Benjigration and Benji-ocracy..... Are you a dignitary from Israel visiting Australia in the coming week? Print out this form I've completed for you and show where necessary

 

Visiting Israeli dignitary paperwork for Australian authorities:

Mark a 'x' (cross whether yes or no):      Yes.    No

1) are you a dipshit or a dumb dipshit               x

2) do you identify as non-binary.                         x

3) are you a member of Hezbollah except

     when spying and infiltrating.                           x

4) did you run around Lebanon and Syria 

      and Iraq and Egypt gunning Christians 

      Arabs down with all the other moslem

      Arabs there?                                                        x

5) do you hate anyone called Jesus in the 

     Spanish speaking world or elsewhere on 

     planet Earth?                                                         x

6) do you identify as a lesbian dogooder 

     or as scum of the earth?                                      x

7) is the capital of East Timor.                                  x