This is probably the only time his Benjiness will be addressing Cate Blanchett on this blog, and it's not hate speech

 

Cate, what makes you think you're qualified for the role of the singing bush?

https://youtu.be/e9vPvHO8Kp4?si=5cAbEKvZVng62Fgo

How much is this Sí perfume? Wonder how much Cate gets?

$100! I'm only getting that because she used the accent properly on sí, otherwise it would have just said 'if'.... The Britney Spears fragrance was only $25, affordable.

Reminder of Spanish joke, guy knocks on an office door in Spain and asks, "do you espeak English?"

Guy inside says "if! Between!"

Ha ha it's a Spanish thing like bullfighting and fascism.

Oh wow international roast coffee only $9.50 the giant tin.

Devolves into drunken first Australian insanely bitter screaming, get fugged yer farken shlut yeah fugg off yer farken shlut. Sux about the invisible horseman.

So it's gonna be forever or we're gonna go down in flames!

What it do Baby it's Paul Wall

https://youtu.be/5aKjQ_0ci0g?si=KZGD_x2IZiIx93Gi