Mitch McConnell talks impeachment live

And it's a bit boring:

https://youtu.be/dSh_fqBOIsU



Could this be the greatest rap song of all times?

https://youtu.be/nUN6NZ2Lx3A


1252pm dc time, 452am Sydney time, Schumer says leader McConnell wants people in the Senate to make their case in the dark of night, duh, it's always nighttime somewhere in the 24 hour news cycle.

Important stats: diamonds in Shumers grill shining: zero

Gold chains of note sported by Shumer: nil

Probability Shumer is hiding gold chains of note under his vestment: little to none

Amount of times Shumer has raised his hands above his head and pronounced the expletive: 'motherf#cker': nil

Notable mentions Shumer has made of his ride and females of questionable moral repute: none





So boring for those reasons. After an adjournment during which the local kookaburras go apeship worshipping the coming dawn, Mitch McConnell returns after a boring cricket tally kept by supreme court justice Roberts to announce two hour lamington and scones break. Is that even a thing? Yes, watch;

https://youtu.be/92etgQGnSJc


Moments later 130pm dc time, 530am Sydney, McConnell's two hour break time mysteriously forgotten about, another mysterious American thing difficult for a modest Ossie Spaniard to gauge.... The kookaburras continue their outspoken trill. Another gentlemen outlines rules, there'll be twenty four hours each side to make a case but no hulk Hogan, no Bundy splats, no gaudy advertising, no obscene women in bikinis, no wrestling ring set up in the Senate. No wonder all the talking heads are complaining left, right and center:

https://youtu.be/BSoTMJGBbvA


140pm DC time, sun up in Sydney, 540am, brightness slowly enters the room, Adam shiff from California talks, key facts:

diamonds in Shiffs grill shining: zero

Gold chains of note sported by Shiff: nil

Probability Shiff is hiding gold chains of note under his vestment: little to none

Amount of times Shiff has raised his hands above his head and pronounced the expletive: 'motherf#cker': nil

Notable mentions Shiff has made of his ride and females of questionable moral repute: none


Is Shiff doing all this for the free lamingtons and free gold pen from Pelosi with her name on them?

Most important constitutional event during impeachment trial by far:

https://youtu.be/nUN6NZ2Lx3A


What is knot [sic] a damn thing....?

https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk