Homeostasis, Marine Drill Instructor Shirley vs David May

 

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Sit up straight and look at me right now. My name is Staff Sergeant Shirley and I am your senior drill instructor. I'm assisted in my duties by drill instructor, Johnny Flagon and drill instructor, Dollar There Cuz. Our mission is to train each one of you to become a United States Marine. A Marine is characterised as one who possesses the highest of military virtues: he obeys orders, respects his seniors, and strives constantly to be the best at everything that he does. Discipline and spirit are the hallmarks of a marine. Each of you can become a marine if you develop discipline and spirit. We will give every effort to train you even after some of you have given up on yourself. Starting now you will treat all marines with the highest level of respect, for we have earned our place as marines and will expect nothing less than that from you. We will treat you as our fellow marines with firmness, fairness, dignity and compassion. At no time will you be physically abused or verbally threatened by a marine or recruit. If anyone should abuse or mistreat you I expect you to report such incidents immediately to me or to one of my drill instructors. Further if you feel I have mistreated you, I expect you to report it to your series commander: Sam Brinton.

From now on, my drill instructors and I will be with you everyday and everywhere that we go. I've told you what my drill instructors and I will do, from you we demand the following: you will give 100% of yourselves at all times. Obey all orders quickly, willingly and without question. Treat all marines and recruits with courtesy and respect. You will not physically abuse or verbally threaten any marine or recruit. Be completely honest in everything that you do. A marine never lies, cheats or compromises. Respect the rights and properties of others, a marine never steals. You must work hard to strengthen your body, be proud of yourself and the uniform you wear. Above all else: never quit or give up! For we offer you the challenge of recruit training, the opportunity to earn the title: United States Marine.

David May's version....

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0?si=dgHj7PTQdV8Sw2Vy

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