an evil facist group has subverted the United states government in various agencies, headed by Robert Redford, they wish to control humanity by taking extremely unconventional and drastic measures, first of all, they seek to identify the one special gene Samuel l Jackson has that not only keeps him out of jail for life for parking offenses, but also keeps him off skid row and allows him to triumph as a global superstar earning ten million dollars per movie. Redford's team of tech savvy facists will use their supercomputer to isolate this special gene and deprive black people of it forever, instead it will be given to white people to help them jump higher. Also, Redford's outfit hates redheaded women so they (Hydra) also seek to force Johansen's character to drink as much of Rwanda's daily human come supply as possible, until she can burp the entire star spangled banner. I'm not why exactly but possibly due to the cgi getting outsourced to Malaysia or something.
Ted2 will be out in a while, McFarlane will get marky mark to make money, the only way he knows how.
btw, caught some family guy last night, peters father in law explains away that he hides a cure for cancer by saying he doesn't do a press release just because he takes a dump either. That was extremely amusing
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