new digs

backyard with tent 

thank God for my new home and stop living with that stupid worthless russian cyka of a mother in law, i hope she chokes on a bone (not literally), i'll crap on her grave one day! (probably literally)... what's wrong with that russian woman, tsar Putin? did some nasty anti-Mensheviks drag away her father when she was a little girl? that her issue? go dig up some records and report back, something loud and clear, let me know.... or else

now observe between the tent and little storage unit you'll see a blue camping chair (the tent is for first few nights at my dig), the view from that blue seat, facing the humble garden is another masterpiece of God, insects, flies, summertime sun, splashes of shade and wind kissing the leaves, thank God God is a MAN!  not a woman! can you imagine if God was a WOMAN? well that's actually what we have here on Earth with a lot of people in the west, hence the dysfunction, but my God is a MAN! Good on you God!

look at this by mozart, what a wonderful piece of artistry... it's in english too, never heard the meaning of this song until now but it's very amusing........... papageno is having woman issues with papagena so decides to decorate a tree with a hanging corpse of himself....... he looks like a bird because he's a bird-catcher! that's his disguise.... the music is very pleasing --- and the lyrics too - quite amusing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIdTirLolM  (magic flute)

el divorcio

well the stupid bitch i married and had a kid with insists on separating

i really feel betrayed......... also i lament the position i now find myself in......... my main reason for not suiciding is that as i firmly believe in reincarnation, i do not see the need to end my life at this point as i do not wish my subsequent human experiences after that to be as a helpless baby, than an infant, than a teenager after that.......... i do not need to have those human experiences next..........as my childhood was sufficiently unhappy, as was my youth, to not want to repeat it........

you know, if americans weren't so stupid, i would have married an american woman a long time ago, but they're all too busy getting that cunts rubbed up by DHS people every time they fly like the dumbarses that they are so fuck them

being thoroughly betrayed by a stupid russian, make me wonder if i shouldn't go live in russia and continue to get fucked up the arse by that treacherous and miserably pathetic race...... maybe i will, i have no idea

i don't even know what example to represent to my son, should i set an example that says, yes, it's okay for women to pretend they have dicks and run around like little swarthy lesbian dykes, dictating their terms neverendingly, should i tow that line, like a little bitch, and act in a way that condones it? wouldn't it be better just to leave my son, given his mother refuses to maintain a normal marital relationship and leave him to the world and let him discover for himself what worthless, treacherous whores women are? possibly

i have to do something, that's for sure........ i guess i'll stick around some more and accumulate some more money and see how i like being an absentee father and loser to the western dream of female supremacy in affairs of marriage and child-rearing

if you're reading this God, i hope you're happy with what you have created......... i shake my fist at you! you know it's true.........but that's meaningless anyway, since God is everything, fist, air, hell, heaven, all states of mind, everything in one......... so why bother dragging God into this.........

i don't want to become a dissipate, fucking all kinds of stupid 20 something year old bitches just for sex and becoming a drunk and possibly a pothead again........ i don't think i should repeat that bullshit, i am too old at 37 to spend years chasing after 20 something year old beaver and slamming shots down........ already i am drinking vodka and have gotten one 20 something year old hottie's phone number........

i'm sure lots of divorced guys go through, have gone through, and will go through what i'm going through

unfortunately, i think this western business we have of women not obeying their husbands is really betraying us...... there was even a commercial in america, political, some woman criticizing some republican guy as taliban dan brown or whatever his name was, for saying that women should submit to their husbands.... well they should, and if only the taliban realizes it then they were right and george bush was wrong.......... at least in that point of argument..............

it's funny for people to proclaim to be judeo-christian to reject the notion of women obeying their husbands, since it's a big part of the bible anyway

it just goes to show that people are a joke and you just cannot win, doesn't matter what you do......... it's depressing to think about it

commenting on the famous journalist Forbes Bootsworth's recent polemic comments on USA today network

the famous journalist Forbes Bootsworth, made some very polemic statements recently which have set off a flurry of internet blogs and talk back commentary, he said it's not fair to compare march hares with bunny wabbits because the two are from different genetic backgrounds.

Immediately PETA was up in flames, so to speak, decrying his discriminatory statements and they immediately lodged a lawsuit against him.

The Association for the Easter Bunny (A4DEB) were not impressed either as a great many of their members were march hares and found Bootsworth's comments vile and reprehensible.

On Capitol Hill, both leftists and rightists were thoroughly incensed by the seemingly hateful remarks, citing it as another example of racial vilification.

Even the Society for Chocolate Bunny Wabbits representing the dairy farmers' union couldn't keep silent, immediately calling for Bootsworth's resignation, 'we will not be happy until he quits journalism, period,' they said in a statement.

What's the big deal? That's Benji's question, obviously, this is not considered to be a culturally aware question, which is why no-one pays Benji for his insights, but really, who cares? March hare, bunny wabbit, so what if they do have some genetic differences, isn't that normal? What's the big deal? Can someone please inform Benji what the big deal is?

Las Vegas cabbie returns $300,000 left in back seat of his car

http://news.yahoo.com/las-vegas-cabbie-turns-300-000-left-back-024856193.html

he 'just wanted to do the right thing'..... but the money came from gambling, which is the WRONG thing...... of course it's tempting to do the 'right thing'..... call me the anti-christ, or just dishonest, but if i had thought KEEPING ALL of that money was the right thing then that's what i would have done....... and maybe it WOULD have been the right thing to do...... won't know until it happens.......... and who knows? How did the claimant prove he actually WON that money? it's easy for him to say he WON it gambling, and what if the claimant didn't actually leave his money there? who the hell leaves $300,000 in the back seat of a taxi for Christ's sake????

let's change the topic to jewish morals, observe the following scenario:

Shmendrick is a part-time Jew.... he rarely observes Chavas, rarely observes Hannakuh, rarely attends official Synagogue events like Bar-Mitzvahs, etc........ he doesn't believe much in a kind of Jewish God, preferring to believe instead in a less anthro-promorphic God (less human like), however, in all of his thinking, habits, acts, etc, he is a fine upstanding man, an excellent father, a good husband, a generous sharer of his wealth with the less fortunate........ if he doesn't understand some doctrinal matter, he prefers not to think about it and keeps an open mind..........one day Shmendrick goes to the synagogue to light a candle for his dead great-grandmother, more on a whim, than anything else.......... there, at the door, a 3rd party employee employed by the Synagogue who isn't a Jew, tells Shmendrick he may not enter the synagogue as he is innappropriately dressed, specifically because he isn't wearing any side tassles........

then Shmendrick notices a guy enter the door of the Synagogue, he recognizes the guy as someone he once heard was rumored to have a good, upstanding public profile within the Jewish community, but who keeps a mistress clothed and sheltered, unbeknownst to his social relations and his own family........Shmendrick has this from a very reliable source but has no interest in disturbing the man's social reputation or marriage by revealing his secret.....the other guy doesn't recognize Shmendrick at all, as he rarely attends social Jewish events....... however, he is allowed admittance as he is wearing the prescribed hip tassles.........

what is the moral of this story?

now let's observe some chinese morality, five chinamen go into a chinese restaurant in iraq........ they are in iraq on business, they are NOT from communist china and they are all black belts in some chinese martial art......... all they want are some chicken dumplings, that's not even a lot to ask for, they think to themselves.... when they get to the restaurant, it turns out there isn't even one chinese person working at the place, despite its boast of being a chinese restaurant, the chinese guys do not consider themselves to be racist and they do not want to discriminate against anyone, but they just don't know if an iraqi can make a proper chicken dumpling, regardless of their religion, sunni/shi-ite/christian or ethnicity, assyrian/kurd/arab/whatever......... after struggling to order in arabic, why doesn't anyone there even speak any chinese? the guys sit down, wait way too long for their food and then when the chicken dumplings arrive, they are no good, they taste like they've been made with newspaper for filling, instead of chicken...... these chinese guys aren't even from communist china, so they are used to the rule of law and have never seen a chicken dumpling made from newspaper pulp instead of chicken, despite this being a popular way for dumpling purveyors to save money in communist china......... finally, the chinese guys had had enough and start swinging round-house kicks and flying jump kicks and throwing some kind of karate chops and alot of waiters end up on the floor.........

who, if anyone, is a racist in this story? why?

dear santa

thanks for all the south park episodes, have really enjoyed them today, the michael jackson one, the killer guinea pigs, the one where cartman toilet papers the art teacher's house........ would it be too much to ask for a news report stating that Alan Colmes is walking around Chelsea and sees a couple of guys (above) after a busy day shooting reality TV and they ask him the time but he thinks they're making a sexual advance, coz it's Chelsea and then they beat him because they think he's disrespecting them but it was all a big misunderstanding, and then Steven Seagull gets the holiday blues because his 19th wife leaves him coz it's christmas and pigs don't fly so he decides to go to Chelsea to try the grape for a change and then he sees Alan Colmes discriminating against a couple of innocent guys busy after a day of reality TV shooting so he runs to their defense and beats up Holmes some more.......... is that too much to ask Santa? 

fuck Alan Colmes, fuck him!

that's what you want to tell the crack pipe hitting voiceover announcer guy every time he starts with his bullshit.

and then say: we hope he gets pursued by a monstrous female lesbian gorilla next time he goes to the zoo, and we wish we could watch the pursuit and label Holmes the great taboo, 'descriminater' for running from the furry beast. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that scenario, let me tell you.

English redneck and uncle tom Americans declare a race war against Hispanics

black and white America are currently at war with Hispanics in America based on purely racial prejudices. Families are being torn apart under the satanic rule of congress and the presidency and the courts.

Let us solemnly invoke with the full force of our trust in him the power of God now to overcome this race enemy of the spanish people on American territory. Que asi sea.

can you imagine? The arch fuckwits jimmy fallon there with the eunuchs john Stewart and the bitch arse female with an Adams apple Colbert, the epitome of human failure, parasiting yearly from hard working Hispanics with families to support until they are ungratefully evicted by the scum of the earth u.s. Government!

and then these redneck anglos and Swede hybrids with uncle tom have the audacity to invoke"prayers" and "god"! To the devil with these abominations. May mother nature crush them in a storm!

Hugs.