dumb americans

hey froynds..........just caught some of me mateys, ahoy, over at nbc today show, al roker and co........they don't seem too dumb, right? like they actually seem like poople (looks like i just coined a new word) you could have an intellectual conversation with, of sorts.........

but who is making them look dumb by association? Entertainment Tonight............ET are really dumb people......i think the former host, Mary Hart, actually ended up being the first person to die from dumb, like she had a meditation soundtrack playing on her walkman saying breath in, breath out, and the batteries ran out and then she just stopped breathing, really dumb people...........watching Entertainment Tonight will actually make you scientfically provably dumber, just like listening to Mozart will make you temporarily smarter

to clarify, do you know how Entertainment Tonight people get bruises on their heads? they go to the Saturday night live studio and as a joke, someone tells them the door's over there and to walk through it and points to a wall and they just keep walking into the wall like a lemming, over and over again

watching Entertainment Tonight really makes a lot of people look really, really dumb by association (but not Glen Beck or Fox News).... you know guys like from the Today show aren't as dumb as the ET people but if you associate the two of them together, you end up doubting the Today show guys

let's put it another way, you know there's this thing called life insurance, right? and insurance companies compete to offer you a cheap policy with a big pay out, and the way they can do that profitably and competitively is by mathematically determining risk............well if you're dumb like ET dumb, like you've drank too much alcohol or sniffed too much white-out or were just always in the dumb classes at school....... i mean i know no-one should have bullied you but tried to motivate you to read more or something, but anyway, it's too late now and you're ET dumb............ then an insurance company should know about it coz you'd be at higher risk of just getting run over by a car when crossing the road coz you're too dumb to even look away from your i-phone with images of Kim and Kanye there............. so really, insurance companies should be making it their business to figure out if you're that dumb: have you ever watched or appeared on ET? why should you be subsidizing the dumb people's life insurance policy when you're smart and less at risk of accidental death? demand more from your providers, idiots

right there that question would tell an insurance company how dumb their customers really were...... what if we could just figure out a way to make them passionate about reforming human rights in china?....for a while, inbetween his ten marriages or so, richard gere was interested in that kind of thing when it was hip in hollywood to rub the dalai lama's scrotum in public and poopoo china, but i mean seriously poople, wouldn't it be great if we could get all the dumb people: hollywood ET actors and hair stylists, and all the terrorists in the middle east, if we could somehow get them fixated on reforming china, by actually GOING there, and STAYING THERE!

ET had Sarah Jessica parker there with Michelle obama at the white house and some black actress was there too from some incredibly dumb tv show that's insanely dumb beyond belief

maybe the nail polish remover is actually stunting women's brain cells........maybe that's the problem, maybe Michelle should get some cientificos to look into that

how great would it be if we could pack sarah jessica and that dumb actress from that dumb tv show (i'm not hating, your show is dumb --- don't call me a hater because i said there are special needs kids out there who score really low on IQ tests) off to communist china, just give them some placards saying free tibet and send them marching down tiannamin square........man that would be a win for everybody, the world would be a better place

can you imagine it being safe to actually fly across the middle east (clue, it's not really, now, although airlines don't want to waste fuel flying around the place) because all the troublemakers there were sent to china to try to help people there have a break from factory slave life..........man that would be a great world

unfortunately, it seems the only hope for the future are the non-dumb people in america, maybe turkey and russia too, not sure........... but first we'd have to find a way to coax all the dumb ET people and ET actors off to communist china, i mean they're good at babysitting all the eurotrash via the tv, but in real life, it's clear they are really dumb, horribly stupid people

would you really want to hang out with someone that says, nah can't join you at the mall bro, they're responsible for all the squids getting trapped in nets?   that's the kind of dummies we're talking about........... you know how they say actors are incestuous and hollywood is a close-knit circle/community of 'craftsmen'.......that's all baloney........these people are so dopey, nobody in their right mind would want to hang out with them! and they're trying to get hillary clinton elected!   if i were hillary clinton, i would view them as a liability and release a PR statement saying, 'stop, you're embarrassing me' - try to make it funny at the same time, hopefully, though, they'd get the message

that's what happens when you play too much playstation and smoke too much pot and drink too much alcohol, you get dumb

also, marrying someone just because they're great at eating your pussy out and good at quoting from adam sandler movies, that's not potentially real smart either, unless you want to remarry after five years..... anyway, that's a whole different can of worms, we might talk about that later