about 'dolphin tale' and shotguns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AYiPq_j0zA   (dolphin tale)

sitting through ten hours of north korean propaganda would be preferable to watching 'dolphin tale'..... having just seen the preview for it, we can make that statement with utter surety.......... not being particlarly a pro or anti gun person, and generally being in favor of pro-gun elements of the u.s. constitution, but not generally even thinking about guns much, and never caring to have one either, even when in america........ it's remarkable that this movie makes me want to have a shotgun AND kill a dolphin, also something i have never really given much thought to.......... amazing......... i used to like dolphins, i still do, but something about this movie trailer makes me want to pick up a 12 gauge shotgun and fatally wound winter

this is not a matter of 'praying' for the creators of dolphin tale, nor ideating the preying of winter........ no......... this is a case study in what makes normal people want to go shoot a bunch of people up at the shopping centre or local school......... i am certain this movie will eventually contribute to that in some american state somewhere....... like putting aftershave on your food because it smells great.......... it might seem like a great idea, but it's just poison........  the only people i can imagine enjoying this movie are cnn viewers, people addicted to drugs peddled by uncle big pharma.........and the inbred war survivors of the middle east....... and a jew or two...... it's amazing this movie can even be considered legal......... they might as well create a new genre: bait the loony 'sleeper' shoot-em-up guy like that guy that shot up the cinema in colorado at the batman premiere with a putrid rot fest of a movie designed to tip them over the edge, wear a vest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpbEZNSmAdg    (12 gauge shotgun)

well if the goal is to make non drug addicted people feel like nazis due to the obnoxious warmth and fuzzy putrid rot being peddled, mission accomplished!

it's hard to believe only trailers and previews for this movie are enough to make a person wonder whether it would be preferable to be kidnapped and beheaded by the terrorists formerly known as ISIS over watching this movie............ if i were one of those CIA guys interrogating terrorists at gitmo or somewhere, i would definitely get one of them to watch this movie and then the first thing i'd want to know once the credits are running is if the terrorist suicided and if so how long did they make it before they couldn't take anymore and if not, what was their secret to success and what did they think of it? maybe they'd like it........ who knows, maybe a movie like this could help convert terrorists from their bad old ways........but somehow i doubt it......... i rather suspect a grisly terrorist from the terrorist organization formerly known as ISIS (TTOFKAISIS) would watch the movie, enjoy it, then probably just keep crucifying, beheading people, same as before, possibly with renewed vigor and an extra bounce to their step

when choosing two adjectives to describe how this movie looks, it's hard to go past: soulless rot......... i wouldn't use the term evil although it might seem appropriate........

i definitely wouldn't think it's safe for psychiatrists and mental hospital workers in general to let their patients see this movie, it could cause a wave of revulsion inspired violence or a spate of suicides

this is the kind of movie conan o'brien would enjoy

in summary, a shocking revelation of just how far backward 'modern' civilization seems capable of going

almost was going to continue keeping mum on this blog

and not add anything at the moment, until hearing, just a short moment ago, not for the first time, some radio commercial, during glen beck program, advertising some movie out these days about a dolphin called winter....

this is obviously meant to be one of those 'feel good' movies for people addicted to valium and anti-depressants or the youth of today who haven't yet done long-term brain damage with other drugs like crystal meth, and are too stupid to realize how lame and horrible that movie about winter the dolphin really is........despite never seeing a preview for it, and only hearing the commercial occasionally, i can tell it's the kind of 'feel good' movie that would have me proceeding to plan b: suicidal ideation, as a form of relief, were i to be trapped in a long distance bus with one of those tv sets with the loud sound system that you can't avoid playing this winter the dolphin movie (another option would be smashing the emergency glass and jumping out the back window on the freeway at 80 mph just to avoid this nauseous trash of a movie), which really is plan b

to drive the point home mercilessly, as it were, if you can imagine the airheads at good mourning america and cnn, what kind of movie they want to see on their day off, it's this movie.......... it must be weird how some people can hear the actor in the advert, riffing from the movie, say: "winter needs a playmate, she's a great dolphin, let's all get choked up about it...." (insert hippy pukefest inspirational music) ---- actually what i hear is: "i gave my agent a blowjob to get this role, it's really weird coz i'm a guy and so is he but i'm not even sure if he's gay, man i can't wait to shoot some heroine up after today's wrap is done......."

moving on, saw half of 1998 movie 'soldier' today.......... wouldn't even bother watching the second half --- the intro is pretty cool, it's almost as if you're watching a comedy movie or a spoof or something but it's just goofy silly but entertaining but the movie progressively goes downhill from there........... winter the dolphin and 'soldier'.......... no good

just gonna check that with my imaginary friend, orange county hunter, would you agree? what are you saying orange county hunter? that's not nice, please don't say that, stop! stop! no! stop! please stop! no no no! aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey just kidding! orange county hunter doesn't talk....... but you know who does? mr miyage.... remember how he gets daniel son to do all that work on his crib, just exploiting the poor guy! wax on wax off, paint this paint that, etc........looks like he's screwing the poor guy, at least not literally, God Bless him, but then he turns around and challenges Daniel son: show me how you wax on, wax off, paint up, paint  down, etc, it turns out he's shown Daniel son some basic martial arts moves........ in the same vein, we've introduced two important notions of this blog, three if you count shit eating cock whore-ism..........namely: crapping on chests and orange county hunter..........remember what you can about each three matters and maybe in a shortcoming blog post we'll incorporate it all together neatly just like mr. miyage does in that aforementioned scene, or not, who can tell?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-qesAt92Jw   (miyage scene in question)

gift for fox news

so regarding that last post, it turns out the parents don't know what they'll call the baby as it will be rendered as per Hindu Astrological notions........ unfortunately, being ignorant of Hindu Astrological notions in general, can't inform you more about that

here's a present to everyone at fox news, which you can feel free to print out and post up on your walls, cubicle sidings, etc (please do!):

oh and by the way, in case you were wondering if Orange County hunter would approve of the afore-mentioned message about John Stewart --- he would!

friday

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whiffy's buddy just gave birth, can't believe we didn't ask her the boy's name.... also amazing to think Alex was that small only 17 months ago, the time flies by and they just get bigger and bigger

so whiffy says to me friday morning.... we'll leave earlier than planned to visit her buddy that had just given birth........ that's no problem but then she suddenly gets incredibly whiney about something all of a sudden so i snap 'shut up' at her in an incredibly loud and horrible way.... that seemed to really shut her up and make me feel guilty about the example i'm setting for my kid (recurring theme)........so in the subsequent ride to the hospital it seemed fair game to listen to my radio which normally wouldn't do while riding with whiffy........ but being steamed, anyway hannity was on michiana 95.3.... i have fox news channel programmed in to my main windows tiles but never listen to the fox news channel like.......and hadn't heard any hannity in too many moons, again, forgetting he had existed for many many many many many long long moons.........anyway at least the two experts he had on talking about middle east knew what they were talking about..........my old man predicted if iraq was invaded (in 2002) that syria would go down after iraq and also that then the rest of them would fall like dominos, that might have already happened in a sense with libya, egypt, etc........but anyway, hard to see saudi arabia changing while there's still so much oil there anitd it's a valuable commodity.......... to the moslem bashers like hannity (notice we say 'like' hannity and not 'such as' hannity therefore hannity may not be a moslem basher after all depending on whether you spell moslem or muslim (it's complicated) you would say: consider bangladesh (not much oil there though), if you're sweeping generalizations about moslem countries can't be more specific, don't make them.......... did that make sense? possibly not

anyway, cannot think of anything more humorous to say, cannot bother dredging up any memory that seems relevant........don't care to discuss the poignancy and beauty of any artwork or what not......... no snappy, peppy ideas..........  just remember what a wise man once said - TGIF bitches, oh err:

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, 
What might be right for you, may not be right for some. 
A man is born, he's a man of means. 
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans. 

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes. 
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes. 
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. 

Everybody's got a special kind of story 
Everybody finds a way to shine, 
It don't matter that you got not alot 
So what, 
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. 
And together we'll be fine.... 

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. 
Yes it does. 
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

book review: ~im not the jerk, you are!~ by Francisco Dailey, Harpers 2014

not buying into the hooplah of the ny times bestseller list? So unsatisfied with Hollywood you're fantasizing your own ideal movies in your head? Seems like it's time you imagined this self help classic: im not a jerk, you are.
Daileys classic self help, motivational guide explains in normal day to day language what you always suspected deep down inside: that it really is always someone else's fault. Discover your inner victim and why society is forcing you to be mr. nice guy while some jerk always manages to rain on your parade. Chapter three explains why your life partner, friends, coworkers and business associates are to blame for your shortcomings.... Yada yada yada

dana perino on glen beck

forgot the sister even existed for possibly well over a year now, excepting an occasional, non-memorable and extremely rare viewing on tv.... here's what she said on glen beck's show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU



she needs to ask project pat for a job, glen beck should ask project pat for business pointers (but not a job twerking)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgC9BkwdLc


http://news.yahoo.com/arming-ukraine-could-lead-nuclear-war-lech-walesa-183453862.html

j'ai fait du feu 20 heure france! regarde!

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homonym: ball/bawl - ils sont de la meme maniere:  balle/brailler..... regarde 20 heure television francais, j'ai fait de la feu!)

mot en bulgarie: chak (attendre/wait)/ homonym avec mot en anglais: chuck (jeter/to throw).... crazy, en francais: fou

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