The lead character is a big Scottish fudgepacker with only one girlfriend who happens to be a guy.
We all suspect gay marriage between men is an excuse for twenty guys to clusterf*ck and orgy. Cumming all over each other's faces as it were. Why does the lead in Instinct have one lousy girly boyfriend? If he's a homo I want to see orgies and twenty guys on their knees waiting for cumshots. Please keep it real.
Saturday, June 30, 2018
Friday, June 29, 2018
Terror of a gunning down in a newsroom
Did you know the mayor of Annapolis is an Australian guy from Perth? And one of the victims, although not actually shot, was a full time crime reporter.
Watching these shootings on tv and the various regalings, you cannot help but be impressed deeply and forebodingly by the terror of the often unarmed and shocked onlookers.
I believe gallows humor refers to macabre jokes. I imagine if I were working at Fox news and Hemmer came in shooting people's skulls open with a tie around his forehead, I'd probably tell Janice Dean to stop dry humping my leg after an hour or so of it. Just sayin' Is there something wrong with that?
Watching these shootings on tv and the various regalings, you cannot help but be impressed deeply and forebodingly by the terror of the often unarmed and shocked onlookers.
I believe gallows humor refers to macabre jokes. I imagine if I were working at Fox news and Hemmer came in shooting people's skulls open with a tie around his forehead, I'd probably tell Janice Dean to stop dry humping my leg after an hour or so of it. Just sayin' Is there something wrong with that?
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Try eanie meanie miney Mow for new supreme court judge?
Maybe that's why I'm not president of America!
But I'd choose the
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_S._Sykes
Sykes lady blindly.... justice is meant to be blind anyway ..... but not impulsive
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Ok so let's talk CGI... saw the ant man and the wasp previews... all that CGI and the nasty potty mouth bastard dead pool... reminds me of that scene from Amadeus where Salieri is getting all annoyed and shit with the ghastly scales like fireworks. Is CGI making us dumber? (That's us as in plural of I not as in united states)
https://youtu.be/PI9-ycoNjzQ scales
https://youtu.be/hzGTP4hMinM wasp and snake
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
Trump
So touching on Trump again. ... micromanaging the little fly of Harley Davidson with the sledgehammer of the presidency. That's just micromanagement on steroids.... so testicular. .. Trump needs to relax. Thumbs up on saving coal mining. My last point about agriculture and cheap labor, Trump needs to invite congressmen from agricultural districts to a separate meeting and let them advise him properly . Benji has spoken. The distractions CNN and Fox are coming with are basically homosexual northern European supremacist nonsensical crap, funny as that might sound.
I like Trump making China squirm and actually I think it might have influenced the recent China bear market but anyway I'm a little worried about Trump damaging the labor market with his manic hare Krishna drum banging against the Indians of Mexico, most of whom are solid hard working non criminal guys like Benji .
I like Trump making China squirm and actually I think it might have influenced the recent China bear market but anyway I'm a little worried about Trump damaging the labor market with his manic hare Krishna drum banging against the Indians of Mexico, most of whom are solid hard working non criminal guys like Benji .
N sync
Wow eating pie and cake exactly in sync with the Fox and friends ppl... and that's after getting stuck behind two cops at the 711 coffee machine next door....
Looking like this will be my last Wednesday at my present depot after three years here... Next week should be starting at a different depot... same employer though. ... nsw State govt...
Went to a political party meeting last weekend run by two federal 'shadow' ministers. .. that means they're not running the govt but when they do these two guys will be the head honchos for issues like employment etc.... one of them.. Ed Husic was at my brother's memorial service last year. They both seemed like smart guys. He has a union background, left leaning not right leaning
Looking like this will be my last Wednesday at my present depot after three years here... Next week should be starting at a different depot... same employer though. ... nsw State govt...
Went to a political party meeting last weekend run by two federal 'shadow' ministers. .. that means they're not running the govt but when they do these two guys will be the head honchos for issues like employment etc.... one of them.. Ed Husic was at my brother's memorial service last year. They both seemed like smart guys. He has a union background, left leaning not right leaning
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
What does Trump understand about agriculture, futures... cheap migrant labor
There doesn't seem to be any good journalism available on the foregoing issues... Just puerile tot for tat and childishness... if you say some dopey Jew in some newsroom somewhere is dreaming up nonsensical bullshite attacks you'd probably be near the truth but dismissed as a Nazi.
Still, farmers need time to plan their crops and futures markets on the stock market, aren't they based on predicted agricultural outcomes???? So isnt Trump disrupting these traditionally Republican areas (with trade wars) as well as threatening cheap and capable migrant labor to the farmers that vote republican? What kind of a reaction are these farmers' representatives in Congress giving Trump? Trump has not proposed any working cheap migrant labor program. Are America's heroine junky entitled white people full of self loathing supposed to work on the farms? Who will wash America's dishes. Is Trump a Moron? Is he an American or american't? Are you American or American't Donaldo? Is Trump going to accidentally ruin America's agriculture the way Obs ma intentionally ruined coal? Is Trump a boat rocker extraordinaire? Is it good to battle somewhat cretinous PR and media people all week long?
Foxs and friends, civil disobedience debate
Can't remember George Washington civilly pleading with the red coats, can't we agree to disagree over tea?'
No! Get some hard boiled candy and throw it at your teacher's head, even if they're black Asian. Take a pen and drive it into your uber driver's eyeball for being late.
Get your vacuum cleaner bags and fill them with human excrement. If your vacuum cleaner has no bags just use a plastic bag. Hurl carp at your enemies while they're pushing their shopping trolley. Yes carp the fish. Save your crap for getting off the grid by fertilizing your crops. If you have no carp use snapper.
Monday, June 25, 2018
Man that's a lot of treasure for a boat: $22 billion!
This is why English ppl can be annoying as hell if you're Spanish
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/sunken-spanish-galleon-has-treasure-worth-as-much-as-22-billion/news-story/d5a6d3e54dd5442a33da4cb936b54977
Obviously Napoleon, Thomas Jefferson and Christina Aguilera came a long to save the day afterwards.... that's why everyone in Europe hated Napoleon, Jefferson was against hereditary titles and Aguilera had the motorbike*^.... and don't forget the puppy dog represented industrialization*... Just sayin'
Source a: (remember I flunked university not just once but twice)
https://youtu.be/4Rg3sAb8Id8 (dirty)
Source b:
https://youtu.be/Ec7rCsNFn30
* industrialization affords motorbikes and laundry detergents, soaps etc
^ Ms Aguilera has opted to pass on soap, etc hence the dirtiness
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/sunken-spanish-galleon-has-treasure-worth-as-much-as-22-billion/news-story/d5a6d3e54dd5442a33da4cb936b54977
Obviously Napoleon, Thomas Jefferson and Christina Aguilera came a long to save the day afterwards.... that's why everyone in Europe hated Napoleon, Jefferson was against hereditary titles and Aguilera had the motorbike*^.... and don't forget the puppy dog represented industrialization*... Just sayin'
Source a: (remember I flunked university not just once but twice)
https://youtu.be/4Rg3sAb8Id8 (dirty)
Source b:
https://youtu.be/Ec7rCsNFn30
* industrialization affords motorbikes and laundry detergents, soaps etc
^ Ms Aguilera has opted to pass on soap, etc hence the dirtiness
Fox and friends talking about civil rejection of perceived Trumpian values
A lot of ppl would be surprised to learn they can live on a small deserted island... permanently. Benji supports Fox and friends right to relocate to an isolated deserted island permanently (without electricity or cameras ))) Just sayin'
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/naked-hermit-who-lived-on-deserted-island-for-thirty-years-captured-brought-back-to-civilisation/news-story/cb26d68f95f682f86e04d339e11e1541
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/naked-hermit-who-lived-on-deserted-island-for-thirty-years-captured-brought-back-to-civilisation/news-story/cb26d68f95f682f86e04d339e11e1541
Sunday, June 24, 2018
We rarely have wavey screen and harp music twice in a row so quickly
But let's be brave and live a little.... Insert harp music and wavey effect here:
What if it were possible to travel forward in time and reveal all of media on Trump for next three years? How might that actually change the future, mso creepy.., for example so far we've had Russia collusion, Stormy Cohen gate and last but not least heartless border....
Even if you were a football player with brain damage you'd remember it. How about if I told you you had no brain damage to go get some and consider the following the future reveals;
Cockroach gate, in one timeline it is revealed for three months straight some workers at a factory that make Trump's shoelaces in el Salvador have to put up with too many cockroaches
Bad breath gate: self explanatory
Soccer gate, Trump photographed walking past a TV screen with soccer on it.... Un American, two months coverage found in one timeline
Bulimia gate, Trump anorexic according to fired aid, six weeks coverage
Filling gate, Trump's dentist jailed, same timeline as bulimia gate
Pants crapped gate. Trump is accused of crapping his pants during walk to helicopter, eight months coverage
What if it were possible to travel forward in time and reveal all of media on Trump for next three years? How might that actually change the future, mso creepy.., for example so far we've had Russia collusion, Stormy Cohen gate and last but not least heartless border....
Even if you were a football player with brain damage you'd remember it. How about if I told you you had no brain damage to go get some and consider the following the future reveals;
Cockroach gate, in one timeline it is revealed for three months straight some workers at a factory that make Trump's shoelaces in el Salvador have to put up with too many cockroaches
Bad breath gate: self explanatory
Soccer gate, Trump photographed walking past a TV screen with soccer on it.... Un American, two months coverage found in one timeline
Bulimia gate, Trump anorexic according to fired aid, six weeks coverage
Filling gate, Trump's dentist jailed, same timeline as bulimia gate
Pants crapped gate. Trump is accused of crapping his pants during walk to helicopter, eight months coverage
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Jurassic world, 2015.... chris pratt
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/
Nothing bad to say here! Exciting and entertaining murderous dinosaur fun
Nothing bad to say here! Exciting and entertaining murderous dinosaur fun
Friday, June 22, 2018
Only in Australia
One acquaintance of mine actually worked in land title ownership deed office for like decades. ... mental note, ask him about this debacle. ...
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/masterchef-finalist-caught-in-conveyancing-hacker-attack-20180622-p4zn4o.html
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/masterchef-finalist-caught-in-conveyancing-hacker-attack-20180622-p4zn4o.html
Melania, fashion, poverty stricken Mexicans
Hey it's tough there's alot of poverty in Mexico. Maybe we can just give all our money to CNN and follow the nearest cab, great plan.
We're real penny pinchers in my family, having mediocre incomes and a huge mortgage. But for those with cash to splash on fashion Benji gives you:
https://www.elenakozlova.com/
We're real penny pinchers in my family, having mediocre incomes and a huge mortgage. But for those with cash to splash on fashion Benji gives you:
https://www.elenakozlova.com/
Thursday, June 21, 2018
CNN and Fox
CNN is with a story about rugby in Russia. ... actually looks interesting. .. it's interesting to see how folks like rugby in Spain france and Russia. In my hometown there are baseball games every Saturday free to watch. The players have uniforms an umpire proper equipment . I find it a very slow and relaxing sport to watch.
Fox anchors just had their ice screams [sic]. Except for Rob simultaneous to benji having his evening supper two hot meat pies with chilli sauce and bbq sauce. I'd totally work as an anchor on fox... even if Rob had to be fired. These Americans are pretty steady ppl though... even the gay ones are all steady acting. They're a super steady race. I'd possibly be going up octaves unpredictably like a woman, possibly worse. Plus constantly yelling at producers for obsessing about retarded bs talking points and making me read nonsense on teleprompter.
Look how cold it is!
https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/australia-hit-with-extreme-cold-front-as-snow-hits-and-people-are-warned-of-dangerous-conditions/news-story/61dd84de00f72de94d8f17b8d094bb23
What's up? Remember Bill O'Reilly? We'll get back to him shortly. For now, world cup. Sps in has comfortably beaten Iran and drawn with Portugal so they're looking solid to advance. Australia needs to score at least two goals, right now, against Denmark or whoever they're playing or they'll be out of the comp. Was it in 2010 Spain won the whole thing in south Africa? I vaguely remember my hotel i was staying at a while in Sedona Arizona the 2006 world cup likebin France and 2014 is a blackout completely, can't remember anything about it. Not one thing.
Ok if you youtube O'Reilly it's all from a year ago or seven months old at least and all acrimonious shit about his dating lifestyle, trying to date workbuddies or turn work buddies into dates. No good. No big corporation touches him and O'Reilly is sore and griping about the kabal or cabal or whatever out to get him. What about all the poor old black ppl locked up for life for crimes they didn't even do? O'Reilly doesn't have it that bad. Anyway , we'll check his website, kind of for the first time since he dropped out of the limelight... right now...
Www.billoreilly.com
See you can just email Bill directly same as before. I'm going to email him and ask him about his radio show, ie. If he has one, can i call in? Since I get a kick out of occasionally calling American radio from Australia here. I notice Monica is still with him. I can't remember her connection to Alan Colmes, i think Colmes was married to Monica's sister, not sure.
I'll draft my letter to Bill here then can just copy paste it. My train pulling up to Blacktown so have to change train now with my bike.... they have really great pegs to hang your bike on vertically on the blue mountains trains.... but the buses in LA let you hang your bike horizontally outside at the front, we need that in Sydney!
Dear Bill,
Howzit? Do you still have a regular radio show? If so what channel and when is it? I enjoy sometimes listening to American radio from Australia where i live and also calling in on my phone to make comments on air. I would like to call into your show if there is a space for that, possibly with regularity once every two weeks if possible on a casual basis, even briefly. If you do not have a radio show or are not happy with your provider i would be happy to call around for you and make inquiries (from Australia, to American carriers). I think you have some cachè and could fairly easily negotiate a good radio show (i wouldn't be able to do that for you but can make general inquiries and suggestions ).
Sincerely,
Ben Alvarez (radio listener)
See my train to mt druitt should be here soon! I'll just copy paste email Bill and keep y'all posted any response . See i just emailed Bill. Probably around 9am where he is and sultry. Here it's cold and a little after 11pm and winter id on until September. There are a helluva lot of radio shows the internet can carry whether under the fox umbrella or no. Just download the tune in app and look at all the shows on offer. You can bluetooth them to your car or waterproof floating pod in the car and call in to Hannity or anyone! Anytime they're on air, just google their phone number and call.
Who is that photogenic 22 year old?
Fox anchors just had their ice screams [sic]. Except for Rob simultaneous to benji having his evening supper two hot meat pies with chilli sauce and bbq sauce. I'd totally work as an anchor on fox... even if Rob had to be fired. These Americans are pretty steady ppl though... even the gay ones are all steady acting. They're a super steady race. I'd possibly be going up octaves unpredictably like a woman, possibly worse. Plus constantly yelling at producers for obsessing about retarded bs talking points and making me read nonsense on teleprompter.
Look how cold it is!
https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/australia-hit-with-extreme-cold-front-as-snow-hits-and-people-are-warned-of-dangerous-conditions/news-story/61dd84de00f72de94d8f17b8d094bb23
What's up? Remember Bill O'Reilly? We'll get back to him shortly. For now, world cup. Sps in has comfortably beaten Iran and drawn with Portugal so they're looking solid to advance. Australia needs to score at least two goals, right now, against Denmark or whoever they're playing or they'll be out of the comp. Was it in 2010 Spain won the whole thing in south Africa? I vaguely remember my hotel i was staying at a while in Sedona Arizona the 2006 world cup likebin France and 2014 is a blackout completely, can't remember anything about it. Not one thing.
Ok if you youtube O'Reilly it's all from a year ago or seven months old at least and all acrimonious shit about his dating lifestyle, trying to date workbuddies or turn work buddies into dates. No good. No big corporation touches him and O'Reilly is sore and griping about the kabal or cabal or whatever out to get him. What about all the poor old black ppl locked up for life for crimes they didn't even do? O'Reilly doesn't have it that bad. Anyway , we'll check his website, kind of for the first time since he dropped out of the limelight... right now...
Www.billoreilly.com
See you can just email Bill directly same as before. I'm going to email him and ask him about his radio show, ie. If he has one, can i call in? Since I get a kick out of occasionally calling American radio from Australia here. I notice Monica is still with him. I can't remember her connection to Alan Colmes, i think Colmes was married to Monica's sister, not sure.
I'll draft my letter to Bill here then can just copy paste it. My train pulling up to Blacktown so have to change train now with my bike.... they have really great pegs to hang your bike on vertically on the blue mountains trains.... but the buses in LA let you hang your bike horizontally outside at the front, we need that in Sydney!
Dear Bill,
Howzit? Do you still have a regular radio show? If so what channel and when is it? I enjoy sometimes listening to American radio from Australia where i live and also calling in on my phone to make comments on air. I would like to call into your show if there is a space for that, possibly with regularity once every two weeks if possible on a casual basis, even briefly. If you do not have a radio show or are not happy with your provider i would be happy to call around for you and make inquiries (from Australia, to American carriers). I think you have some cachè and could fairly easily negotiate a good radio show (i wouldn't be able to do that for you but can make general inquiries and suggestions ).
Sincerely,
Ben Alvarez (radio listener)
See my train to mt druitt should be here soon! I'll just copy paste email Bill and keep y'all posted any response . See i just emailed Bill. Probably around 9am where he is and sultry. Here it's cold and a little after 11pm and winter id on until September. There are a helluva lot of radio shows the internet can carry whether under the fox umbrella or no. Just download the tune in app and look at all the shows on offer. You can bluetooth them to your car or waterproof floating pod in the car and call in to Hannity or anyone! Anytime they're on air, just google their phone number and call.
9 hours later and Bill hasn't responded neither anyone from.his show like the hair stylist etc. He may have signed a four year contract with fox news not permitting him to work for msnbc cnn etc til 2021. That's more likely than he needs his some shmendrick from Australia telling him to work for some tiny radio station. The thing is he only has podcasts and rare streaming on his website. It's like his contract with fox says he can only have an eastern European style set up. There's no chance of calling in to his show because there's no radio show at all by the looks of it. He should check his 100 million dollar contract (minus 32 for Lis Wiehl) with Fox, what it lets him do.
Who is that photogenic 22 year old?
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
What if NCIS investigated my bedroom????
Insert wavey harp music as in Brady bunch flashback
Wait, when he said, el cajón, maybe he meant the drawer, not the city.
So the Korean sign was meant to throw us off?
Wait, when he said, el cajón, maybe he meant the drawer, not the city.
So the Korean sign was meant to throw us off?
Quel sombrero expensivo primo Juan!
https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/the-hat-napoleon-dropped-at-waterloo-picked-up-for-a-small-fortune-20180619-p4zmem.html
Monday, June 18, 2018
Mark Steyn, on fox news, what he doesn't know
1) Spanish, might get kidnapped in Mexico before reaching a land border with America in his rush to avoid queues at airports
2) England's practice of slavery, kidnapping dumb Hindus to live and slave in Fiji, Australia, on plantations.
Let him lobby his government in England to redress the slavery issue and include it in the curriculums of the British protectorates. Let him learn Spanish, off air.
Seriously
2) England's practice of slavery, kidnapping dumb Hindus to live and slave in Fiji, Australia, on plantations.
Let him lobby his government in England to redress the slavery issue and include it in the curriculums of the British protectorates. Let him learn Spanish, off air.
Seriously
Watching fox and friends, immigration debate.
So can i stay at Brian's mom's house for free while we figure out how scary my hometown can be and Brian's mom can show me how to shower and keep clean. Is this correct? This is the immigration debate on fox news
Check out this guy in Indonesia:
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/shocking-moment-grieving-man-is-crushed-to-death-by-his-own-mothers-coffin-during-her-funeral/news-story/58902867cee9a806265dc4b4b798aefd
Doh!
https://youtu.be/6hyOLydRFfU
Doh!
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Pleasantly surprised with ncis Washington
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/brigitte-macrons-daughter-speaks-out-about-her-mums-relationship-with-french-president/news-story/d56d51f4c976cc4e81c5b9238c8eca32
They have to explore why France's president married his momma, someone gets shot
They have to explore why France's president married his momma, someone gets shot
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Fox news hangman
So boring, let's play hangman....
The answer is a very extremely popular diner menu item extremely popular at f ox news cantinas these days....
Three words: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
So a two letter word, seven letters then seven letters again.
Wrong answer one = hangman base is four dashes, noose, head, body, two legs, two arms = 11 dashes total = 11 wrong guesses, you lose benji wins! Let's play....
My 16 year old students in jilin in China in tonghua near north korea and inniulanshan near beijing loved this game!
Ok so there has since been a new fox news 'extra' segment from jackson Mississippi. Featuring 'B R' Hawkins saying how black ppl can avoid lengthy jaol terms for spitting or whatever . Good guess. Both hit the mark:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ B _ R _ _ R _
Ok now Napolitano the judge is saying I G. so maybe not everyone there destroyed they [sic] brain drinkin liquor on spring break shucks
I G are both in the answer:
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ G B _ R G _ R _
Ok the judge then says Y a lot. Y, there is no Y
So actually it's not clear how smart the fox news ppl are and how many brain cells were damaged in collage [sic], at least to little old Benji... so let's just put two dashes down for the hangman frame base for now, they're looking pretty competitive i have to say....
_ _ (base of hangman frame)
Speaking of the devil, it's sleepy time. Someone from the church of England e mailed me about a conference tomorrow on recognizing trauma in refugees. Kind of late considering the fate of my buddy Altaf and suicide garage in the backyard. Still I'm hoping it will be insightful.
I feel sorry for this Altaf. Something was most definitely eating him up inside without question.... Like he saw too many bombings and shootings or something. Still I always felt I could completely understand him and his issues. Some days he'd skip work and just read Stephen King book, the dark tower. I thought that was very good as his English would improve reading. The guy just couldn't stop drinking. He had some falling out with my mom who was all over his case trying to mother him or something which was just annoying the shit out of him... Anyway I decided to pay him out a lump sum of cash thinking that would help him but it just made his drinking skyrocket. Plus he was saying he wasn't sure in his ethical kind of thinking if he should actually take the money. Now it makes sense why he was so against taking it.... The police told me they took whatever money was left for the 'Crown'… but actually they pay no tax to England proper just using the 'Crown' to set up de facto English politics in Australia, I really prefer Republicanism over that style of Democratic situation, without doubt. No wonder Australia is drowning in communist Chinese. .
https://youtu.be/GjwfqXTebIY
Can't believe the troubles in those days begging Altaf AND my mother not to piss on their respective beds. Horrible. I could be a PA to the most obnoxious celebrity and it'd be easier than that. Excepting Michael Jackson's doctor, he really got a raw deal... short end of the stick.
OK, what a great night's sleep... Friday is farther developed. Kevin on fox news was saying A and G. We've already had G so that's a dash for little old me and there is no A so another dash for yours truly. Brett was saying (see you @) 11, maybe he means the Spanish letter double l which is pronounced e (as in egg) - yeah. Thus: e-yeah. Can I use it in a sentence? You say. Yes, terrorists have destroyed your elle (pronounced e-yeah). There's no elle so three dashes for me, two from Kevin and one from Brett. Brett had the right idea though as the item is Mexican so features hybridized English (with Spanish).
Here's our frame now:
_
I
I__
Next comes the noose and the body proper, head, rump, arm arm leg leg
Heading to end of Friday. Guy in house behind mine gave me some freshly laid chicken eggs, fried two, fresh. you wouldn't find them on cantina food in question. Kilmeade just mentioned Y (fi).... there is no Y in our cantina menu item. So we have
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ G B _ R G _ R _
_
I ^
I
__
Thanks for the noose, mwa ha ha ha ha
I always go for vowels when playing hangman, don't blame the ivy league schools for not putting it in the curriculum though, au contraire. Kevin definitely went for a vowel.
Remember that episode of the Simpsons with Bart's teacher just droning on and on and on and on until her mouth looks like a tractor exhaust pipe or something?
This isn't it:
https://youtu.be/K20REg3K6lM
Well you'd easily confound Rudy Guliani with Edna coz he's just droning on non stop like on auto pilot. His mouth is like a big round O spouting continual meaningless nonsense. Is he guessing the letter O in hangman.
There are two Os in fact...
- - - O - - I - G. B - R G - R O
Ok last night between delivering food for uber (which contributes to ubers goal of flying people around Sydney in big pilotless drones, which I'm all for, in 2023 is their stated goal, i won't want to be stuck up there trapped with all the gollywogs and their bitch arse sounding tower of babel language pool, obnoxious as it sounds - sure does to me.) And putting the kids to bed and myself, it looked like Doocey was saying L on the white house lawn with Trump..... yes there is an L
_ l _ o _ _ i _ g b _ r g _ r o
Have you guessed the answer yet?
Yes, el nothing burgero is plástico, independently developed by sore loser in denial CNN and co Democrats after Hillary lost. Talking about plastic collusion. Later it turns out elements at the head of FBI were out to pervert election results against Trump, a serious felony. Fox news is constantly on the defensive and back foot due to most of the 'news commentary' (dopey hot air) being anti Trump. Poor old fox news, they are a minority!
The answer is a very extremely popular diner menu item extremely popular at f ox news cantinas these days....
Three words: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
So a two letter word, seven letters then seven letters again.
Wrong answer one = hangman base is four dashes, noose, head, body, two legs, two arms = 11 dashes total = 11 wrong guesses, you lose benji wins! Let's play....
My 16 year old students in jilin in China in tonghua near north korea and inniulanshan near beijing loved this game!
Ok so there has since been a new fox news 'extra' segment from jackson Mississippi. Featuring 'B R' Hawkins saying how black ppl can avoid lengthy jaol terms for spitting or whatever . Good guess. Both hit the mark:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ B _ R _ _ R _
Ok now Napolitano the judge is saying I G. so maybe not everyone there destroyed they [sic] brain drinkin liquor on spring break shucks
I G are both in the answer:
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ G B _ R G _ R _
Ok the judge then says Y a lot. Y, there is no Y
So actually it's not clear how smart the fox news ppl are and how many brain cells were damaged in collage [sic], at least to little old Benji... so let's just put two dashes down for the hangman frame base for now, they're looking pretty competitive i have to say....
_ _ (base of hangman frame)
Speaking of the devil, it's sleepy time. Someone from the church of England e mailed me about a conference tomorrow on recognizing trauma in refugees. Kind of late considering the fate of my buddy Altaf and suicide garage in the backyard. Still I'm hoping it will be insightful.
I feel sorry for this Altaf. Something was most definitely eating him up inside without question.... Like he saw too many bombings and shootings or something. Still I always felt I could completely understand him and his issues. Some days he'd skip work and just read Stephen King book, the dark tower. I thought that was very good as his English would improve reading. The guy just couldn't stop drinking. He had some falling out with my mom who was all over his case trying to mother him or something which was just annoying the shit out of him... Anyway I decided to pay him out a lump sum of cash thinking that would help him but it just made his drinking skyrocket. Plus he was saying he wasn't sure in his ethical kind of thinking if he should actually take the money. Now it makes sense why he was so against taking it.... The police told me they took whatever money was left for the 'Crown'… but actually they pay no tax to England proper just using the 'Crown' to set up de facto English politics in Australia, I really prefer Republicanism over that style of Democratic situation, without doubt. No wonder Australia is drowning in communist Chinese. .
https://youtu.be/GjwfqXTebIY
Can't believe the troubles in those days begging Altaf AND my mother not to piss on their respective beds. Horrible. I could be a PA to the most obnoxious celebrity and it'd be easier than that. Excepting Michael Jackson's doctor, he really got a raw deal... short end of the stick.
OK, what a great night's sleep... Friday is farther developed. Kevin on fox news was saying A and G. We've already had G so that's a dash for little old me and there is no A so another dash for yours truly. Brett was saying (see you @) 11, maybe he means the Spanish letter double l which is pronounced e (as in egg) - yeah. Thus: e-yeah. Can I use it in a sentence? You say. Yes, terrorists have destroyed your elle (pronounced e-yeah). There's no elle so three dashes for me, two from Kevin and one from Brett. Brett had the right idea though as the item is Mexican so features hybridized English (with Spanish).
Here's our frame now:
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I
I__
Next comes the noose and the body proper, head, rump, arm arm leg leg
Heading to end of Friday. Guy in house behind mine gave me some freshly laid chicken eggs, fried two, fresh. you wouldn't find them on cantina food in question. Kilmeade just mentioned Y (fi).... there is no Y in our cantina menu item. So we have
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ G B _ R G _ R _
_
I ^
I
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Thanks for the noose, mwa ha ha ha ha
I always go for vowels when playing hangman, don't blame the ivy league schools for not putting it in the curriculum though, au contraire. Kevin definitely went for a vowel.
Remember that episode of the Simpsons with Bart's teacher just droning on and on and on and on until her mouth looks like a tractor exhaust pipe or something?
This isn't it:
https://youtu.be/K20REg3K6lM
Well you'd easily confound Rudy Guliani with Edna coz he's just droning on non stop like on auto pilot. His mouth is like a big round O spouting continual meaningless nonsense. Is he guessing the letter O in hangman.
There are two Os in fact...
- - - O - - I - G. B - R G - R O
Ok last night between delivering food for uber (which contributes to ubers goal of flying people around Sydney in big pilotless drones, which I'm all for, in 2023 is their stated goal, i won't want to be stuck up there trapped with all the gollywogs and their bitch arse sounding tower of babel language pool, obnoxious as it sounds - sure does to me.) And putting the kids to bed and myself, it looked like Doocey was saying L on the white house lawn with Trump..... yes there is an L
_ l _ o _ _ i _ g b _ r g _ r o
Have you guessed the answer yet?
Yes, el nothing burgero is plástico, independently developed by sore loser in denial CNN and co Democrats after Hillary lost. Talking about plastic collusion. Later it turns out elements at the head of FBI were out to pervert election results against Trump, a serious felony. Fox news is constantly on the defensive and back foot due to most of the 'news commentary' (dopey hot air) being anti Trump. Poor old fox news, they are a minority!
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Sleepy time, 1am
Very interesting history channel doco, the spymasters cia this that the other. Around over half a dozen former cia directors talking about killing, terrorism, drones and enhanced interrogation. ... nothing about dance though
Then the grown ups at fox news were just having a spirited quip at Dennis Rodman's expense... I'd be scared to check Bill O'Reilly's twitter feed if I were Rodman because he always had such scathing mockery along with Miller of Dennis' bromance with Kim.... don't worry Dennis, the guy at cnn was feeling you bro, just hug it out. Kim will have time for you later, consider doing a shirt swap with him.
Then the grown ups at fox news were just having a spirited quip at Dennis Rodman's expense... I'd be scared to check Bill O'Reilly's twitter feed if I were Rodman because he always had such scathing mockery along with Miller of Dennis' bromance with Kim.... don't worry Dennis, the guy at cnn was feeling you bro, just hug it out. Kim will have time for you later, consider doing a shirt swap with him.
Sunday, June 10, 2018
G7, why does Canada's breath smell like Iranian dick?
Why is Canada always handing out refugee visas, citizenship and cash handouts to anyone from Iran that says they're persecuted? This tells me something is wrong with Canada.
2) key points to remember about north Korea, their society and politics are a farce. If you've never been to communist China, you might not realize the government in China doesn't even care about you watching every Hollywood movie you want, including and most likely pirated ones. China is not banning even religiously themed Hollywood movies. Hollywood movies in China are A-OK. China is not north Korea. Watching north Korea vaguely threaten America isn't even something China and Russia's leadership even think about much. North Korea has some tunnels going to south Korea that can take tanks and soldiers. Their army is ramshackle, worm ridden and starving. North Korea rots from the head down. Getting rid of their leadership would be great. I don't think war there would be so bad.
Who can / should Trump fire next? Peter Navarro, trade advisor. Give Bolton and Pompeo special ribbons and a doggy bone. Navarro looks like a suck up and a warning of the danger of graduating our modern western universities with their 'liberal arts' critical thinking skill set (look at CNN). Specifically this criticism of Navarro applies to his take on Canada. Visiting Canada not a bad idea. Consider bringing stun gun to meeting with Kim if secret service not present, just sayin'
2) key points to remember about north Korea, their society and politics are a farce. If you've never been to communist China, you might not realize the government in China doesn't even care about you watching every Hollywood movie you want, including and most likely pirated ones. China is not banning even religiously themed Hollywood movies. Hollywood movies in China are A-OK. China is not north Korea. Watching north Korea vaguely threaten America isn't even something China and Russia's leadership even think about much. North Korea has some tunnels going to south Korea that can take tanks and soldiers. Their army is ramshackle, worm ridden and starving. North Korea rots from the head down. Getting rid of their leadership would be great. I don't think war there would be so bad.
Who can / should Trump fire next? Peter Navarro, trade advisor. Give Bolton and Pompeo special ribbons and a doggy bone. Navarro looks like a suck up and a warning of the danger of graduating our modern western universities with their 'liberal arts' critical thinking skill set (look at CNN). Specifically this criticism of Navarro applies to his take on Canada. Visiting Canada not a bad idea. Consider bringing stun gun to meeting with Kim if secret service not present, just sayin'
Historia del arte was one of my pre university classes in Spain to qualify for the university system wherein we typically had to analyze the composition of famous images, not unlike the one above, typically from the Renaissance period. You'll benefit from Benji's university studies without the pompous stiffness of the Spanish intelligentsia.
Person 6, Merkel, look at my boobies Donald, everyone in Europe loves them! I am woman hear me roar.
Person 1, I've seen better, you're not stepping on my toe or smelling bad of breath so I can sit here all day no worries mate!
Person 4, grandpa Abe, yo yo lady, north Korea isn't pointing nukes at you, get out of my boy's face here and let him take care of business, aight! Murder Inc!
Person 7, French Macron, we'll bully Theresa later, right now we want to look important while we focus on Trump
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Adam and eave; trump north Korea USA Spain basketball; Spanish politics, my piano. My bff Murphy
Called my old bff Adam in Spain recently, trying to tee up a chat. We hardly ever talk much over the years, maybe once every three years half an hour. Hung out with his dad and sister. Separately, around five years ago in Spain, in person. I think his mother is a scumbag from what I hear about his situation. I'm also struggling with extreme feelings of resentment towards my own mother lately. These Roman Catholics like to pretend they are saints but are most often devils.
Murphy coming over to my mom's house, in western Sydney where I live this year (2018, leaving year's end), later today to help put up two eaves. We'll have to score and snap the cement fibro. Can't remember him visiting here for some nine years now. Probably been less but can't remember, doesn't visit often.
Trump and north Korea. I was recently telling an American guy here in Sydney, in person, not over the Phone, regardless of who can listen to my phone calls, that Spain often gives the USA a decent fight in Olympic basketball since the NBA was admitted. This I think is fair to say and not just colored nostalgia as a citizen of the Nation state of Spain. I find the NBA players a little arrogant perhaps when presenting at the Olympics but I most certainly wouldn't expect Jordan and Barkley or whoever to apologize for their skills and physical height.
Trump should not waffle on the White House lawn about having the biggest stick and being able to apply 'maximum pressure'. Trump and most Americans probably don't understand the kind of scumbags they'll be dealing with amongst the north Koreans. It'd be good to bring McCain, he'd understand better given his experiences in Vietnam. The north Koreans need to be pushed and intidated to play along. Pushing for Kim to step aside from leadership role is advisable.
Murphy coming over to my mom's house, in western Sydney where I live this year (2018, leaving year's end), later today to help put up two eaves. We'll have to score and snap the cement fibro. Can't remember him visiting here for some nine years now. Probably been less but can't remember, doesn't visit often.
Trump and north Korea. I was recently telling an American guy here in Sydney, in person, not over the Phone, regardless of who can listen to my phone calls, that Spain often gives the USA a decent fight in Olympic basketball since the NBA was admitted. This I think is fair to say and not just colored nostalgia as a citizen of the Nation state of Spain. I find the NBA players a little arrogant perhaps when presenting at the Olympics but I most certainly wouldn't expect Jordan and Barkley or whoever to apologize for their skills and physical height.
Trump should not waffle on the White House lawn about having the biggest stick and being able to apply 'maximum pressure'. Trump and most Americans probably don't understand the kind of scumbags they'll be dealing with amongst the north Koreans. It'd be good to bring McCain, he'd understand better given his experiences in Vietnam. The north Koreans need to be pushed and intidated to play along. Pushing for Kim to step aside from leadership role is advisable.
Rearranging furniture today in lounge room.
Key takeaways: don't be like Coffey in the video:
https://youtu.be/edOX2ZGblYQ
Take care around north koreans not to catch worms or w orm related diseases as they're all worm infested. Have Pompeo checked for worms, e.g., tapeworm. Seriously. Really. Yes really. Yes I'm serious . Stop.
Three: protocol for presents, gift giving. Think batons and handcuffs, add a feather and whisky and you're a real charmer, winking is international. Food or deworming medication might appear confrontational.
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
New tv show 'instinct' had me until the lead kissed his boyfriend Andy
Right after his dad, another cia officer told him how gr8 he was at his job. Not in a hurry to see more of that bs. Was ok with him being a homo but the kiss with Andy? Really. Will take my chances with Deucy not breaking down in tears on fox or else watching the serial killers on documentary channel.
There's no serial killers right now... just the royal marines on bbc knowledge... that's definitely good enough . One of my cousins is a dog trainer in the Spanish army. She invited me to her wedding couple years back like... but i passed. Far to fly.
Sunday, June 3, 2018
Are fareed zakarawi and Steve bannon on CNN dumb?
Yes, they are actually surprisingly dumb people, this is now self evident seeing them together on cnn. Don't ask them to replace any lightbulbs anytime soon unless you don't actually need them replaced and can afford a disaster.
Likewise Queen B and jay z, the idols of the jailhouse flops and aspiring jailhouse flops are unquestionably dumb, this is especially evident now with the release of their new 'maybach' song with DJ khaled who is most likely not a strong suit at changing light bulbs either.
Just sayin'
https://youtu.be/DMnNlguMyxE
Did they use a can opener to open up the maybach? A chainsaw dipped in peanut sauce?
Mind boggling stupidity. One boggles.
Likewise Queen B and jay z, the idols of the jailhouse flops and aspiring jailhouse flops are unquestionably dumb, this is especially evident now with the release of their new 'maybach' song with DJ khaled who is most likely not a strong suit at changing light bulbs either.
Just sayin'
https://youtu.be/DMnNlguMyxE
Did they use a can opener to open up the maybach? A chainsaw dipped in peanut sauce?
Mind boggling stupidity. One boggles.
Despot housewives, history channel.... Fascinating old boy
A French guy goes to Albania's first Lady, from various decades of communist rule, she happens to speak french assez bien, somewhat well... She was actually convicted for spending top much state money on coffee, when communism was winding up, not genocide, etc....
She's asked about the ciacescus of Romania and Mao Zedong's wife who hosted her in China. It's very interesting. Now they're with Mrs milosevic of Yugoslavia. Victim reviews abound. Fascinating
As a funny aside, immediately after 911, his benjiness was at fort Munroe in Virginia, an army base, visiting 'me' [sic] buddy Drew's dad, a colonel who had some work acquaintances die in the Pentagon attack a few days beforehand. He seemed uptight about something and I did notice the security precautions on the base so as a joke, for levity, I offered that I intended to sell his (the colonel's, or the u.S. army's perhaps) secrets (I hadn't found any!) To the Albanians (still haven't met one ever, 17 years later!). I thought this was witty and mirthful but the colonel was a grumpy and scary looking fellow that day and just said, that's not funny, very matter of factly, hmmm, not funny. I'd thought it was.
So that was before I learned a lot of French. This Mao Zedong's wife was something else. I have to say my hatred and intolerance for these communist Chinese, the rich ones and the not so rich, is growing regularly, I'm sad to say. They are becoming more and more arrogant, more and more unbearable
I'd enlist to go to war with them myself personally no question.
Now they're with Mrs ivory coast. Crazy niggers. They speak French well these coastal ivorians, is that the collective pronoun?
She's asked about the ciacescus of Romania and Mao Zedong's wife who hosted her in China. It's very interesting. Now they're with Mrs milosevic of Yugoslavia. Victim reviews abound. Fascinating
As a funny aside, immediately after 911, his benjiness was at fort Munroe in Virginia, an army base, visiting 'me' [sic] buddy Drew's dad, a colonel who had some work acquaintances die in the Pentagon attack a few days beforehand. He seemed uptight about something and I did notice the security precautions on the base so as a joke, for levity, I offered that I intended to sell his (the colonel's, or the u.S. army's perhaps) secrets (I hadn't found any!) To the Albanians (still haven't met one ever, 17 years later!). I thought this was witty and mirthful but the colonel was a grumpy and scary looking fellow that day and just said, that's not funny, very matter of factly, hmmm, not funny. I'd thought it was.
So that was before I learned a lot of French. This Mao Zedong's wife was something else. I have to say my hatred and intolerance for these communist Chinese, the rich ones and the not so rich, is growing regularly, I'm sad to say. They are becoming more and more arrogant, more and more unbearable
I'd enlist to go to war with them myself personally no question.
Now they're with Mrs ivory coast. Crazy niggers. They speak French well these coastal ivorians, is that the collective pronoun?
Friday, June 1, 2018
Two more weeks off work
That makes one feel giddy with joy. You try taking a two week break from driving a big bus down a narrow busy road at 40 miles an hour, stopping constantly with giant semi trailers whizzing by.... You'll be happy too!
So last March was a two week holiday from my holiday supply, this is two weeks unpaid leave with some paternity leave cash from the unemployment office. Just couldn't be happier about not having to drive for money for two weeks!
Will have to go back to Canberra and check in with the Nepalese couple there, they just had a baby some weeks ago.
Look at this story: bash Russia, Canada UK, Australia and Nz meet.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/moscows-gold-how-dirty-russian-money-is-fuelling-vladimir-putins-empire/news-story/7b0b96cddbf0cda21396e241996082d5
You have got to be joking. Australia and new Zealand more so are almost boasting puppet of communist China status. Handing over Australia's universities to communist China is a lot worse than shooting down 38 Australians out of the sky over Ukraine, that's for sure.
So last March was a two week holiday from my holiday supply, this is two weeks unpaid leave with some paternity leave cash from the unemployment office. Just couldn't be happier about not having to drive for money for two weeks!
Will have to go back to Canberra and check in with the Nepalese couple there, they just had a baby some weeks ago.
Look at this story: bash Russia, Canada UK, Australia and Nz meet.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/moscows-gold-how-dirty-russian-money-is-fuelling-vladimir-putins-empire/news-story/7b0b96cddbf0cda21396e241996082d5
You have got to be joking. Australia and new Zealand more so are almost boasting puppet of communist China status. Handing over Australia's universities to communist China is a lot worse than shooting down 38 Australians out of the sky over Ukraine, that's for sure.
- Trump and north Korea. Don't open that letter Donald, save your steak knives for something else. Put it in a vault and don't let anyone read it. Just play along and act like you got the letter, but don't read it! What's it gonna say, dear Donald, I'm an evil dictator, Russia arms me for kicks just to stick it to uncle Sam. I'm a nutjob my people are starving and have broken bones, they worship statues of me or are murdered and tortured brutally and painfully. Come on. Give it to Baron and tell him he can open it on his 60th birthday if he's kept out of jail. Come on. These guys are animals. Tell them to step down and open up their country and they can go live in Switzerland.
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