is Judaism/Amishness a stupid religion?

most people these days don't care much for religion and couldn't even tell you the names of all of santa Claus' reindeer........ you'd be lucky if they could even remember Blitzer's name.......... likewise, most people don't know much about the Amish except they're those people that don't use electricity and dress like the 19th century and live in Pennsylvania and get around with horse and buggy........likewise, the offshoot and sister religion of Amishness, Judaism, is generally unknown to most people

just as people who say negative things about the fashion sense of the Amish are referred to as anti-Amies (pronounced like the name Amy but in plural form), people who say bad things about the sister religion of Amishness, Judaism, are referred to as anti-Semites

with Judaism, the nearest the thing got to not being some kind of Obsessive Compulsive Psychiatric Disorder was when Moses gave them the 10 commandments......... there's even a book that tries explaining the parting of the red sea as controlled by flying saucers with anti-gravity technology that had Moses' back.......... most jews probably can't believe the parting of the red sea miracle literally........... but while it would be possible for flying saucers to part the red sea...........the only sense of logic out of the story is not that the Jews are God's chosen people anymore than the people of Mauritius are, but that God was trying to save the Jews from their Obsessive Compulsive disorder by giving them 10 simple rules to live by

unfortunately, Obsessive Compulsive disorder runs deep with the jews and nowadays, to state this obvious fact is to be an anti-semite.......... how Obsessive Compulsive are the Jews? to give you an idea........ there are rules and laws, so arcane and ridiculous, you wouldn't even believe them, but here goes anyway: if a Jew, married and with children, has more than one square yard of soil connected to his home, he must consecrate it with a gnome and seven rubber duckies........ the rubber duckies must be used one at a time, successively, after the second new moon after the birth of the firstborn child in the family, in their bath-tub, before being dedicated to surrounding the gnome in the garden plot, albeit a tiny one of only one square yard..........there are also complicated rules for the placement of each rubber ducky around the gnome and complicated rules for what kind of garden gnome is acceptable............. if a jewish family or any family consisting of at least one jew, by race or conversion, does not have one square yard of soil nearby their home, they must grab a pinch of salt, throw it over their left shoulder, turn around three times on the same spot, slap their hands onto their thighs and say, 'pitter, patter, pitter, patter, hug me not!'

that to me says Obsessive Compulsive Disorder......... that's a bona-fide psychiatric disorder...... sadly, zionism, politics, american-ism versus european-ism, jew versus arabism is all conspiring to dilute and distort the true psychiatric definition of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, however, modern day Judaism, is fraught with these Obsessive Compulsive rituals commonly seen on tv shows like Dr. Phil

in fact the schism between Jewishness and Amishness was in fact over these very points of order