sub anyone?

see that picture  of caixa Galicia? that's a bank chain in spain, probably originating in the Galicia region in the northwestern-most point, just west of Asturias, where my genetic heritage is half from...... there's a lot to be said for a strong box........normally you see small business people utilizing them to deposit the day or week's takings, thousands of dollars..........but, if you're like benji, you jack off into a cup and put that in the strong box and slam it heavily shut on it's heavy, strong box, hinges, to a surgeon type guy who uses his instruments to insert your sperm into an egg.........and then freezes it........ just sayin'............ talking about reproducing, so we have baby number three (conceived in the normal, non strong box way, on it's way to being made, a third of the way into its bun-life in the oven..........



okay subway, one broker has offered me to buy one nearby subway to my crib for 200k (officially 220k) - but anyway I told him I could only pay 150k........ anyway I want to try working a few Saturdays at a subway and complete my two years of heavy vehicle driving around mid june coming, before I take the subway challenge (if at all) -- it seems feasible though, I think i'll be over doting baby-sitting and bus driving by then and ready to just live in a subway, have some occasional help, employ someone, I have the money, that's for sure........ I mean there are other options, but it's something i'm seriously thinking about.........the subway for sale near my crib is actually poor location due to being on major/busy road (silverwater rd) about a mile from here as the golf ball flies (parabolically) i'm guessing..... to stop there in your car, you have to have it on your mind as your approaching it in the traffic, you won't even notice the flag they put out and then it's like almost a surgical driving manoeuvre just to pull into the parking lot which requires a ramp -- most of their business is from local pedestrian regulars from the surrounding businesses..... hardly anyone would pull in in a car coz of the business of the road


insert unwanted commercial break: has one of your testicles or adam's apple ever mysteriously disappeared momentarily? press skip ad after 4, 3, 2, 1  (you click and proceed)


sorry, just listening to jesse waters from day before election

so why haven't I been proceeding on the computer programming since I said I would? well for starters, I believe in reincarnation, so I have various future lifetimes to work on that.........not to mention potentially decades in this one

who knew Jeannie spoke Persian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L4NVc4HJo


Trump agenda: 1) repeal Obamacare with willing help from congress

2) reform tax code

3) structure a middle east foreign policy prioritized/based on establishing an official Kurdish state in northern Iraq (consult experts if unsure)

now with Trump president elect, the word on the street is: oh no! that means world war 3 is just around the corner!

ha ha, that's funny --- i'd trust Trump to do what he wants with china trade, we'll see as we go how that works........ he'll probably be a two-term president by the looks of it, will be interesting to see anyway, also the democrats could win the house of reps in two or four years time, also the senate next time round --- O'reilly was right about the republicans keeping control of senate and reps, you have to give him that! you can email him at oreilly@foxnews.com   just don't be priggish, whatever that means, not sure if it's related to a strong box


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHp5AZ-4X9g

feeling confused?

what's up fronds?   so happy 9/11 to you, that's the day that just went by and how we date in the non u.s.a world: November 9th.............

was just having an after work beer with a basque guy from the job..... careful to drink only 2 light beers and stay under the 0.05 alcohol limit.......... there's no traffic at night so pretty breezy to get around

the conversation was pretty random, also with some strangers there, but at some point the basque brought up gypsies and that brought to mind some memories from living in Murcia, spain, around 20 years ago --- then the conversation went to gun control in Australia and the martin Bryant port Arthur massacre and then I remembered being in Murcia at the time and my date, Elsa, broke the news to me, she was really shocked that that could happen......... when I got home there was some book on the table that someone had left lying around a playground recently, Disney kids' book: meet Elsa

that help your confusion any?

who's confused? all the media reporting on the u.s. elections, that's for sure....... except maybe fox news........ time for them to 'rearrange the window dressing in the shopfront', as Nietzsche would say.......

this is why, despite some of these journos making over 200k a year..... I do not envy their jobs: report on dopey polls, incorrectly, for months, act surprised when polls are wrong, report on a massacre of fags in florida....... comment on beyonce............ there's a pattern of lameness there......... still there's a lot of good articles being written........ the ny times and Washington post have both had interesting articles recently, but none whatsoever on politics..............the only intelligent punditry on politics has been from benji and karl rove.......... everyone else is just astounding dummies, completely out of sync with reality and the way the world is changing.......it's really astounding, kind of, it would be if it wasn't, allegedly, according to an unnamed source

political journalists.......... probably as a kind of bellweather state, we could take paul Krugman is the most clueless and then put all of nytimes behind him and then Washington post as the dumbest........ congratulations to usa today, surprisingly, they were able to keep their heads and keep it somewhat real........ disappointing to see how hopelessly fixated fox news were with their so-called 'poll's -- really had to tune out a lot

anyway, at least at the bar with the basque guy and co, they had some sailboat racing on the tv....... big spinnakers and stuff, and without them sailing into head-winds, that stuff is awesome

time to get some sleepy poops --- 29 days til the mother in law arrives, pros: less demanding childcare work, more time to sleep in and possibly get drunk (not my thing though, really, but maybe a little partying wouldn't go astray, who knows?), not having to live with her due to renting a room somewhere else.........cons: long train rides to work instead of breezy 10-15 minute drives, occasionally missing kids with their shenanigans - probably not that much, missing out on time with the wifi while she's pregnant -- i'll probably just sleep over...........it's going to be hectic: three kids, fingers crossed.......... if it's a girl i'd definitely call her Elsa if my wife agreed to it --- no idea what the baby would be called --- should it come into the world okay to begin with

time to sleep

ny times, nbc, cbs, cnn, abc can count! good for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMLzVikTXmE&feature=youtu.be

the 7th art

will give you a run down soon of what we liked from those various new movie trailers, but quickly, on politics,


just watching a delayed telecast of Obama's rousing introduction to Hilary at Philadelphia on Monday.


just can't see her winning the presidency, despite being marginally softer on the eyes than Trump. Major problem: Obamacare, and unemployment, lack of growth in economy. They have performing seals at Taronga zoo in Sydney here, they put on a real good show and get all the fishy treats too, but they still don't get elected president of the u.s.


Trump losing to Hilary is thoroughly inconceivable, I just cannot believe it can happen. Now clap your flippers and make seal grunting sounds and wiggle your whiskers.


now to movies:


1st, hologram for the king, tom hanks
http://youtu.be/UW4OE1egbHs
benji would unquestionably watch this movie in full, but not any Dan browns nonsense nor sully which is too mediocre subject matter






2nd, baked in Brooklyn, about some kike in Manhattan that sells pot, benji would give it half an hour, getting old to watch that, but maybe with my kids in six years time, who knows, never too young to explain dangers of drugs


3rd, swing state... A satirical look at fox news channel. Funny, definitely watchable
http://youtu.be/aZJst4NA7SA


4th, Giggity, the musical, featuring Quagmire.... Just messin'! Would be awesome though, right? Too bad the McFarlane people are too stoned haha probably watching Flintstones reruns now and listening to Cyprus hill, silly!


5th, some movie about American Jews! Finally they're the subject of the movie and it's in America, not world war 2 gas-land somewhere all depressing.... looks very promising! Indignation.
.. http://youtu.be/ELKsrUssyQE
turns out this movie is based on a novel by phillip roth who is a famous and accomplished American jewish novelist....... watching some interviews with him and reading up on him, it seems like some of his books would be quite interesting to read, maybe starting with goodbye columbus -- he has a lot of books........ prior to discovering roth, the only jewish American writer of interest was joseph heller and i was interested in reading a couple of his books as a teenager but subsequently lost interest......... Roth also visited Prague a couple of times during communism and developed some relations there with local authors, the most famous would be Franz Kafka, however he was born around 100 years in Prague before Roth showed up there



6th... denzel Washington movie, fences........ looked at some of the associated reviews and interviews.... Washington seems like a competitive guy (in real life)

gym week 32: 2miles virtual bike ride as miniature shrunken dwarf in giant backyard

starting now with stretches on big ball, all muscles out of place everywhere, ball stretching feels good ...


spent the morning and late last night watching alot of Hollywood trailers, mostly a list, for soon to be released movies, around 30 I guess... Have my assistant fetch coffee and insert picture of kill bill wood punchy guy stroking his beard here....


ok that's enough for front on big ball, flipping over doing back now, then it's off to run.... Was telling a hotel manager here at the gym recently about Washington post and ny times being too pro Clinton.... He's American so he gets it... He's somewhat interesting to talk to and listen what he has to Say so might check with him in a moment


knees too sore for running, especially right knee


still smoking sporadically on and off

benji knows your thinking:

you think you're interested in doing one of those hocus-pocus chicken entrail spattering adivination thingy-majigs where you eviscerate a chicken, pay homage to the various smoke omens and then watch where the wind blows the spatters of chicken entrails in order to figure out if Hilary or Trump will win the presidency?

right?

you're kidding yourself, your real subconscious desire is merely to murder chickens....... maybe you're just hungry, who knows -- check your fridge for popcorn



https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+murder+a+chicken