It tells you when to use flash; who ordered code red

From Fletcher's

https://youtu.be/tu5p335MiIA

Redski

https://youtu.be/9FnO3igOkOk

MR RODRIGUEZ, this shortstop is not up to scratch, i recommend benching for a season

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ALSO the girl handling the catering, not up to standard

Up laws.....

https://youtu.be/qLdkVIc_plE

do you read the bible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65HBibknLi8

the love boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ElvVCbROg

yo, just watching some friday night tv, this popped into my inbox from my legal advisor.... they have a lawyer call Lee on fox news with Gillian Mele as well, what a co-incidence.... i'll tell you my funny Gillian Mealy story from college some other time, real hoot and a holler.......... man lawyers use all hoity toity langage, don't they? my father was a lawyer and one of my besties in Spain, Aurora, was too.... and my right hand buddy at college in spain also, Ignacio.... got to love lawyers and legal advisors

For the attention of Ms T Alvarez; Associate Partners Paine, Will, Holder and Deane.

With reference to NSW Supreme Court Case Reference# B20200811-7186494, Estate of Maria Alvarez

Client: Benjamin Alvarez of 98 Jersey Rd DHARRUK NSW 2770 Australia

The Client, Mr B Alvarez, has recently instructed us on updates to the situation regarding his late mother's Estate, to wit;

He has recently forwarded by sea mail approximately two pounds of his mother's remains (ashes) to the postal address he has on file for the co-beneficiary, Ms T Alvarez. In Spain (Torrecilla de Leal, Madrid), as per her recent request. He has also forwarded by sea mail various letters, photographs, postcards, and the like, appertaining to his late mother's Estate. He estimates this despatch will arrive around late October due to delays in international shipping routes due the Covid-19 pandemic.

He has instructed us to notify recent costs as including: approximately $3400 for the funeral services of the late Maria Alvarez, approximately $110 for legal filing and paperwork. Ongoing costs include (but are not limited to): electricity, council rates and water service for the Estate. 

The client wishes to notify Ms Alvarez of a unique opportunity to achieve a higher than usual sale price for the property at 98 Jersey Rd, Dharruk. Namely, the property next door at 96 Jersey Rd, being an unusually large sized property, is currently for sale by Ray White Real Estate Mt Druitt on behalf of a property developer who wishes to transform the unusually large lot into a subdivision of duplexes, for which, we understand, they already have zoning approval. Mr Alvarez is currently in negotiations with Ray White Real Estate to sell the property at 98 Jersey Rd to the same developer with a view to achieving a higher than usual sale price. Of course, no binding agreement can be entered into at this point until Probate has been legitimized, however Mr Alvarez would like to strongly encourage the co-beneficiary, Ms T Alvarez, to contact Ray White Real Estate Mt Druitt about the matter to inspect its veracity. The relevant web address is https://raywhitemtdruitt.com.au/

Finally, with regard to filing the relevant paperwork with the NSW Supreme Court, our client advises as follows:

That he will be filing all relevant paperwork himself, in his own name, as he feels most comfortable proceeding in this manner. That he will not be charging the co-beneficiary Ms T Alvarez any financial imposition for the advisory service our Entity provides him. That we remind Ms T Alvarez that our Entity is retained by Mr B Alvarez at his own personal expense, and not at that of the Estate, to advise him on legal matters and act as an intermediary service with the co-beneficiary Ms Alvarez. Keeping in mind that relations between the two parties have been generally extremely poor most of their lives and they are generally unable to maintain civil and respectful relations between the two in a normal way. On this latter note, Mr Alvarez has advised that he will be happy to receive mail by post from Ms Alvarez for any and all practical purposes, such as legal filing, requests for family heirlooms and the like, at the address at 98 Jersey Rd Dharruk. Providing she refrain from defamatory attacks, rude, insolent, hostile or otherwise malicious representations and insinuations towards Mr Alvarez to the detriment of his well-being and peace of mind. She may at any time seek out her own legal advice as most relevant to her with regard to her relationship with her brother and her acquisition of the family Estate. The client advises he will not be accepting of any encumbrances financial or otherwise for any legal services Ms Alvarez retains with regard to the distribution of the Family Estate and that she would do so at her own personal expense.

To this latter point, the client requests that the co-beneficiary, Ms T Alvarez, complete UCPR Form 125 attached, as a DOC file or PDF file. The co-beneficiary is also advised to download the relevant form herself either from this email or else from the relevant website: https://www.ucprforms.nsw.gov.au  and complete the form herself or else with the help of a qualified legal applicant. Please be advised to register the Filing Details as: Benjamin Alvarez of 98 Jersey Road DHARRUK NSW 2770 and phone number 0420 782 163 and email address benjamin.alvarez81@gmail.com  as the client insists on filing all documents himself. The relevant notary service required can be found at the Australian Diplomatic Mission in Madrid. Please forward a hard copy of the relevant form 125 to Mr Alvarez at 98 Jersey Rd DHARRUK NSW 2770 and also via email to this address and/or Mr Alvarez's gmail address. If intending to apply as a co-administrator of the Estate please stipulate in the relevant area of Form 125 and request legal aid as necessary (from a different Entity).

The only Executor named in the Will, the late Mr Jose Antonio Alvarez, deceased in February 2017, has functionally abrogated in that end. 

Sincerely,

Sam Lee

Legal Advisor




do you remember what color the pen is (or was)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAE7uOO_4v4


man he just nails that toupee, you can't learn that kind of skill at any law school, that's pure talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6YLAmKFpRM


he's badgering the witness!!!!!!  ha ha ha ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNLpPbmB8go

Mom and her abbo buddy

My mom would bang on a bit about Ulysses by James Joyce (an Irishman), however I could never muster any interest, this Irish chap from YouTube seems as good a way as any to break the ice....

https://youtu.be/cTjxKDAUUy8

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Benji talks CEOs, coronavirus

https://youtu.be/CeTliWwDPOg

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DNC convention guys have their own ideas about music, mnogu smeshno

Hannity gritty

https://youtu.be/g4zT27Cvorc

Live blogging Bret Baier, Martha, Dana and crew, Elizabeth Warren just spoke and spoke and spoke, no finger puppets, no storytime, no neighing like a whinnying pony, no fun .... So boring. Just Martha did a little hair toss, nearest we got to entertaining pony like behavior and Dana is showing her bare arms a little, also interesting. Can someone please electro-shock this absolutely morbid snooze fest? I just filed like half my families death certificates today, come on, please.

Now Obama's talking, wasn't he a liberal arts college professor or something? Are the Obama's like super liberal arts academics or something? Can I get a free education if I'm part Eskimo or something?

I think it's pretty fair to say this Harris won't be vice president of the United States anytime soon. This rot the DNC is puking up looks like lesbian women who deify liberal arts degrees and colleges and have little understanding of the real world. Women in pants everywhere earning so much they're struggling to keep a man interested. It's hard to watch.


Kamala talks for an eternity blushing like Joe's new bride winning a beauty contest then waves at a bank screen array of thirty or so lesbian worshippers of the liberal arts education deities. Horrible, then shot of Joe and Kamala social distancing at their wedding and you're wondering if Joe might actually die in front of us right there, what are the odds.

Martha does another little hair toss. Put a black hottie glamour there if you want to, I won't mind, guess I'm not a racist then..... Brit isn't drunk yet again. Might be interesting to see him tripping on acid for a change, just sayin'.

The rockets' red glare bro, the bombs bursting in air bro, just sayin'

https://youtu.be/MwIymq0iTsw

DNC convenes, BENJI adds music

Cute looking momma with fancy shmancy liberal arts education... not exactly street

Music as promised...

Shut up

https://youtu.be/Lpds3V90VbM

And dribble

https://youtu.be/Yjff7tS8MxY

And don't tell number 55 what to eat, he's doing fine

... Just sayin'

Today's music; getting lawyered up re: mom dyin'; pitching Bombshell 2, anyone want to make a movie?

Today's music from Herr Morrison and colleagues...

https://youtu.be/Uhx2d6KqOQU

Talent comes in all shapes and sizes, does my legal advisor have talent?

Dear Trish,

My name is Sam Lee, I'm acting as a legal advisor to your brother Benjamin. Please accept my condolences for the loss of your mother who passed away recently on the 30th July 2020. I have been in contact with Benjamin this morning and he is in receipt of your email from today. Going forward, I will be your contact person for all matters and inquiries you may have with regard to your brother, Benjamin. 

Benjamin had advised me that the relationship between the two of you has been expremely poor for most of your lives and that he does not feel that having direct dealings with you, generally speaking, will be beneficial to his well-being, on the whole. Furthermore, he is under legal advice not to have any dealings written or otherwise with NSW Health and especially Blacktown West Mental Health with regard to your late mother. As his legal advisor, I'd also like to request that you refrain from having any of your personal acquaintances in Australia contact Benjamin for any reason, going forward, for legal reasons. My understanding is that future emails you may send to Benjamin may not be read so please contact me at this address to resolve the outstanding matter of your late mother's Estate.

Benjamin has instructed me to forward you the certifications appertaining to your mother's passing and to let you know that your mother was cremated a few days after her passing. Any arrangements you make to commemorate her passing with your loved ones is purely your own affair and Benjamin will not be involved in any of those affairs in the foreseeable future. Benjamin is aware of your desire to possess your mother's ashes and will endeavor to facilitate that to you at a future unspecified point. Benjamin has also advised me that he will be forwarding you a package in the mail this week containing photographs and souvenirs of your late mother.

Probate proceedings with the NSW Supreme Court have commenced and I will be in contact with you, in due course, regarding your role to play in those proceedings in the coming weeks and months. Benjamin has advised me that your mother's Last Will and Testament has been located and you are the beneficiary of fifty per cent of the Estate, along with Benjamin who is the beneficiary of the other fifty per cent. If you have any questions regarding disbursements, costings, proceedings, and the like, please contact me at this address. Benjamin has noted that you were generally unsatisfied with the handling of your late brother's, Jose Alvarez Estate, on his passing in February 2017, and wishes to pass you his condolences for your loss. Benjamin does not admit any legal wrongdoing in the matter of your late brother's Estate. 

Please accept again my condolences for your losses and direct any future inquiries to me going forward,

Sam Lee

Legal Advisor

Finally, you may have seen the umpteenth version of a true story coming all over a Hollywood movie, somewhat recently in the form of 'Bombshell' Roger Ailes sex scandal Fox News. Yes it's really a movie! With Hollywood scrotes in it abounding.

But how about Bombshell 2, Jedediah goes all werewolf? Right? I'll probably work on the movie poster soon. Jedediah has closet werewolf written all over her. I can see her gorging on Chinese blood in central park with a muzzle and shanks and a furry coat. Picture snow, screams, a wolf gorging on entrails. Mmm sequel.

Tennis coach Rick Macci

Yo, took Alex for second session of hitting balls, maybe over 100 shots today and laterrealized, here's the real way to forehand:

https://youtu.be/FmSgLG77vD4


https://youtu.be/5MHugAF2DiQ


Found a Catholic Church layfellow in Spain that can break news to the family there, in touch on Facebook.... He says

Facilítenos más datos y veremos cómo podríamos ayudarle. Un saludo.


There's a new guy on Fox and Friends, from the Candy Cain Institute. Check out the bull in the Merrill Lynch commercial.... Where does it normally range? Which part of Merrill Lynch deals with the bull, just wonderin' Who sharpens its horns, they are crazy sharp, just sayin' wouldn't want to run into that thing without a bazooka handy, just concludin'

https://youtu.be/7Rcotv5Xq6s


Just rememberin' if a bull is chasing you your best bet is to run downhill. Their front legs are shorter than the rear, don't run uphill unless you want to deal with Gore....

Do Chinese people sometimes stand up to fight back against their local government? Yes, watch....

https://youtu.be/s26ix_3Di-U

Laura from fox news goes to Minneapolis riot sites, will she go to Portland now (please)?; Benji confesses a lack of interest in Biden/Harris 'ticket' and mourning mom with the fam

Portland PD
https://youtu.be/wMe2hou_sgE

I always like it when Laura goes afield, e.g. to Chicago....

Here's a potential flight itinerary you can use:

https://www.esky.com/flights/select/roundtrip/mp/nyc/ap/pdx?departureDate=2020-08-17&returnDate=2020-08-19&pa=4&py=0&pc=0&pi=0&sc=economy

Try asking Portland PD for body armor before you leave!

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https://youtu.be/ABuTsgSJ8nk

Watch how elegantly Mike Huckabee trashes Kamala Harris, he's the only person worth listening to about her. Kind of reminds me of my feelings for my mom, unfortunately.

Ok watch these entire thirty eight minutes of Court case, stellar viewing, absolutely....

https://youtu.be/Pg0XXhkt0gw

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Speaking of Family Guy, haven't tuned in for a while...

https://youtu.be/VJfEYGBvqns

https://youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ

Home on the range.....

Here we are at the 'Grain' in Newcastle with their $8-$12 craft beers. I find the atmosphere impeccably amenable to my likings. The vittles which we have partaken of while not incredibly cheap were wholly satisfactory. Our hotel is a short walk away and one can even dream of approaching the moderate drink driving  limit of 0.05 without any great ado or fairfare as long as the Mrs can be persuaded which normally would not seem difficult as I am the teatotaller of the two. The children's bicycles fit snugly into our alcove and I appreciate even the rugby which is normally deplorable as the volume is down and the home team is playing. Who would want to insult our novicastrian brothers and sisters, potentially decended from convict stock. It's not even a question.

Benji family update.... Fox News refund? Anyone

check out my cousins in this wedding photo... That's Patricia getting married and her brother Nacho and big sister Juncal. I went to ash Wednesday one time with Juncal when she was a medical student, very serious about Catholicism. Generally people in Spain, especially the young, blaspheme so horrendously against God and Mary, wow, look forward to torture in the afterlife, horrendous.... Anyway Patricia is looking great and I'm glad for her husband. Now as a newly converted Muslim I am absolutely blown away by the amount of Muslims marrying their cousins around the world. Marrying your cousin is a big no-no in Spain. I would say. If that were my wedding day and my cousins Nacho and Juncal were watching me marry their sister, wow, there's no way, I'd rather grab some guy's buttock on a bleacher and get it over and done with. Come on. Anyway viva españa viva el Rey.

Antifa, you have come to the wrong part of the country, Barcelona is that way....


Can I get a refund?....

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Later that day, after sundown.... One minute with Laura is all it took....

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You say bus I say coach.....

Now look at this skunk work.....

https://youtu.be/vQX-23fb1PA

Now homework: compare and contrast Bill O'Reilly here

https://youtu.be/bTK-Ab3WLwM

With Ferris Bueller's teacher here:

https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA

Explain who is more flashy using approximately fifty words or hand gestures if you can sign emotively (with the face) or a thirty seconds to one minute interpretive rythmic movement exercise....

New look blogger, not liking it..... Return to Dickens

Wow the new blogger is horrible, can't even figure out how to upload videos. Might have to go somewhere else around late August when they don't let me use legacy interface....

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Ok so homework assignment: practice booing Ellen off the stage and cut little letters out if your magazines and start glueing them to threatening mail for the Ellen show. Try not to leave too much DNA spilt around. Actually you don't have to be very threatening, even just consider saying: 'use toothpaste for better hygiene' and stuff like that.

7NEWS.com.au: Former Ellen DeGeneres Show producer makes shock new claims about talk show host.

https://7news.com.au/sunrise/entertainment/former-ellen-degeneres-show-producer-makes-shock-new-claims-about-talk-show-host-c-1216820

Judge rules O'Reilly's evidence admissible

https://youtu.be/mB9AFnxod1k


Hard to see Trump losing the Presidential election. You'd think Oregon voters and others would try voting Republican for a change right? Will be interesting to see changes in lower house and honestly not even sure if anyone is voting for Senate no idea. Biden seems unelectable.

Post mortem with Benji

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Kim Kardashian gaslighting Kanye?

https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/kanye-west-visits-hospital-anxiety-following-kim-kardashian-apology/b19aafbf-5a18-4943-bfe8-af6cdab9a0ff


Ok apparently Kanye just got a visit from Justin Bieber. Although not a fan of either much I would say neither of their public profiles or 'radar image' are or were discordant with the Benji agenda. Also I'd say I'm not jealous of either as neither is more handsome and fame is a potential liability. I will say about Bieber, he came to Auburn in Sydney where I was living at the time with my son Alex and showed up at Oporto's burgers for a burger or something to do I don't know. I only heard about it word of mouth from the preacher's wife at the church podium and I was only ever interested in that woman by way of imagining if my sister Raquel, deceased in 1999, were (in the subjunctive form) to reincarnate as her daughter, what a blessing Raquel would have considered that as she was deeply disappointed with her own mother and would have liked a mother like Alison. Raquel did say be careful what you wish for. Understandable Raquel's dislike of her mother but our mother's Aboriginal friends are really touching to see their care for her, black lives matter right? Anyway my understanding is this Bieber's dad is a dropkick who only came out of the woodwork for Bieber after he struck gold although that could be fake news it's what I read. Definitely Kardashian talking about mental health with a transgender dad / mom sounds really ridiculous so let her get herself checked out seriously ridiculous. Definitely get a good therapist/adviser/holistic health coach if using any kind of drugs legal or illegal including even valium or regular use of painkillers, pot, alcohol as being rich you can afford that. Go holistic. Consider only eating halal meat for sure. Say hi to Courtney love and the Nirvana people and forget about running for President, try senator or house of reps, governor, mayor, go smaller. Seems like Kanye's not leveraging his fame/PR very well. Wonder be if he has much of a PR team. Maybe no. With his market profile and fame he's really in a position to positively influence inner city kids in vulnerable positions. He could set up a charitable foundation/endowment or something to give kids like I was when I was younger scholarships, etc

Cheek! ¡Cara dura!

Today's music...
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM

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Kissy wissy....

https://youtu.be/dAeiT04ivEQ

Defund psych ward nurses!

Coite dedo.... Spanish for mistletoe

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It is time to get low lil Jon...

https://youtu.be/UOLBTRazZpM

All o' y'all's cripples....

https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg


Stupid bitch at 186 Queen Street funeral home did give me two Stella Artois beers though.... Not exactly Beyonce catering to me....

https://youtu.be/juqws1LIH-I


We're all upset about Jon .....

https://youtu.be/ttCpa9wXKfk