Reuters, ny, ny
a curious gathering in nyc has urged billionaire Donald Trump to sing them a song, as he's their "piano mon" [sic]..... Unconfirmed reports state that one "John at the bar", who is a close personal assistant to Mr. Trump and quick with words of humor and the ability to provide combustible gases for the sake of cigarette ignition (a light) has confirmed the general consensus that Mr. Trump should sing (everyone) a song
Monday, August 31, 2015
Friday, August 28, 2015
weighing in on the factor
http://news.yahoo.com/businesses-reopening-scene-deadly-air-shootings-084354055.html?.b=index&.cf3=Jumbotron&.cf4=1&.cf5=Associated+Press&.cf6=%2F
can't agree 100% with the big lug oreilly's comments on nihilism, spirituality and crime. Take Mexico, old boy. There you see more killings than in Iraq during the Bush presidency. Plenty of religion in Mexico. And many of these rotten murderous little gang banging druggy traders in Mexico are serious Catholics. It's the perfect example of religion being a factor in so many murders. And by extension, there's been a lot of the same in the u.s. So we can't agree completely with your comments at all.
Insert Stossel pseudo whiney voice here:
even Krishna seems to think religion is a good thing, it says so in the bagavad gita, take a look!
Whenever and wherever there is a decline in religious practice, O descendant of Bharata, and a predominant rise of irreligion - at that time I descend Myself (BG 4.7)
But it doesn't say worshipping satan is a good idea for a religion. I went to ciudad lauredo near the border with Texas, in Mexico, and spoke with this catholic priest.
insert subtitles translating from Spanish:
actually I took confession from the boys that beheaded those victims yesterday and threw the sack of beheaded heads onto a dance floor at the local nightclub to scare the locals into submission of their gang and they asked me for their forgiveness. Naturally I was afraid so I told them to Say hail Mary and padre nuestro ten times each. They can be forgiven for all sins, so it's all good. Just glad they never cut my head off.
reinsert stossel voice, cut 25: Naturally I was confused so I started talking to a cactus, not any cactus, but the singing cactus from the movie the three amigos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vPvHO8Kp4&feature=youtu.be
but the cactus wouldn't talk back to me, it would only sing. So I decided to worship the cactus, like a God. But then somebody told me it wasn't a cactus, it was a bush: my wife. So I asked her if she believed in God and she told me to go buy her some chicken.
can't agree 100% with the big lug oreilly's comments on nihilism, spirituality and crime. Take Mexico, old boy. There you see more killings than in Iraq during the Bush presidency. Plenty of religion in Mexico. And many of these rotten murderous little gang banging druggy traders in Mexico are serious Catholics. It's the perfect example of religion being a factor in so many murders. And by extension, there's been a lot of the same in the u.s. So we can't agree completely with your comments at all.
Insert Stossel pseudo whiney voice here:
even Krishna seems to think religion is a good thing, it says so in the bagavad gita, take a look!
Whenever and wherever there is a decline in religious practice, O descendant of Bharata, and a predominant rise of irreligion - at that time I descend Myself (BG 4.7)
But it doesn't say worshipping satan is a good idea for a religion. I went to ciudad lauredo near the border with Texas, in Mexico, and spoke with this catholic priest.
insert subtitles translating from Spanish:
actually I took confession from the boys that beheaded those victims yesterday and threw the sack of beheaded heads onto a dance floor at the local nightclub to scare the locals into submission of their gang and they asked me for their forgiveness. Naturally I was afraid so I told them to Say hail Mary and padre nuestro ten times each. They can be forgiven for all sins, so it's all good. Just glad they never cut my head off.
reinsert stossel voice, cut 25: Naturally I was confused so I started talking to a cactus, not any cactus, but the singing cactus from the movie the three amigos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vPvHO8Kp4&feature=youtu.be
but the cactus wouldn't talk back to me, it would only sing. So I decided to worship the cactus, like a God. But then somebody told me it wasn't a cactus, it was a bush: my wife. So I asked her if she believed in God and she told me to go buy her some chicken.
Thursday, August 27, 2015
listening to kilmeades replacement
talking about crazy journalist shooter in Virginia. Why don't we take the cars away from crazy people? They can be used to kill. And petrol too, better take that away. And potato peelers and knives. Kilmeades replacement is just playing into shooter's position that people were homophobic of him.
better take the guns away from Texans too! They're all crazy!
better take the guns away from Texans too! They're all crazy!
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
sleep, perchance to dream
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/online/you-are-like-a-celebrity-to-me-when-women-cyberstalk-women/story-fnjwnhzf-1227499088769
(lame arse bloggers and their lame arse admirers).... God it's great to be nobody.... Thanks God for letting me be nobody!
last night's dreams: At a school, some kid like 15 years old craps on the floor. An older kid is aspiring to fry French fries for a living. A teacher is trying to remonstrate with the floor crapper. I see bugs in my bedroom, I spray them as they are everywhere more and more. Then it's like my spray can is a novelty can that actually creates fake but realistic looking spiders so now there are actually fake spiders running around. My uncle the psychiatrist (him and his two kids really are psychiatrists in real life, in Spain), makes an appearance in my dream. I assume he has an undercurrent of anger under the exterior, kind of like in real life maybe. There are dead octopi in sand or even hardened sand, like in my bedroom, which need cleaning. When I go to clean them we're actually at the school where the kid crapped on the floor.
one of my classmates from film school, Storm, is around, I'm interested to get with her. I can't believe, right now writing this, what a pathetic wus I became when I was in my early 20s, and generally what a stupid douche my temporary ego for this lifetime is, really. Anyway Storm didn't take up my offer for late night tv watching so I went home to my mom and dad.
you beaut you betcha day today. Going to pick up some birthday cake for a little buddy that's a friend of the family and go make some money after that. It's the tenth anniversary of hurricane Katrina and around ten years since we left boring old east coast usa for those crazy bastards in China.
(lame arse bloggers and their lame arse admirers).... God it's great to be nobody.... Thanks God for letting me be nobody!
last night's dreams: At a school, some kid like 15 years old craps on the floor. An older kid is aspiring to fry French fries for a living. A teacher is trying to remonstrate with the floor crapper. I see bugs in my bedroom, I spray them as they are everywhere more and more. Then it's like my spray can is a novelty can that actually creates fake but realistic looking spiders so now there are actually fake spiders running around. My uncle the psychiatrist (him and his two kids really are psychiatrists in real life, in Spain), makes an appearance in my dream. I assume he has an undercurrent of anger under the exterior, kind of like in real life maybe. There are dead octopi in sand or even hardened sand, like in my bedroom, which need cleaning. When I go to clean them we're actually at the school where the kid crapped on the floor.
one of my classmates from film school, Storm, is around, I'm interested to get with her. I can't believe, right now writing this, what a pathetic wus I became when I was in my early 20s, and generally what a stupid douche my temporary ego for this lifetime is, really. Anyway Storm didn't take up my offer for late night tv watching so I went home to my mom and dad.
you beaut you betcha day today. Going to pick up some birthday cake for a little buddy that's a friend of the family and go make some money after that. It's the tenth anniversary of hurricane Katrina and around ten years since we left boring old east coast usa for those crazy bastards in China.
Monday, August 24, 2015
english actor: stephen fry
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000410/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
you might have seen this actor from england, who is actually half-jewish, in some movie or other like a harry potter audio recording etc..... he likes jethro tull and is friends with douglas adams who wrote the marvellous hitch hikers guide to the galaxy books.......
he was on tv here in australia yesterday and the interviewer, although he seemed to be english, was actually an irishman, i was told........ the interviewer asked him about depression, attempts at suicide, cocaine usage, etc.... at one point mr fry went on to talk about his disdain for some of the tenets that christians propose.... for example, he thinks it's ridiculous that we shouldn't judge others or even punish others for transgressions.... the famous incident in the gospels refers to the woman who is going to be stoned for adultery..... let's go there
nowadays, we have safe sex, the pill, etc, in the west, and most adults, at some point, enjoy a good fuck which is only natural as the core instinct behind that is to reproduce....... obviously many gay men and women enjoy a good fuck with the same sex but the life energy is all the same, it is impelling them to have a good fuck
in the times of the roman domination, e.g., during the times of the incident mentioned in the gospels, a good fuck could actually involve a good old-fashioned orgy with many people....maybe some women even ended up pregnant after such orgies, slave women, whatever..... probably the jews mentioned in the gospels, such as the Sadducees and pharisees were not given to such behavior and would have considered it an outrage to the God they fervently believed in and wished to serve and worship........ prior to these periods, the ancient egyptians had of course developed some primitive forms of contraceptions and even primitive condoms.... very long before the gospel events, egyptian royalty even had the habit of forming marriages between brothers and sisters, with the idea of preserving the royal blood as they considered their royalty, the pharoes, to be their god-given representatives and worshiped them in all forms - this kind of union is of course forbidden under Islam
the practice of stoning to death is very old, from an anthropological perspective, and still persists in Iran today where children of mothers found guilty of adultery are encouraged to slay their mothers by throwing stones along with the rest of the village, in the same way we find in the gospel story
probably Jesus was not trying to say their shouldn't be laws and courts and punishments for transgressions..... but he most certainly was probably trying to find a balance and propose that each individual find their own moral code and include in that moral code a tendency towards forgiveness towards transgressions against one's own self, and even to feel empathy for the position of those who are trying to trespass against one's own self and what one consider's one's own interests....
it is, a little extreme, to stone a woman to death for adultery, when you consider some of the nasty bullshit the romans were getting into..... nevertheless, Jesus recommended paying taxes which proves he was not an anarchist......
Jesus was also interested in balancing some of the hypocrisies that abounded in Palestine at the time, so if he miraculously healed a cripple on a Sabbath day, and was chastised for that by the jewish authorities, he was interested to expose their hypocrisy - such as with the Temple money changer episode...... of course one cannot imagine that these hypocrisies of the jews of the time were on a parallel with the roman debaucheries.... it's interesting to note that death penalty by stone throwing was the jewish practice at the time whereas the romans preferred crucifixion.....
Sunday, August 23, 2015
family values
well here are my kids with their grandparents and uncle and that's his mate next to him and the lady in the middle, must be a family friend or cousin of the grandpa or something - -not sure who that is...... you know it's funny, as a kid, read the book Watership Down or watership downs or whatever it's called, it's about a bunch of bunny rabbits in the english countryside (hares)........absolutely never gave it a moments thought in the months and years subsequent to that, it was entertaining, and then forgotten about..... however, last night, after so many decades, for the first time since reading it, it somehow seemed important - not sure why though
Saturday, August 22, 2015
let's make a deal!
hey donald! guess what, before you go planning on taking every other nation's oil..... (that's national socialism by the way -- it's been tried, doesn't work) ---- check out my great new idea for renewable energy: right up your alley! here's my business card, gimme a call! ha ha ha so funny
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| great idea for renewable energy - donald looks like a good candidate |
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| my business card |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euci0_BBmNE
Friday, August 21, 2015
biggest Jesus ever! (80 metres tall)
http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/features/f0142-vladivostok-to-get-tallest-statue-of-jesus-christ-in-the-world/
in Vladivostok Russia, coming soon, hopefully, I guess
it'd be really cool if it could poop. Noone ever thinks of Jesus as a pooper. All kinds of solemnity and churchianity and before you know it, Jesus isn't even the son of God anymore, he IS God, ergo, like Kim jong Il, he doesn't poop. But a giant pooping statue of Jesus would have immediate appeal to Jews and atheists, who are understandably sceptical of Jesus (you'd be sceptical of a guy that didn't poop too!)
more news: Science proves world is hottest ever since record keeping began in 1880:
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/08/21/01/35/world-breaks-new-heat-records-in-july
that's right!
we might have mentioned paleontologist Kurt stager's book: Deep future. They study frozen bubbles in ice cores, half a mile long, drilled from Antarctica, etc. Turns out a few million years ago the co2 levels were much higher than now, off the charts like 450 ppm. Science still doesn't agree that mankind lived back then but they did. Rumors in new Zealand have it that maoris have claimed giant man bones from various digs and will not share them. Did you know the number Pi is recorded to hundreds of decimal places in the pyramids? Yep, science is dumb and clueless about a lot (they admit they don't know why there was so much co2 in the air before) but they can take the temperature, at least they can do that!!
a Russian friend recently said to me: Russia will survive.
that's probably true, but not much of an achievement considering how many dumbarses around the world have survived
to punctuate this point, I'll upload a video soon, watch this spot!
oreilly recently mentioned new York times newspaper as far left. That may be true with their editorializing, such as krugman, and their stories on america. however, I personally want to praise them on many international stories they write on far flung places like Russia and China and most anywhere which I find of an extremely high standard. Much more in depth than what you would find on fox news website.
oh and caught about last fifteen minutes of 2007 action movie"hitman" that was pretty cool
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
trump, fox news
the only person at fox news that seems to know anything about immigration is Napolitano, who seems to know a lot. If they were smart there (they're not), they'd make an hour long special and get him to explain it all.
Trump's ignorance on immigration is laughable. He'd do well to hire Napolitano to school him directly.
Trump's ignorance on immigration is laughable. He'd do well to hire Napolitano to school him directly.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
trump's latest line: immigration talk with nbc
he's saying he's going to deport all the illegals? So does he want more legal migration from Somalia, Iraq and Syria and god knows where else? Because god knows America is overflowing with migrants from shitty countries who all flock together to their mini ghettoes and these people are all migrating legally thanks to some do-gooders in the state department. Trump's latest line seems full of shit
Friday, August 14, 2015
on that last post
so actually at one rape survivor meeting, they'd have sex addicts meetings nearby, obviously a killer place to score randy chicks, unfortunately yours truly is way too square and boring for that,
anyhoo we've probably mentioned this anecdote already on some previous blog post, but about the rape survivors, there was one sweet lady there from a military family, she'd get raped over an American flag and her little brother would be running around with colonels or something, so many stories were just plain black, it would be so heavy to sit through and listen... Not like going to a cheap theatre and listening to some dopey kid pretending they'd been raped: These cats had been raped.. There was one guy though, he was just brutally angry, livid. His emotions were just right out on his sleeve, much different to another lady there who had so much internalized pain, it was just black... But the angry guy, I couldn't help laughing at him one day while he was ranting away about his uncle butt fucking him or something... Man he would get worked up, I struggled to contain my laughter, that's messed up.. He heard me and kept on going, "yeah, it's funny, bla bla bla".... We went and got pizza one time after that, he seemed like a nice guy.... That was in Greenwich village so I'd go play basketball after that as I didn't smoke in those days and played reasonably well
anyhoo we've probably mentioned this anecdote already on some previous blog post, but about the rape survivors, there was one sweet lady there from a military family, she'd get raped over an American flag and her little brother would be running around with colonels or something, so many stories were just plain black, it would be so heavy to sit through and listen... Not like going to a cheap theatre and listening to some dopey kid pretending they'd been raped: These cats had been raped.. There was one guy though, he was just brutally angry, livid. His emotions were just right out on his sleeve, much different to another lady there who had so much internalized pain, it was just black... But the angry guy, I couldn't help laughing at him one day while he was ranting away about his uncle butt fucking him or something... Man he would get worked up, I struggled to contain my laughter, that's messed up.. He heard me and kept on going, "yeah, it's funny, bla bla bla".... We went and got pizza one time after that, he seemed like a nice guy.... That was in Greenwich village so I'd go play basketball after that as I didn't smoke in those days and played reasonably well
Thursday, August 13, 2015
dance avec moi
just quick aside about the presidential race in America: It's real interesting to hear trump talking so candidly about the system, the donors, the favors, etc.... People are really going to love him if he can show transparency like that.... Heard a sound bite from fiorinas debate on fox news tonight, she sounded snarky.... Snarkiness is definitely not winning
anyway, since noone reads my blog and benji is nobody, pay attention to my dancing lesson story, one night, on a date out in Manhattan one night, with a big swing band, etc... My date went off to the restroom so the dance teacher offered to run through the rockabilly dance steps she was teaching. I was thoroughly amazed at how easy it was to dance with her. Her centre of gravity, weight, weight distribution made her a perfect partner.... My date was a horrible dancing partner as she was too skinny and the combination was all no good... It's amazing to think you can't have any skill at something but with the right buddy you can really knock yourself out! I'm telling you, you couldn't put a foot in the wrong place with this teacher, she wasn't fat but she wasn't all skin and bones, maybe a little chubby, but also she was a solid foot shorter than me.... That was really amazing to go through all those steps so well
nyc is most definitely amazing... Maybe I should have asked the dance teacher's number for future lessons, but I preferred to go to rape survivor meetings and listen to the people's orations and performances as they relived their deepest, darkest, most haunting secrets.... Each to their own!
don't even get me started on the African girl from Paris I worked with at Lever house restaurant in Manhattan... Why I never got to first base with her was an absolute crime, no point shamelessly beating myself up about it though, let me tell you.... You've never seen a foxier African woman, well not many anyway
possibly of more interest is 1995 film: Species, forest Whittaker
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0114508/
anyway, since noone reads my blog and benji is nobody, pay attention to my dancing lesson story, one night, on a date out in Manhattan one night, with a big swing band, etc... My date went off to the restroom so the dance teacher offered to run through the rockabilly dance steps she was teaching. I was thoroughly amazed at how easy it was to dance with her. Her centre of gravity, weight, weight distribution made her a perfect partner.... My date was a horrible dancing partner as she was too skinny and the combination was all no good... It's amazing to think you can't have any skill at something but with the right buddy you can really knock yourself out! I'm telling you, you couldn't put a foot in the wrong place with this teacher, she wasn't fat but she wasn't all skin and bones, maybe a little chubby, but also she was a solid foot shorter than me.... That was really amazing to go through all those steps so well
nyc is most definitely amazing... Maybe I should have asked the dance teacher's number for future lessons, but I preferred to go to rape survivor meetings and listen to the people's orations and performances as they relived their deepest, darkest, most haunting secrets.... Each to their own!
don't even get me started on the African girl from Paris I worked with at Lever house restaurant in Manhattan... Why I never got to first base with her was an absolute crime, no point shamelessly beating myself up about it though, let me tell you.... You've never seen a foxier African woman, well not many anyway
possibly of more interest is 1995 film: Species, forest Whittaker
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0114508/
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
donopoly? what a Donald trump board game might look like...
don't you wish Donald Rumsfeld could be president /? "look, now we're bombing Assad's ant farm, watch as the bomb goes through this window, that lump over there is Assad's aunt's body, it's not moving anymore.
anyway, what would the board game donopoly look like? You accidentally run over ivanka's dog. Quit your job and flee the state you're in.
your uncle said Donald sux, Donald is all about Donald and your uncle only has a shitty donut store which Donald can buy and sell for a profit while getting his nails buffed: Quit your job and flee the state
you notice Donald has lettuce stuck in his teeth, do you pretend you have tourrettes and bark like a dog and hiss lettuce in your teeth in a subtle way without drawing too much attention to yourself or just flee the state and quit your job
your employer tells you his company has been bought by trump and you're fired, go back to Macys
make your own scenarios up, then color them in and line up by the door
anyway, what would the board game donopoly look like? You accidentally run over ivanka's dog. Quit your job and flee the state you're in.
your uncle said Donald sux, Donald is all about Donald and your uncle only has a shitty donut store which Donald can buy and sell for a profit while getting his nails buffed: Quit your job and flee the state
you notice Donald has lettuce stuck in his teeth, do you pretend you have tourrettes and bark like a dog and hiss lettuce in your teeth in a subtle way without drawing too much attention to yourself or just flee the state and quit your job
your employer tells you his company has been bought by trump and you're fired, go back to Macys
make your own scenarios up, then color them in and line up by the door
Friday, August 7, 2015
what is wrong with paul krugman at the ny times?
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/07/opinion/paul-krugman-from-trump-on-down-the-republicans-cant-be-serious.html?action=click&contentCollection=Politics&module=RelatedCoverage®ion=Marginalia&pgtype=article
wow, better get out of bed and sit at the computer for this one...
what an absolutely dumb, stupid bastard he is! is he even fit for jury duty w? cannot believe this guy! anyone that can actually get through that piece of defective trash he's calling an 'article' must be mentally defective
i am absolutely convinced, that with such dumb bastards on the side of the so-called 'left' - that republicans MUST win this election -- sorry, that they will win it (even the presidential election)....... krugman's pathetically morbid sickness absolutely astounds me ---
let's start at the very beginning: homosexuality -- i'm guessing krugman's parents told him they were both gay, even if they weren't - and that confused him from the start
two: brain damage -- apart from regularly abusing cocaine, i'm assuming krugman was dropped on his head as a baby
can you imagine krugman going onto a military base? he'd be pompously asking people to point their m-15s away from him..........
he's like the jewish dad in south park with the elbow pads on his blazer and goes to live in san francisco so he can drive a prius with everyone else there
i am just thoroughly gob-smacked by what an absolutely stupid bastard krugman is, and i mean that in the most respectful way -- i don't even feel like i am disrespecting him by saying so --- for example, would you punch your doctor in the face if he told you you had brain damage and was a retard? like if your doctor was a neurosurgeon? of course you wouldn't -- he's just giving you a diagnosis
it's pretty much the same situation here -- it's a real pity you can't draft krugman into the military somehow and knock some sense into him --- and then send him off to syria to die there -- good riddance -- at least the nitrates in his body could feed a cactus or something -- not a complete waste i suppose
really my friends, if you're capable of even finishing krugman's article, there's really something wrong with you and you should go punch yourself in the head or something
krugman's brain is an absolutely cancerous piece of garbage --- i pity his parents, or maybe they had fun raising such a stupendously cretinous person, who knows?
krugman is unquestionably going backwards --- becoming dumber and stupider as the years pass by --- if yoda was here he'd say it in his own unique style: backwards going you are -- or something like that i guess
probably the saddest thing in it all is that nyc will end up underwater in 100 years or so. It's sad that krugman is so stupid too though
maybe he has good taste in pastel colors or something
wow, better get out of bed and sit at the computer for this one...
what an absolutely dumb, stupid bastard he is! is he even fit for jury duty w? cannot believe this guy! anyone that can actually get through that piece of defective trash he's calling an 'article' must be mentally defective
i am absolutely convinced, that with such dumb bastards on the side of the so-called 'left' - that republicans MUST win this election -- sorry, that they will win it (even the presidential election)....... krugman's pathetically morbid sickness absolutely astounds me ---
let's start at the very beginning: homosexuality -- i'm guessing krugman's parents told him they were both gay, even if they weren't - and that confused him from the start
two: brain damage -- apart from regularly abusing cocaine, i'm assuming krugman was dropped on his head as a baby
can you imagine krugman going onto a military base? he'd be pompously asking people to point their m-15s away from him..........
he's like the jewish dad in south park with the elbow pads on his blazer and goes to live in san francisco so he can drive a prius with everyone else there
i am just thoroughly gob-smacked by what an absolutely stupid bastard krugman is, and i mean that in the most respectful way -- i don't even feel like i am disrespecting him by saying so --- for example, would you punch your doctor in the face if he told you you had brain damage and was a retard? like if your doctor was a neurosurgeon? of course you wouldn't -- he's just giving you a diagnosis
it's pretty much the same situation here -- it's a real pity you can't draft krugman into the military somehow and knock some sense into him --- and then send him off to syria to die there -- good riddance -- at least the nitrates in his body could feed a cactus or something -- not a complete waste i suppose
really my friends, if you're capable of even finishing krugman's article, there's really something wrong with you and you should go punch yourself in the head or something
krugman's brain is an absolutely cancerous piece of garbage --- i pity his parents, or maybe they had fun raising such a stupendously cretinous person, who knows?
krugman is unquestionably going backwards --- becoming dumber and stupider as the years pass by --- if yoda was here he'd say it in his own unique style: backwards going you are -- or something like that i guess
probably the saddest thing in it all is that nyc will end up underwater in 100 years or so. It's sad that krugman is so stupid too though
maybe he has good taste in pastel colors or something
howdy ho-bags
what's up hos? did some listening to the 'second tier' republican presidential candidates --- there are some very good candidates there --- i liked what bobby jindal was saying about hyphenated-americans (he doesn't like it) ----
you know, they were saying on the bbc recently that texas is so desperate for fluent spanish and english speaking teachers to teach all the mexican kids there that can't speak any english --- like bilingually or something -- i've been thinking somewhat about it lately -- i even thought about cc-ing the governor of texas -- mr. perry, on a typed out regular snail-mail letter to the dept. of education over there --- one of these weeks (or months) i will most likely get down to doing that ---- although might not be appropriate to request that directly to the actual governor of texas (they probably have bigger things to worry about) -- still -- ask and ye shall receive is what they say -- anyway -- i have about five years experience teaching english as a second language -- including to minors -- as well as experience teaching spanish as a second language and a teaching certificate for that and i'm multilingual -- finished half a university degree plus did another year on top of that at a university in spain (i don't have a so-called degree though) --- i also scored very highly in the local kind of SATs we have here in australia
so we'll let you know how that goes! -- later -- whenever -- not in a big hurry round these parts -- most of the time
Thursday, August 6, 2015
adam Sandler movie involving Mormons?
how cool would that be... The only big superstar comedy guy to touch them was trey parker and his bitch, first orgasmo, about a young Mormon guy drafted into the porn world, then, trey parker, as if experiencing an itch he can't scratch, comes with a Broadway musical about Mormons (it really happened)... Clearly he is the expert superstar regarding Mormonism and humor
it would be really cool if you could draft an all star team of writers and producers, and make a comedy starring Sandler as some jew guy from Israel trying to sell soap or something in Utah, and then he gets framed by some loutish youths for stealing some mormon's car and he has to get saved from crazy Mormons by a ton of Jews. That would be so funny, a lot better than trainwreck or vacation.
it would be really cool if you could draft an all star team of writers and producers, and make a comedy starring Sandler as some jew guy from Israel trying to sell soap or something in Utah, and then he gets framed by some loutish youths for stealing some mormon's car and he has to get saved from crazy Mormons by a ton of Jews. That would be so funny, a lot better than trainwreck or vacation.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
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