Saturday, November 29, 2014
hollywood watchout with Benji
hello frayns, let's quickly gloss over sandler's 2012, ahem, er, comedy, with the son and the buck's night and what not, we caught a bit of it.... my father often said to me at some point in my life: you are going backwards..... somehow, this advice seems relevant for sandler, so we're happy to pass it on to him........... the lovely witherspoon was in some vince vaughn movie from 2008 but we only caught a minute of it that looked like a remake of the police academy scene where tackleberry or whatever his name is is beaten up by the blonde cop's family member at her family's house.........whatever who cares
also not worth mentioning was a dvd that cost $3.50 and was total waste of time, trash........ 'alien abduction' - do not waste your time with it.......what trash........ really
anyway, moving on, there was a promising looking documentary with harrison ford, don cheadle and the ny times guy friedman......... now we seem to have done a bit of dumping on friedman in the past on this blog, however we are proud to say friedman does not at all come across as a douche in this documentary and benji is pleased when the 'lefty guys' for want of a better term, can cobble together things that o'riley cannot come along and be justified in dismissing it as 'far left loony' and 'moon-calf-ism'........ so in that respect, we can even say we are proud of the ford/cheadle/friedman effort.......
let's discuss the topic a little: first of all, i would recommend to all climate scientists kurt stager's 'the next one million years' - think that's what it's called, he's a paleontologist........ interestingly, stager mentions that in a previous cycle, not sure when, maybe a million years ago, there was much more co2 in the air than now, and the equivalent amount as worst case scenarios for the future read: about 500 parts per million, i suppose........ now stager and other paleontologists do not deny this reality as they hold it as a scientific fact based on ice core samples they have dug and the frozen ice trapped therein........ they do not, however, have answers for this as to the why...........certainly it was not from oil being all burnt up
still, the fact that life went on from this long past and unexplained 500+ ppm co2 event that is held as a paleontological fact (and not mentioned in the harrison documentary we mentioned), does not necessarily mean that our science of today is not accursed and will not lead to disaster, in fact, we personally believe the contrary.......... in this regard, despite poo-pooing the 'eurotrash' and their stance on climate change...... in fact, we cannot deny that of all the industrialized blocks, they will be the best off when petrol becomes scarce, due to their already strong commitment to renewable energies, which, you would be quite surprised to find how well developed they already are in germany and england in this wise
in america, there is not the will, like there is in the EU to switch to renewables.......it's not enough to have an intellectual/bookish type left wing elitist like obama in office to convert to renewables the way the EU has been and is continuing to do so, this drive must come from the masses........you'll see now in obama's last two years he'll get nothing that he wants and i can't imagine what they were saying at fox news about his agreement with china to reduce pollution but of course the congress wouldn't ratify that for a moment with all the republicans there and why should the republicans just stop coal production all of a sudden? that's no way to go forward, it's like prohibition in the 1930s, it just won't work........ there isn't much will in america to save energy but there's plenty of will in Europe for that and don't worry, Europe will be leading the way in that in a couple of hundred years or so, we imagine
anyway, that ford/friedman/cheadle documentary did look quite interesting so we'll certainly try to watch more of them in future if possible!
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
agreement with Guliana; questions for Maria Shriver of Today Show
Guliana went on CNN (not sure why anyone does) to say his read of the ferguson situation.... he's absolutely right, this kid was extremely out of line and there should be someone at fox news talking about suicide by cop because this case really looks to have progressed to that.......... cannot agree with Guliana that the rioters in Ferguson are getting their 'moment of glory' because there's no glory in what they are doing....... even if there are systematic issues.......... also, as Guliana mentions 97% of african american (not black as they includes Indians) but african american homicides are done by other african americans....... it's important to note in this regard that the african american suicide rate is much lower than that for whiteys....... african americans tend to get angry before depressed........the two emotions are opposite extremes and it's possible that anger is healthier than morbid depression
Maria Shriver, what an interesting expose of gay soccer player coming out of the closet, so glad we didn't miss that.......here's an interesting question from Californian college offensive lineman to Maria on the matter:
Dear Maria,
i'm not sure if i should be classified as gay, bi-curious or just a pervert.......for example, after last weekend's game, the entire team went through the cheerleading squad in a group orgy, one of the guys ended up licking another guy's arsehole, does this make him gay? if so, can he right a book about it (do i spell right with two g's or one? can never remember)
Monday, November 24, 2014
i love Tony Abbot
http://m.smh.com.au/comment/political-bastardry-and-nincompoops-consign-abc-to-churnalism-20141124-11svir.html
remember that episode of fawlty towers where the drunken chef turns out to have a gay crush on Manuel, the inept Spanish cook from Barcelona (actually played by a German)?
that's similar to how we feel about Tony Abbot except he is not incompetent. Well anyway, we love Tony Abbots policies. To hell with all the socialist eurotrash in the EU poo pooing his governments policies on climate change. Yes, please charge me $5 or $7 for a visit to the doctor, and make the poor stand in a long air conditioned line to get their rebate, if they do that give them a 98% rebate with some do-gooder, patronizing and irrational entitlement title, maybe 'deans law'.
yes, please continue notifying the abc about free markets and capitalism and put an end to their evil communist stranglehold. Let them shine a light on themselves and see how ridiculous they are.
maybe give the military a few extra peanuts, poor guys are underpaid. if you do, it will get the lambie block onside. AND do please continue to put pressure on the corrupt universities any way you can: it will push them towards much needed accountability for their shameless corruption. High distinctions for idiot $40,000 a year fee paying bumblers from communist China that can't even speak English indeed! Whoever could imagine such a travesty! Easier to imagine flying pigs in space with tractor beams and moon rays!
we love Tony and his government! This is not a joke, they have the exact right idea.
nbc's today show experiencing drama similar to that depicted in long running Australian soaps
'home and away' and 'neighbors'?
may we first add, we are proud to say we have never watched even one episode of either long running tv show nor ever shall
however, as the associated press reports a spat involving geist and hall from today show, we mention it. According to the associated press, and I quote: the atmosphere off camera is just like an episode of Australian tv shows 'home and away ' or 'neighbors'.... Interestingly hall has a very busy schedule doing another show loosely based on the boardgame 'clue'. In fact, her older sister was murdered in 2004 in an unsolved mystery. I blame captain jack for it.
Geist, like oreilly is a new York times bestselling author. IM sure if oreillys depositions were admissible he would be saying his books sold more and his sperm counts higher and swims faster and stronger than geists. Also geist works on msnbc and everyone at fox news has taught me, if nothing else, that msnbc are atheist communists and going to hell
how does bouncer tie in?
thanks miss abbey, confused and looking for answers
more questions, would you feel safe if stranded on a dessert island with roker and lauer or would you be afraid they would cannabalise you? Possibly before slaying you? in an attempt to avoid starvation. We asked Katie Couric: "the whole reason my surname, Couric, is in your phone's dictionary is because i know how to survive. I would convince both of them there's a club med shindig over yonder sand dune and run into the water and take my chances with the sharks"
dessert island starvation and cannibalism is no laughing matter, perhaps blindsided by award winning shows like Gilligans island, todays modern person perhaps dismisses the risks and tragedies involved. DoBUWe8uWeWS, or, don't blame us we ate you, we were starving is a self help group for shipwreck survivors overcoming a double dose of guilt: a) surviving, b) eating the less fortunate who subsequently were unable to survive. Psychologist Lindsay Bristol says it's common for cannabalistic shipwreck survivors (CSS in self help jargon) to struggle with guilt and confusion and it's important for them to seek help, especially when danger of falling into the 'why you do this to me Dimmy?' syndrome (YUDT2MED) becomes a threat.
may we first add, we are proud to say we have never watched even one episode of either long running tv show nor ever shall
however, as the associated press reports a spat involving geist and hall from today show, we mention it. According to the associated press, and I quote: the atmosphere off camera is just like an episode of Australian tv shows 'home and away ' or 'neighbors'.... Interestingly hall has a very busy schedule doing another show loosely based on the boardgame 'clue'. In fact, her older sister was murdered in 2004 in an unsolved mystery. I blame captain jack for it.
Geist, like oreilly is a new York times bestselling author. IM sure if oreillys depositions were admissible he would be saying his books sold more and his sperm counts higher and swims faster and stronger than geists. Also geist works on msnbc and everyone at fox news has taught me, if nothing else, that msnbc are atheist communists and going to hell
how does bouncer tie in?
thanks miss abbey, confused and looking for answers
more questions, would you feel safe if stranded on a dessert island with roker and lauer or would you be afraid they would cannabalise you? Possibly before slaying you? in an attempt to avoid starvation. We asked Katie Couric: "the whole reason my surname, Couric, is in your phone's dictionary is because i know how to survive. I would convince both of them there's a club med shindig over yonder sand dune and run into the water and take my chances with the sharks"
dessert island starvation and cannibalism is no laughing matter, perhaps blindsided by award winning shows like Gilligans island, todays modern person perhaps dismisses the risks and tragedies involved. DoBUWe8uWeWS, or, don't blame us we ate you, we were starving is a self help group for shipwreck survivors overcoming a double dose of guilt: a) surviving, b) eating the less fortunate who subsequently were unable to survive. Psychologist Lindsay Bristol says it's common for cannabalistic shipwreck survivors (CSS in self help jargon) to struggle with guilt and confusion and it's important for them to seek help, especially when danger of falling into the 'why you do this to me Dimmy?' syndrome (YUDT2MED) becomes a threat.
Monday, November 17, 2014
australia arranges for free trade agreement with china; questions
how will this worsen the already insidious spread of communist chinese corruption around the western world? australia's universities are already so corrupted by the communist chinese, so greedy, so unwilling to sacrifice even one communist chinese's $40,000 per year fees, so happy to hand out high distinctions to communist chinese students that cannot speak english and fail students like myself with excellent english language skills who dare question the authority of the british rule in australia, even in an academic way.......
how much worse will things get? and is there any authority free of corruption that can help? the answers seem to be: a whole lot worse and NO. let's look at the fbi and cnn, two enablers of commuinst chinese corruption, toss in yahoo, and the other big internet companies like google and microsoft........ all of them want profits........... why does the fbi throw martha stewart in jail and only care about fining big corporations like goldman sachs and not bothering throwing any of them in jail? because you can't kill the goose that laid the golden egg....... jailing people that need to be jailed would mean an end to easy government finances gained through justice department fines........... cnn, one of their chief executives has been named in a child rape civil case in calfornia along with brian singer.......... cnn that doesn't want white people to go to harvard even if they get higher scores than spanish people like myself or asians or blacks.......... cnn that hires australians over americans but would never bother to report on communist chinese students bribing the universities.......... since the american universities are racist in their practices, and have certain relationships with australian universities which are all corrupted by the communist chinese dollar.......we can only conclude that the american universities are corrupt.......... let's toss off the question: who even invented optical fibre for the sake of a good rant........... grab your whittling stick and knife and pull up a seat next to the woodfire drum, i'm just getting started
the big internet companies....... these are the guys that fire ceos for donating to family values organizations that are against legalizing gay marriage.........these are the guys that hand over chinese dissident journalists to the communist chinese government for torture..........they do this by handing over information on their customers, breaching any form of trust that might be, to the communist chinese government
let me tell you, i'm not one to rush to judgement...... i'm happy to explore every avenue of truth before pronouncing judgement......... i spent a year and a half in communist china........ i was able to appreciate the humanity of the people there........ therefore i would not easily concur when i was advised that the communist chinese are 'evil' and 'scumbags'.......... however, now, ultimately, it's difficult to argue this down, and i wish i could.......... where are the fbi, cnn, the big internet companies, along with communist china and the bribe taking australian universities going to? hell........... sooner or later, they will reincarnate, in their next, or ten lifetimes from now, whenever, they will reincarnate and Karma will deliver them their lessons when their Souls are best able to appreciate it, sorry to sound preachy, but that's what the truth looks like......might seem ugly to you, but often, the truth does seem that way..... and let all these bitches at the fbi go to church on sundays and pray to jesus all they like, but they'll go to hell anyway, and if Jesus were here right now i'd wager him he couldn't stop them from going to hell and couldn't get them to repent because they don't even know what they're doing, they're too busy watching csi - more smokescreens.......... on this level, maybe only Satan could help these people's Souls by punishing them in the afterlife....... sometimes that's the only way to purify one's own self from Evil is to bathe in it, which is what these parties are doing, they're creating it for everyone, so happy bathtime bitches, grab your towels
this does not at all bode well for the future....... not at all......... it does appear that what you are looking at is the final hurrah before the oil runs out........ and you're at a pig farm.......... the fbi is there, napoleon pigs, they are more equal than others, they get their government money from goldman sachs and keep the golden goose alive for future fines, and get to throw martha in jail too......... the communist chinese elite are there, showering the piggies with lots of great meals....... yummy, it's delicious, hear the piggies snort with delight....... any idiot masses out there like fox news are too busy watching football to notice........ besides, their favorite guys are busy getting all the oil from wherever they can......... here piggy piggy piggy! what will the piggies do when the oil runs out? same as everyone else, back to square one, maybe we can outsource our laundry to communist chinese slaves who are too stupid to revolt against their own nation's injustices....... oh wait, without oil, container shipping and trucking will be unfeasible........ oh well, the future will take care of itself won't it? sure it will, just like it is right now in iraq and africa: a bloodbath every week.........
that's enough ranting for now, oh wait a second..........did you know members of england's torie party are under investigation by scotland yard for child rape and child murder paedophile rings? so it's not only the catholic church, we see this in english politics and at high levels of cnn too........... can the EU save england from this kind of business? and why aren't the english/scottish/welsh/irish powers that be in australia's politics and judicial system not answerable to EU Courts in the same way that England currently is?
why don't journalists report the truth? and why are they more interested to set up diversions and smokescreens to the truth, fox news included? it is because they are part of the power elite structure, their function is not to report the truth, but rather to distort it, acting as PR people for the political lawmaking and enforcing classes (who are corrupt, busy taking bribes from communist china who are savage backward animals, just ask any chinese guy in the falon gong / falan dafa movement if this is so and they'll wholeheartedly agree)..........
what interest do journalists have in reporting communist chinese corruption of universities when they themselves often work part-time at the university, or their editors do, or someone does? or reporting the truth in any other matter that may interrupt their corrupt mafia?
that's what good free speech is for? next to nothing....... a corrupt society will always find a way to ignore the truth or attack it, even through official channels like the courts, especially easy with the english legal system, eg., here in australia, that doesn't even answer to the EU courts where loser pays and the richest always wins............ we can add that the EU Courts themselves are corrupt as they are not aggressive enough in being pro-active about enforcing the law in vassal states of her majesty queen elizabeth the second such as canada and new zealand where their law, the EU law, should be the ultimate recourse to justice........
so you see friends, doesn't matter if you're american or what you are, there's a system in place that's corrupt and it cannot be reformed.......... it will not be reformed.......and no american reformer will reform it either, they'll be too busy screaming about how great martin luther king was (total fucken slut and token God for all african americans for all times sake thanks to do gooder liberal whitey)* and taking bribes from the communist chinese and knocking you back from university for being white instead of spanish white like i am
there's no future but the future of the world's oil supplies evaporating, until that happens, expect to see more and more 'prestigious' people bought and sold and corrupted by the communist chinese........even the u.s. defense department and their contractors, by letting the communist chinese steal their technology through hacking, can be said to be corrupted by the communist chinese, although not with the complicity that the australian universities and media are showing, but still.........dysfunction, incompetence, distractions, complications, smoke and mirrors, greed, greed, greed.......... all of it will lead you further into the quagmire..........the wolves are everywhere
and all these complete and utter uneducated morons, headed loosely by john kerry and the corrupt university professor obama have the audacity to rally together with the corrupt communist chinese under the banner: poo poo putin, you rascally devil, hands of eastern Ukraine!
this is a fucking joke! this is what Nietzsche was talking about when he said the last man, before the evolution of the superman would be a laughing stock or a painful embarrassment to the superman......... don't you see the embarrassment?
fuck you
* Jimi Hendrix is the greatest african american ever to walk the earth and there isn't one african american guy that can even admit this as all african american men are narcissistic egomaniacal bitches, just go and ask one..... african american women too have completely overlooked Hendrix's greatness which just goes to show what they know: KFC tastes great and not much about music........ malcolm x and martin luther king are just toadstools next to Hendrix, Hendrix is about 5000 feet tall compared to these morons..........
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
checking in with letterman
nothing fun is happening like big red and Dave playing billiards over cigars .. There's no hopscotch game, no hula hoops, no foot bath bucket... No baby pool, just Martha Stewart and formal attire... Big red has a shot, he has 6th sense, he waffles, i won $3 on Texans recently, against Tennessee or something. . Wheres his pokemon? Looks like he doesn't have one... It will be interesting to see Martha. Dave was making a lot of jokes about her while she was incarcerated, i think in 2003. If only kate couric could act, instead of being a robot incapable of true acting, sadly only actors can act, and Kate cluric isn't an actress. It would be neat seeing her in a straight to tv movie with ne'er a dvd kind of getting seduced in prison by foxy thirty something women... Heres Martha... I bought a neat pottery style bowl for three dollars with a flower on it named Virginia something and it's in Latin too.. It's hard to type on a cell phone. Dave is like a wiley coyote playing with his prey. Probably waiting to make a prison joke at marthas expense and go catch frogs with big red. Is Martha relevant? She seems like such a great lady. Ive never found anything obnoxious about this woman. Now im remembering the hotel manager in sedona that i stayed at her hotel around when the soccer world cup was on in France.
daves tie is navy blue with polka dots. It would be cool to watch Martha and Laura bush cage fight. My money would be on Martha. I need to sleep now, it's late.
daves tie is navy blue with polka dots. It would be cool to watch Martha and Laura bush cage fight. My money would be on Martha. I need to sleep now, it's late.
Sunday, November 9, 2014
movie review: starship troopers, 1997
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Friday, November 7, 2014
movie review: the woorld of wall street, (2013), scorcese/dickapprio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4 (this movie fails 'hengaillaan' test)
hey so first of all, just tried finding on youtube this radio advert that never ceases to please me, as i roll around in my taxi cab, listening to michiana 95.3: the home comfort expert radio advert........ it features a family of squirrels, one of them says to the other: whatchu got there harry?, the other one says: it's my crystal walnut, it allows me to see the future, around here, i'm a squirrel-voyant........ the other squirrel says: really? you don't say.....and on it goes, then the jingle plays: technicians you can trust with your house keys, call home comfort experts!...... i never cease to be pleased when i hear that commercial.....
the woorld of wall street doesn't feature anyone like balki, the european cousin, from that 80s sitcom 'perfect strangers', and no-one in the movie would seem to care for the squirrels in the home carpet expert commercial (cardinal sin) instead, everyone is a whoring, drug sniffin' snortin' swallowin' douchebag........ there's no chance you'll end up with an awkward feeling man crush like after watching brad pitt in fury, there is no character in this movie who demonstrates a remotely heroic quality, even the fbi people and the judges look like douches....... this is a movie about douches, it should be called something like: clash of the douches or ben douche or the ten douches or 2001, a space douche........... if you can imagine what it's like hanging out with a bunch of 17 year old lebanese guys on speed and drunk then you can imagine what the script/dialog of this movie is like, every second word is the f-bomb or shit or something like that....... it just occurred to me now that scorcese is probably addicted to viagra......... the characters in this movie are so soulless, even the women with the hottest, nakedest bodies, just come across as soulless douches too........ have you ever seen the puddle left after it rains for approximately one tenth of a second? that's how shallow every character in this movie is
before you start licking your lips thinking about sucking leonardo's dick for doing such a great 'acting' job, what's really sad is that this is as near a depiction of 'the academy' and the entire entertainment industry in LA and NYC as you could probably get, i mean, these guys don't have to act much different to their regular lives..........
i really wanted to watch 'the judge' with that guy and robert duval, the guy from iron man and sherlock holmes, all of his movies look so shit but you know that the guy can act but he just wants to be so famous he does all this rot for the idiot masses (like the people in douches of wall street) and he's pleased like that because it gives him more money, cache and etc.......and who can blame the guy? better than driving a taxi.... i don't begrudge him for that at all, but i wouldn't watch all those shitty movies or even touch them with a twenty foot poll or pole even...... but 'the judge' looks like it would be a decent movie to watch, i would have actually enjoyed it, unfortunately, it appears to be in that magical realm of the universe, before our current space time reality came to exist, known as nambi-pambi land, where movies reside between the cinema and the dvd machine
the best thing about the douches of wall street was the price: $1........normally the dvds cost $3.50, so that was the only winning thing about it all
remember we basically suggested to you it's better to watch the 1984 finnish entry in the eurovision song contest with ethnic russian finnish superstar 'kirka' with autistic obsession than a great deal of the trash coming out of 'hollywood', lauded by the degenerate and woefully lost american jewry and co at the so-called 'academy'? this movie is fair to say, fits that bill too
it's not even worthy to start taking the subject matter in mind and start discussing realities of fbi vs swiss bank dynamics nowadays under obama or the luxemburg tax system or whatever, no...... rather, it's more fitting to note that were there to exist some strange and exotic fettish entertainment for nutjobs featuring flying trapeze artists that crap in mid air, that this film would be a similar experience to the former (there were also too many notes)
sirrocco, before we bid you foolish knaves adieu, a suggestion, better for dickcaprio and scorcese to make a movie about millionaire christian evangelists...... that would actually be something i would look forward to watching...... and don't take offense loser ensemble and loser creators of this flying trapeze of crap of a movie: at least you're not driving a taxi for a living
(flourish of trumpets / exeunt all)
"pootie tang is the da vinci of ass kicking, pootie will explain to you how he's going to kick your arse, write it down in a letter for you, mail it to you.... and then kick your arse, the way he said he would."
----- paraphrasing chris rock's character in 'pootie tang'
sadatay, cold me down on the panny side, wadata
hey so first of all, just tried finding on youtube this radio advert that never ceases to please me, as i roll around in my taxi cab, listening to michiana 95.3: the home comfort expert radio advert........ it features a family of squirrels, one of them says to the other: whatchu got there harry?, the other one says: it's my crystal walnut, it allows me to see the future, around here, i'm a squirrel-voyant........ the other squirrel says: really? you don't say.....and on it goes, then the jingle plays: technicians you can trust with your house keys, call home comfort experts!...... i never cease to be pleased when i hear that commercial.....
the woorld of wall street doesn't feature anyone like balki, the european cousin, from that 80s sitcom 'perfect strangers', and no-one in the movie would seem to care for the squirrels in the home carpet expert commercial (cardinal sin) instead, everyone is a whoring, drug sniffin' snortin' swallowin' douchebag........ there's no chance you'll end up with an awkward feeling man crush like after watching brad pitt in fury, there is no character in this movie who demonstrates a remotely heroic quality, even the fbi people and the judges look like douches....... this is a movie about douches, it should be called something like: clash of the douches or ben douche or the ten douches or 2001, a space douche........... if you can imagine what it's like hanging out with a bunch of 17 year old lebanese guys on speed and drunk then you can imagine what the script/dialog of this movie is like, every second word is the f-bomb or shit or something like that....... it just occurred to me now that scorcese is probably addicted to viagra......... the characters in this movie are so soulless, even the women with the hottest, nakedest bodies, just come across as soulless douches too........ have you ever seen the puddle left after it rains for approximately one tenth of a second? that's how shallow every character in this movie is
before you start licking your lips thinking about sucking leonardo's dick for doing such a great 'acting' job, what's really sad is that this is as near a depiction of 'the academy' and the entire entertainment industry in LA and NYC as you could probably get, i mean, these guys don't have to act much different to their regular lives..........
i really wanted to watch 'the judge' with that guy and robert duval, the guy from iron man and sherlock holmes, all of his movies look so shit but you know that the guy can act but he just wants to be so famous he does all this rot for the idiot masses (like the people in douches of wall street) and he's pleased like that because it gives him more money, cache and etc.......and who can blame the guy? better than driving a taxi.... i don't begrudge him for that at all, but i wouldn't watch all those shitty movies or even touch them with a twenty foot poll or pole even...... but 'the judge' looks like it would be a decent movie to watch, i would have actually enjoyed it, unfortunately, it appears to be in that magical realm of the universe, before our current space time reality came to exist, known as nambi-pambi land, where movies reside between the cinema and the dvd machine
the best thing about the douches of wall street was the price: $1........normally the dvds cost $3.50, so that was the only winning thing about it all
remember we basically suggested to you it's better to watch the 1984 finnish entry in the eurovision song contest with ethnic russian finnish superstar 'kirka' with autistic obsession than a great deal of the trash coming out of 'hollywood', lauded by the degenerate and woefully lost american jewry and co at the so-called 'academy'? this movie is fair to say, fits that bill too
it's not even worthy to start taking the subject matter in mind and start discussing realities of fbi vs swiss bank dynamics nowadays under obama or the luxemburg tax system or whatever, no...... rather, it's more fitting to note that were there to exist some strange and exotic fettish entertainment for nutjobs featuring flying trapeze artists that crap in mid air, that this film would be a similar experience to the former (there were also too many notes)
sirrocco, before we bid you foolish knaves adieu, a suggestion, better for dickcaprio and scorcese to make a movie about millionaire christian evangelists...... that would actually be something i would look forward to watching...... and don't take offense loser ensemble and loser creators of this flying trapeze of crap of a movie: at least you're not driving a taxi for a living
(flourish of trumpets / exeunt all)
"pootie tang is the da vinci of ass kicking, pootie will explain to you how he's going to kick your arse, write it down in a letter for you, mail it to you.... and then kick your arse, the way he said he would."
----- paraphrasing chris rock's character in 'pootie tang'
sadatay, cold me down on the panny side, wadata
Thursday, November 6, 2014
when exactly will the Taliban eat Afghanistan's western trained army for breakfast?
notice we don't say 'if'... However currently in the global news cycle we had some American defense guy like a general and possibly some European general from nato saying the afghan army really stands a chance... The Taliban will probably confiscate the afghani army's expensive toys too
the Taliban and isis are BADARSE, they make leroy brown look like a good guy. You know the hosts of nbcs today show? Roker and co? Can you imagine if they started a gang and tried to be badarse on the subway? Roker would be all like: "gimme your umbrella fattie! There's a strong chance of a norwester with showers, you smell like you need to be outside when that happens!", then the ginger haired white guy would be all like: "don't step on my toes Manolo, ill get my lawyer to write a fancy letter to you,"... Then the black woman would be all like, "who's wearing jlo's fragrance? You smell like a floozy! Gimme that wollipop, no wait, that's icky, keep it!"
not real badarse, right? The Taliban and isis aren't like that, at least the Taliban won't crucify or impale you, theyll just shoot you dead, take your weapons, ban music and set the time machine to stone age. Where's fred Flintstone?
the Taliban and isis are BADARSE, they make leroy brown look like a good guy. You know the hosts of nbcs today show? Roker and co? Can you imagine if they started a gang and tried to be badarse on the subway? Roker would be all like: "gimme your umbrella fattie! There's a strong chance of a norwester with showers, you smell like you need to be outside when that happens!", then the ginger haired white guy would be all like: "don't step on my toes Manolo, ill get my lawyer to write a fancy letter to you,"... Then the black woman would be all like, "who's wearing jlo's fragrance? You smell like a floozy! Gimme that wollipop, no wait, that's icky, keep it!"
not real badarse, right? The Taliban and isis aren't like that, at least the Taliban won't crucify or impale you, theyll just shoot you dead, take your weapons, ban music and set the time machine to stone age. Where's fred Flintstone?
Monday, November 3, 2014
movie review: the motel life (2012) dorff, fanning, et al
small arthouse kind movie with no big special effects
most scenes take place in cramped places like motel rooms or diners or small looking outdoor places apart from some big exterior shots like in vegas or elko nevada on a highway
centres around two brothers whose mother tells them to stay together if she dies before they reach adulthood -- when trying to board a freight train after she dies, it seems the older brother badly damages his leg jumping back down after his younger brother doesn't make it on to the moving train
therefore the character, jerry lee, played by dorff who is possibly the son of the actor in 80s tv show law and order, also a dorff, although unclear, there was also a dorff on golf too i guess, again unclear...
anyway, the jerry lee, missing a leg character is interestingly played by dorff as he appears to be a black american man all the way through the movie, although actually his skin is white, however, all of his facial gestures are that of a black american man who is always getting the short end of the stick, this is especially noticable in his nostrils..... you start wondering if the actor is on drugs while the movie is shooting
the main characters in this movie are kind of low-lifey kind of guys......dorff's guy does a hit and run on a kid, who turned out to be a kind of rejected low-lifey kind of kid as luck had it, and then doesn't own up to it, which is an extremely low-lifey thing to do --- cops come to investigate him and his brother drives him off to elko --- his brother's love interest is dakota fanning's character who he was involved with earlier at some shack in lake taho but you wouldn't even figure out that was how she tied into the movie until near the end as it's not clearly explained near the start of the movie.....
the movie is driven by the performances of the two brothers and the shotlisting which is a lot of visual storytelling however there is not much of a story apart from what's been outlined above: hit and run, flee the law to elko....... there is some cinematic puncuation throughout the movie through the use of almost manga styled cartoon reliefs run over by the non-crippled brother's (frank's) stories which he tells his crippled brother in order to calm him down.... frank is a drunk and, like we say, there isn't much of a story so really the movie is a psychological evaluation of the two brothers relationship at a difficult and trying time therein.... fanning's character seems to have been working as a whore at some point in the movie, or maybe it's only frank's fear that that's how she's turned out..... in the end she's a clean-cut girl living in elko working at some kind of cake store or something like that
it appears that dorff's character will end up dying as he's shot himself in the leg after accidentally running over and killing the kid at the start of the movie........ it's unclear who pays for the considerable healthcare costs that dorff's character incurs and frank must frankly be wondering about that in the closing scene as he watches fanning's character serve cheesecake with a smile
as you can see, there's no conventional big story here and it's more of a psychological evalutation of the two brothers during a testing, challenging period......as such, it's a reasonably watchable movie.... apparently it's set in the 1990s around the time of a mike tyson buster douglas boxing match and douglas wins it (not sure if that actually even happened though, in real life)
it's interesting to note that there are people like this out there, last saturday, driving my cab, my first customers were coming out of a hotel, a young couple..... i waved at them from across a very wide and busy road, figuring they were looking for a taxi, they looked pleased to see me wave and made their way across the busy road to see me, i was smoking a cigarrette and asked them to wait while i finished it and got to talking to them a little, they seemed like a reasonably handsome and healthy young couple but their stories during the ride didn't seem to make sense
the girl was saying that she'd been living at of hotels for the past year or two (extremely expensive in sydney)..... that she was looking for a place for the two of them but couldn't get enough money together for a deposit (?????) - suspect..... then the guy says he has a good job: adverstising company, on the internet, marketing to niche market..... the girl has just said she works at a bar (difficult to make enough money for living in hotels for two years on bar money)...... then i mention a professional prostitute and what they can make, something like that.... the girl says that that is in fact what she does and that she loves her work, it's 'empowering'...... she can make $500 in one hit......
the guy owns up that his company in fact is based on pimping her....... it's also a difficult story to buy, but at least would explain where they get the money to stay in hotels........or maybe it was all bullshit, but it seemed real, the way the ride progressed, that that was, in fact, the truth.........there are such relationships, and it does make you wonder how such a young couple can get along so, with the girl turning tricks and all.... but it's actually a very common ocurrence....... it would be interesting to talk to a professional psychologist about those kinds specific kinds of relationships
i think we mentioned earlier on this blog, the guy i met once in hollywood, with a french date, at his apartment and how he had no legs at all from the trunk down, and got around on a skateboard with his arms...... pretty sure he still had arms...... anyway, sure are a lot of homeless people in america, but they always seem to have much better mental health than the homeless in australia....
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