fool, it will not be of interest.....better for you to watch the soccer like the eurotrash, or run to the twitter and facebook like the imbecilic American ---- or constantly repeat the mantra dean means teen, like the retarded Australian............. or consider the magnificence of Britain from afar, like the new Zealander.......... in short, you, fool, run to your turds and call them glistening pearls -- because that is all fools know how to do

we still have agni yoga anyway

now recently we have promised you, imbecile, who may languidly aspire to wisdom the way a fat person who can no longer fit through their bedroom door and needs rescuing with a fork lift, can aspire to a svelte pool-side physique (see photo)

oop, was just rambling semi incoherently when fell asleep, no time for reading. Then the muchachita woke up, off to the shops, frying steak now with mushroom and there's some movie on td called 'reaper'

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0203830/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv

is Madonna too old to be touring?

we went on the road and asked different people:


ISIS terrorist, alive enough to murder or rape but too old to be touring?


right right


then we asked this random florist: Too old to be touring, Madonna?


omg, she's still alive? Is that coz of cryogenics, sorry I've been really busy and out of the loop


then we asked this old age home owner: Madonna too old to tour?


my finances are in good order, there are no dead bodies under the petunias! Oh wait, Madonna? She's still alive? Wow


can you imagine hanging out with Madonna? She'd be saying 'kiss my twat' all the time and have two giant black security guards Heinz and Borsh hovering around and she'd be saying 'seize him, have him removed!' All the time. Can you imagine inviting her to your kid's birthday party? Some kid would be kissing her twat while Heinz and Borsh are evicting kids. There'd be tears and frantic parents. It's better for her just to have her own concerts and undress her fans.

another day another dollar

ok it turns out getting my car fixed is costing me a small fortune..... it seems I fried the starter motor last night trying to start the car, along with flattening the battery --- the mobile repair guy did point out a bad smell and the car definitely wouldn't start with fresh battery after that, just make a sick noise........

I started out the day thinking it would only cost around $350 after seeing the mechanic early so decided to suck it up and take the kids to bankstown monkey mania playworld while the mrs. cooked more food for boy's birthday party tomorrow --- decided to take the 911 bus instead of the train --- the 909 bus was also an option........... the driver is a dirty cheat, he doesn't print me a ticket.... then I ask him to print me a ticket, we roll on out of auburn train station, past the c.i.a. real estate office on the south side...... I look at my ticket and it's a fake, I know what he's done because I use the same kind of computer in my bus..... he's working for a private company on a tender for the state govt. and if he is anything to go by then it looks like they just pocket the cash payments for tickets....good thing most people don't pay cash............. I didn't want to report him directly so in the end I went up to him and told him to print me a real ticket and later in the day I told the bus company without incriminating that driver in any way.............. in the meantime on the bus ride the mechanic calls me and tells me to lubricate my arse as he's about to start humping it

i'm supposed to go collect it in twenty minutes, or now, or whatever..... it's time to sell this car and get a new one.............

I ran into a couple of detectives randomly and asked them about the guy that threatened to snap my neck --- they tell me the cops won't generate an incident report unless I pursue the matter, I don't want to pursue them but they are a bunch of crims and maybe i'll give the cops the license plate number and they can run it on their computers that are in their cars, the ones that scan all the cars around them.............

I had some mystery money in some 401k account since I got back to Australia about 7 years ago from some years away -- it was only like 1000$........ since the 401k business here is compulsory and a big rort, it had dwindled down to $711 over the years -- I rolled it into another fund so now I don't have life insurance

the senate In the federal govt. here just had some 28 hour debate and changed the voting sheets so that preferences can be awarded to senators instead of just choosing one or another
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increíble

vuelvo a mi carro después de fichar para salir del trabajo, con intención de ir a la policía para reportar un imbécil q me amenazó esta noche al currar el autobús. Solamente pienso reportarle al tío por Si me acaba matando o haciendo daño serio para q. La poli sabe quien ha sido. Al llegar al carro para pillarlo hay un letrero por la parabrisa, creí q iba a ser Una multa, pero fue un papel a4 escrito a mano: ' La próxima vez, ten más cuidado, esta vez Te perdono.' En serio. No imagino q. El capullo q. Me amenazó con romperme el cuello pudiera saber cuál y dónde está el carro mío así q. Sospecharía a mi hermano, un puto indio aquí en la base de autobús q. Me odia, DIOS, el tío Sam o Putin, ISIS o los judíos, en fin, ni puta idea. Ahora estoy esperando a q. Me arregle el carro un patrullo Mobil, por un asunto q. No tiene na q ver con los dos asuntos mencionados.


el carro está muy enfermo, boy a ver el fox news y esperar la grua. Acaban de mencionar este libro:


http://www.amazon.com/Spies-Black-Ties-Mango-Pies/dp/1885352808


parece interesante. Siempre es interesante hablar con los choferes de grua. Muy inconveniente Si no se puede arreglar mañana barato.


ok, I was blocking someone's driveway for hours and hours, didn't notice til the tow truck pulled my car away. That explains the ominous seeming letter. Still annoyed some guy threatened to break my neck for asking to move his car off a bus zone, stupid crim. There are two tow truck drivers, a male female couple, the guy is hawking nasty phlegm the whole time, they're both smokers. Told bus depot not working Friday. Hope I can get my car fixed.

buenas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjTrwOMSO4

hoy mucho jaleo como siempre - muy ocupado -- por la manana, para variar, deje que la piba se acercaba al salon y a ver si dejaba de llorar un poco, al asomarse de la cama --- los lunes, martes y miercoles, su madre sale temprano para el trabajo --- alejandro, que cumplio tres anos ayer, suele levantarse primero y con facilidad, el no llora sino se acerca a mi para despertarme, o bien a decirme que su hermana esta llorando..... muchas veces despierto antes de ellos dos y despido a mi mujer y espero a que alguno de los dos crios se despierten............ lo tipico es que a alejandro le dejo ver el 'baby td' (baby tv) y le meto en el bano a escarleta........... voy hacienda café y preparando leche con chocolate para alejandro..... cuando escarleta ya esta para salirse del bano le saco y seco y le llamo a alejandro a que se bane.... el ya esta potty trained asi que ya le hubiera quitado el panuelo de la noche - porque si no lo llevara se mearia por la noche - antes.... le meto en el bano y le paso la leche, le pongo un panuelo a escarleta antes de que ella pueda mear en el suelo......... he notado ultimamente que ella no suele cagar estas mananas lunes, martes, miercoles por las horas q. le cuido - de seis y media cuanto se levante hasta la una y cuarta q. viene su madre del trabajo...... suele ella estar dormida a estas horas de todas formas, tengo media hora con la mujer y salgo a currar en el autobus toda la tarde hasta las diez y pico que ficho para marchar del trabajo....... el alejandro tiene que attender a la guarderia estos tres dias laborales que la mujer trabaja asi que le suelo llevar a las 9 y media o asi..... algunos dias se monta una bronco ahi como que no quiere atender, seria bastante raro q. le dejo librarse y estoy conciente que a veces los ninos pequenos puedan inentar controlar su situcion con grandes muestros de disgusto, etc..... muy a menudo tengo el costumbre de imitarle a alejandro cuando se pone a quejarse con algo que se disgusta, como el quitarle el baby td...... pronto se da cuenta que el gritar y llorar no va a cumplir nada y busca una manera de ofender, tocando las persianas (un delito serio) o bien maltratar a su hermana como queja......... a la piba, cuando alejandro esta en la guarderia le llevo los martes a un colegio de ninos catolicos cercano para atender a un grupo para ninos menores de cuatro anos........ suele quedarse dormida al mediodia..... lo cual a menudo me deja una hora para echarme a descansar..... las noticias de espana salen cada dia a las once me parece pero muy raramente lo veo, a lo major una vez al mes por promedio.... los miercoles le llevo a ella a una especie de baile y canta-canciones para los padres con sus crios pequenos de mi iglesia local (inglesa)....... despues de eso nos vamos a jugar con los juguetes en un centro al lado de la iglesia........... los jueves x la manana toca el playgroup de los rusos......... todo muy estresante para decirte la verdad......... hoy al dejar el alejandro y volver a casa con escarleta para coger el carro decian en el nbc today que iba a salir el laura bush ahi en la tele hablando de las mujeres de Afghanistan..... hubiera sido interesante verlo, a lo major lo busco por internet luego ---- vi a un bebe de cinco meses o asi en el correo local - la oficina - al salir con escarleta sonreirme --- tenia una cara muy inteligente -- era afgani sin duda ese bebe -- es muy raro que vea a cualguier bebe con tanta inteligencia como el parecia tener -- seguramente es el afgani mas listo del mundo entero ese crio -- no me sorprenderia para nada......... estaba pensando ultimamente de Nuevo en tener un ano sabatico un la rusia..... a lo mejor cerca al mar negro/Bulgaria, por ejemplo en sochi --- tendriar que estudiar ruso y investigar, planificarlo.... mi mujer estaria de acuerdo si podemos sacar visados, deduzco de su tono de voz y manera de responder que estaria dispuesto a hacerlo --- seria interesante la verdad ---

love a good court case?

sifting through the details ?


then sink your teeth into this:


https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/local/marine/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_marine-1210pm-stream%3Ahomepage%2Fstory


benjis verdict:


Thompson and his girlfriend Stadler are fuckarsing around like slutbags and wasting taxpayer money on stupid trials. Thompson lies under oath and so does Stadler and quibble about bullshit. Thompson is a cockslapping idiot, he doesn't deserve any taxpayer funded pension and Stadler should pay her 85k back to uncle Sam and learn how to masturbate. Bang, bang, gavel sounds. Dismissed.

movie review, blood alley, 1955

Robert Morrison is some kind of gronk queer, if he was around today he'd be called tom Sullivan and he'd work in radio and 'discover' Ryan seecret. He's on a tug boat with Cathy and she's way too hot for him but morrisons only competition is a bunch of commie chinks. Cathy fries Morrison two eggs, proving that point. The commies amaze us by not eating each other, Morrison barks some orders and there's a commercial break.


Cathy stands in a studio in LA rubbing a green towel on Morrison's face. There's a transparent pane with water running down it in front of a camera, simulating a storm. Her meaning is she has fallen in love with Morrison. She's horny and not into yellow dick.


Kazakhstan was recruited to do the production design by the looks of things. Cathy left, Morrison is probably hungry.


Morrison gives a rousing john wayne-like speech, telling the commie Chinese not to eat their babies if they are female but the people think he is stupid. A ship sinks, Kazakhstan goes broke. The Japanese or Mao Zedong are shooting at Morrison and his yellow friends. Maybe they want to war.


Cathy finds out there's only yellow dick for miles and runs back to tom. It isn't the Japanese shelling tom and crew but Mao Zedong and his mates. They don't want to rob the proletariat class and run to Australia just yet but Morrison avoids their shelling attack just. Cathy is playing with a poll in some reeds, maybe they're looking for Moses. Who knows. This movie sux but at least the people in the 1950s aren't total douches like nowadays, even if they were yellow.


now all the stinking rich yellow commies with all the money from the Marxist proletariat can come to Australia and buy a phoney degree for quarter million dollars from the lying English and their pretend to be English but not be English buddies. After they have their fraud degree they can get a qualified worker visa and go to America.

are you a man or a gronk?

remember the Matrix? It was filmed right here in Sydney around 1997... We remember it well, but there must have been something in the water! The directors, the Watchoutski brothers are both now the Watchoutski sisters!!!!


http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/style/second-wachowski-sibling-comes-out-as-transgender-woman.html


wtf, right? And I thought I was tending towards the effeminate by taking care of my kids while my wife works 24 hours a week.... Maybe I'm confused.... I bet Billy Graham's sons wouldn't go transgender, you have to give them that


wow, that's just unbelievable, probably why Benji doesn't watch movies much, dammit Keanu was such a great chosen one for crying out loud


so which presidential candidates are more likely than others to go transgender, have fun making your own lists, here's benji's:


more likely:


1) weekend at bernies
2) Hillary
3) katsitch
4) rubio/ trump
5) Cruz

more fresh Australian vocab: sicko and dodgie

recently cops in Australia released previously unseen footage of mass murderer, martin Bryant from port Arthur Tasmania's slaying of 35 tourists and locals.... That's a total sicko and we'll come back to that soon, but for now, a quick smoko (cigarette break - everything has to end in 'o in Australia), and then hopefully catch Trumpo on fox and friends after he's been running around everywhere in the thick of election season... Cruz is right on his heels and theoretically, could overtake him.... Talk soon


oh that was painful, total gronk billy graham's son, just horrible.... Reminds me of some horrible movie from last year that we caught like twenty minutes of earlier this week, wild card or something, some dopey kung fu tough guy from England goes to Vegas and bets at black jack. You couldn't talk any truth about how nauseatingly horrible that movie was without being labeled an anti Semite as the writer was probably a Jew, surname Goldman. Just horrible.


http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2231253/


apparently Goldman is supposed to know how to write movie scripts but benji strongly doubts it, he looks like a dodgie gronk, possibly a minor sicko


call with trumpo cut out, flicking over to cnn, they need to stop thinking about black and white and these kinds of labels and just recognize they're a bunch of sicko gronks, just sayin'.... Wasserman Shultz, bah

what kind of warfare might the future bring?

read this from the ny times:

In 2004, it took more than 13,000 highly trained troops, primarily Americans, almost two months to retake and clear Falluja of about 3,000 insurgents in the fiercest fight of the Iraq war. Ninety-five American service members died, and more than 560 were wounded.

The battle for Mosul, many military experts say, could be much worse. Pentagon officials say they are unsure how many Islamic State militants are in the city, but they have been there for almost two years.

“When the coalition cleared Falluja, it took forever, and Mosul is larger than Falluja,” Mr. Martin, the Iraq expert, said. “And the people who will be doing the clearing are not U.S. troops.”

benji says:

13,000 American troops to clear a hostile city good for nothing...... can you imagine if you got that CRSPR gene editing technology..... introduce a virus into a city's water supply, program the virus to put everyone to sleep for a week. send in the soldiers and everyone is sleeping like a lamb. handcuffs all round..... what a magnificent way to fight a war that would be..... I can't understand how that is not achievable within ten years!  CRSPR technology can do everything! it can save the arab world from becoming irretrievably spastic from too many cousin marriages......... it can neutralize malaria forever! it can make you a better swimmer! CRSPR to the rescue!    sometimes you have to wonder if big interests like big oil and big machine gun and big bomb are against smarter ways of doing things like CRSPR virus sleepy town and solar energy ---- you have to scratch your head

fresh australian vocabulary: GRONK

GRONK:  noun; unknown origin - a buffoonish person - example:

Sam:      hey Walid, check out the gronks on aisle four!

Walid:   oh my Allah, the readings are off the chart! better cancel my wedding to my cousin Fatima
               next week and see if I can fix the gronkometer

Sam:       Wolla at you!

Walid:    Wolla back 'atcha G!