Musical
https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?si=tja8b2JrU-q2bhXF
Tagline: gis a dollar there cuz
Sample dialog:
Shirley: to I'm hear for my microchip from the Galactic confederation after being too deadly cuz
Brian: oh you must be Shirley, your aunty Gwendolyn told me you want to be a linebacker
Shirley: I already got a refrigerator cuz it's in my front yard with a bunch of other garbage dump stuff hosting a family of squirming maggots cuz
Brian: ok you'll make a fine defensive lines person Shirley. So there are three main blocking techniques we use straight off the scrimmage, can you tell me what they are?
Shirley: one, use a metal poll to inflict grievous pain if the guy looks like he thinks he can use a laptop computer in my local McDonald's, two kick him to death, three stab him
Brian: Shirley where did you say you played college football at?
Shirley: the northern territory cuz
Brian: ok so what kind of defensive plays did you have there
Shirley: so we get our four defensive line and three linebackers to get all the cops in town to attend a break and enter, while the secondary four defenders rob the liquor store
Brian: and this is while you're on the field?
Shirley: yeah cuz let's run a blitz play I'll show you what I can do
Brian: alright everyone you heard Shirley, she's gonna blitz the quarterback from the line let's see how she does
Joe Dispenza...
https://youtu.be/La9oLLoI5Rc?si=rPWkSqzzKu1kECHk
So horrible after fifty metre sprint in the pool, couldn't even turn around and finish 100. Completely exhausting. 44 seconds to swim 50 metres. Slow.
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