splish splash - gangstafied version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo   (splish splash)

what's up bitches? home in bed at 320am...... listening to some youtube documentary about near death survivor who visited heaven and comes back to life, lots of white light and white robes......... anyway, was just planning on writing lyrics for a gangsta rap version of bobby devon, or whatever his name is,'s classic song 'splish splash'......

would probably do that now but prefer to remark on something that occurred around 210am...... just over an hour ago........ was in city, in my cab, saw this crazy homeless guy Gary for first time in long time...... now this is kind of mysterious.......when i got back to australia from bulgaria in early 2009, my brother got me a job working for the kurdish guy max with the kebab shop in mount druitt, my hometown in western sydney --- now at that time, working for max, Gary, the crazy homeless guy comes in one day, now this guy is completely batshit crazy, you cannot even reach him, he shuffles around doing a funny little shuffle step here and there, shuffling forward, then backwards, sometimes he throws a coin in front of himself, shuffles around some more, picks up the coin........ tonight, not having seen him in a very long time, instead of the coin routine he'd sit on his arse with his legs stretched out, but nothing this guy does goes for more than 3 seconds, he's always moving around, shuffling, side-stepping, shuffling back and forth, etc.........max thought he was hilarious, after i stopped working for max and started working more or less full time as a taxi driver, i'd randomly see Gary, maybe at Strathfield or Ashfield, more often than not after midnight....... i calculate i've seen him about 7 or 8 or 9 times now in total in the previous 4 years plus since leaving max's employment

curiously, i caught up with max and his wife yesterday for the first time in a very long time, and showed them my son Alex.......the reason i avoid max and his wife is that they are just downright stingy, you slave your arse off for them, helping them build up their business, all in a good-natured way........after all that, they won't even give you a coffee without charging you for it, even if you only see them once or twice a year, that to me is a niggard, to hell with being like that........that's just too stingy for me.......... anyway, wow, it was quite a coincidence seeing Gary like a day after seeing stingy max after all these months...... max is making an absolute fortune, by the way, with his kebab shop, alot more money than a lot of upper middle class executive types, he works hard for it, but can't even offer you a coffee without sticking his hand in your pocket so f*ck him

anwyay Gary is completely abnormal, he doesn't look all haunted in the traditional sense like a lot of crazy people

my idea of a good weekend would be spending it at some resort hotel, getting a massage, working out in a gym, and occasionally moseying into a conference room where Gary is being analyzed by the world's foremost psychiatrists