weekend wrap up

hey so if you missed Glen Becky on Friday, it was a childlike affair, perhaps because of beck's christian beliefs, essentially he said he loves bill oreilly but hateses, yes hateses, Grover norquist. He (Glen) seems to be trying to influence the republican party directly through his show.


Lufthansa flight goes down: Don't you hate it when the "journalists" on tv become experts on aviation all of a sudden? Really obnoxious, tried tuning in to fox news once in previous days and there's Juan from fox news pretending to be an air traffic controller and degree holder in aeronautics. And you know they're all doing the same thing. Plus it takes them ten hours to say what you can read in five minutes. Can't say we envy these talking head "journalists" at all. Pas de tout! Not at all. They seem to be slaves to the silliest intellectual topics for the sake of some dopey audience listening to co.mercials.


Later today catching up with Sydney Bulgarian group picnic. Met a Bulgarian lady in my cab Friday evening. She says has been in Australia twenty years and her father was in communist party. Says she's an alcoholic and eschews any Bulgarians in Sydney /Australia in general and avoids visiting Bulgaria. She said she won't be attending picnic. Haven't gone to Bulgarian community meet for at least a year now it seems.

Judaism

so I experienced some kind of unpleasantries lately and various stresses related to parenthood and marriage in general and began to feel a strong hankering to kick it with some Jews..... I don't think it highly unlikely that there's a portion of Jew blood in my mother and her family, my father's family being somewhat Celtic and Asturian from northern Spain, in general.... If you know your Spanish history, you'd understand that before the catholic renconquest and the Spanish inquisition, Jews and moslems in Spain were responsible for some of the most advanced and enlightened universities in all of Europe in Andalucía, during the dark ages... The inquisition forced all Jews and moslems in Spain to convert to Catholicism..... If having Jewish genes is a fact for me, one ill leave for you to care about, as I certainly don't, really; then certainly having a Jewish psychology and identity for a surety means nothing to me. With regard to philosophy and knowledge, I can get anything valuable in Jewish mysticism from Rosicrucians like AMORC, such as kabbalah, sephir yezira, whatever.... With regard to Jewish practices like mincha prayers and bar mitzvahs and generally identifying with Jews, I prefer just using techniques I learn from amorc to attune with God when praying as best as possible and generally eschew organized religion of any kind.....


however, I do believe in the soul of a nation and a spirit of a people and this is what I feel interested to contact in jewhood now in general, so I called one Jewish lady at the"great" synagogue of Sydney city, an orthodox church, and she turned out to be a nut and some kind of paranoid snob.... So I tried calling a conservative / progressive synagogue and had better luck.... They have services Saturday mornings from around ten to midday, a lot in English... I'll go with Alex, but not my wife or Scarlet, ill leave them at the beach ....


I must say, with the Jewish people, there certainly is a spirit unique to them that's alive and well and I'd certainly like to take a holiday in tel Aviv next time my wife goes to Bulgaria with the kids to visit her family however I'm scared to get a rectal cavity probe at

sat turd ay?

howdy froonds


was feeling a little grumpy after spending morning with whiffy and kids due to lack of sleep, had a siesta in afternoon but ended up feeling grumpy due to sleep issues, long night hours.... Decided to visit my mom with son Alex, just the two of us.. That turned out great as my bro was out so my mom and I could talk in Spanish the whole time and Alex got exposed to a whole lot of Spanish language conversation, so much so that he was saying sí, sí quite a bit


in the background we had fox news playing. Critically, oreilly is not referring to bagerk as 'dawg' and gutfeld as 'prissy', go figure. Hannity was harping on about breakfast cereal but at no point did he warn viewers about the saturation of sugar in said cereals, go figure.


pushed colleen about a mile but she's still not home, a mechanic said there's no compression in motor so it would need replacing or fixing. Their cost is out of question so will have to try extraction of motor myself using youtube and nick in Annandale as a guide. Fingers crossed ill get her running again although am not counting on it. Can't justify outlaying thousands on another bike to replace colleen so will just have to try to fix her. Ominously, my toilet 🚽 bowl 🎳 threatened blockage ever so slightly a moment before departing on mission to push colleen. After I moved her a mile, partway under the m4 freeway there's a splendid bicycle path... Walked back a km like, to get my car, drove to colleen to get my helmet and gloves and back cushion for cab 🚕 driving.... There were a couple of trailers back otwo cars, one each... Both cars on trailers were absolute wrecks used for demolition derbies... One of the wrecks had 'killer' spray-painted on it... Killer's driver, or tower, if you will, declined to give colleen a ride home on his trailer... There was no space anyway, the killer wreck was taking all the space 🚀 up...


haven't been hearing much about Chris Christie in news cycles lately

can someone slip Glen beck some valium

the guy's losing it, goddam nut. He's annoying as hell. Is he a christian? Why doesn't he go hang out with a whore like Jesus did? Maybe he'd talk less shit after that? Go talk to a whore Glenn, they're people too.

JUSTIN BIEBER ON ELLEN

the guy is all like, oh it's difficult being a celebrity, all the attention! i'm just a normal guy!!

what a joke, he should be in jail already, street races on public roads in florida! if a black guy did that, or a hispanic, would be in jail, no doubt........... total disrespect for the law on behalf of law-enforcement in america.........fuck you.... that's why i wouldn't try emailing the FBI about universities in australia selling degrees to chinese kids that are cashed up but can't even speak english  ---- if they don't bother locking Bieber up for street racing on public roads where he could kill people, just because he's white and has an english surname, it's obvious they aren't serious / incorrupt and cannot be taken seriously, just like a drunken indecipherable irish gibberer in my taxi cab trying to get a free ride


well about the nokia, great luck, turns out it's failing was a great stroke of luck..... the one year warranty just ended two days ago and it's getting a pass anyway.... so that's great luck, plus another store has agreed to let me buy a new nokia and return it within two weeks for a full refund, in which time my normal phone will be fully repaired and returned

not sure about colleen yet but she's still parked where i left her

will ferrell on letterman

can u imagine if will ferrell and steve carrell had some kind of contest involving physical strength? ferrell would just crush him like a trash compactor!

so will was on letterman sporting a unique belt buckle.... and he was talking about how he'd been playing for major league baseball games and it seemed almost as hard to understand as chinese? why would they want him? just for some kind of PR stunt? but they wouldn't want him playing nine innings.... it was incomprehensible, in the end, my brain opted for syllogistic comparison with some tv show from communist china that i watch with some regularity, like on a weekend evening, it's called: 'if you're the one' -- it's really cool, it's a dating game, there are like 7 or 8 women and one guy and in communist chinese style, all the women are denoted with numbers, not names..... that's like if you go into a bank, anywhere in communist china, the tellers are always name-tagged as numbers, not names......... it's also very cheap and easy to xfer money from anywhere to anywhere within communist china........ anyway, one time one of the hosts on 'if you're the one', the bald guy, was saying how when the people in communist china watch the oscars, they can't understand the jokes, even though they see everyone in the audience laughing.......... i'm not into gay culture myself, so don't watch the oscars at all.......... but i could relate to the bald yellow chinese man as i totally couldn't wrap my head around ferrell playing baseball, despite his strength over carrell

anyway moving on...... very set upon lately, it seems like some kind of curse, almost, first colleen, my bike, broke down.... it could even cost me $300 (OR MORE! heaven forbid!) to fix her! unbelievable..... the touchscreen on my phone just died, rendering it useless except as a camera............... a few days ago my toilet bowl blocked, i bought some crystals to unblock it, thank God didn't need to use them, it unblocked itself.............. on tuesday, the taxi cab i was using was dangerously messed up, had to ditch it after two hours, which was a blessing, but it got dangerous just returning it due to constant stalling and overheating......

with colleen,  i'd prefer to put her on a trailer but then i'd have to hit my buddy richard up, he's some old guy in mt druitt that my brother introduced me to.... he's a good guy......... i borrow his trailer like twice a year.... i don't know if colleen will fit on his trailer, if she does, i'd prefer to bring her to Nick, the scooter guy in annandale, as opposed to just pushing colleen down the road to granville to a repair shop there, actually, it would be smarter to just push her as the shop within pushing distance is a licensed kymco dealer so easier to get parts.......... i just feel Nick is less likely to try to grub all my money........ i actually pushed Colleen like two miles at least, last night..........including putting her in an elevator twice to cross a train line

it's not PC to celebrate Christmas but it's ok to celebrate st Patricks day???

how does that work? While not sharing a belief in Santa, Rudolph, the manger seen, etc, with fox news, i definitely agree with them people should be able to celebrate Xmas how they like.

how can we justify celebrating st Patricks day? It's a christian saint, supposedly, and we're celebrating the Irish! The Irish! Where are the Westboro Baptist Church when you need them??? Or the PC police? Can't anyone shame the world out of celebrating st Patricks day? Please. Please. (breaks down weeping, mutters 'please' a few more times).

how wow look, just wrote something better than NCIS' average dialog. Wasn't difficult.

FBI gets involved investigating corruption in Australia

by investigating corrupt, embezzling, thieving CEO of extremely corrupt bank, Commonwealth Bank. Good to see. Have been meaning to email them for a long time about corrupt universities here selling degrees to loaded kids from China that can't even speak English, somehow, the FBI doesn't exactly inspire confidence, so am hesitant. Just looking at how shockingly bad the DHS airport workers are in America makes you doubt all attempts at 'law' enforcement. Especially when you think that real law is cosmic, God given, not man made, in many cases. I think the cops in America are fairly competent.

NCIS, the tv show. Was their success based on employing writers suffering from dementia and brain damage? And is the quality of their programming suffering due to not enough dementia and brain damage among their writers? Very possibly. Should NCIS producers head straight to the nearest dementia ward to recruit new and better writers, possibly opting first for those dementia sufferers with a tendency to drooling? These are long hard questions NCIS producers need to be asking themselves.

Kevin bacon on letterman

he seems like a likeable guy, but wasn't going to bother blogging about him on letterman as seemingly pointless, however, he mentioned hiking at 14,000 feet had him gasping for air.... (!!!!?????) what is he talking about???? To give you an idea, having spent two weeks in lhasa, Tibet, at 12,000 feet altitude, smoking tobacco heavily, every day, plus getting drunk heavily pretty much daily, plus even smoking some hash there, i never gasped once for air, despite taking long walks to visit the sights there, so what bacon is talking about is anyone's guess

movie review: do you believe, 2015, mira sorvino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTXzV6pcErk&feature=youtu.be


mira sorvino plays a doctor of theology and comparative religion who is invited by a considerable large Christian church to deliver a sermon.... Many notable members of society will be there along with religious academics and invited members of other faiths, the occasion is kwanza day.... Sorvino's character (she has one) delves into various religious studies seeking rare pearls of truth, unfortunately, after spending so much time, approximately the first third of the movie researching her speech, the unthinkable happens: one of her teenage son's friends replaces her speech with the complete lyrics of nwa's "she swallowed it" song (see below) and then puts the daterape drug in her breakfast sushi in her lunchbox

the next day at Church, the unthinkable happens and sorvino's character, Vinnie, recites the entire nwa "she swallowed it" song unwittingly, under the influence of the date rape drug... Amazingly, noone stops her and people react differently, some with glee, most with shock.... Cnn carries the entire sermon which is seen in times square in nyc and at the start of a rodeo in Texas.... Don Lemon makes a noteworthy cameo, remarking on her sermon, generally, pandemonium breaks out and a huge debate on teenage morality ensues Vinnie flees to Azerbaijan to escape the glare of public attention but is accosted there by travelling camel merchants and decides to go home and face the music

three and a half stars



God damn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
[Bitch] You like that?
 Put 'em off
[Bitch] It's good?
 Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn
 Shit I said suck the mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!
[Narrator]
 Has this ever happend to you?
 Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
 Does she know how to suck a dick?
 Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
 NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick."
[Bitch]
 Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick
 next you gently lick it up and down, then insert it into the mouth
 Take it slow, don't rush it, and before you know it ..
 SPLASH!
[Eazy-E]
 It goes one for the treble, two for the bass
 She got nut all over her face
 Kick kick it ...
[MC Ren]
 Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
 As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
 Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
 She's a hype to get you on the late flight
 But back in school she was a cutie, yo
 Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
 In school, stuck her head in a feather
 Every time I asked her what's the time
 It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
 I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
 But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
 Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz nappy-heads and all dirty
 And she's gettin pimped by a nigga that's thirty
 I saw her hangin' in the alley
 Raggin to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
 All by herself, doin' on the hoe stroll
 Comin back home late night with the bankroll
 You know a bitch like that makes me sick
 But I've heard that she sucks a good dick
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 "What do you want me to do with it?"
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it [yeaahh..]
[MC Ren]
 At a high school dance -
 Me and the niggaz bailed in
 I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
 So sexy, thought she was all that
 She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
 She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
 But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
 On the streets she's a late night feature - walkin home from school
 I saw her suckin a niggaz dick, under the bleacher
 She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
 But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
 A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
 There was'nt a nigga on the block
 Late at night not gettin' done
 So she begged me not to tell a soul
 Then I said of course
 cause my dick yo it's harder than a totem pole
 Then again it don't concern me
 Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me
 And then I might have to shoot de ho'
 I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
 But to prevent from gettin' sick -
 I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 But does she suck a good dick?
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it [yeaahh..]
[MC Ren]
 Now I was at a club on a late late Sunday
 Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day Monday
 Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
 And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
 She went to church every week so now I locked her
 She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up
 Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin
 And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin
 Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
 Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
 Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
 I already got my plans -
 Just while I'm a take her to a room
 But yo I mean a rest room
 And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
 So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
 Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
 So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
 And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 "What do you want me to do with it?"
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 But does she suck a good dick?
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it
[Outro]
 "So there you have it - a job well done,
 but for now let me get back to what I was doing"
 She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
 Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
 suck this diiiiiick
 oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..
 Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
 Then I want you to suck Yella dick
 You already sucked Ren's dick ..
 YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
 Just suck my dick bitch

movie reviews: red state, 2012, Kevin Smith; the reluctant fundamentalist, 2012, Kate Hudson

sorry about that last review, it was written for Irish folks, coz of st Patricks day ... The Irish are confused, drunken gibberers, possibly due to chronic inbreeding, so perhaps that last review made sense to them, praise the god of kwanza, next we have two movie reviews:

the reluctant fundamentalist, the cia lights on a plan to kerb psycho behavior in Pakistan by arranging a mile wide aerial flyover of B52s to systematically cover Pakistan with leaflets discouraging the people to reproduce with their first cousins due to genetic abnormalities.... Kate Hudson is Kurt Russell's daughter


red state: some pleasant Christians are minding their own business when three randy deanagers come looking for a foursome with one of the church's women.... The Church has access to pea-shooters which are essentially hollowed out pens that they can fill with spitballs of paper and blow on the deanagers to discourage their obtrusive behavior based on their wild libidos.... The Church are mindful of jesus' fantastically non violent position, especially with regard to the part of the gospels where he magically heals a roman soldier's ear after Peter cuts it badly in a frenzy of passionate defence. Therefore the Church are reluctant to shoot even a spitball however the three boys continue in their demand for orgiastic sex with the moderate preachers humble and friendly daughter.... Finally the ATF arrive seeking assurances that nobody under eighteen is smoking tobacco, disaster ensues

movie review: crud plerd, 2015

grood plud is anxiously waiting for his ploo blooby... Unfortunately so is crap plud.... Things are further complicated because of plooby plubby plibby ploob. Jerd! Sean Hannity is pissed off, he's about to get even. Justin bieber. Glood ploop is so convincing in her role as a crazy homeless lady she is still in lockup by some mix up on Oscar night when she wins best actress, that's how convincing she was. The anglo-aryan white master race and uncle tom triumph again, at something, umm, like.

letterman / fox news

Patricia arquette was just on letterman, she needs to watch the south park fat albert, especially the part where fat albert says, "suck my dick ho", watch that ten times or so trish, then laugh to the bank

fox news with their rabid bitching about Clinton were really starting to practically put her on a pedestal, they forgot to mention Clinton fired ppl for using private emails in her department... That's what they said on 95.3.... Everyone tumbling over eachother to bash Clinton looks bad

see Keith olberman is on dave now, despite fox news trying to brainwash me to hate him, i have no opinion of him, not having seen enough of him, he seems obsessed with twitter, he should try avoiding it for a month.... They must be glued to their tvs in Yemen wondering who designs olbermanns suits.... Bla bla bla bla bla, olbermann could be the first man on Venus! Can we shoot him off into space tomorrow? Someone call nasa, will anyone miss him?

time for beddy bies

Israeli president plays down making Nancy Pelosi cry to his talking panda bear

it was rumored that it was during shaving sessions that Netanyahu's toy panda, which he brought with him everywhere, sometimes spoke to him...

"that wasn't very nice, making Nancy Pelosi cry like that, how could you be so condascending towards the intelligence of the united states?", asked the panda

"oh that? Come on bear, big girls don't cry-yi-yi, they don't cry, big girls don't cry, a do wop wop," responded the elected Israeli leader while towel drying his face. "how's your k-pop song going?"

"yogi, yogi, kimchi, bulgolki," responded the bear as a drip, dripping punctuated the darkness after the room was vacated and the light turned out.

anyhoo, from spiffy looking to crazy homeless looking, caught Serbia's finance minister talking outdoors with a journalist in the snow and honestly the guy looked like a crazy homeless guy that someone had put into nice clothes... Keep an eye out for that.... In the news from Spain's national provider, the Israelis are regularly cast as bad boy oppressors.... The threat of getting a rectal cavity exam by Israeli Airport workers will discourage tourists, most of whom are confused, misguided Christians anyway... Definitely a relationship similar to the English and native Australians, the arab Israeli relationship

ok next, sons of liberty, looks real entertaining no question, however people on imdb are saying it's grossly inaccurate historically... Will have to try some reading, eg., just on wikipedia.... Don't really know much about the topic

finally, some fallon bashing, just because... Please note, do not take these jokes personally to the point of feeling suicidal Jimmy....

q, what should you do if Jimmie fallon sneezes on you?
a, wash it off immediately so you won't catch dumb

q, what should you do if you catch dumb off Jimmie Fallon?
a, go to sleep immediately, hopefully it will go away

q, why did the chicken cross the road?
a, to get away from Jimmie Fallon so she wouldn't catch dumb off him

q, how many times should you run head first without a helmet into a brick wall in order to be dumber than Jimmie Fallon?
a, i ('i' is an imaginary number) x 10 with a little 3 above the ten

q, a blonde and Jimmie Fallon jump off a cliff, who hits the ground first?
a, the blonde, Fallon has to stop for a manicure

off topic, there was a regular journalist on pbs newshour with Gwen eiffle recently, kind of tubbyish looking white boy, he was wearing a checkered red collared shirt and a bold red tie... It reminded me of the placemats at pizza hut (pizza slut) when i was a little kid in mount Druitt... Seeing that guys pizza hut looking shirt and that serviette looking tie made me want to sit on his trunk with the whole family for some delicious pizza, that would have been odd though