Saturday, June 29, 2024

Stand up, Seinfeld

 

Hey what's up? I was feeling lousy again after being treated like an emotional tampon by my wife. And a hotel slave by the kids, as usual. And I've already mentioned how mean Anglo Saxons can be towards poor isolated Spaniards when they want to be.

Then I called one of these American free call 988 lines, and vented for half an hour and now I feel great again. So two big American comedians lately were saying, Seinfeld: I'm interested in all things stand up comedy, like that's my area. I believe him. I believe Seinfeld is interested in Porsches and stand up comedy. I don't think you'd need to attach electric modules to my testicles and brainwash and torture me into believing that. I just find that easy to believe. Seinfeld was also saying movies are going like the way of the dodos or something, I don't believe that. Anyway some other American comic on Fox News Jimmy Failla show was saying like you need a routine you're comfortable with that is expressive of who you really are.


Also I had been observing approximately three sets in Newcastle and one set in Newtown (Sydney) and it seems yes, you need a routine, you can't just go adlib. I think the most likely routine for me would be to present as a guy trapped in the closet. Deeply trapped inside a Catholic closet, unwilling to come out for gay sex notwithstanding the joys of twenty guys jerking off on my face and bring penetrated by a gangbang. You can see how this could be humorous and it's really something I'm happy to discuss so it could be a winner.


Oh yeah in other news the Israeli legal system has banned ultra orthodox Jews from military service exemption, it means they have to pick up a weapon and stand at post, consider:

https://youtu.be/kYPD6TtFJqU?si=qy8T_c2L4ZYi8bgb






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