losing my stand-up cherry

what's up bitches? did my first stand-up comedy routine tonight -- didn't even bother thinking up a routine beforehand....just kind of decided to talk about the ambivalence of the word 'come' as in to approach/arrive and 'come' as in orgasm.......... could probably stay on that track for a few more performances, the main thing is to get to feeling comfortable on stage, actually suffered a bout of nerves and stage fright about a minute into my ad-libbed/made-up routine but just excused myself and kept shlepping away at it

also passed my motorcycle rider's test a few weeks ago, have until early may to pass a knowledge test and then i'm good to ride

my back is absolutely killing me, it has been hurting a lot all week....... going to a professional tomorrow morning about it, good thing i have some kind of private insurance policy so will only pay about 30% of expense........ will get acupuncture done by and by, if necessary....really hurts......... it happens to me approx. twice every three years i estimate....one time, a few years ago, it was so bad (from so much driving) that i couldn't even go to work for about a week and was bed-ridden and it took me like a full minute every time i just wanted to get out of bed, it's not that bad this time but it really hurts a lot, didn't go to doctor before about it, just stayed laying on my back

depleted uranium as a weapon used by u.s. forces in shells and bullets, etc:

don't you just sometimes wish the joint chiefs, president and secretary of defense were your sons so that you could kick their arses? i do, specifically right now: how to say this without resorting to words that seem disrespectful like 'bitches' and 'arseholes'??? hmmm,

dear lads,

please jolly well stop using depleted uranium in your bullets and shells. yes, it makes for great penetrational power but so did jack the ripper. please stop using it, please find other ways to penetrate heavy metal targets without using something that will cause birth defects and creeping genocide. i really think you lads are a lot better than that, so please buck up, it's very jolly well unsportsmanlike to continue using such dastardly weapons. you might just see suicides within your own cadres decrease after you stop using it, not to mention unintended deaths of family members of serving combat agents (your own)

too-doo-loo                         www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViUtjA1ImQc

there, i did it........moving on, blavatsky, specifically helena blavatsky and her theosophy: it's a very interesting fact that blavatsky posits, and like everything the woman comes with, you're getting the truth and you can really bank on the truth and nothing else, really, at the end of the day, can free and satisfy, like the truth.....one of blavatsky's posits, which we can take as a truth, and that is interesting, since we have mentioned the joint chiefs and president and secretary of defense of america AND back pain....... what she says is that basically the americans will sow the seeds of the next major race of humankind (the 6th of a total of 7 that will be), this new race will eventually develop an EXTRA SPINAL CHORD/BACKBONE......... that is, biologically, mankind's furtherest expression, in a distant future will evolve an extra backbone and thus have two of them, not just one........that's amazing, and also, i am certain, the truth