Tuesday, August 11, 2015

donopoly? what a Donald trump board game might look like...

don't you wish Donald Rumsfeld could be president /? "look, now we're bombing Assad's ant farm, watch as the bomb goes through this window, that lump over there is Assad's aunt's body, it's not moving anymore.


anyway, what would the board game donopoly look like? You accidentally run over ivanka's dog. Quit your job and flee the state you're in.


your uncle said Donald sux, Donald is all about Donald and your uncle only has a shitty donut store which Donald can buy and sell for a profit while getting his nails buffed: Quit your job and flee the state


you notice Donald has lettuce stuck in his teeth, do you pretend you have tourrettes and bark like a dog and hiss lettuce in your teeth in a subtle way without drawing too much attention to yourself or just flee the state and quit your job


your employer tells you his company has been bought by trump and you're fired, go back to Macys


make your own scenarios up, then color them in and line up by the door

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