scribble

time now to scribble some fantasy pastiche of beltway life in the corridors of power around the white house and such, think a kind of asian looking jack nicholson as president of the u.s. and a joint chiefs meeting, possibly with a midget and a majority of women, discussing the crisis situation in some far flung country (syria today perhaps?)

..
The President sat at the head of the long table, with his feet up, smoking a cigar..... to his immediate left and near his feet was a midget, the Defense Chief, Albert Longball, along both sides of the table were a bunch of women and a few men too, cabinet heads, military heads, etc, the year was }[+=, it was a parallel universe and their numbers were very obviously annoted differently to our own....

'So tell me again why we should help these sand niggers out?' the President asked lazily, almost as an afterthought, as if focusing on the perfect smoke ring were more important....

The Republican, Max Squire, rubbed his eyes deliberately and with tremendous frustration... he was terribly upset about the President's demeanor and the current status quo in Washington

'Ok, first of all Mr. President, with all due respect, they aren't sand niggers...'




http://news.yahoo.com/super-giant-black-hole-baffles-scientists-174556589--abc-news-tech.html;_ylt=Aod9MtZB2hVX37ORal1FcBXEeOd_;_ylu=X3oDMTIzNTg2aDU0BG1pdANIQ01PTCBvbiBhcnRpY2xlIHJpZ2h0IHJhaWwEcGtnA2lkLTI4NzEwODYEcG9zAzcEc2VjA2hjbQR2ZXIDMjE-;_ylg=X3oDMTM0a2JsYjdzBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDYmU1NDZjM2MtZTgyNC0zYzlhLThiYjktY2UwMjFkMTNlYTBkBHBzdGNhdANibG9nc3x0aGVzaWRlc2hvdwRwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2U-;_ylv=3

taxi driving

hey biatches....

so yesteray, with the weather really heating up here, approaching 100 degrees..... it was looking like it was gonna be an uppercrust kind of thursday -- servicing alot of wealthy types in mosman area of sydney -- including a couple returning from a one month holiday in south america, something benji, a spanish speaking spaniard, would like to do

then, near the park hyatt, some bengali family wanted a ride out to mt druitt, benji's hometown on the fringe of sydney metro way out in the sticks........ did them a great deal, only $100 for the ride as wanted to go out to the druitt for the sake of kind of being home a little.......

turned out the bengali guy said he worked in papua new guinea with an airline but his wife and kids stayed at a resort in cairns -- if u ever travel australia -- u might find that cairns in far north queensland is a nexus, stepping stone, and has relationships with papua new guinea........ also, as many multinational corporations have big interests in papua new guinea, the real estate prices there might truly surprise you.........

it does not seem, as a regular tv watcher, that the png people are heavily trying to market their nation as a tourism destination however benji intends at some point to see both png and cairns in the same trip, however very possible not darwin in that same trip due to the distances involved.........

once in mt druitt, the thing to do was go get a quick coffee with mom........... my bro, who along with the rest of my family are a big wet dream for dr. phil, was not in the slightest warm and just looks like a big hater, hence the nickname joseph stalin for him, did coffee with momsy poops and got some kids from mt druitt rank and drove them to letheridge park, $15...... there's nothing like spending time in the place u grew up, i have to say, i really love my hometown! then went and visited a family from congo who live just down the road from mt druitt rank -- me and my wife actually spent just over a year living in their backyard after coming to australia here from her country bulgaria......

was talking to some of the daughters of the family which i haven't done much in the past and they made me some tea

did a couple more mt druitt rank jobs and the potential there was pretty much gone..... late nite shopping ended by 10pm and trains from city almost done..... alot of city workers like in big corporations live in mt druitt and get the train one hour to work.........

once on freeway in mt druitt it's about 20 minutes drive to strathfield where you are really back in sydney and there's a big korean hub there and a nexus to all kinds of places due to the importance of the train junctions there

Benji's crib versus Guantanamo in terms of hospitality

Benji's crib:       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEd9y6i2bk&feature=youtu.be


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c6rwabtfOA&feature=related   (Ivan Drago theme song - not good music)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEnIkz82A0    (Rocky Balboa theme song - much better music than Drago's)
 

Guantanamo:     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xP0l2LNQY

no spin zone - in and out

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http://www.toyota.com.au/corolla

ok, in and out briefly of the no spin zone today tuesday -- which was yesterday (monday nite local) when it was broadcast anyway..... we had 2 common australian brandnames (see above) ...... McCain makes some kind of frozen goods like frozen vegetables, frozen lasagna, anything frozen and in a box is McCain food......... Corolla like adam corola is how Toyota markets some cars here

anyway, McCain and his territory....... let's see -- McCain was held in some kind of pit for a while during the vietnam war, maybe it appeared like an eternity to him.... maybe he got poked at with a stick by Charlie and had some blow flies suck his blood and then puke it back out... who can say....... McCain's territory seems to be Arizona, Benji didn't get any medals or any acclaim as a war hero for spending a few weeks in a cave by the river in Sedona with howling coyotes and such...... after some punk kids stole my nissan maxima bought in hollywoood.... just saying

and in case u ever wondered what benji's opinion of so-called comedian 'jay leno' is, here it is, once and for all, chapter and verse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoCC_p0UPfw&feature=youtu.be

baldies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzHA1WSgm0U   (the wanderers) intro 1979

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/colts-cheerleaders-have-their-heads-shaved-slideshow/;_ylt=Ak2KyCU0_LIdmEglV4oTeTpvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTIzMzl1bzk3BG1pdANIQ01PTCBvbiBhcnRpY2xlIHJpZ2h0IHJhaWwEcGtnA2lkLTI4NjA2MjMEcG9zAzEEc2VjA2hjbQR2ZXIDMTI-;_ylg=X3oDMTFqOTI2ZDZmBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucw--;_ylv=3

snorkeled...saw 2 sea slugs and an  octopus + numerous fish + crabs

watch my two faux 'onion' articles.... learn writing style all aspiring and practiced writers

cracks knuckles, watch benji's writing style losers, and learn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPvAMrMzwI


'Gangnam Style' proves definitively that South Koreans are retarded.

Durbin, South Africa...

Scientists and sociologists from around the world have teamed up with statisticians and pollsters to determine that South Koreans are definitely mentally retarded or least perceived as such after their 'Gangnam Style' video has finally introduced their relatively unknown people to the world.

'I'm not at all surprised,' says Kim Jong-Il's son, the current leader of North Korea, 'he's giving ethnic Koreans a bad name, you probably think I'm jealous of his success, but I'm not, look he's pretending to ride a horse with another two hundred people and this is the most watched youtube video of all times and a worldwide number one hit song.... this is a real pity...'

'I honestly thought it was a joke,' said Blake Edwards from Michigan, during a quick break from a LaCrosse game, 'come on that's completely fucking retarded, let's call a spade a spade,' said the freshman before running back onto the field.



you get the idea... the rest writes itself


the other idea was about a U.S. General on a raping spree, which is actually inspired by a true story of some General recently caught out raping subordinates up the arse.... it's an unsavory topic so not even sure if want to write about it

more later losers

week over, listening to bom bom bom and watching today show with sound down

there's some story of hope to do with sandy -- looks like they got da host from cbs this morning or a look-a-like.... wonder how tyson's holiday with charlie rose went

my last two customers were  some punk kids from bathurst.... only charged them $28.50 but actually it was more like a $60+ ride so that's cutting them alot of slack -- that's ethical precision too

ok meet the press is on as it's sunday in america........ it looks like it's gonna be alot of sad looking white people who can only represent being white and having an english name like smith and some token blacks

the losers on meet depress just laughed girlishly because the fatman jay leno walked in on the white guy with the english name while tucking in to some lobster........ they are pitiful...... not actually watching their hopelessly pathetic and worthless homosexual show though.... too busy reading this interesting news article in this 'age of (useless but colorful) information':

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/one-hit-wonders-unlikely-post-musical-careers-vanilla-005608546.html

'one hit wonders unlikely post musical careers'..........

what an amazing co-incidence... i was watching one random episode of TMZ the other day, did u know the two herpes carriers vin diesel and 'the rock' are making fast and furious number 6?????????? anyway, was wondering if TMZ would ever run into samantha fox, some nobody from the 1980s.... well you can find out about her in this article above.......

oh! now can remember what the other idea was a ficticious 'onion' magazine title would be:  'gangnam style proves south koreans are retarded'....

stay tuned for my faux 'onion' articles (actually they would be picked up by the 'real' onion except my last name isn't  anglo and also not a u.s. citizen or resident (translation: not a druggie therefore super talented)

meh

'sup pimps?  so just drove 14 hours and made a bunch of cash and now listening to bom bom bom song and watching the nascar.... they're moving pretty quick but turning left all the time on a gradient.... sure would be fun to drive that quick that's a certainty........

ok we had two ideas for funny 'onion' styled articles (www.theonion.com)  -- one is about a serial rapist u.s. army general.... the other one seems to slip the mind now.... that's a pity

before starting that 14 hour shift that just ended, caught most of the latter part of a 1956 american movie likely shot in london:  'the iron petticoat' ..... with katherine hepburn as a russian army colonel woman that gets involved in some kind of romance with bob hope some american army colonel guy

it was a very entertaining movie, that is for sure.....http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049369/

bom bom bom song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc


there's not a man on earth that can drink 16 pints of rum.... benji has drunk near to two pints of rum in 2002 2nd half and it wasn't pretty --- apparently, rum is the only alcohol that can continue fermenting in ur body after consumption so you can wake up more drunk than u went to sleep on room -- if u drink an entire bottle of rum 750mL to 1 litre you are looking at a hospital visit to have ur stomach pumped.... don't do it



I'm the cat with the bass and drum,
going 'round like Bom Bom Bom!

I'm the cat with the bass and drum,
going 'round like Bom Bom Bom!
What's grooving? I'm moving.
I like you're style of Womping!
How charming! Just a rapper
load him up and eat that snapper!
I want 16 pints of rum and then I go Bom Bom!
Going up in the dark of the night
and so I go ooh ah ah ah ah. I...
I've brought a pie in my pocket,
pie in my pocket, an eye in my socket.
you got life, you got style,
you got nothing on my mind.
But I'm so cool, and I'm so groovy,
when I go Bom Bom Bom!

I'm so cool, I'm so groovy,
when I go Bom Bom Bom!

I'm the cat with the bass and drum
going round like bom bom bom
What's Grooving I'm moving
i like your style of womping
How charming just a rapper
load him up and eat the snapper
I want 16 pints of rum
and then I go Bom Bom
Glowing up in the dark and the night
and so I go Oo Oo ah ah ah ah eye!
I've got a pie in my pocket ! a pie in my pocket ?
an eye in my socket !
No got lite no got style no got nothing on my mind
but I'm so cool and I'm so groovy when I go Bom Bom Bom

morbid

so coming home for a 15 minute break, there was this movie on the TV: the invention of lying (2009)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058017/

it was some really sad looking american/british movie, it was especially sad as it was meant to be a comedy.... it's a really boring old cliche in american/british cinema, there are 100 americans and one person from england who is of english ethnicity, the americans pity and condascend to the person of english ethnicity about his weak gene structure, the americans have triumphed as they have collected genes from all over europe, not just england

yeah, it's pretty depressing stuff isn't it? why lie about it? just pretend there are no other nations outside of america apart from england, that's american cinema for you........

you cannot help but think, when you see these little white american monkeys on the television with their little anglo-saxon surnames from england, that somehow, someday, america is gonna need a massive genetic influx from somewhere that's just not europe: e.g., africa, asia, india, somewhere else......... at some point, these bumbling rubes are going to have to go in a radically different direction

in the meantime, we'll have the depressingly morbid 'comedy' of the occasional lost and stray unbearable bigot from england, like gervais, and the uneducated dimwit american whores like the cast of this garbage 'movie'

bashing hilary clinton, ET commentary youtube shots and more

Romney pumping gas on Monday in SoCal.... Romney and all Republicans must see to it that that 'thing' (see below), Hilary Clinton, never becomes President and is taken away to Baltimore

so last nite, we finally caught something watchable: a documentary on bill clinton.... of course it featured his wife alot..... you couldn't help watching it without at some point laughing at Hilary Clinton, that's no insult to her as everyone becomes laughable at some point........ call Benji brainwashed by his father or fox news or something, but Benji isn't sure Hilary Clinton is a knight-ie in shining armor for some reason:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/clinton-middle-east-visit-high-profile-swan-song-211700309--politics.html;_ylt=AjQR8qmMqp_DluMBwg1iP7ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNrYnU5bGtmBG1pdANNZWdhdHJvbiBGUARwa2cDYzQzYTU4ZDctYjZmYi0zYzJhLTk3NzktM2U1NTljOTM0ZGNjBHBvcwMxBHNlYwNtZWdhdHJvbgR2ZXIDMjA1MDYxMmUtMzM2MS0xMWUyLThmY2EtM2NkOTJiZmYyMDE2;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3


this headline is sad, some dumb white american, probably a bitch, who only thinks people with anglo-saxon names can have sthm important to say (e.g., the Beatles) and black people are evil, comes up with this laughable headline: 'swan song'........ this really makes you realize that the american media, alot of them are just downright criminals.... someone can pray for them.... these dummies don't understand much, they just like shiny things, like magpies, if it's shiny and it has an american passport then it's gold....... as if Clinton flying her fat arse out to Palestine from Myanmar is gonna change a goddam thing there..... LOSERS!

moving on, commenting on Entertainment Tonite and its boringness: youtube time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkvTw_5kJQ&list=WL8XudwvIIgdnpzD98aGVGCn5bv0FXqR9-&feature=mh_lolz

take that Hilary Clinton 'thing' back to Baltimore! May it never become President of America: EVER!!!!

and btw Benji fans: Benji ran a whopping 12km yesterday, that's huge... that's about 1500 calories burnt...

'america in primetime' - 2011

some documentary is on, showing various tv shows from recent years in america

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1671577/

they have the producers/makers of dexter.... it's sad that these people so forcibly decide to live in a bubble of their own creation where only people with an anglo-saxon name deserve to be heard and black people are evil......... it's sad for those people.... someone can pray for them

da 'talk' and stuff in general

so the worthless hos of 'the talk' are on now, not talking about gardening implements, but actually, wait til benji's sunflowers bloom, we'll be sure to post a picture, they are coming along very nicely.... sunflowers.... maybe will film another pudsy movie too

had a weird dream last nite.... there was some kind of competition, two teams, petraeus was on one of them, towards end of dream he was frying sausages in a frypan.... got mine but then realized the underside was way undercooked.... in fact, ridiculously undercooked, impossibly so in real life....


don't remember much else of that dream but caught some family guy last nite for first time in months.... quagmire's dad is a war hero and gets a sex change operation and has sex with the family dog bryan (old repeat anyway)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_53OA7l7Rh8&feature=youtu.be  (offering up a prayer for 'the talk')

the 'view' is on now.... there's no way you can critique this show realistically without looking like a hater, this is the victim effect the creators obviously want.... barbara walters might as well just start writing her own version of 'mein kampf' - she's obviously a jew-hater.... 

anyway spanish news is on so whatever, everyone mentioned above is a spain-hater....waste of time watching them - should be reading books instead

random review of big bang theory

just posted latest pudsy movie and now watching a random episode of big bang theory in which sheldon loses a blue bird...... leonard and the blonde are having their homosexual conversations....

haven't seen this show in months --- the canned laughter is obnoxious

finally sheldon has returned... he is gonna be a mommy he has a bird's nest, show is over

what's important and what's a distraction

here's an important story in the current 'news cycle':

http://news.yahoo.com/u-heading-another-crash-debt-crisis-looms-top-203441675--business.html;_ylt=AqT6cdm54BjNJUPPZTH2y11tzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTNuZDZ1cDEzBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBVU1NGBHBrZwNlYzZhZTJmNy1iZTIxLTNlOTgtOWY3ZC0yODA2MTJmNzU1NTkEcG9zAzQEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDOGE2M2U0MDAtMzAyZC0xMWUyLWJjZmYtYTI3ZTVhOTIzOGEx;_ylg=X3oDMTFoaTA0amh2BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3


sadly, the petraeus story and the 'terrorist' attack on some consulate office of the americans in libya is dominating the news cycle there which is almost always ridiculous and foolish.....really should give it a rest! petraeus 'scandal' and libya attacks.... get over it, how ridiculous

prayer for comedy central's john stewart to actually say something funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6CbPJ8a8oU&feature=youtu.be


also, another pudsy movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZZulzo5Vc&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxgZcMGmkkI (original version)

review of conan o'brien!

remember him? we hardly ever go there on benji's blog or in benji reality --- but now, sitting at kovac's, installing some adobe premier filmmaking software (cracks knuckles)

as we install (cracks neck - pop pop - looks like we're gonna need some cuts and edits), benji will watch conan for the first time in about 1 year or so, give or take a few months.... and sit in judgement of conan.......... he's talking about petraeus - he's doing his little stand-up routine, his first joke: hard-cover or extremely hard-cover is not at all funny -- doesn't matter how many pot-smoking gumby zombies laugh, it's still not funny........ truly humorous people are born in december and january anyway, not april like o'brien who just wants to be famous, at least it's part of his natural soul impulses to be famous, the problem is he's not famous for anything useful......

now obrien mentions a rotary phone, it's hard to say who is more pitiful, o'brien or andy.... in any case both are very pitiful....

what's sad about o'brien and his audience is that it's a classic case of herd instinct/herd mentality....... obviously this party is about as interesting as standing around scratching sand in northern africa somewhere with all the camel riders there........ what's amazing is that these losers cannot even see that about themselves......... they seek safety in numbers, 1 million or whatever o'brien's viewership is...... better to have no fans like benji than be a moron idiot like o'brien with so many fans......... see, even benji's jokes about o'brien's stupidity is funnier than o'brien's pathetic writers......... how is it possible they are so pathetic????

the pothead loser writers almost came with something funny with the james bond skyfall museum thing but again failure, at this point you are rooting for them to stop dying so miserably.....

then, in another losing move, o'brien invokes 'ricky gervais' -- ricky gervais is an extremely obnoxious englishman who does nothing apart from try to be obnoxious and annoying..... invoking him signals o'brien as another pathetic anglo-saxon-named american loser - one of many - plenty of company there for him - writing/intellectuality is not their forte --- let o'brien's alma mater continue handing out degrees for free to black people and communists from eastern europe

then there was some cop show skit, again lame and foolish --- pitiful......... o'brien's skill set so far:

a) having an english or irish surname as opposed to something 'uncool' from hungary sounding name
b) being a has been/wash up

 okay hit! first funny thing of the show! congrats! finally, you scored losers! some black guy is commenting on comments from some website (it's always fun to read common peoples comments on i-net)..... the funny comment was 'old lionel richie looking motherf*cker'........... that was the only funny thing of the entire show - that's for sure

now there's some lame dude making 'funny' retorts to the hateful user comments, but the guy isn't funny -- the audience is laughing but half of them are unemployed with underwater mortgages so what would they know anyway, not much right? his strong point is wearing a pink shirt.... apart from that he is weakness incarnate on an entertainment level -- maybe he is a good athlete or something -- he should just stick with that

poor o'brien doesn't even realize he's an unfunny zombie -- he's sitting with some loser in a blue tie talking about bigfoot.... maybe the guy is a football player - he drives a porsche - that means he has portions of porschens* (*just coined a verb)..... he's someone rickter... an unknown.... he played football in college, university of washington, they gave him a ring..... the cops saw him wearing a ring, he was a huskies fan, the cop, the ring now stays in the glove compartment.....

it's getting boring hearing the footie player's sob stories.... starting to wonder if o'brien shouldn't just spend a week or a whole month having a bake'n'sale or cake'n'bake or whatever they do over in america...... can you see o'brien wearing a white apron and a big chef's hat and baking cookies in a big old oven with midgets and dwarves.......... at this point in his career, o'brien needs to pull a hail mary becoz he is sinking faster than the fish benji snorkels with

now the footie guy is talking about his kid, that's watchable......... joel mccale is the guy's name maybe.... there's someone called bobo, he is like gabbo from the simpsons, we mustn't despise o'brien, he gave us the simpsons, if only his comedic genius hadn't flamed out.... now it's just all smoke.....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570364/bio

now 'bobo' is here, it's not gabbo, it's some fat guy that hunts bigfoot.....  kovac's crib is ideal for watching o'brien, about once a year.... the last time o'brien was on fire, he had games like high-jump with octomom (one of the fetuses fell out!)..... some labtop porn looking dude doing a high-jump.... it was really funny! that was the last o'brien benji saw until today

maybe they are having a bad month or something in o'brien land.... big foot guy sure knows how to holler for a big-foot.... met kovac's housemates today for first time ever.... bunch of scots or something --- none of them seem to place a high stake on personal hygiene.... no matter.....

there's a stand-up guy called samual, maybe he can salvage this failed exercise.... he has tourette's syndrome, but it's not funny.... you'd think it would be funny, making fun of people with tourettes, some easy target, a sure thing, but this guy finds a way to muff it up.... hey that was a good one! Score two for o'brien show: 'walk into a coffeeshop all confident: mochalatte bitches!' (+tic)........... that's 2 points for o'brien (technically 1.5).........

hey i figured out my sperm was probably lousy coz i was using my labtop on my lap and the radiation and shit........ not coz i'm a reject......... good to know

the tourette's guy still isn't funny..... 

shake'n' bake! that's what uncle sam calls it! that's some american thing, not sure exactly what it is, but conan should probably do a show with shake'n'bake coz at this point, he has nothing to lose, his show having turned into one of those dudes you see in skid row LA sleeping on a cardboard box....

now i'm asking kovac if tourett'es guy samual is saying he really has tourettes

anyway, the highlight of this show is that this dead dog has expired... good riddance..........

ok, now we have a new o'brien, o'brien has come out alot stronger, now he's reviewing the 'hitman' video game......... goon on you for not dying like in that other episode o'brien! congrats.... maybe the great pumpkin or some such famous american celebrity non americans don't understand the mastery of died and that's why everyone was so sullen and subdued like at a funeral in that previous o'brien we just reviewed

o'brien is dressing as a scare crow, his number is 47, there's a hula girl statue..... they are mulching a dead body on a corn farm....

next o'brien will have the girl from twlight, kristin stewart.... so far benji has zero opinion of kristin stewart neither good nor bad.... benji doesn't watch dumb tv shows for lame americans and people from england but if other people want to that's their business, and who can blame stewart for wanting to make a ton of money making some dumb show, right? no-one

now there's some sitcom for tbs.... o'brien is dressed as francis bacon and he has a black son..... sir richard elkington is francis bacon.... now o'brien is doing nice hat johnnie depp.... so in other words, he has flipped over to mindless/zombie mode.... soulless.... maybe his soul is flying around disassociated from o'brien's mind while he looks for guzmans......... maybe his soul is in this room somewhere, nope..... andy has tic-tacs...... it's like watching  turkish tv... it's not entertaining....

cats sad that romney lost shows potential but maybe they should turn the volume down on all the unemployed underwater-mortgage-holding gfc-victims dumb laughter..... that's mean right? if conan o'brien sux and he does, saying so makes benji mean, better to just pretend it's funny like all the unemployed underwater-mortgage-holding gfc-victim dummies in the audience

now stewart's on... she loves anglo-saxon names and isn't hispanic....... don't know anything else about her.... anyway kovac wants to 'skip the twilight shit' -- so he's fast forwarding it

now some guy is having a tantrum coz his mother cancelled his world of warcraft account.... now there's some guy called glen howerton... he's special coz he has an anglo-saxon surname and not something difficult to pronounce from africa or somewhere else with weird sounding names.... so far he has no other talents.... he's also not fat..... this show is turning back into morbidly depressing territory... maybe if they canned o'brien's show and tv in general depression rates would go down......... watching too much tv leads to lack of sunlite and lack of exercise......

the two flailing drowners continue delusionally invoking 'america'... as if 'america' is watching them...... their total viewership in america, if it's over 1 million or 2 million, whatever it is, it's failed people, they'll all die and reincarnate somewhere else...... the jokes might be funnier if the writers stop smoking pot....... now there's some singer and then another funeral of talent will be over.... it looks like o'brien's show has turned into a funeral for aspiring but non existent talent

looks like at least the singer girl can sing... there's two hot girls wearing sexy outfits and one of them can sing... that's something and something is better than nothing.......... those girls have nice legs.... meow...look at those gorgeous legs..... tap tap... talking about the drummer...tap tap... 

now kovac is playing call of duty, correction, trying to play it, something is blocking him, some software glitch, so we're just getting the dark offsetting music.... meantime kovac's abode premier extra templates install on benji's pc.... will go visit murphy in an hour or so...wifey has to get train to quaker's hill instead of just to auburn.... she'll be sure to be whiney as it's her strong suit

kovac's game got to working and the machine gun sound effects on high level volume was too much to bear so picked up wifey from westmead after more whining and disobedience...if only children were educated from age 3 onwards at schools to not yack on their phones around strangers and for females to obey males.........

murphy wanted to show off some picture of bruce lee he'd probably spent way too much time on, a whole bunch of guns pointed at bruce lee and bruce lee looking freaked out..... 'want me to put it on my blog to share with the world murphy?'........... no, murphy did not want to share it with the whole world, the whole thing was too incestuous therefore..........  then we caught some peewee herman from the 1980s including a long joke told to a youthful looking dave letterman about a guy with no arms ringing a bell (punchline: your face rings a bell)... what a genius........ from peewee herman, and murphy's whinings about australia this and australia that we caught some humphrey b bear, an australian big bear for kids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEOc6FSASX4 (humphrey doing gangnam style)

also, to those nay-sayers that would say conan does not have a prayer of saying something funny, watch my prayer to God for Conan to say sthmg funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5u7v7l_Jk&feature=youtu.be&noredirect=1
there's a picture of kovac in the Oval Office passing president Obama the telephone, it's Benji on the other end calling from some shake'n'bake somewhere inside an igloo, asking Obama if he had a son would it look like Token from South Park

anyway it turns out murphy did share sthmg with the world:  some techno song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkii05eM6OA&feature=youtu.be

cmmi

http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-communist-party-unveil-leadership-010812483--business.html;_ylt=Apwz0754Qlnd7HwgutfnMu5vaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNudWhrYWhsBG1pdANNZWdhdHJvbiBXb3JsZARwa2cDMTY3YjhkN2MtNzUxYi0zYjUyLTlkY2EtZTk2NmNhNDhlMGRjBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNtZWdhdHJvbgR2ZXIDOTE5M2MxMjAtMmY2OC0xMWUyLTlmM2YtNjEzODYzYTVmNzkx;_ylg=X3oDMTFqOTI2ZDZmBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucw--;_ylv=3



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r62WeFA2uCk&feature=youtu.be

free coffee fill up with the bill o'reilly bold&fresh flagon

watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdv5ny4x9yM&feature=youtu.be

and yes, it's the same one some punk kid puked in the other day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I  (of monsters and men)

this monsters and men song seems to be pretty popular in australia these days, it's quite original....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_monsters_and_men

specialized notes after re-reading 1st 8months or so of blogging:

                                         ploober
gloob
                                                                                                                      ploober
                                                                                                     PLOOB
                glub

               glub

                                                                                                                
                                                         PLOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


..calibration chart.....blink twice...cleared for takeoff

WATCHING THE EURO-IDIOTS AT bbc

the bbc just had some dumb old fogey englishman mumbling a long pile of rubbish that these ignoramuses at the bbc consider 'a report'.......... nothing the old man said about communist china seemed to ring any bells of truth or anything.......... go home idiot germans!

then the bbc comes with some of their idiot relationships in india: the indians...... how we understand why alexander the great wanted to kill as many as possible in the name of his own global conquests; namely, the indians are insular, ignorant nincompoops! fools!  the only thing the indians can show the rest of the world is how not to be a complete whorebag (which is not a bad achievement) and how to wash clothes by hand while looking stylish and colorful (which is sure to be a useful skill when the oil runs out --- how we look forward to the scum of california being washed somehow into the oceans in coming centuries/millenia after they show us how useless they are at even hand-washing their own clothes like the indians can)

carry on being ignorant, insular, arrogant, non-whorebag, hand-washing exploitative bastards you indians with your pissy little relationship with the english! mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

now they're with advanced swimmer, kevin rudd julian armstrong thorpey ian

this guy is the 2nd to win benji's 'peculiar' award after donald rumsfeld

this award is named after the following scene in 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvZ3cFO9f3I

where mr. harding (hard-on) goes on whining about god, the devil, heaven, hell, finally

at my momma's watching fox

fox news always has repeat commercials -- so flicked over to CNN but it's just plain offensive: the race Enemy anglo-saxon english redneck michael holmes is there........ CNN is half offensive half joke -- ur not sure which is more prevalent: offensiveness or joke, but either way CNN is both..... i'm telling you you pathetic anglo-name-bearing dripping americans of CNN right now: go to the airport and get your pat-down........ suckers!

the anglo/ashkenazi supremacists of Fox news are more morbidly boring than usual today, talking about Petraeus........ what a yawn fest........ my bro joseph stalin was around for a change but hasn't gotten out of bed yet -- it's 11am and he's all doped up on his anti-psychotics meds so go figure..... he just waddled out of bed and left for university where all the 'deans' are*

wifey this morning was impudent and rude again..... i am definitely gonna get a divorce before representing some kind of husband/father to my kid that lets his wife wear pants and boss her husband around as if she were a man!   let the kid watch the scumbag faggots of CNN without me for a father before that will happen!

it's just too bad the so-called 'sexual revolution' (black magic/whorebag revolution) left woman completely disrespectful of men and acting like men......

benji would rather go live in mexico with the catholics there than stand around divorced and paying money to a disrespecting idiot ex-wife...... and it's senseless to return to america, these morons will be playing whitey versus blacks/hispanics for the next 50 years and more....... who needs that backwardness.... the scumbag white americans will only hand out visas to australians of english ethnicity --- most white americans just hate life and their own nation and only like having anglo-surnames and being blonde looking

o'reilly's coming on in about 5 minutes live and benji will try to destroy his no-spin zone on some intangible cosmic plane: think imploding buildings, exploding trains, ear-piercing screeching sounds that make you roll on the floor grabbing at your ears..... holding a bandage to your bleeding face..... watching your family screaming for help and you just helplessly standing there while the whirlwind destroys them

now o'reilly is talking about abortion... and what america should be like............ when have you heard o'reilly or any republicans whining about late-term abortion (in china)? they don't --- so they cannot be said to be against abortion.......... let these natural born u.s. citizens go back to vietnam o'reilly and clean up agent orange spillages causing deformed births.........

now bernie goldberg will 'weigh in' on petraeus......... there's alot to talk about there, benji will only say one thing on the matter out of respect to all parties involved: use dental floss, studies have shown that brushing alone will not end tooth decay like flossing and gargling

moving on, benji is, relatively speaking, a moderate to okay husband, and therefore bought his wife a subscription to parenting magazine, the first copy arrived in yesterday's mail........ likewise, benji recently discovered the baltimore ravens in a unique way while working on a guided visualization sequence involving zombies and raven-like giant animals; therefore, while reading up on the ravens (created in 1996, won superbowl in 2000) benji noticed a picture of ravens in da white house after 2000 superbowl win -- they're giving george w bush a jersey with number 1 on it and a 'w'.... then wifey says, 'have a look at this mother breastfeeding twins,' and then it hit me: laura bush probably had to breastfeed her twin babies simultaneously too....actually she was the only woman with a face that could have come to mind after seeing a headless photo of a woman breastfeeding two babies simultaneously as benji cannot think of any other mother of twins really, it's not like they're very common....... if she were around at the moment to ask her benji would have but she wasn't and i didn't have her phone number to call her, the only handy number was '1' on the raven's jersey.... see now this current paragraph zones out bernie goldberg's yak-fest --- who listens to this o'reilly stuff anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q  (here's michael jackson - bad) how come bill o'reilly cannot sing and dance like michael jackson???? just sits  in a chair like a big bullfrog making noises out of his throat all day

* royalist australians in favor of british rule prefer to say 'dean' instad of 'teen'

staying home watching ellen

didn't get up to 430pm.... just gonna have a rest today and tomorrow --- reading about ben franklin.... who the hell was this ben franklin, anyway..... turns out he wasn't a rocker after all??????????

we'll try to be nice about ellen, so we'll avoid making reference to her intelligence.... who is benji to evaluate or in any way judge ellen's intelligence anyway..... ellen's talking to two vampire dudes -- not from benji's boriclav story but some delusional hollywooder's that have managed to make some $$$$ from their vampire stories (unlike benji) but are confused anyway.......... unlike benji.........

it's a certainty benji has never watched any twilight shows.......... why would we?

we've told u this before: you can make all the $$$$ with tv shows and movies u like but ur home is still gonna flood....... that's harsh, take a minute to give that serious thought: one second, you're prancing around like homer simpson: 'la, la, la, la, la, la' tossing flowers around, oh so happy, you have all the tv u want itchy and scratchy, etc..... beer...mmm...beer.............. next second: flood!

benji just kind of gets bored with it all: one second, 'la, la, la' and ur getting ur golden globe award and thanking ur mom and dad and santa claus, next second, boo hoo, my home was washed away, i'm stone broke...........

again, juxtaposing: la, la, la....................... boo hoo

obviously, you, pea-brained reader, cannot keep it real............

look next ellen is gonna have kursty alley..... benji has a little love for her coz she has been the butt of so many fat jokes, she really deserves some love........... also, for all those people making fat jokes, if u were driving a taxi, 12 and sometimes 14 hours or 15 hours even long.......... 3 and 4 days in a row....... u would get fat! there would be hardly any way to avoid it........... the main thing is to have an insurance policy that will cover u in the event of flooding..........

talking about taxi driving and kursty alley.......... the other day, some fatty arsehole obnoxious hater just gets in and busts out his phone (immediate no, no in a taxi stupid stupid spoilt whore-people)... benji tells the guy: please don't swear in here after the guy starts swearing offensively*.......... all of a sudden we got a hero on aisle c........... he says, "drop me off on the other side of the harbor bridge and i'll change cabs," next he doesn't want to pay, just give attitude and lip............ he manages to get out of the cab without paying, i am practically almost snatching at a 20$ note he is waving around.......... after he gets out i get $3.50 change ready as he is gonna get billed $16.50, that's for sure....... i do an illegal u-turn, he is walking down pacific highway at north sydney....... drive on other side of road from him, it is divided by a fence, now fatman is getting into another taxi, he is a real jerk...........another illegal u-turn and we floor it and block his car with my car at the next light, i get out and he now wants to pretend he doesn't even know me.............. next winning move, watch it in slow motion: hand comes out and clinically removes his glasses without damaging them....... guy is next getting out of car and handing over those $20 whereupon benji gives him his change and his glasses and yells in his face: 'you don't have a right to swear in a taxi!'**

oh, just got some ellen montage of crap on my leg..... you kind of end up feeling if u watch ellen more than 1 hour a week you will become dumber and stupider, on one hand u kind of find urself liking ellen a little bit, but on the other you kind of want to order a firing squad to just take her down... it's conflicting


*note: there is WAY too much swearing these days...... you think you're being cool by swearing but in fact ur just a stupid spoilt whore like paris hilton in that south park episode, you think ur something else, something bigger and better than that but you're just not

** alot of morons like to talk about 'free speech' but no-one cares about the idea of the 'right to free assembly'......... the 'right to free assembly' in many ways cuts out the right to 'free speech' because if you are screaming in my ear offensively than i am no longer enjoying 'free assembly' and according to some, that would be like trying to alienate an inalienable right.........

england's bigots

well england's bigots are doing their predictable, obnoxious, ridiculous and morbid death dance of the terrorist that they are routine some more here in australia......... these poor predictable drippers barely get a moment to recuperate from some lunging, pathetic alcoholic binge before it's over to the next flight of fancy and morbid delusional crisis-ridden moment........ now the terrorist from england, charles the son of the 'queen' is here in australia to grab at his crotch and say, 'suck on that non anglo-saxons, here's my royal army at my back to prove it! long live germany!'.........

really? couldn't we just have the nazis back? at least they said they hated jews and wanted to exterminate them, they didn't pretend to be about equality and 'democracy' and then just morbidly go about crushing any unfortunate jews or whoever else that got in the way of their morbid 'throne'.......

Good Lord, along with the idiot terrorist charlie, is the arch dumb slut cate blanchett........ a walking symbol of the pathetic-ness of the californian race and the american race in general with their pansy-arse little anglo-saxon names and jangling nerves over the ever re-producing hispanic and african races in america.......... for what more is Blanchett but a talentless puppet for the idiot americans to shove in our face and say: 'hey look! we white anglo-saxony types are just better than you'.........that's precisely why Benji would never watch one of the idiot Blanchett's movies and why her team is getting frisked down and having their genitals rubbed at airports all over America: coz they're dickheads........

show Benji an englishperson that knows it's an arch-scumbag and Benji will show u the wise

Benji won and you Nazi sympathizers lost so eat shit and go get your pat downs you dumb terrorists! so just run along now and stick your head back in the sand where it belongs, suckers!

huzzah

you don't know whether to laugh or cry with this wretched, morbidly delusional wretched pathetic miserable life-hating genocidal scumbags of england, you really don't............ charlie the terrorist comes and makes blanchett a 'doctor of the university'........... can you imagine??

this is the university that thwarts you at every turn in the most corrupt and roundabout way if you question their morbid pathetic anglo-saxon self-worshipping religion!!!!! the university of anglo-saxon scumbag paedophiles! that's your university scumbags!

then some local police commissioner here in australia, not a token english redneck acting greek but an englishman comes and says, 'hey we have to put an end to all the catholic paedophile priests'............well duh! of course you do dumbarse! but just let the english realize that their royal family and their blind worship of their own race is just another catholic church with the bbc as its department of communications and gary glitter and the paedophile jimmy savile as just more priests that need shutting down and imprisonment...........

that's why english people were blown up in london on july 7th 2005 and before that in bali on october 12th 2002, coz they're obnoxious drunks with massively morbid delusions of grandeur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    look to saving your own souls by waking up to yourselves and what you really act like, scumbags!

latest pudsy videos

well you've waited long enough, the latest 2 pudsy movies are online on youtube at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwOmUBkJkY   (pudsy like the wind)

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFymtGJWTE


remember that virtual nobody helen hunt? she was in that movie, ummm.... well some movie anyway, right, from the 90s or something? yeah.... well now she's in some lame new movie, some guy that's paralyzed and wants to get laid or some crap like that....... poor helen hunt, 'human, all too human,' as nietzsche would say.... that poor little creature will go through life, chasing shadows, a kind of half life, halfway between sleep and wake, an eternal sleepwalking mumbling slumberer, like the rest of her SAG buddies over in america, and their little BAFTA buddies across the pond in england........... just give me a call +61420782163 if you want to be in a real movie helen or any other of you losers out there......

moving on.... that english documentary 7up, they have their latest instalment out now... all the players are like in their 60s...... how apt that the 7 year old english kid bruce that would end in australia would say 'what's a university?' scornfully as a 7 year old, only to replace the word 'teen' for 'dean' for the rest of his life in australia......... then the taxi driver whines about non-english being in england and then goes to live in spain and says how happy he is there becoz everyone in his town there is english (????!!!!!)

entering the no-spin zone after many weeks of absence....

krauthammer is coming up, predictably....

as usual, marilyn munroe is sexier than krauthammer and here, pictured above, shows us how dry she can keep people with a dress....

well we caught that factor with o'reilly, unfortunately, we cannot tell the good fellow why 21% of his people think his election coverage hasn't been fair as we haven't been watching his show since some time before this last storm in nyc....

furthermore, marisol has insisted on watching a 'prisoner' repeat, she is a huge fan of this australian tv show from the 1970s or sthmg like that full of english speakers in an australian jail, there's even an american actress in this show...... she tells me her son, jose (spanish for joseph), will be coming home at 4pm (he lives with her) -- he and i aren't talking much these days...... the point to stick around til that time would be to catch my buddy daniel the mechanic that lives on luxford road

a little more nuanced reporting from reuters on russia

http://news.yahoo.com/insight-hunger-strikes-industrial-russia-test-loyalty-putin-060436356.html;_ylt=AsxzoEN5Mi0wnzx0_HB6imOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTUya2l1NXQzBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDYTY0MTQwYjUtZmZhZi0zYmYwLWI1YzEtYjVlMzg1YjQ3NWY5BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyAzkyNjkzYjcwLTI3MTYtMTFlMi1hY2ZiLWFjN2M5ZTJkNDRhMA--;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

generally, reporting on russia provides the 'modern western journalist' with the perfect challenge to reveal what a limited moron he/she is.... that's why when this moronic little upstart comes to russia, and reports, we get the same old crap:  putin authoritarian, russia sux......... always very florid languid but very un-nuanced, really very limited reporting.... here benji reports on reporting by reuters that's a little more nuanced than the usual garbage the western media pumps out about russia -- here at least they make an effort to show some of the nuances in russian society instead of just telling us how backward and stupid the russians are in their florid, gay, uninformative language....

the main issue is that the western journalists come in with their own bigoted standpoints: if coming from australia they are bigoted pro-england, pro-english-monarchy, pro-england and normally cannot use english language properly, confounding brought with bought and such other hokey-isms.....

when coming from america, typically they are tokenist liberals that are anti-black except when it's tokenist pro-black and just generally ignorant, believing men to be evolved from monkeys

when arriving from italy, again, stupid, pro-catholic, pro-pope

the 'western journalists' do not appreciate or realize their own biases, but to the discerning reader, or just to basically anyone not from their own national bias, it's more than obvious

benjamin bratt on 'the talk'

remember benjamin bratt? he is memorable for only 2 things:

1) tapping julia roberts
2) being a regular on law and order


law and order is morbidly depressing, anybody would rather grab an arm from a dead corpse after a hurricane katrina clean-up only to have it sever from the socket and you fall over in the quagmire with  corpse's arm underneath you.... right?

duh! of course the latter is preferable as it's something unpleasant you can just get over and done with in a minute.... kind of like sex when you're not in the mood for it.....

anyway, what was funny? bratt up and says that 'modern family' is the most happening party in LA or sthmg like that.... that's obviously laughable and almost as funny as the black guy on ellen talking about punkin' and some guy..... this is where you need to understand the difference between delusionality and the absolute.... where benji's mind dwells, in the absolute.... a show like 'modern family' is unwatchable garbage.... it's just pure trash, the less you know about it the better, you wouldn't get all up close to a dog turd and stare at it close and then lick it to see if it tastes like crap, right? that's the same with 'modern family'......... might as well watch some dumb english rednecks on australian tv or some soap opera from turkey over that crap, right? duh!

but amazingly, the dummies on 'the talk' want to act like that obvious reality is non existent, therefore they are either pretending for the sake of business or else incredibly stupid or a combination on both....... considering the only smart thing we know bratt did was julia roberts, we can safely assume there's an element of the incredibly stupid in him...........

believe me, 'modern family' makers....... in 200 years from now, more people will be watching my pudsy videos than your lousy show (and if that shan't be the case, it won't be a positive reflection of the people's general taste or intelligence of 2212)..... that's for sure! see you next time pitiful moron losers! have a good one!

maintenant benjamin regardez le news-eaux en france 20 heures.... meme si, je trouve qu c'est plus facile comprendre le gen francais que vien de nouveau caledonie que la gen en france, quoi

cold chilling before a 10km run

laid back, watching greta van susterin on fox news at my momma's.... benji is a reformed fox news viewer..... thanks god for not having fox news if they're just gonna play 'avengers' commercials all the time, goddam commies..... dick morris is predicting a clean sweep for romney.... the thing is, it doesn't matter what these contributors say or predict.... they're never gonna get fired.....

some hours laters or horus later if u like mispellings, benji did his 10km run.... the last half kilometre wasn't easy...... then after that, sweating profusely, decided to visit my buddy horvat that lives near featherdale zoo in western sydney..... poor horvat is a shut-in that hasn't worked in years and gobbles psycho meds everyday and lets his cockroaches bread insanely........... was meaning to catch some football at some point at his crib but still no joy.... what we got instead was brad pitt hawking chanel number 5..... we've already covered what losers the ilk of pitt are, the helen hunts of this world, with their little anglo-saxon names and american passports and blonde hair and award ceremonies, we pity these losers, but as they are mostly harmless, we care not for them one way or the other..... however, in general, pitt is drawing a violation by even appearing on a tv screen that is playing during benji's line.... wherever benji steps or whatever benji does, that is benji's line.... when u appear on a tv visible from benji's line, against benji's better judgement, you are crossing benji's line.... cease and desist from this line mr. pitt, or benji will have no choice but to use force........

moving on, horvat mentioned sharon stone being a genius... this was after he raised the topic and benji casually stated, 'but she's a total dumb bitch, isn't she?'.... 'no, she has an IQ of 244,' horvat affirmed, 'my IQ is only 88,' he went on to say... well my my, 244 he says? must be wrong, must have meant 144.... anyway, maybe sharon stone is a genius.... what's interesting is that she crossed benji's 'line' on yahoo news today after years of lasting oblivion that is her lot and she does not offend.......

carry on and if anyone would like to be in a movie that isn't gay, just shoot benji an SMS: +61420782163

moving on, paul ryan, ryan has not crossed benji's line for better or worse until today, just a moment ago, and unfortunately, as we'd like to see romney/ryan win if only because they are republicans..... unfortunately, ryan also draws a violation:

http://news.yahoo.com/paul-ryan-says-obama-compromise-judeo-christian-western-045635969--abc-news-politics.html;_ylt=AgzqJiZXj02uU7EJ1jYrC9ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNsZDM2aGxwBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBGUARwa2cDYTczYTg1YWYtMWY0YS0zY2Y5LTg5ZTAtMjA5Yzk4YzNkZDRmBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN0b3Bfc3RvcnkEdmVyAzczMmY4ZWIzLTI3MzYtMTFlMi05ZmQ3LTc3ZTA1OWVkNmNhNw--;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

look at the headline, he is disregarding the 'separation of church and state' clause of america's constitution completely in order to curry favor with mentally ill voters (evangelists)... this is NOT cool ryan, and neither is that 'north face' jacket you're wearing.... put on a suit jacket and leave the 'north face' jackets for the taxi drivers of this world, which you are not

coolest dawg ever

  

check out how cool this dawgy is.... totally awesome, look at that tongue just almost stuck on the pavement.... what an easy life that little dawgy seems to have.... don't u get jealous sometimes when u see cat and dogs lazing around all day............. and do they achieve less than the makers of 'homeland' by lazing around all day? possibly not

well, there's not much hate to spew just yet but don't worry, we're sure to love to hate something, some one, some race or some gene pool or some nation or something soon, and when we do, we'll post it on this blog right here......... but this dawgie, we all love it

getting a baby bath

benji's parents representing white people on their wedding day in madrid in the late 1960s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw    (outkast - hey ya)


well today we scored a baby bath for my son to be which i have kind of decided i will call rafael regardless of what other people call it.... how we got it was quite a coincidence.... on the flight back from the eternal hell the catholics describe which in fact while seeming eternal and kind of was eternal in a sense, did in fact last not much longer than 2 years in bulgaria, on the flight back from bulgaria to australia around march 2009 - benji met some german woman on the flight and through her a russian woman from st petersburg that we hung out with a few times there in sydney in early 2009.... then who did it turn out to be from ebay today selling baby clothes but the one and the same russian woman which was actually a kind of buddy of benji's in early 2009 thnx to the german lady on da plane..... now this russian woman is a filmmaker animator and works on these big budget american californian movies that outsource some of their work to australians so she's some kind of filmmaking footsoldier that nobody knows about.... while she was selling us the baby bath, i asked her if she met robin williams, the american comedian, during the premier of some penguin movie of which she worked on most likely after the owl movie she was working on when benji first met her... she said he was at the premier but they didn't talk......... one of benji's ex-girlfriends, recently mentioned in this blog, also worked on the penguin movie happy feet although possibly not the sequel that the russian bath-tub woman worked on........ all of this is not relevant to much as benji cares naught for either movie but is always interested in the production side of filmmaking.... benji also asked the russian woman if the father of her little 7 month old baby, who was also present around the home at the time, was the same guy she mentioned she was dating 3 years ago when her and i were friends, she affirmed he was..... she certainly looks like a strong woman, and my mother in law once told me that russians are strong, healthy people and i would have to agree with that estimation.... on the other hand, my buddy recently visited in new zealand, that is 'colored' (as she describes it) south african, also tells me 'colored' south africans have very diverse, strong healthy genes and again, i would have to agree with her..... i certainly would not have a problem with having an african son or daughter in law.... just let it not be same sex 'union', e.g., with an artificial inseminated child from some unknown sponsor, no thanks

other friends this same day provided us with a play pen free for when the baby is old enough to crawl around, the one 3 foot perimeter play pen will provide boundaries/limits for the baby's movements

we also went to a bulgarian club meeting between bath tub and play pen...... whole bunch of bulgarians partying

benji's parents pictured above are university graduates in law and botany respectively.... in this picture, the featured botany is commonly referred to as 'bush' in australia