Milan Sunday fly in, Milan following Sunday flight out

 

Fresco.....

https://youtu.be/BOMUjX56xIk?is=z9Dt9ZuU3su4zxDK

Bro

Good to tell you about our host in Italy.

One, his name is Alex like my son and Alexander the great and a bunch of women too,.some of them fat

Two, he rides a motorcycle and currently has a busted leg probably from his bike, also has a big belly, even bigger than my own

Three, he hates southerners (from the south of Italy) I think he thinks they're dirty and uncivilized 

Four, he lives in Bulgaria 

Five, his home base is near Milan and the local rioters have been keeping everyone nice and warm there with firebombs or whatever, it's like firecracker night back in 1980s suburban Australia or something 

Six, he'll be hosting his Benjiness at the family estate or residence for seven days and seven night before Benji jets out back to Asia

Seven, he's a wild man and not a fag, went to college in America and runs his own business, think Peewee Herman's buddy Joe, watch:

https://youtu.be/o12blT1iMtE?is=qJ5tZDsPNhw_fumA

Eight, with AI he can easily pass for a warrior type, he's a similar age like late 40s or something, we're getting older here folks 

Pivoting away from the little people like moi and homeboi Alex aforementioned, back to heavyweight Russell Brand, British Lauren a PR specialist might be said to be somewhat aghast or slightly gobsmacked at Russell's decision to flog (no pun intended) his new book in Christianity in his and his Mrs' bath robes ( if Russell stays out of gaol probably even Lauren will be ordering his new book) 'how to become a (Roman Catholic?????) Christian in 7 days'. Russell and his Mrs certainly both sport flamboyant bath robes during said commercial push during a tricky trial for Russ (can we call him that?) Maybe Rapey Russ? Or misjudged Russ perhaps? Runaway Russ?

Here's British PR SPECIALIST Lauren....

https://youtu.be/JnnPweiLJ4E?is=uzCmbAWr42GjbH-Q

While Lauren's PR specialist mind cannot 'fathom' Russell's sell the steak knives for only $9.99 quid not dollars sorry, this English blook (did I spell that right Leonardo?) knows he can't bear Russ' brand of Roman/Anglican Catholicism for a second, watch:

https://youtu.be/b_jz4G9PFxc?is=f2G0XLWmQlI6Wy53

That was English Kevvo by the way. We don't know which Mary Russo is talking about, there's generally two to choose from. The vlogging mid rape trial is the eyebrow raising issue, doesn't seem like the judge has prohibited it.