time to bash alan colmes (insert neck popping, knuckle crunching sounds)

does anyone know why alan colmes is useful? we'll tell you why: it's for people that start hating themselves so much, to realize, wait, there's a way bigger douche out there..... that douche is alan colmes......... you had to hear him today, it was totally unbearable, had to shut it down, someone needs to tell his wife to pleasure him or something --- what an absolute cretinous moron, let's go into detail:

colmes argues that noone on the republican side knows anything about foreign policy (but colmes wouldn't interview carly fiorina about it because he's an absolute dumbarse).... his inference is that obama knew alot about it when he took office, and by extension, one can imagine, that obama's farts smell great and holmes would feel honored if obama crapped on his chest...... God only knows how colmes can be so unbalanced.... it's obvious to any balanced observer that there are good and bad aspects on either side of the two main parties..........

really it's the nsa/cia/fbi and suchlike agencies that stop terror attacks (or not) on u.s. soil, not the president..... we all know obama voted against the iraq war and he didn't want to go to war and we've seen the result of that: the islamic state people in iraq/syria...... but that doesn't mean obama was some kind of foreign policy whiz when he came to office, the way colmes puts it.........colmes seems unbalanced, that's for sure

then colmes goes on to say how great clinton would be as president because of all her experience as secretary of state........ all of which under the no war policy which plays into the hand of ISIS....... certainly the democrat voters are more prone to multilple marriages and therefore de facto moslems more so than the republican voters on the whole, one would think

why doesn't colmes get some woman in his life to dress up like hilary and then spank him? maybe a chinese lady or something? maybe then he could get over it all and more onto something sensible

foolish holmes, even the jews in israel would have to agree with the benji on that