Putin and his dopey wives

 So he has the first wife who he was married to for like thirty years, super long time, and their two grown up kids, hiding out in a nuclear war proof bunker near the Altai mountains, if the rumours are true. So just in case it's a full-scale nuclear war, they'll be ok. What a relief.

The new Mrs, the young hotty super glamourous Olympic gold medalist gymnast is kicking it with the four kids (yes four), in Switzerland, apparently. Switzerland apparently is a fortress from nuclear winds. This could indicate Vlad might be confident of not losing them, in the inevitable event of a nuclear war.

Switzerland: nuclear fortress,

https://youtu.be/ha66FfC-N18

I say down with the mafia state in Russia. Vote in that dissident Alexai Navalnoy and get a proper two party system there and free media. Dopey Russian cleptocratic dictatorship de mierda! Annoying!

¡Me cago en diez joder!

Better check in with Her Majesty. Holler. The self checkout at the supermarket coughed up twenty cents randomly even though I paid electronically with a second replacement card of two now mysteriously disappearing and reappearing bank cards. Of course Her Majesty's likeness is a graven image on each coin in Australia. Had just paid a grand in cash twenty paces from said twenty cents coin dispensing machine for my own personal mooring block and chain and buoy for the Red Herring (giving me moor, mo-mo-m-m-m-m-m-moor). I still think Prince Charles should abdicate and make way for William before all the coins get re-pressed. Just my personal opinion. I think Her Majesty is doing pretty well considering her age, surviving coronavirus. Unfortunately it could still create complications for Her Majesty however her health is admirable.

news.com.au: Putin hiding lover and kids in Europe.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/putin-reportedly-hiding-lover-and-children-in-europe-switzerland/news-story/f8e9a8bbb97f7b03c55fe3c3beb86c93

 

I would not be surprised if Her Majesty and Mr Putin come into relationship with each other in their next lifetimes, that's for sure. Not as a couple I meant as members of the same family. Obviously not with the current age difference either. Putin isn't that young however, but his wife is. I think he's not ageing well this Putin. I wouldn't be surprised if he's annoyed by a lack of youthful vigor he was accustomed to. Seems like a devoted family man, however.

PEOPLE: Prince Charles Gives Update on Queen Elizabeth's COVID Recovery: 'She's a Lot Better Now'.

https://people.com/royals/prince-charles-gives-update-queen-elizabeth-covid-recovery/

Benji battlespace: putting on our Da Vinci©πBuffalo Bill® night vision goggles

Donning:

https://youtu.be/ovQk7fd4_Co

The Budapest memorandum:

https://youtu.be/iazbkT46JeY

Sometimes you have to bomb shit, here you can watch the Pentagon getting bombed:

https://youtu.be/0SL2PzzOiF8

Benji's CIA Pentagon best bet:

Take up some drones and block the roads into Ukraine from Belorussia and Russia on the northern front. Block their convoys at the other end up north also, ie near Kiev. Mention Budapest memorandum if anyone asks. Fly out. Only used unmanned drones. Don't ask don't tell.

Fox News Greg Gutfeld discusses mother in law and evil in the same paragraph, time for Dick Cheney?

Greg discussing mother in law and evil in the same paragraph:

https://youtu.be/jJ9G1oRYvKM

As soon as he mentioned evil I immediately thought of Dick Cheney on Leno dressed as Darth Vader:

https://youtu.be/66FRAcBu9PA

In other news I'm still extremely dissatisfied with myself for my choice of running mate in the presidency of life (extremely subnormal/dopey Mrs, no point being disappointed with her for being extremely ignorant and subnormal, that's just who she is, time to face reality and come to terms with my self-dissappointment). Maybe I would have been happier married to Dick dressed as Darth Vader all day (very likely). Just self tested negative to covid. Still feeling fairly easily fatigued but ready to give bus driving a shot on Monday.

Covid-19 pound weight loss

Ok so it's been since Tuesday morning of last week and it's soon 11 days after initial illness after I sleep tonight, it being around bedtime now. So coming on 11 days sick. Hoping to get back into the swing of things on day thirteen, Monday.

I have shed a whopping 19 pounds, to put it the American (pre 1969 Australian way). 19 pounds! Imagine how much weight that was to carry around everyday plus how taxing it was on my backbone, heart, muscles in general. I mean I had pretty good cardiovascular health, a lot better than now. But all that fat was just horrible really. Even my little daughters, 7 & 5 were calling me a fat pig on a regular basis in the most matter of fact terms that it could not be reasonably refuted. (Ie telling them to 'shut up you dopey trashbags' would have been grossly inappropriate and injust.)

I'm definitely not in six pack territory however if I can lose another fifteen pounds that's going to be fairly slim and trim. Not sure how I would maintain that but really it's all about portion control. Just eat half a lemon and drink tea all day.

One thing that was grossly wrong was drinking half a gallon of milk like everyday in coffees. That's too much milk: half a gallon a day, however this has been normal behavior for me in Australia, at least two pints a day. I did not do this in China, America, Spain, France, Bulgaria, South Korea. It's definitely a bad 'stay-at-home' habit that I have to stop. I need to avoid milk almost altogether. The way cows are constantly kept pregnant in industrial settings, to produce more milk just seems wrong and unhealthy.

I do not care to give up meat, however as a practicing Muslim I suppose I can eschew all non halal red and white meat. Normal healthy portions for me are like one hamburger a day, with an egg and meat, some cheese, maybe a very small side of vegetables. Then just snack on some fruit or nuts, something light.

Covid 19 has been an absolute God send so far as it has arrested my greedy appetite.

I need to avoid processed foods/sugar. No yoghurt from the supermarket (criminal sugar), no soft drinks (too much sugar). No coke Zero (bloating/stretching). Stop drinking coffee at all just switch to tea all day with lemon and honey. I can totally do this. I have been fasting or eating super light for almost eleven days now and feeling great! So much weightloss. Being a fatty sux.

 

Ukraine war, update:

Russian soldiers looting Ukrainian grocery stores, stealing strong cash boxes (safes):

https://youtu.be/OoM5yx1IVFY

Did they only bring three days food?

According to Belorussian president attack map, Moldova is also supposed to be annexed:

https://youtu.be/aBh1px-7erM

Judging by the current Russian tactics, either occupy peacefully telling everybody to stay inside, or heavy bombardment, terrify locals into submission, it seems the Russians are looking to occupy long term and also occupy Moldova which means basically extending Russia's border all the way to NATO and turning Ukraine into a Belorussia.

Here's an interesting DW German documentary on three Ukrainian female soldiers in the war in Donbas prior to the Russian 24/2/22 invasion. (Post Russian annexation of Crimea).

https://youtu.be/axXrIb__qPw

I don't believe the Russian government or intelligentsia when they talk about wanting to liberate Russians in Kharkiv or Donbas or Transnistiya. In fact they're probably killing a ton of them and there will be plenty of ethnic Russians moving against them. The Russians under Putin are a gullible, ignorant people. If their leadership bombs Russian people in 1999 or 2000 and says it was the Chechens and use it as a pretext to bomb Chechnya, then the people believe it. The Russian population are a population of suckers that believe everything their dopey government tells them. This problem has no solution without regime change in Russia. It's going to be years of sanctions against the Russians unless they want to drop a nuke. The Russian population is all going to switch over to cryptocurrency by the looks of it. If the Russians drop a nuke on NATO it's going to be a war that ends their government with a treaty. 

Few in the Russian intelligentsia could believe that their government could run a false flag operation and bomb their own people, because they're suckers. The government in Russia are a bunch of dopey self serving cleptocrats under the clepto-tyrant Putin. What do we have democracy for if not to push back against these dopey 20th century relics?

Putin super clear two months ago: did not want NATO creeping eastward, Western countries worried about transgender rights in the meantime

 Two months ago, super clear:

https://youtu.be/MOkl2XgZlw0

Covid recovery? Scary moment

 

Had arranged by email with my boss to get back to work 130pm then woke up 2am Wednesday needing to poop, experiencing abdominal pains. I went inside to crap, through the neverending rain, flooding parts up the coast. Then started experiencing covid shortness of breath for the first time, plus discomfort. Finally started passing stool and it was a struggle to stand up and get myself cleaned up. Then I started fainting and had a blackout moment while standing over the toilet, wherever food in my gut causing diarrhea whatever, kind of hurting down there.

I think I need to crap and pee some more. I went back to bed shaken but feeling comfortable in bed. It has been 90 minutes. Called my employer to let someone know I wouldn't be coming in. 

Back on the can crapping out more diarrhea. That was a scary moment like 90 minutes ago here, fricking almost collapsed blacked out with my pants around my ankles and a crappy butt. Short on breath. Haven't fainted like that since I was a lot younger. I mentioned on the blog having occasional blackouts since teenage years or earlier. The last one I remember was in Bulgaria like thirteen or fourteen years ago, kind of just stopped doing that. Smoking wasn't helping. 

 

It was a pretty scary moment a moment ago, I can tell you. I'm feeling a lot better now. Good thing I've been able to empty my intestines. I think to avoid long covid I have to lose all the weight and keep it off. I also think I need to get out of bus driving, it's not a job for sick people.