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howdy bitches..... hi dr. nick

bold and fresh flagon

what's up bitches? recently lost a black and red coffee thermos flagon as it fell of top of car after leaving it there, that's probably how the bold and fresh flagon went missing (pictured above) -- we can't even remember where it went now.... this picture is from xmas 2011, the 27th.... i would have been smiling due to recovery from a terrible hangover on the 25th (and 26th!) on that day as i remember i spent xmas day recovering in bed (immobile) after drinking a bottle of whisky at a xmas eve party with some bulgarians...... i remember watching pulp fiction in bed on the 25th and not leaving it and being crippled by pain......... that was the last time i drank big....... i got drunk about twice since then but nothing major and that was over 3 and a half years ago if you can't count or are a time-traveller so as you can see, we haven't been drinking much alcohol lately........

THAT CHRISTIAN business where you touch the hem and get a reward isn't Kosher

lately on this past weekend the main preacher from my church made a nasty joke about me using my baby as a human shield while goalkeeping during a soccer game and i found that highly offensive afterwards, although not particularly at the time........ so what would Jesus do? i'm sure Jesus would have better things to do than bitch about bitchy things like that....... also i'm sure Jesus wouldn't give a rat's arse about Christianity if it's only to be a bitch-arse bitcher bitching social club for bitches....... surely there must be more to it....... despite having started to develop some relationships at my church which i've been attending since last easter...... i'm not gonna tolerate this shit from minister cocks (that's his name), i'm happy to turn the other cheek so i'll be happy to see him again at soccer games but i'm not gonna listen to him preach every week if he just insults me out of church........also, i have mentioned many times on this blog, most anglo-saxon and anglo-american christians don't have an understanding of reincarnation or christianity, karma, responsibility, the Law, etc..... they want to just say, 'i believe in Jesus, ergo i'm saved, i don't need to worry about my sins, my way of being, anything, i've repented, i sing the praises of Jesus, i'm good with God now'................  when one in twenty-five catholic priests are practicing paedophiles and the anglican church is also battling abuse scandals..... it's clear the church is confused about a lot of things......... i'm not anti-church and anti-efforts to be christian, however, so i'll start exploring other churches of which i know little or nothing, such as the seventh day adventists.......... see what happens when you go running your mouth though, you muddy up the waters.......... now i will miss out on all kinds of fellowship with other members of this church i'd been going to because i don't want to play uncle Tom to massa' anglo-saxon man and his snide bigotry.......... this country australia will never go forward like that......... with all that deference and grovelling to the english and their hereditary titles, they'll always be losers here..........losers are as losers do............ i'll still be happy to attend church day-care activities on wednesdays

the israelis........... minister cocks was saying something interesting last sunday from the old testament, abraham, etc, somewhere it says in the bible the israelis will not be the genetic issue of abraham but the followers in spirit or something like that......... not sure what that means........... minister cocks went on to say all kinds of garble about israel after that so we'll put him to one side again on that score........... anyway, the jews over in palestine, did try a cease fire with their enemies the hamas people........ it didn't work out for them...... i still say i don't know why they want a land border (checkpoint/crossing point) with jordan, gaza strip, egypt, lebanon, anywhere........... jews are crazy anyway, regarding obsessive compulsive disorder....... they have it......... bigtime...........but they're serious about what they want......... recently read up on one of the women important in politics there......... her name's Livi or something like that......... her parents were the first to marry, i think, after israel stated nationhood there in 1947.........her parents fought against the english who were the first to try to thwart their nationhood......probably killed a bunch of english soldiers........ she's been active in israeli politics for a long time, in the Knesset....... she formed her own party recently....... she's born in july sometime, after the 4th.......can't remember her name, all these israeli jews have funny sounding names anyway, they remind me of african americans except they're white

i note the simpsons were on recently with a funny episode about bart becoming a fertility adviser and practicing voodoo with pentagrams, etc.......... and disney had a charming episode about a karate dojo which was a spoof on the karate kid movie with its sweep the leg motifs, etc, which is also a motif of this blog which i might change soon to: 'let me show you how they do it in the pros'........ anyway, despite enjoying disney the past year since becoming reacquainted with it last july in murcia, spain....... i must say i am concerned about these kids we see in disney in case they are surrounded by predator paedophile handlers like corey haim warned people about and as is seen in catholic churches worldwide.........it's on the FBI to put an end to it

Israeli cabinet meets in half hour to discuss cease fire or continue war

go for a ceasefire! Violence begets violence!

let me show you how we do it in the pros

everyone that hasn't been living in a cave outside Kabul has seen and loved Happy Gilmore right? probably even a big part of the arab world has seen and loved this movie....... it's a real gem, probably one of the greatest comedy movies ever made..........

recently we got the hankering to see shooter mcgavin saying: ''let me show you how we do it in the pros'' and then sink his putt..... he's quite an amusing character........ very highly amusing.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KRTF4H25DU  (christopher mcdonald interview)

you can watch an light-hearted interview mcdonald does about the shooter character........ whilst publicizing a new movie for director will bakke......... now we just found out yesterday about the existence of singer SIA and today about the existence of Will Bakke, both of whom are successful in 'hollywood' music and film, respectively......... it seems Bakke has made a few interesting looking movies, and not having heard or known anything about them, until right now, we'll take the trouble to watch at least one (starting with the christian holiday in europe one - beware of christians), and probably more than one of them, in the not too distant future..........we'll need a friend with unlimited internet to burn them to disc so it will take a while but we'll get back to you on it.......... nowadays we don't watch many movies, but are still interested to peruse www.imdb.com and read the synopsis of new releases to see what's coming out

benjamin stadler's nirvana movie 'soaked in bleach' in which he accuses courtney love of murdering kurt cobain has been finished and is awaiting distribution, which somehow, may never come about........courtney will be in sydney playing at the enmore theatre around mid august and we tried asking her for free tickets for that over the internet but would be surprised to get any..... no matter

let me show you how we do it in the pros

recently we learnt that the famous russian director in the soviet union, sergei eisenstein, was a gay guy who was married to a woman and had little affairs with other men........... homosexuality was frowned upon during stalinist times so alot of men just stayed married to their wives and had affairs with men on the side......... eisenstein, director of 'battleship potemkin' was apparently one of these guys and appreciated by stalin....... apparently judy garland had a husband like this too, one of her five hubbies......... well i'm looking forward to coming out of the closet soon! the TAXI closet! after five years of being closeted in a sydney taxi, i'm looking forward to finally extracting myself from that closet and entering the cloister of a truck of some description, sans folks.......... driving test this tuesday cometh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXQMoyhPNJA  (why people hate jews)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcu3qb6J_5c   (soaked in bleach)

is Judaism/Amishness a stupid religion?

most people these days don't care much for religion and couldn't even tell you the names of all of santa Claus' reindeer........ you'd be lucky if they could even remember Blitzer's name.......... likewise, most people don't know much about the Amish except they're those people that don't use electricity and dress like the 19th century and live in Pennsylvania and get around with horse and buggy........likewise, the offshoot and sister religion of Amishness, Judaism, is generally unknown to most people

just as people who say negative things about the fashion sense of the Amish are referred to as anti-Amies (pronounced like the name Amy but in plural form), people who say bad things about the sister religion of Amishness, Judaism, are referred to as anti-Semites

with Judaism, the nearest the thing got to not being some kind of Obsessive Compulsive Psychiatric Disorder was when Moses gave them the 10 commandments......... there's even a book that tries explaining the parting of the red sea as controlled by flying saucers with anti-gravity technology that had Moses' back.......... most jews probably can't believe the parting of the red sea miracle literally........... but while it would be possible for flying saucers to part the red sea...........the only sense of logic out of the story is not that the Jews are God's chosen people anymore than the people of Mauritius are, but that God was trying to save the Jews from their Obsessive Compulsive disorder by giving them 10 simple rules to live by

unfortunately, Obsessive Compulsive disorder runs deep with the jews and nowadays, to state this obvious fact is to be an anti-semite.......... how Obsessive Compulsive are the Jews? to give you an idea........ there are rules and laws, so arcane and ridiculous, you wouldn't even believe them, but here goes anyway: if a Jew, married and with children, has more than one square yard of soil connected to his home, he must consecrate it with a gnome and seven rubber duckies........ the rubber duckies must be used one at a time, successively, after the second new moon after the birth of the firstborn child in the family, in their bath-tub, before being dedicated to surrounding the gnome in the garden plot, albeit a tiny one of only one square yard..........there are also complicated rules for the placement of each rubber ducky around the gnome and complicated rules for what kind of garden gnome is acceptable............. if a jewish family or any family consisting of at least one jew, by race or conversion, does not have one square yard of soil nearby their home, they must grab a pinch of salt, throw it over their left shoulder, turn around three times on the same spot, slap their hands onto their thighs and say, 'pitter, patter, pitter, patter, hug me not!'

that to me says Obsessive Compulsive Disorder......... that's a bona-fide psychiatric disorder...... sadly, zionism, politics, american-ism versus european-ism, jew versus arabism is all conspiring to dilute and distort the true psychiatric definition of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, however, modern day Judaism, is fraught with these Obsessive Compulsive rituals commonly seen on tv shows like Dr. Phil

in fact the schism between Jewishness and Amishness was in fact over these very points of order

the wizard of oz (1939)

is on the tv..........haven't ever seen this movie in its entirety before but it does seem absolutely charming to watch a little of it...... but reality is important to me, to quote NWA and reading about Judy Garland's life......she does seem to have been a really crazy bitch.......... i would call a crazy bitch a woman that marries five times, as Judy Garland did........... didn't even realize her daughter was Liza Minelli....... will have to read up on that later some more, and the nation Zambia........... isn't Liza Minelli famous for being that new-age space cadet time actress no-one can actually remember any of her roles?????

anyway, random memory, one time i was in the 6th grade.......my brother and sister were graduating their senior year of high school that year........we were all going to the same school, i went there since pre-school.....and left at the end of grade 9 with three years of high school to go......... i had memories of my sister raquel at that school from when i was just like 6 or 7 years old i guess, one time i remember a hot day and she bought me a drink, i didn't have any money and would have just drank from the tap.... it was an act of kindness........there was some love between her and i, however my other sister, me and her never had much love for eachother ever.......... anyway, i was in grade 6 and watching raquel perform as dorothy in the wizard of oz musical the school was putting on..........actually it was called 'oz' and i think it was a re-write of the musical by michael jackson....... maybe not by michael jackson but it was definitely basically a version of the wizard of oz......... my sister raquel enjoyed performing and felt comfortable of stage........ i performed once as the big bad wolf in a school play like the year before that and generally felt comfortable of stage in debating club or whatever....... although i recently had a bout of stage fright during a stand up comedy routine i ad-libbed on an open night mic, that wouldn't deter me from doing more of the same, i just don't have time for that business........... anyway, raquel was performing very well........ her music teacher at the school was also a close friend of hers and this woman actually visited russia during the 1980s she said, when communism was still on there, and brought a suitcase full of jeans to sell there in russia, she reported that at her first hotel, her jeans dissappeared and a note and some cash was left in the suitcase, the hotel maid had taken care of the sale for her....... i tried explaining this story to my mother in law last year while she was staying here with us but not sure if she grasped it well, my bulgarian isn't 100%....... i never mentioned my sister either........as my sister has suicided, i only ever refer to her as 'a friend of mine' in conversation in mentioning something about her life like her smoking pot in malaysia when she was living there or whatever...........

anyway so Raquel was performing as Dorothy in the wizard of oz, just like Judy Garland..........singing songs and what not.......my 6th grade class was sitting cross-legged on the amphi-theatre floor watching her and i mentioned to the girl sitting next to me, one of my class-mates of many years standing (we were about 11 years old at the time) that the player on the stage was my sister......... she was really surprised and told the teacher who was also very surprised.......... the reason my brother was in the same grade as her was that he'd repeated a year due to having left school the year before to work for a printing company......... i remember the two of them were living at home for at least part of that year and raquel put my brother's head through a sheetrock wall in a headlock after arguing about using the iron......... to this day my heirloom reminders of raquel are her iron, probably she had it in malaysia too and her japanese tea cups............ i generally kept my mouth shut about my family at school as they were highly unusual, coming and going from home frequently to live with foster carers or religious brothers in my brothers case..........

well i daresay i like this wicked witch of the west with her green skin, she seems to be an interesting looking character....... i remember from previous viewings the wizard of oz is actually some guy pulling levers and hoodwinking people into thinking he's big and scary with smoke and mirrors

well i caught up with an old friend today, hadn't seen him in about 2 years so that was a good day

to be fair to my other sister, i do remember she stretched her $1 weekly pocket money to buy a 20cent wagon wheel chocolate biscuit treat every weekday whereas i'd blow my money quickly so she did seem to be a good planner...... i think i just didn't like her much....... anyway when you're a kid you don't think much in terms of not liking someone.... i didn't actively dislike her, she just wasn't warm to me and things go a lot worse after she left home....... i also remember her playing an electric organ we had at home, before she moved out, she had some musical talent and could play piano........ this electric organ had different buttons to overlay beats on the piano notes, like samba music, jazz, etc..... come to think of it, i also recall visiting her in amsterdam when i was 16 and she was living there with her dutch hubby, she was 21 at the time.... i recall she was very proud of her electric organ playing skills on that occasion

well dorothy is back in kansas, that's nice..... hadn't seen this part of the movie until now...... happy to live near missouri........ lucky people - but judy garland had a crazy life anyway

bla bla bla and the cia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAQCHZpM_3I  (beastie boys)

'sup sluts?  ok first some random memories....... driving some nurse two nights ago who was bird-sitting i remembered something i'd completely forgotten: i used to have a pet canary.....can't remember what happened to it........or what happened to the baby mice i had bred.........just can remember they had transparent skin, were numerous, and you could see their hearts.......... don't remember who killed them off but someone must have........maybe my old man...... can't remember....... not relevant..........also, becoming a dad, with the baby business, it reminded me of my earliest memory and when i first started acting that i can remember, being under 2 years of age, i suppose, and having a pile of hand-me-down charity clothes as bed linen in my crib........and kind of burrowing under it.......can actually remember that

keeping track of money made to spend at ikea!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEQTJV_3-w  (led zeppelin -- same drum riff as above)

ikea was found dead in the 1980s by rappers beastie boys and run dmc

ok so moving on to the cia, again, not relevant to my life either at all....... they have come up a little in the media.......first of all they've invited ellen degenerate to take a selfie with them outside their lair in virginia....... secondly, they're tweeting that over 60,000 feet or so of altitude you'll implode......... thirdly, and this is the only thing of interest, unless ellen gets her selfie done, they're complaining about the food at their cafeteria, i strongly suggest they get a cafeteria that imitates an ikea cafeteria to the last detail, just for kicks, that'd be really cool.......... fourthly they have some museum no-one is invited to hidden underneath the bat cave and they let yahoo news go see it recently, the main thing of interest was how they hid their stuff around and about their museum


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFvYm-i3vls    (run dmc, dazzling in their brilliance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOMUjX56xIk   (the dear leader: mike jones, who single-handedly won world war 2 for everyone, tipping on 44s)

kill paedo

sup bitches........ finished working mighty early tonight, had an early mark......business has died so much lately as of 2 months ago when the govt. here announced their budget, you just couldn't get university students from midnight to 3am like before, they're all scared.......... so looking to become a truck driver soon and taking steps......... anyway the people are too rude, especially with mobile phones

got home a while ago and had to walk to apartment with one boot on as the zip buckle on the recently bought boot came off and the zip wouldn't budge without it.......took an eternity to fasten a substitute buckle, in this case a key ring ring from my heavy key-chain that my son is so enamoured by........ while fiddling around in this wise, we noticed kill bill was on the tv, re-running......with the pai mei business..........whiffy went to sleep, a little before 11pm here and now the one-eyed custard chucker hannah is punching away at the beatrice kiddo.........it's emblematic of douche-wood (hollywood) reeling from one paedophilia scandal to the next one supposes........ anyway, these kinds of kung fu scenes are all the rage in the movies and there's always some guy that orchestrates them......... yawn..........so about the boot......... the reason to buy them, the good one and the bad one, was to ride motorbike.........very recently bought a helmet for $70 and looking to buy gloves soon so it won't be long before my carbon footprint goes down......... i have to study for my truck knowledge test next week asap...........

one of my customer's tonight was saying he sat next to ian thorpe at school, i actually dropped him next to the ian thorpe aquatic centre, i don't know he was telling the truth though, he may have been full of shit....... he said he couldn't believe ian thorpe was gay either, and that he wasn't............. who cares anyway

so now the hannah had both eyes plucked out.......... the pai mei did her one eye and the kiddo the other one...... that's nice countryside in arizona there or whereever it is, reminds me of my 2 months there during the last world cup in 2006.........

there was some movie with the beatrice kiddo on the tv in spain last summer, a year ago exactly now more or less....... she was with some brunette, slightly chubby, and they were both into the same guy and there's one scene where some guy, not sure which guy........ explains how a cello bow is worth a fortune or something and then calls the kiddo woman a 'dumb bitch' and he is all hollering at her, i was actually cheering at loud at that point! that was a highlight of that woman's career... no maybe that was the perfume commercial she made, again, can't remember who for, 'miracle', bitch?....... what will st. peter say to that woman at the pearly gates when she dyes? [sic]..... possibly donning sunglasses in gataca or whatever it was called, can't even remember what that movie was about.......... man once i get over kiddie moped bike and have my full license like in a year or two or so, one day will buy a sick-arse motorbike, that's gonna be hella cool doing 110kph on that thing

a picture similar to this graced my wall in paris back when living a 1 boulevard pershing at porte maillot

have since flicked over to 20/20, also with the volume down, a program we don't normally watch, due to work and not watching much tv these days anyway....... has anyone ever read that book white fang by jack london? what a great book...... in it somewhere, he explains that the huskies like the side by side, pair formation, shown above, but do not like the fan shape formation as the rear dogs nip at the heels of the dogs in front of them....... that must be such an amazing lifestyle, maybe one day i'll get to do that in my retirement....... did you know in russia there are businesses to cater for multi-millionaires with fetishes to experience unusual things, like being a tram driver in vienna or a homeless person in paris? they can satisfy these whims via a very special travel agency catering to the uber wealthy.....maybe some of them go husky driving in the yukon too

flick, started doing practice tests, gonna pass this thing first time, david spade is on the tv now, gave it some sound, talking about the supermoon......he's got a brown tweed styled suit jacket with blue pants and a green tie........ now he's talking about his son harry.......who is about 87 years younger than him........ will let you know when it becomes necessary to mute the tv.......that was a big arse moon though dave, must admit to that, saw it yesterday and was surprised.....this must be a very recent spade........ now he's talking about planet of the apes.... ooop, didn't take long, talking about lebron......... who cares?....... got 2 study anyway.... despite muting the spade, will still be willing to condescend to comment on their creativity or lack thereof as the show progresses while taking sample questions for truck license.... actually i have a little holiday scheduled for 2nd half of october to tasmania and i see myself riding my little motorbike and big truck around in those days, happily oblivious to the rude fools that make taxi driving unbearable.... fools like spade and co who don't know when to keep their phone calls to themselves.......nietzschian parasites, 'last-men before the superman', 'ineradicable parasites', to quote nietzsche (again)

actually, the only thing that comes to mind watching the spade is that light southern california surfer rock sounding song from the doors: you're lost little girl   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr52gvGmv5g

looks like lost little girl is talking to kurt russell now....... can't remember any of his movies, thank god, that's a sign of liberation.......... but it seems he was recently on tv and they were saying he was actually married to the same woman for 25 years or something which is highly unusual amongst the movie star people although alot of them cheat on their wives anyway so who knows or even cares...............