splish splash - gangstafied version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo   (splish splash)

what's up bitches? home in bed at 320am...... listening to some youtube documentary about near death survivor who visited heaven and comes back to life, lots of white light and white robes......... anyway, was just planning on writing lyrics for a gangsta rap version of bobby devon, or whatever his name is,'s classic song 'splish splash'......

would probably do that now but prefer to remark on something that occurred around 210am...... just over an hour ago........ was in city, in my cab, saw this crazy homeless guy Gary for first time in long time...... now this is kind of mysterious.......when i got back to australia from bulgaria in early 2009, my brother got me a job working for the kurdish guy max with the kebab shop in mount druitt, my hometown in western sydney --- now at that time, working for max, Gary, the crazy homeless guy comes in one day, now this guy is completely batshit crazy, you cannot even reach him, he shuffles around doing a funny little shuffle step here and there, shuffling forward, then backwards, sometimes he throws a coin in front of himself, shuffles around some more, picks up the coin........ tonight, not having seen him in a very long time, instead of the coin routine he'd sit on his arse with his legs stretched out, but nothing this guy does goes for more than 3 seconds, he's always moving around, shuffling, side-stepping, shuffling back and forth, etc.........max thought he was hilarious, after i stopped working for max and started working more or less full time as a taxi driver, i'd randomly see Gary, maybe at Strathfield or Ashfield, more often than not after midnight....... i calculate i've seen him about 7 or 8 or 9 times now in total in the previous 4 years plus since leaving max's employment

curiously, i caught up with max and his wife yesterday for the first time in a very long time, and showed them my son Alex.......the reason i avoid max and his wife is that they are just downright stingy, you slave your arse off for them, helping them build up their business, all in a good-natured way........after all that, they won't even give you a coffee without charging you for it, even if you only see them once or twice a year, that to me is a niggard, to hell with being like that........that's just too stingy for me.......... anyway, wow, it was quite a coincidence seeing Gary like a day after seeing stingy max after all these months...... max is making an absolute fortune, by the way, with his kebab shop, alot more money than a lot of upper middle class executive types, he works hard for it, but can't even offer you a coffee without sticking his hand in your pocket so f*ck him

anwyay Gary is completely abnormal, he doesn't look all haunted in the traditional sense like a lot of crazy people

my idea of a good weekend would be spending it at some resort hotel, getting a massage, working out in a gym, and occasionally moseying into a conference room where Gary is being analyzed by the world's foremost psychiatrists

mtv matters: tina tequila, problem child......problems and solutions

checking for lumps is key to identifying breast cancer early

name:               tina tequila
employer:         mtv
strengths:          see above
weaknesses:     see between nose and chin and imagine area behind forehead; occasional low seratonin
                        levels due to excessive partying
past-times:        making porn videos with other women, ranting about the illuminati and various conspiracies
prognosis:         whackjob
solution:            military school/waterboarding

2019 - a vision of darkness - under hilary clinton

insert discordant violin and high-pitch random piano key notes creating a distorted sense of disturbingness

an image of GOP nap-time room is seen in washington DC.... rows and rows of cots reveal republican lawmakers having a siesta, somehow, they all seem to be dreaming the same nightmare:

a wall calendar shows it is the year 2019, hilary clinton is president, she walks to a podium at the rose garden and announces a new award for civil excellence, 'the little lord fauntleroy' award..... matt damon and ben afleck mount some stairs and are given this award and then a regimented swat on the buttocks by clinton

'no! no! no! helppppp!!!!'  cry the napping lawmakers in their sleep, 'noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

outside the GOP naptime window, a crow flies across the afternoon moon, visible in the afternoon sky

sydney's lucrative planned west-connex freeway --- bribery and tenders being offered now for it right now..... and football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo  (michael jackson - don't stop)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceU4ANZKdOM  (michael jackson - smooth criminal)

what's up bitches... before getting to the subject matter of today's post, let's quickly gloss over on fox news, we're starting to migrate over to 640am coast to coast broadcast which i think is american and touches on a lot of paranormal, secret govt., ufo, conspiracy theory things of interest to the benji...... we'll have to phase fox news out, delimiting ourselves from that target audience...... quickly, we reprimand kilmeade for the first and only time for having someone on his show say that the russians didn't warn about the boston bombers, they did in fact, but the fbi didn't act on it, that's disappointing kilmeade, i expected better from you, generally being a respecter of your product...... laura ingram, is she going the way of the glue-sniffer alan colmes? very likely, we suspect she's been brainwashed about 'self-abusing' too many times by catholic nuns, only she can work her own salvation out, but if she doesn't change paths, she'll go the way of the glue-sniffer colmes, nobody would want that

the sadness that is late night american 'comedy': leno, letterman, o'brien, fallon, kimmel, ferguson, et al...... it's a sad and telling tragedy that these morbid sea fungi are hailed as 'funny' and edified and deified as false idols, it's a damming statement of their society, better to be poor in india and spend your time washing your own clothes by hand than glued to the tv like a soulless automaton watching this turgid, fetid, wasted, failed pseudo-'humanity' prance around idiotically like the village idiots that they are..........very sad situation......

sydney roads: big problems, nothing has been built for years, woefully bloated and unmoving burocracy and wasteful govt. spending swallows anything for roads except re-tarring them..... the only project in line is the west-connex project to connect the m4 with the m5 and possibly build a tunnel under parramatta road to the city from strathfield........ this project would run years and be a good project however the tender process is in effect now and i'm told by an engineer wooing govt. agents that a bribe will most definitely be offered by the winning tenderer and it's winner takes all, i'll anonymously email the federal police, journalists and the independent commission against corruption here however i wouldn't expect anything to come from it as australia is pathetically non-transparent.......... here the intelligence agencies, instead of vetting communist chinese for their impossible wealth and backgrounds, are too busy trying to steal east timor's rightful oil wealth........... everything in australia stinks like that, once you see what big entities do for big money and the corruption..........dirty.........journalists here are confused once the story doesn't involve a 9 year old not being allowed to sell cupcakes and such trifles

in general, centennial park desperately needs a haircut to widen lanes for anzac parade, dacey avenue, etc.... the general holmes drive around the aiport needs to be widened to four lanes either way and the airport carpark needs a tunnel built under it to evacuate its cars on general holmes drive directly.........

the failure of journalism in australia leads to the failure of the governmental process.... this is especially evident in major projects which are inevitably bungled and fraudulently allotted.........

on a lighter note, i took my kid to the garden yesterday, in the building where we have our apartment, in which actually, some guy on the either side of the building, levels up from us, was murdered by knife wounds a few days ago, no big inconvenience to us i guess and i wish his Soul well in what the ancient egyptians called the 'dwat' and may his loved ones take his departure well...... to plant some sunflower seeds, i put the seeds on my hand and said to alex: 'seeds'.... and he surprised me by saying that word right back to me: 'seeds' in his cute baby way.... that was very surprising because normally he only says da-da or a-da or ma-ma and i think i heard him refer to his grandmother once as baba which is the bulgarian word for it......... but he normally doesn't repeat a word right back, like 'seeds'

i think i'll watch the superbowl highlights now while listening to michael jackson and see how the anti-crabtree seattle quarterback with the bluster throws his ball

ok, that was pretty impressive athleticism from seattle, especially players numbered 11 and 15 it seemed, and the quarterback russell or whatever his name is, very impressive athleticism....... clearly the nfl players all of them are athletic at a very high level........ ok so following the michael jackson theme, we saw a bit of his half time show of superbowl 27 in 1993 and then got some of the actual game from 1993:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaxY-A_gha8   (SUPERBOWL 27)

we understand now that a safety play is worth 2 points.......... 1993 was a funny year for benji: here's how it went down........ we wound up 5 months in madrid, learning spanish, once and for all, and at an extremely rapid rate, most of the neural circuitry would have been potentialized as a kid alex's age approx. hearing my parents speak a little in spanish, however they tried to 'hide' their language from their children, my father's idea, so i never did talk it and couldn't speak it in 1992, however after 3 months in spain i broke through and understood most everything and could say a lot too, and this is after arriving and being completely blocked and being able to say nothing or understand anything in late august 1992.......anyway, my nyc bff and alec baldwin buddy from nassau county, colleen, ended up going on some drunken night out with her and her nyc buddy there in madrid, spain, in february 1993, we were at my grandfather's old bar where my parents once worked at, the urugayo near madrid's 'puerta del sol' getting drunk, i went home and had a bad run-in with my mom's sister and got sent home late january or late february, not sure which......... anyway, then i started at some new high school which was quite unique: there were only juniors and seniors there, 2 grades, and a hell of a lot of them, 500 of each.........we could call the teachers by first name and smoking was permitted on perimeters, although i started smoking around this stage of life, i rarely if ever smoked at school........ we also had some mature age students...we all wore uniform.......... no-one knew everyone, with 500 kids in our grade, no way....... i focused on 3 on 3 basketball in my free time and constantly eyed a stunning looking dark-skinned pakistani girl when in her vicinity during outdoor times, normally when on my way to basketball games which took all of my free time........the pakistani girls white blonde buddy was also cute.... i may have talked to the both of them a few times however i never bothered trying to get real cozy however i couldn't keep my eyes of that pakistani girl the entire year whenever around her picnic table where she chilled....... i wonder where she is today....... just gonna watch superbowl 27 some more til i fall asleep.... one more shift then it's 3 days off

oreilly factor

this Billy boy is really making me feel sick today... Some scumbag film actor Hoffman dies ODing on heroine, pretty immature for a guy his age with kids, he was an important priest in the big new American religion: the cinema. The goal of the religion is to champion easy to spell surnames for English speakers. Sadly, the nyc police, with their in depth knowledge of Brahmanism (joke), decide to arrest heroin dealers as a reaction, an action that can only invite disrespect from non believers in the Anglo white supremacy religion, like Benji.
strangely neither oreilly nor the nyc pd are interested in protecting children from predatory paedophile catholic priests. This is due to bi-religiosity, sometimes believing in the cinema Anglo supremacy religion, sometimes believing in the catholic religious cult. There's no left wing, right wing, that's a smokescreen, there's just plain truth and bullshit. I found oreillys bullshit about heroin dealers to be offensive and have never heard oreilly speak out against catholic paedophile priests either.

someone got stabbed in my building yesterday -- whole place in lockdown half the day

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/21252714/sydney-man-killed-in-suspected-stabbing-in-unit-at-auburn/

won again for second year in a row betting on Superbowl

bet $10 On Seattle, won $10.50... THAT bombastic quarterback definitely seemed like he had the goods, haven't seen the game though, maybe some other time

moving on, woody Allen. Benji doesn't have all the facts at his disposal but his gut, just as it predicted last two Superbowl winners, says that Allen most likely did rape his daughter as she's now claiming in a very public way, in the new York times news publication. The guy married his foster daughter, he's obviously a very sick man. His films are absolute trash and only suitable for eurotrash. His idea of art is unceasing self rumination in a morbidly neurotic and obnoxious way that is anything but manly. He's also another Ashkenazi jew as victim card player. Morbidly self obsessed and seemingly, now, beyond a scumbag that married his foster child (???!!! How can that even be legal???), the FBI needs to investigate that guy instead of cutting holes in their pants pockets so they can scratch their testicles skin on skin, or whatever the hell it is they do all day.

not surprising coming from another morbid and defunct axis of evil in"Hollywood" from the powerful anglo/Ashkenazi junta