the two amigos (kerry and obama)

the third amigo is hilary clinton but she's MIA, but the two amigos were at it this week, obama at the famous west point military academy giving some kind of graduation speech or something like that, insert awkward silence cricket sounds during applause moments here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNGzaeLJrNU   (awkward silence cricket sounds)

then kerry was saying oswald norton snowden edward whatever his name is should 'man-up' and 'come home'....... that's meritorious of an 'ahhhh-shut up!' a-la big cock from the warner brothers cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArSLNJNUEIM   (foghorn leghorn ahhhh shut up)

entertaining the notion that edward snowden wasn't a lone wolf

edward snowden is a principled man, in my opinion, and like everyone born under the moon, that is, between may 13 and july 3rd (like the Benji), "ethically precise in many ways" (quoting from spencer lewis' cycles of life book)......

but what if Snowden wasn't acting alone but was put up to his secret publishing business by some element within the CIA? it may seem unlikely, but it's still an interesting notion to entertain, as it is a jumping point to consider the issues at stake........ a key issue is that post 9/11, freedoms generally taken for granted have been surrendered and a major outsourcing of surveillance has gone over to the private sector and the government has bloated

it really seems like Snowden is a savior, really, because he allows the slate to be wiped clean and a fresh start to be made for diplomacy, intelligence gathering, etc..... also, Congress has recently passed laws outlawing the surveillance of private, non-suspect citizens' communications, so this is a step in the right direction...... using super computers to crunch data on all u.s. citizens and their non u.s. citizen acquaintances is completely Orwellian and utterly unconstitutional and just sux, to use plain language...... obviously, a dispassionate observer would just say, 'who cares?'.... but principles are important and they do matter....... the mass surveillance are bad principles and it didn't help with the boston bombings much and all these sickos that shoot up from 15 to 30 people at a time, after a while, they add up to more than foreign terrorist caused deaths on american soil anyway

limbaugh and beck have shown signs of improvement this week, beck was coherent and even making sense in his last broadcast and limbaugh only seemed moderately to slightly paranoid and embittered about the 'left'

whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows or outrageous GMA

yes folks, it's been such a while since last watching GMA, we've forgotten just how much they suck, despite the fact that we have blogged many times about them and never had probably even one positive thing to say..... maybe at a future date, some conscientious souls will pour through Benji's words and see if there was even one good thing to mention about GMA (Good Morning America) but there probably wasn't even one (good word to say about them)

all we can add to that now, is that when GMA travel, when they get their pat-downs from the pervert octopi (is that the plural of octopus? quick, someone that went to harvard, put that education to good use right now!), oh hell, tentacled-squids at DHS; when they do the pat-downs on the GMA folks, you can imagine they'll be calling out, 'hey rudy, these men at GMA have no cojones! like NONE of them have any cojones! not even one cojon amongst them!'.... and then the GMA men will probably just start prattling on about when they had their cojones snipped........... that's how badly GMA sux

i wish we could all just go to a funeral tomorrow to say goodbye to GMA once and for all, not the people that make the show, but the show itself.........probably the world would be a better place if that show just got canned once and for all

anyway, God Bless

of danny devito, seth mcfarlane, flossing after steak

hey bitches? ever feel like steak around midnight and then your floss runs out and you can't find your toothpicks?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qoSRHTu7-4      no not that flossing!

so there was this movie on tv from 2001: heist.... with stalwart actor gene hackman.... the thing about this guy, if you have a lousy memory and aren't real expert like Benji, is that you might see him randomly in a movie after you've aged 10 years or so, not remember his name, but remember his face a little, but you're able to buy into his role and thus enjoy the movie.......... this isn't the case with danny devito........ danny devito seems like a lovable guy, he doesn't come across like a pedophile, date-raper, serial killer, etc...... so a notch above some hollywood types, but the thing about danny devito is that once you see him in a movie, you're not seeing the character he's playing, you're just seeing danny devito as he had become quite a juggernaut........it's interesting to note that in cuckoo's nest, it's at the start of his career and he actually physically looks different to his middle aged danny devito self so you don't see him as the modern latter day church of danny devito

speaking of churches, seth mcfarlane, wow, he is Jesus right? the second coming, or actually even just God.... i mean he is absolutely america's darling right now and hollywood's darling, there's no questioning it, in fact, nowadays when the tourists from alaska and europe get off the plane at LAX, the first thing they say is, 'where's the darling?'.... then DHS are telling them, while rubbing their upper thighs near the vaginal areas, 'oh the darling is in culver city near the sony studios there,'...... then these same tourists are calling out of their taxis down sunset boulevarde to the cops on their bikes: 'which way to the darling?' and the cops are like, 'thatta way!' pointing towards culver city

then when they arrive to culver city they see a line stretching miles and miles long.... conan o'brien is walking up and down the line trying to get anyone to notice him, some kind of adoration, but the people only have eyes for the darling, just insert some doctor seuss here or something, you get the point

in fact, no self-respecting man these days can not imagine themselves in the following kind of scenario with mcfarlane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j-F7_qFDbU   (every man's fantasy)

the reason all this is mention able is because mcfarlane stars in his new movie for the cinema: a million ways to die in the west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXxqG4aqwY4    (a million ways to die in the west)

going to the cinema would require going to a special location for cheaper than usual tickets as they are too expensive normally, and then bringing the kid as we don't do baby-sitters as yet.... so potentially difficult.... it brings to mind the landscape architect kid in sedona, arizona, that was making more money than his parents: he was saying taking a date to a movie meant thousands of dollars for him, in lost business, and then he'd always make a big thing out of it with a big, expensive dinner (hundreds of dollars), potentially hotel, etc......

Hunger Games' director's son goes on killing spree because he had no game!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUW3Km01BM   (watch his chilling last words to the world before going on a murderous rampage!)

what a total psycho!! it's really hard to believe, shit hot director's son, could probably get all kinds of jobs and pussy and he's talking about wanting revenge because he can't get laid! it's really unbelievable!!!!

folks, that's why prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, so EVERYBODY can get laid and this kind of sexual frustration (which can be very real) doesn't lead to mass murder

folks i'm not proud of this but i've been with a handful of prostitutes in my life, i don't mean 20 year old slutty college girls although you could say they're prostitutes too, folks i'm confused........ anyway, i don't know why i rejected sex with some hot irish woman that comes up to me in paris offering me sex (no charge!), from out of nowhere, or the hot former high school cheerleader captain girl that wanted ben dick back in the day, and yet i was happy to pay some crack smoking black woman for sex after she had a hit from her crack pipe, there's no accounting for Benji's logic

and there's certainly nothing to be proud of to have sex with whores.... generally slutting around isn't real good, but this just reaffirms the validity of christian principles: forgiveness, non-judgementality, doing unto others, awareness of sin - such as even just fantacizing about sex with other women when you're married (put some clothes on ladies, cover up)........ even the gay dudes like Anderson Cooper, who engage in tea-bagging which is where the gay guys drop their ball-sack onto their foreheads like a tea bag, who are we to judge those tea-bagging tea-partiers and say we are better? Folks let us be wise as serpents and gentle as doves, let's know sin when we see it, and hypocrisy in trying to mask it, let us be wise like that to discern, and not be idiots, but let us also be gentle as doves in forgiving and accomodating the sinful douches that encroach on us, at the end of the day, we're all sinners

this kid's sin is really laughable and ridiculous, but it's a great tragedy and cause of suffering for his parents and the victims' loved ones, and reminds us all of our past sins and how they degraded us, and it just goes to show how powerful the life-impulse, sex-drive is and what trouble it can really cause, a lot of these shooters are sexually frustrated, banning guns is not the solution......... God please bless us alll and forgive us for our sins like we forgive those who sin against us

also, a lot of these shooter kids' parents, if not all of them, are really not monsters for their kids to turn out so lousy...... so it must be really difficult for them to understand this kind of thing..... they would have been loving their kids to pieces when they were small and innocent..... then adolescence hits and your kid is already a potential mass murderer waiting to happen, and then boom, for the unlucky parents, it's what happens, or else your kid becomes a victim of one of these guys..... or your parents do..... just sux, society is messed up

latest

yo, this week was really bad, and so was last week, and it's all because of the budget the govt. here has announced, all the university students are crapping themselves and the high school kids too, at the notion of spending an american amount of money for a crappy australian university.......... australians are more than happy for all the rich authoritarian commie chinese to attend universities here at full prices but want their studies subsidized.........there are only so many saudis and rich brazilians and lots and lots of rich commie chinese to pay full fees......... all the ossie citizens were getting university cheap........ but this new budget tried to change that, it probably can't get passed through the upper house of government here but anyway, it managed to fray alot of nerves here, especially amongst college student types........ anyway, they'll probably end up saving some money in the short term because of it, as they sure aren't partying now

crimea......... kerry and co at the state dept, and the white house spokesguy whatever his name is ben rhodes or whoever, was saying, russia is intervening in eastern ukraine, but they didn't give us any evidence in easy five second media format, and neither did the american media, so as dummies in tv land were unsure, but then about a week ago, was watching the commie news from commie china and they had clear footage of russian trained/supplied elite soldiers........it was pretty clear they were very slick, they even had crisp, clean uniforms which means the russians want to show it off.......interestingly only the commie chinese news carries these images, so now we know the kerry and co were telling the truth, the chinese state-owned media images really proved it....... one guy had a shit-hot rpg......that's not raggamuffin eastern ukraine guys with sling shots, blind freddy can see that, if he watches commie chinese news broadcast

so when are we going to war with china? sound crazy? it might not be.... believe me, i've spent 18 months there, my chinese is shit, but all the chinese tell me my pronunciation is awesome......... what's the issue? the issue is china cannot transition to democrazy [sic] without going to war bigtime..... kind of like nazi germany....... sure a lot of rich chinese can bail to america or australia and never come back, but not all the rich can, neither can they feel completely safe in china......... how long can their 1 million strong commie govt. play the authoritarian control freak card before imploding on itself? and when it does, you bet it will not do so knowingly, but will instead lash out in brazen bullying against japan, the phillipines, vietnam and co....... i can easily see a major conventional war between america and china within the next fifty years.... that is a key thing pentagon war planners should look at.......... i will absolutely join the army over here in australia should that war happen

thinking about that scenario, that would absolutely have to be one of the most fascinating wars ever....... on the american side, you can just imagine the kind of air power they would have to muster from phillipines, air craft carriers, like all of them, and japan.........that would be a lot of air sorties......... i don't know what kind of surface to air defenses the chinese have but then you'd also be looking at just bucket loads of cruise missiles too..... probably good to negotiate a treaty with mongolia for that right now, why wait an extra day?..... might as well bring out all the stealth long range bombers after that....... that would just be such an amazing war.......even possibility for nuclear activity although the thing about china is that all their military can threaten are immediate neighbors, they can't even barely lob a nuke at america, they could but i'd say it'd get shot down, but the americans would have to bomb their nuclear weapon storage facilities too, sure that'd be messy but the chinese have already made sure all their rivers run with battery acid now, the only living fish are all blonde (and hence too stupid to know they should be dead)...... you'd really have to bomb the shit out of every single PLA/ commie central govt. installation.... that would really put an end to that shitty govt. in china........ God only knows how you'd encourage democracy after that, just tell people it's free........... i totally don't hate chinese people, but their system of government and way of running things is a gangrenous curse crying out for amputation, just wait and see

movie review: grown ups (2010)

nurse, it looks bad; let's amputate

if you watch this movie, expecting Anders Brevik, that crazy norwegian guy that shot up like 100 people while dressed like a cop on some little norwegian island, if you're expecting him to pop out at any time and kill the cast, forget it, you'll be disappointed: it doesn't happen.......step around this movie or clean your shoes immediately and be sure not to track any of it onto your carpet

moving on, one of my buddies is an avid photographer and he's taken some pictures of the Benji recently so we'll post them up and anyone can feel free to print them out, frame them, and place them on their bedside table or piano top or wherever, enjoy! and ladies, enjoy Benji's wrinkle free looking appearance!

that looks bad, we'll have to amputate

no you won't be playing any water polo after the amputation, are you crazy! don't make me laugh

                              

dear Osama, i know you're looking down on me from Heaven, so are there any wollypops there or what?

you're serious, that thing is REALLY your brain, i see! ok, bear with me for a moment