Ok we got Seattle Seahawks and Arizona
Seattle won like three or four years ago the whole shebang as Benji recalls it. It was a while ago but not that long. I'm not sure what motif the Arizona have. They have the bird emblem on they Helmuts [sic]
Just watching highlights. Taunting gets you a 15 yard penalty, who knew?
I'm guessing a cardinal is a kind of bird. Arizona is weird because there's desert but then you go to Flagstaff and it's incredibly green, good for birds.
Wow Seattle won that in the last second with a field goal from 53 yards. Now you know bruz.
Ok now we got Detroit lions and Baltimore ravens....
Detroit go to an early lead. Then Ravens equalise 7-7.
Wow that Ravens defence couldn't stop the ultimate penetrating effort of Detroit, 14-7. I mean they rebuffed the guy but technically he was over the end zone line. Ravens offense equalise 14-14. Ravens at it again, Andrews 89 receives. 14-21.
Lions do a two throw play later touching down thanks to gravity. 21-21. Touchdown Detroit with a little sideways toss off the scrimmage. 28-21.
Ravens possibly telling Detroit to fugg off the fargen shluts, scoring a late touchdown but not enough at 38-30 to beat Detroit.
Ok Chiefs and Giants. Definitely the dumbest Americans are all in New York that's for sure. Hence Giant Dummies. Cam Skattebo scores in the second quarter for NY, the goal attempt blocked. 6-6.
Halftime Kansas City have scored three fiend [sic] goals. 9-6. Wow mahomes and Thornton like fifty yards pass almost a touchdown it seemed. Anyway 22-9 KC.
Ok now going back like three weeks we have Kansas City and Los Angeles. Ok so LAs quarterback is Herbert. Not exactly Spanish sounding. So if you're Herbert you're looking for Maconkey. If you're mahomes you're looking for Thornton and if you're Sarkozy you're looking at your cellmate. Man that number 52 blocker for Kansas City is a big guy, holy cow. Also these people are in Brazil this game. I think I'll mildly root for LA this season, if they make the final probably will bet. Didn't their whole city burn down like a year ago? Final score 27-21 LA won.
Ok we have Colorado NFL and aforementioned LA chargers. The Broncos 93 defender also extremely large guy. Huge. LA Tart also shopping in the parachute shop for pants. Ok Sutton scores in the end zone for Denver, gravity again coming into play. Sept point as Sarkozy would say in gaol. But Herbert finds McConkey. 17-13 Denver winning. Wow the chargers came back to 20-20 then win in the last second with a field goal. That's the first time they win the first three games in 23 years. I think they were the LA Raiders back then though, definitely not the Chargers.
Ok it's dolphins and Buffalo bills like two or three weeks ago. I totally need to shower. I mowed my back lawn today first time in months as it's been winter now all of a sudden it's spring and we have sun kind of like in Brazil. Getting sunburned have to get fly repellent and suncream ready. Ok Buffalo bills score. Bro I won't lie to you, I'm not even sure if Buffalo is in upstate NY or Ohio. I'm guessing NY. I actually got a bus from NYC to upstate NY one time to try to renew my visa waiver around near Montreal but all of a sudden not so bold are we bitches, go watch your bitch video and send Sarkozy a postcard in gaol whatever. I'm gonna have a shower.
Bears and again Lions (Detroit). You'd easily mistake Bears jerseys for Colorado Denver, white and orange looking. Wow Detroit really flogging the pants off Chicago. Swift in for a Bears touchdown, won't help much. 45-21. Yes that Lions wide receiver is really called Amon-Ra St Brown. Might as well call your kid Plutarco after the Greek philosopher Plutarch. Come on man.
Ok san Francisco and new Orleans. Benji's 🐝 n to both places have to say. Probably Amon Ra has too. This would probably be a week two game. None of the aforementioned teams have players with orange skin and hair by the way. Just saying. It's a Donald free zone on the gridiron. Ok there's a Sheila commentating this game normally it's only 'blooks' (ie., cisgender males). Piñeiro finally gets his field goal between the bars. SF score a touchdown before that. 9-0. Ok I don't know all the rules so like new Orleans quarterback is sacked but then another player recovers the fumbled ball. I'm not sure what happens with that so I don't know all the rules. It's a complicated game.
California dreamin' bruz?
"‘Never lived up to its promises’: $3.3 billion solar plant to be turned off"
https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/never-lived-up-to-its-promises-33-billion-solar-plant-in-california-scheduled-to-be-turned-off-after-years-of-wasted-money/news-story/636dcf605bc0afc42ab0a64dad692820?amp&nk=cdc3f49a821c08ff1ca0da5310d2ecb3-1758974559
According to the Association of Avian Veterinarians, the power plant “is believed to be responsible for at least 6,000 bird deaths each year.”
They get fried “if they fly in the area where the reflection is going up to the tower”, Smeloff explained.
6000 fried birds per year mean it's raining chicken if you're homeless in the desert bruz, just saying.
Wow look they have ten minutes overtime. Giants and Cowboys 37 all.
Next thing to understand: rules pertaining to loss of possession, eg fumbles, throws that hit the ground first etc
Ok Cincinatti 31 - Jacksonville 27. I actually need to have another shower today as I just had a haircut, number 2 all over. Crew cut. Heading to bus depot for Sunday evening bus driving in an hour or two.
Looking in the fourth quarter the Texans could lose to Tampa Bay. This is the first three weeks of the season coverage with Benji brought to you by Gyuto monks and co. Got to leave for the depot and fill up on gas on the way.
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