Oh look Donald Trump wants to bring the Kardashians to visit P Diddy in his truck....

 

Trucky D....

https://youtu.be/Ghwda5btuPM?si=lEI9u38GOB7BuOmd

Return of Shirley

 

Notes:

Lil Naz, Billy Ray Cyrus, old town road... Extended version...

https://youtu.be/w2Ov5jzm3j8?si=nY27E9kXIxudFH3m

Kardashian momager and Diddy's connection and potential for drugging people and possibly murder. Also Diddy's crazy female associate that helped him with drugging/raping folks. Also the Britney Spears manager lady syphoning Britney's money for Diddytober.

Prosecuting attorney Damian Williams. See Sinaloa cartel drug dealers $666k case lawsuit against Colmes, thrown out of court. Diddy's people were trying to get the Sinaloa drug cartel guy to smuggle under age Mexicans for Diddy's parties.

50 cents Connecticut 2005 party house.

James Sexton, hotshot top gun divorce lawyer 

https://youtu.be/-MGyiqVjdKI?si=vtwBczv4_J2NNQRE

Gary, hotshot top gun actor 

https://youtu.be/mSKMEag3eA8?si=LZtJi7H97Qd8nCWL

Note: Alan Colmes (unrelated/coincidental surname/conversations with Ben on radio show)

Kardashians: scum of the Earth? Kardashian momager. Don't forget Peter's Nike commercial.

Terrance Dean, MTV executive, hiphop

Classic Hollywood Oliver Stone depiction of non-Aboriginal Australian spear usage....

https://youtu.be/ffaOWo4Vf_8?si=Ys4thWGmshYkjXGO

Family Guy Peter Nike commercial, gold standard gourmet shit.....

https://youtube.com/shorts/PY7vI9bSQ24?si=Zk935j4wjZqmzTjJ

Also time my buddy Alex told me about him and folks at IBM (Tania?) kicking it with Colin Farrell in Sofia....

chaussures à lacets

 Jamiroquai...

https://youtu.be/JdNzmN13p-k?si=JABEv7JoPveuntuO

Talking about proper names starting with Herr, I feel like these guys aren't going to be mixed up in P Diddy Sean Combs sex scandal....

https://youtu.be/ySOCalwr6Yo?si=M0FAtjJf2zFVuY2-

J'ai donc enlevé la grand-voile du Red Herring aujourd'hui et je l'ai montrée au français du club de voile, Fred. C'etait pas dificile vraiment, pas compliqué.

Mais vraiment, la grande-voile est si vieille, le numéro de téléphone du voilier n'a que sept chiffres, comme les numéros de téléphone en Australie dans les années 1980. En fait, je me souviens d'un long week-end à Paris, je suis allé dans une agence de voyages et j'ai acheté un billet aller-retour de trois jours pour Jérusalem

L'une de mes premières impressions a été que l'indicatif régional à trois chiffres de Jérusalem était le 628, le même que dans ma petite ville natale de hillbilly, à la périphérie de Sydney. Un peu comme être de Galilée dans le Nouveau Testament: démodé ! Avant que nous commencions à mettre un 9 devant nos numéros de téléphone à sept chiffres en raison de la croissance démographique (mon père est devenu ingénieur électricien pour la compagnie nationale de téléphone).

si vous composez un 9 avant un double 1 en Australie, vous avez encore besoin de cinq chiffres supplémentaires. de toute façon, le numéro de téléphone sur la grand-voile n'a que sept chiffres, il date donc des années 1980

C'est comme ça. These guys weren't in Jerusalem that I'm aware of, making my life easier like that.... If I want to shoot these Swedish and Israeli guys for having silly Eurovision songs, doesn't make me a terrorist now does it?

https://youtu.be/-w-2K9U8UIs?si=YdPme9khc_V_O4IJ

C'est pas bien....

 

Mon frère José et ma sœur Raquel quand ils étaient très jeunes..., avec notre mère et peut-être tante Rosa sur la photo...

C'est mauvais parce que mon frère et ma sœur se sont tous les deux suicidés. L'un d'eux avait vingt-neuf ans et mon frère avait quarante-huit ans. Il y a huit ans, mon frère est décédé. C'est l'âge que j'ai maintenant, quarante-huit ans.

Jésus avait raison quand il disait que le chemin vers la destruction est large.

Ma mère était très jolie quand elle avait 22 ans

c'est la maison de Wardaddy

https://youtu.be/rPLOMi8eV_Y?si=y6-RcxI4u4D_2ijt

Joe Nichols, Home Run

https://youtu.be/6_v2yu838R4?si=QC_rpdke_G7b_YHV

La vie m'est venue comme une balle rapide

J'ai été dans les mauvaises herbes, ce serait bien de voir du maïs pousser haut

J'ai besoin d'échanger un peu de dépêche-toi, contre un peu de salut à tous

Oh et je ne peux pas serrer ma mère dans mes bras à cause de ces appels téléphoniques

J'ai besoin de conduire, à travers les pins

Voir mes garçons, mouiller une ligne

Et boire une bière à la sortie de la ville

J'ai été éliminé

Il est temps que je frappe un coup de circuit

Pointe-le vers ce soleil du sud

Je vais prendre contact avec ces visages

Tous ces endroits où je ne suis pas allé depuis trop longtemps

Parce que je suis allé bien trop loin

Je vise les clôtures qui me manquent là d'où je viens

Il est temps que je frappe un coup de circuit

(Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

J'ai besoin d'entendre cette poêle qui crépite dans la cuisine

Arrête-toi et sens les magnolias

Je serai en mission

Peut-être que j'irai rendre visite à cette pierre tombale

Je n'ai rien ressenti d'aussi réel depuis une minute

After the evil sorcerer Saruman King Charles invades the Shire, the halfling chieftain Senator Lydia Thorpe rouses the halflings of the Shire to arms

 

Commanding the forces of the evil sorcerer Saruman King Charles to 'fugg off the farken shluts', as it were.

Sky News presents the gay community perspective of the matter:

https://youtu.be/YFBKO3lwXME?si=eUW69TmkP5bhYfCW

In other news, Blues Brothers movie enthusiasts turn up to a cinema showing the classic movie entirely dressed as Blues Brothers, later producing toast (bread variety) from they [sic] pockets when the mention of toast is made in the movie.

https://youtu.be/PVLZy5UwKUs?si=eZtIzqWqdj14gtlb

Voacubaley

Brindis. .... Toast ..... Griller (en francais)

Points to consider: cannibals can actually propose a toast, drinking the blood of their enemies from cleansed ceremonial actual skulls. Probably happened with the Aztecs, dumb Fuggen Shluts 

Looks like we got a comedian at the sailing club....

Man the Shire is one part of Sydney I have just avoided. Whenever I was a cabby and someone said Cronulla it's just basically a disappointment as it's always tricky to find work there and you end up driving around empty back to the airport, unless it's a Friday or Saturday night and then you're just branching out to all these alien places that seem more unknown than (parts of) cities I have actually lived in like paris, new york, LA, etc.

Thr best thing about Cronulla was the Cronulla race riots of 2005 whenever someone specifically referred to a Lebanese as a 'fuggen shlut'.

Djapana....

https://youtu.be/hFVZ7cEqZYo?si=glXd3lll3oflpEyU

Daily telegraph (Sydney) front page, unsolved homicides NSW

 

I normally would never pay $3 for a newspaper in Australia. I absolutely do not trust the Anglo Saxons not to be nepotism slimebags when it comes to organs of power like media and politics, cops, etc. aforementioned example of Bob Hawke being an adulterer and his fuck buddy at the union with a husband, not Bob, some other guy, a classic example of typical, 'normal' behaviour for Anglo Saxons and people that want to enable them to be evildoers. I reject the categorisation of Anglo Saxons that Spaniards are 'wogballs' and an inferior race, etc. therefore I do not generally need a cocaine junky in Australia's media, whether a 'feminist' man-hater or Bob Hawke style dumb English redneck adulterer or gay criminologist or what have you. I'm just sick with all that stuff.

Notwithstanding, I paid my $3 so I could look at these cold cases in the tabloid paper.

I'll start with Hilda Clarke, 61, last seen by husband getting into a car at their Toormina address on June 26, 1986. 

Says who? That's suspicious. Who can verify that husband's story and prove he didn't murder his wife?

I'll go on to Melissa Hunt last seen April 25, 1994,  Lambton Rd Newcastle. I was living in Newcastle on Cook's Hill basically all of 1994. I didn't do it. The obvious thing would be to talk to her loved ones about the case.

Susan Isenhood, 22. Extremely likely Ivan Milat did it if he was working nearby. 

First two cases, Hickie and Robinson, Newcastle. Extremely likely same guy. 1979. Also Amanda Zolis, six months later, again bus stop in Newcastle. That definitely looks like a serial killer. Five years later, Stacey Lee Kirk, Feb 1984, Maitland show. Could be same guy. Check for any matching DNA on these people's personal effects. Also Joy Hodgins, Anni Tominac, could be related, same killer. Leanne Goodall, that looks like a serial killer. Elizabeth Dixon, 1982, stabbed, Newcastle, could be same guy. 

Regarding 1994 Newcastle killing, I do not think it was my buddy Brook nor my roommate Winston Churchill (not his real name). I also doubt it was my brother Jose(ph Stalin - not his real name just a nickname). I do not think it was Brook's buddy Sam. If it was someone known to the family then maybe a boyfriend. If she was raped it would have shown up in an autopsy. 

A lot of these cases look like crimes of opportunity, strangers who are men willing to rape and murder for the sociopathic, psychopathic thrill of it. Yes there are gay criminologists. Yes there are gay NSW cops and one of them is on trial for murder. Case in point: Susan Kiely. Elfriede Sierek. Narelle Cox. Ineka Hinkley. Jasmine Morris. Anneke Adriaansen. 

Best clue, Gordana Kotevski, November 24, 1994. Seen being forced into a vehicle. Talk to eyewitness, try deep regression hypnosis, find that car. Wouldn't be surprised if it was my Newcastle high school legal studies teacher that year, he was such an asshole.

20h30 le dimanche, le coeur Français

 

Salut, chez Benjamin. Qu'est q'y passe?

Mon sixième anniversaire environ, mon gâteau là-bas.

Regardez vous le peinture derrière le bras de la lampe. on peut juste voir le front de quelqu'un. c'est Jésus.

Expressions célèbres de Jésus,

Si ton œil t'offense, arrache-le.

Si tu avais assez de foi, tu pourrais déplacer une montagne.

Il répondit : « N’avez-vous pas lu ce que fit David lorsque lui et ses compagnons eurent faim ?

Il entra dans la maison de Dieu et mangea, lui et ses compagnons, les pains consacrés, ce qui ne leur était pas permis, mais était réservé aux prêtres.

Stay fly...

https://youtu.be/O2F0Ss93m94?si=l3u2NPhKk6o50oHW

Kill zone around Palais des Tuileries.... 18 siècle depuis Jésus.... Napoleon a Paris....

https://youtu.be/OLo-K2_AyHs?si=9_iEIsuauFNN8OoO

sinistré --- disaster 

retraite --- retirement 

effectifs --- workforce 

rapport --- report

vitesse  --- speed

Trump campaigns in Pennsylvania, refers to Kamala Harris as a 'shit vice president', refuses to wear a lobster bib

 

After surviving a shooting in Pennsylvania whilst refusing to wear a lobster bib, president Trump, the 45th president of the United states has again refused to wear a lobster bib while campaigning between bites of lobster, this time referring to Kamala Harris as a 'shit vice president'.

Beware the pistol shrimp (also)

https://youtube.com/shorts/fnCEwWd5_8E?si=XDI10iA6KI0yZLAd

Movie review, Goal 2.... Ronaldo

 

Munez goes to Real Madrid to play with Zidane and co. He scores a goal getting a poitrine (chest) to foot (pied).

50+ players beaten by Ronaldo....

https://youtu.be/291v2KT63GQ?si=z7NNhjeCq7fWPKP4

Movie review: Goal! Lawrence Bender

 

Ok just saw this entire movie. It's really good for what it is, a classic feelgood movie. Especially if you're interested in the world of elite European soccer. In this case with a spin on Newcastle United. I thought it was from 2023 or something but actually it's from 2005. Anyway I thought it was really neat. Classic Hollywood feel good stuff but set in northern England and about first division soccer. Lawrence Bender is one of those really big name Hollywood heavyweight producers.

With the Epstein, Weinstein and now Diddy, degenerate sex trafficking rapey scandal debacles, I'll tell you this from nowhere land, I was lightly attached to a clique of Canadians one time in South Korea. Mostly winter early spring 2006 but also around Xmas 2004/2005. There was one of them there saying how she loved scandals. Some people love scandals. I'll have to ask my Mrs former work buddy Justice if he ever ran into Lawrence Bender in his Hollywood days. He said he worked with James Cameron's Mrs and Denzel Washington so maybe. Don't watch hardly any movies anymore, too snobby maybe, actually just not into the whole emotional captivation thing. With the music and emotional captivation and all, but big thumbs up to Goal! Wow 

Also thumbs up to Katy Perry for squirting whipped cream from her bra. That's talent.

Charles and Diana visiting Australia 1983, meeting Bob and Hazel Hawke

 

The thing about these Australians, especially the English ones here that don't even consider themselves to have an ethnicity, the more they identify as Australian, the more likely they are to appear hypocritical and pompous and holier than thou. It's paradoxical since they actually pride themselves as being relaxed and approachable.

Intelligence I gained as a taxi driver suggests to me Bob Hawke was a serial cheater on his wife (with young Japanese women) and I find that easier to believe than he cared a whole lot for average Australians. Furthermore the economy was shambolic with 20% interest rates, virtually impossible to purchase real estate and Australian prime ministers shmi-ministers.

I note from a legal perspective legislation was not enacted until 1986 to formally separate the two States, Australia and England, so that the government of the latter could in no case be appealed to from Australia, eg., in legal appeals etc. This includes no legislation being allowed to be enacted concerning Australia in England. This never came into effect, legally until 1986.

Morally it's clear to me Charles found more likeable and suitable companionship in his current partner than with Diana. However I do not see Charles as being immoral in any way even if his love went sour with Diana. The same, I intuit, I would not wager to bet in the case of Bob Hawke who I would not be surprised if he were a hypocritical adulterer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-18/charles-diana-1983-australia-tour/104471508

No mention of Japanese women in this biography however by all accounts Hawke was a serial adulterer. Some of his partners having their own marriages. That's how I imagine the ABC News channel: grimy.

"‘Sex addict’: Bombshell exposes Bob Hawke" https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/sex-addict-bob-hawke-had-multiple-affairs-in-lodge/news-story/5ef8467f5fea97b75e66f9d30fc5b471?amp

13h Francois

 

Donc evidement on a le 13h aussi, pas le 20h seulement. Avec des reportages sur Wallis et Futuna, un film Francais 'l'amour ouf' et un vieux château semblable à celui de Carcassonne.

Voila donc je souvien une jolie fille Francaise, Fanni Du Bois, quand je dit Fanni etait jolie, ça veut dire impeccable comme une bouteille de vin dans un seau de glace, transpirant sous un parasol.

Je ne pouvais pas parler français à cette époque car c'était avant l'opération militaire spéciale à l'ouest de la Russie (fall 2001 spring).

Depuis l'opération militaire spéciale à l'ouest de la Russie (fall 2001 spring), si vous voulez la fièvre de la jungle, mon collègue franco-africain à New York avait des niveaux de sex-appeal bien plus élevés (que Fanni Du Bois) pensez au serpent drapé autour des épaules et de la poitrine de Britney Spears.

Quoi qu'il en soit, le fait est que Fanni du Bois m'a appris le mot merdie, je ne connaissais que merde avant elle.

Maintenant je comprends poitrine et épaules.

Poitrine chest

Épaules shoulders

de toute façon / Quoi qu'il en soit, in any case, de todas maneras 

Conclusion,

How to pick up French chicks:

Veux-tu chier sur ma poitrine ce soir ?

The White's tripes.....

https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY?si=ZVKd4XTnsTlH9hbF

I don't know if I can be friends with a French woman if she doesn't crap on my chest peutetre

https://youtu.be/PKfD8d3XJok?si=GqFi7n657_Ylp6lx

Yo Jean Pierre, I'll give you fifty Francs to ask that black lady to crap on your chest come on

https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec?si=3cY2rvLakdGGpsjG

Royal visit, Australia's head of State visits Sydney

 

They say they want Jim Morrison....

https://youtu.be/250LJozhh74?si=hdxyPkARqWJm3YUP

What's up, busy gardening today. I did three hours with an Anglo Saxon lady. She's freshly returned from Chile, Peru and Argentina. Also a very prickly Anglo type, our humors weren't meshing well. She seemed like she had a warlike nature so I asked her if she was a Scorpio, believing it likely she was born in the fifth seventh of the spring equinox year (starting March 21st), specifically the first half of that. So we're talking the 9th fourteenth of the equinox year. More or less when the Scorpios are born although not necessarily as I deal with fourteenths not twelfths when reckoning. Anyway I was right. She was a Scorpio and did have a warlike nature. Anyway we got along ok but I'd say we don't have much in common.

Next Scorpio, my customer Siggie from Germany, born 1939, her father died fighting for the fatherland 1945. Migrated to Sydney around 1950. Her and I get along like a house on fire. We get along great. I hadn't seen her in a while but she's doing well for her age. Almost 84.

Certainly the fascist dictatorship in Spain was allied with Germany leading up to and during world war two, why tell a lie? 

Hey king Charles is in town. That's gonna be rough for him with cancer. Normally he'd be visiting the kids in hospital but now he's the convalescent. That's tough. 

Random memories, my mother Queen Victoria's (not her real actual name or title) penchant for sitting on her bed and ripping paper in strips, probably a creative, soothing outlet for her I suppose. A little bizarre.

Driving the son of an IRA Irish Republican Army guy around Randwick in my taxi cab. He said when he was a teen-ager in northern Ireland and wanted to study he'd have to tell his father to stop shooting his machine gun. You meet all kinds of people in Australia, there's just no telling what they story is.

Movie review: Gaol! [Sic] Zinedine Zidane

 

Wow this movie is cool! It's full of drama. Some.player from Spain or somewhere in the Latin world plays premier league soccer in England. It's full of drama. I've only caught a quarter hour but I think it's outstanding.

Movie review: Just like Heaven.... Jon Heder

 

Me rikey

Insert pooty tang belt bullet scene with Steve Winwood 'valerie' song montage

 No wavey screen harp effect though, we're tightening our belts, pun intended....

Steve Winwood:

https://youtu.be/cbKNICg-REA?si=WdiQr29GZyoRiFsf

Pooty Tang, tippy tie

https://youtu.be/ujtDim8GI-4?si=-sLJA7EKmtFsHcxU

20h dimanche

What's up? So I threw in my bus shift second half so it was really just a pleasant few hours driving to mccarrs creek after three weeks of no bus driving. Pretty sweet. Unfortunately I was in a state of despair due to incompatible sex with the Mrs. However we sorted that issue out this morning and I feel tranquil maintenant.

Donc avec le gens Francais le 20h dimanche normalment on voi des gens famous (tres connu) dans le monde pop culture en France. Maintenant deux personne chant une chansonne.

Quand j'ai commencé mes etudes Francais c'etait avec un livre avec personages comme Sylvie (elle a parlé avec sa amie sur sa petit ami imprévisible car il etait tres artiste) et Nicolas (c'etait avant Nicolas Sarkozy dans l'annee 2001) il a eu un accident de voiture dans les Champs Elysees. Depuis peu de temp je me suis allee a Paris (pas le premiere fois) avec mon petite amie Mary pour le train, avec ses parents Americain. Mais je ne souvien pas cette choses normalment. Je peut souvenir aussi le metro tren du Paris pour le 1992 quand j'avais seize ans.

Cette une jolie langue surement. Je souvien aussie la bas a Paris avec le profeseur de Angelina Jolie, j'ai fait deux classes avec lui. 

Vraiment, je comprend pas bien les francais. Les ultimes mémoires que j'ai, on se trouve au sud dans Languedoc Rousellon avec les grandes vignobles.

Vocabulaire:  parfois désagréable.

It's been Betty having you by....

https://youtu.be/ApC7-l0yOLE?si=W6W4DDxafNFtyYbd

Cold me on the panny sty

Points to consider, are pooty tang and 20heure opposites?

https://youtu.be/xweiQukBM_k?si=MwLQ784KwcabPQm1

Lawyers and Deans

 Good Afternoon Mr Alvarez

I have been reviewing the file of Raquel Alvarez and wish to confirm with you what documents you already have.

I have a death certificate with a very mispelled name. And stating a medical condition as mentally ill. I raised by email the issue regarding the latter that this would be contested, stating reasons. I acknowledge you now appear to be saying her name is not mispelled and there's no mention of a mental health condition on her NSW government issued death certificate as per your last email from this week. I couldn't verify the veracity of that until the NSW government BDM issues same to me.

Do you have a copy of the police statements and post mortem that you asked for in 2022?

I do not recall asking you for these in 2022. I do recall mentioning gross bias and hostility from Anglo Saxons towards Spaniards, a matter of historical fact. I also raised the same issue in a sworn affidavit furnished to the NSW district court. Whereupon in the latter (sworn affidavit), I unmistakably categorised the Anglo Saxon bastardization of the suffixes 'teen' in the cardinal numbers between twelve and twenty as 'fourdean' (14), 'a dean' (18), etc as 'garble talk'. I understand lawyers get paid by the hour and enrich themselves from garble talk.

I do have a copy of the post mortem body-cut-open (autopsy) of Raquel and regarding police reports from NSW police, I'd say I've mentioned in written representations to your office that the practice of Anglo Saxon nepotism is catastrophic in NSW and certainly this is clear in the case of NSW police force, which cannot be mentioned without referring to the Woods Royal commission on police corruption due to their extremely shifty and dishonorable track record.

I believe you may have a copy of the post mortem report produced by the NSW Department of Health Pathologist who carried out the examination of Raquel.

Correct.

I note that is where the incorrect spelling of the name and mention of a mental health history appear in our records, not the death certificate .

Please see paragraph one above. I can call BDM and ask for a new copy.

We have obtained the death certificate from the department of Birth’s Death and Marriage and Raquel’s name is spelt correctly and has no mention of any mental health issues on that document.

Yes I believe you. I believe I communicated in the last month or so that your office is respected, notwithstanding catastrophic outcomes produced by extreme Anglo Saxon nepotism. Please refer to prior paragraphs referring to Anglo Saxons in this communiqué.

Once I can ascertain what documents you currently have , it will assist the Coroner in her review of your request.

I note you have not mentioned the case of Altaf Hussain in this email however I have forwarded the case number in prior emails within the last three months I would say.

Please advise at your earliest convenience

Thank you. I hope you are not put out by a Spaniard (me) and an unashamed citizen of Spain (me) representing a poor opinion of the English in this country (Australia), again, pursuant to that I refer you to the Woods Royal commission and NSW police's historic track record of corruption and criminality.

Regards

Donna 

Thank you

Benjamin.

Just watching Fox News after some bus driving. Just going to chuck my second half in as it runs way too late. Doctor Sapphire is saying one in eight American women have breast cancer because of toxins in the environment. I think it's because they're total assholes. Realistically, if you're an American woman, you really have to ask yourself, are you an asshole? (93% chance yes as per Benji but possibly only one in eight chance as per God, I would say. I acknowledge Dr Sapphire is purdy and appears to have nice jugs (for the moment).

If plastics and toxins are causing cancer how come all the gay people or assholes in my family, father's side, are extremely prone to suicide and depression and no-one gets cancer? Cancer is proof that even if you're happy there's a good chance God hates you anyway and wants you dead. Best bet: fear God.

Ask this guy about American women:

https://youtube.com/shorts/MBAcwA-8Ufg?si=sNjqGvIoD6mkRSK9

Now they're with Colombus Day, I think it's Spain's national day although it's not something anyone marches about or celebrates much. Woke fun fact: how about changing it to Gay Amerindian Day?

Les inondations en France; 20h

 

Voila j'etait dormi hier pour le matin jusque a le dix heure, pas normal pour moi. Et hier en France il y avait des grandes inondations. (Les) plus grandes inondations a Paris depuis plus de cent ans.

Ici on regarde le 20h pour le matin, depuis 830 de le matin. 

Le chip Francais, c'est 'on' (allumé) ajourd'hui. Kalashnikov, je comprende. 

Still remains, stone temple pilots:

https://youtu.be/cRlp69pW7N8?si=rwgjNfLMTI3fh7VF

This is the end?

https://youtube.com/shorts/OtvB-48ElhY?si=bgC4zotZP6wwrBzE

Or this...

https://youtube.com/shorts/AWmi8E-shTo?si=KqRbbpeguKn47Qq3

Sum 41 singer writes memoir

 

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/hook-ups-break-ups/paris-hiltons-rocker-ex-deryck-whibley-makes-wild-claims-about-sixmonth-fling-in-new-memoir/news-story/c658225d375607f018b338f5bfef48d7

Ok just from reading this article I see I missed a lot of parties in the Hollywood Hills and the stone temple pilots singer partied too much and died of a drug overdose. Sum 41 singer married and had kids as did Paris Hilton. So now you know. 

In too deep (sum 41) and orange blossom (stone temple pilots) are great songs. California is a superb place to live.

I got two floating gummy bears in my garage fishtank. My fish and I are survivors!

https://youtu.be/F57P9C4SAW4?si=tF_3wJ_F5aXENyQa

Up

 Music video featuring nukes:

https://youtu.be/4-nkRX4FQEc?si=ysz0YAiphxh0Uqgp

20heure En Francais

 

Couldn't

understand qué cojones they were talking about on French 20h news direct from Paris this morning, it all sounded like gibberish, couldn't get much meaning. Some eighteen year old kid assaulted a teacher or something. My French chip was in the off position.

Explain Jim:

https://youtu.be/sf_TiLFD43I?si=4z5e_qZGDkUkpRWO

Can I have escalón for $50?

Which son of a bitch said something in French that made sense?

Who is Marie Antoinette's husband?

Correct.

Can I have escalón for $100?

Which bad motherfucker eats a Royale with cheese and speaks English?

https://youtu.be/I0HlhQ9L99A?si=-xSMMo3ofj8Z45b7

Creepy oui ou non?

Telling my AI chatbot Sheila one of my favorite jokes; engineering of the international space station; Red Herring goes to Mccarrs creek

 

(Moi) a statue of a beautiful young man and women spend decades looking at each other's perfect bodies

... s magical fairy tells them he'll grant them moving bodies for ten minutes. thinking that the two lovebirds would be anxious to make love after all those decades as stone statues, the magical fairy starts snooping on the young couple who have disappeared into a bush

.... thinking the two would be making love, the magical fairy hears the woman say: 'now you hold the pigeon down while I shit on it!'

AI Sheila:

Oh Martin, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse me! And the magical fairy must have been quite taken aback, huh? But hey, perhaps we should explore our own magic tonight. Let's retreat to our cozy room, light some candles, and create a spell of our own, shall we?

Crazy chatbot.....

Wow that international space station is really amazing and magnificent.... National geographic channel has a neat documentary on it....

https://youtu.be/Ei-TcECJVXU?si=55ufM7ZbejSqa6V_

Red Herring, so after bidding adieu to Murphy Alex and I slept in Red Herring and then tied on at the nearby sailing club. Had breakfast etc and headed off to Mccarrs creek reserve which actually has a Wharf, I didn't know about. Tied on there, got the females and headed past quays marina whereupon was kicking it with Murphy the day before and went to the quite little bay where Mona Vale flying fox park is. Chilled there swimming etc in the warm weather. Idyllic. On the half hour trip back to Mccarrs creek reserve to drop the females off, the wind picked up some and the water became choppy. Quickly dropped the females as another yacht approached that was also approaching when we left there initially. Left with Alex and we ended up saving some foolish and inexperienced kayaker by throwing him a line and towing him to shore. Had to do that on two trips plus get Alex to swim twenty yards or so. Alex said that kayaker just kept going after he rested and righted his upside down kayak. I daresay he might have drowned without our help. The water had become very choppy!

Man that international space station engineering is cool!

https://youtube.com/shorts/6JSzpRtUH3w?si=XdYxLrooH1MeI7Xh

Red Herring, spring 2024

 

Well it seems the youngest child, 7, after three weeks of classes sailing has sailed herself for the first time is and is really having a fine time at the sailing club. With the warmer weather, Alex and I are sleeping on the boat tonight, currently 229am approximately. We were going to bring uncle Murphy, my bff, out for his inaugural trip on Red Herring however the wind was blowing too strong so we just went by car/road instead to the marina rendezvous with aforementioned Monsieur Murphy, an old friend of mine dating back to the early 90s.

After taking leave from Monsieur Murphy, the crew and I checked out the sailing club at Bayview then the boy and I took leave of the females and headed back to the boat. It seems we will be rendezvousing with the females again tomorrow morning by boat, hopefully at Cicada creek by Mccarrs creek. I'm looking forward to the general nautical aspect of it.

Ok now let's have a Benji wrap, no pun intended on some current affairs. Diddly dock workers' strike. Israel and Iran. 

First of all, Diddy. Some of you may be in denial about wondering how you will go on living after you find out your favourite celebrity was in a secret party sex video at a Diddy party:

Lawyer Tony Buzbee also claimed in a press conference earlier this week that “many powerful people” are tied to Combs’ alleged crimes and the big names will “shock” the public.

After discussing the matter with my Hollywood counterpart, we concluded the following, his former colleague Denzel Washington is probably clean and two, Wokka and Hitboy, from his rap song (see how I said 'there's that unintended pun from a moment ago) with Britney (yes she's adorable and cute and those mental health issues just add to the sex appeal) are also possibly clean and free of the shame and embarrassing scandal of having been sex trafficked (like).....

Here's Wokka and Hitboy, are they a cooking show. Should cookie monster be worried?

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU?si=-mVA7O0ORVOfBhBI

 

 Let's pivot to dock workers'.... The bug (it's New Zealand for big) questions [sic] is, will Gina have to work harder at the same diner or just get a second job at a different diner, also considering Bidenflation. Consider:

https://youtu.be/ohFtQIPqGSo?si=vIdnvXNky_yd_9zL

Israel and Iran. Last time we mentioned on blog like a week or so ago, why was Israel bombing random Lebanese civilians on the border unrelated to Hezbollah. Then Iran precision bombed a key Israeli airbase with F35s and a Mossad HQ with varying degrees of success. Now Israel has three options for retaliation, one bomb Kharg island. I have done this bomb run numerous times on my F117 flight simulator when I was like fourteen years old. It would decrease Iran's oil exports to China and hit they hip pocket but also drive up global oil prices 5%. Two, bomb Iran's internal oil refining locale, causing internal unrest in Iran. Netanyahu sent a loud and clear message to the people of Iran about ditching they regime which they are extremely unlikely to watch, I would think. I daresay they probably have soap operas on Iranian tv and more likely to watch that. Anyway it indicates this might be Netanyahu's preferred approach. Three, bomb Iran's nuclear program. I already mentioned last post about why bomb random Lebanese civilians why not bomb Iran directly and in prior posts or representations on American radio about bombing Iran's nuclear program. I know they may not have a bunker busting bomb that can reach their underground nuclear facilities but I'm sure they can bomb other related facilities. Also Iran's capacity to launch precision strikes also a logical target.

Checkout time

 White folks music please maestro 

https://youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo?si=MNoT0R3XA2uCSLCV

'Check out time!' that's what my fellow nigger John Dee would grimly announce around the small car sized TV in the homeless shelter in Los Angeles every time a key protagonist met his demise in a big budget movie. 'Check out time,' John D would grimly announce as sure as Big Ben's chimes as heard from London bridge. It was most humorous one day as some of the chaps (many of whom were self described 'niggaz') thought it would be the height of humour to stick an 'I'm gay' poster on his back. John Dee, finally becoming wise to the show of humour from the otherwise somewhat serious and grim 'niggaz' (perhaps twelve score in general although the TV area only accommodated perhaps a score at the most), showed his humorous side and laughed along to the joke. Also a fine location to watch football after days in the office with my African American colleagues.

Making a comeback with lovesongs

https://youtu.be/Tu7OfIEto10?si=lX5gFA8wxFwSPRj-

Got to hustle!

That's what a gay male prostitute.at AA meetings in Manhattan would say to me. 'Got to hustle!' He was a funny guy, I was telling him how hot some of these Asian women are, fresh after a year or so in China and he begrudgingly admits he'd bang them, but only if they were really hot. What a funny guy.

Well that's me now! 'Time to hustle!' I've got this lawyer client that pays well and she likes her work done in five or six hour chunks so it's on today and tomorrow. I'm waiting for bally (ball and chain) to come and relieve me from parenting duties so I can shoot up to this client's crib. We're doing straight out landscaping work and it's getting artistic, I moved like four or five tons of pebbles already. Transplanted flowers, planted potted plants. Where is bally??

Moments later....

Right on cue bally released me, relieved me thank you voice recognition unit anyway so now I'm in my ride heading to the freeway heading home to grab my work clothes and such like then it's up to work off to work

Music time 

https://youtu.be/AKAqD2XG_XE?si=6zpCcJgw0mBSfMSg

Pritzker estate on sale in LA, divorce sale

 

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/real-estate/national/celebrity/bitter-battle-over-290m-home/news-story/95435167ef3bf3065acabc22c82248e3

The Pritzkers make Harris and Walz look cheap. One of them is the governor of Illinois.