Hey gang. Hooray for Jesus the savior, Easter holiday means no work til Monday, yay. That's especially appreciated after a two week holiday.
So this week's SNL writes itself right? Not that his Benjiness is likely to condescend to view the SNL rabble, still one can imagine:
Alec Baldwin; hello, Roseanne, thanks for not mentioning Stormy. And Roseanne, your not overly fat, in this millennium.
So funny. Talking about funny, the term 'transphobic'. Did you even know this term existed? It's apparently used to define people that are afraid of transgender ppl. Do they have a lot of transphobic ppl in Texas? Actually it's pretty sad that western ppl are so hopelessly bitchy now they encourage kids to be transgender, Eg., in the name of being anti transphobic. That's evil. It's funny and sad. Suicide seems better than that. Fresh start, no need for gender change and confusion.
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Sunday, March 25, 2018
Bolt action shotgun
See my buddy on his farm yesterday, well equipped with his legal firearm and ammo. Pretty slow shooting with a bolt action reload, no rapid fire Rambo stuff. His Benjiness hit the 'blanco'* once or twice, the recoil was no biggie (*spanish for white AND target).
Now check out this non Spanish speaking piece of work, Marina Abramovic..... So chummy with Hilary and her people.... Yech...
https://youtu.be/9NnD3nCXA5g
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Road trip to Canberra
OK so the 9 month old baby cries too much for a four hour drive and I don't mind time away from her mom for the weekend so me and the kids are in Canberra visiting some buddies. I know the wife and daughter from church and just met the hubby in person for the first time like an hour ago but we're getting along great already.. The kids are enjoying each other's company a lot too. The mom is going to have another baby in two weeks.
Some other guy I know a little has a farm almost two hours north of Canberra so the thing is to visit him tomorrow then try to find a short drive to western Sydney from there late night, maybe through katoomba. Alex has school the next day.
Some other guy I know a little has a farm almost two hours north of Canberra so the thing is to visit him tomorrow then try to find a short drive to western Sydney from there late night, maybe through katoomba. Alex has school the next day.
My two week holiday ends Monday , will be happy to have more time away from noisy whiney kids.
Now they're showing an ET rerun on TV. I think Alex hasn't hung out his buddy Rachel since like over nine months ago. It's cool ET can call home and return the baseball. I like at my buddies' crib there's a little picture of Krishna on the wall.
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Friday, March 23, 2018
So we haven't heard/ seen the wavey sound effect music lately
... So let's have it, actually let me search it on YouTube..... Crap, can't find it.... But anyway you can just insert it yourself.... So I was looking on the internet at a couple of somewhat famous Americans, rose McGowan and bill hader from saTURD ay night live
... Both these characters have dark short hair like his Benji ness and no longer spring chickens and like America and stuff like his benjiness, and then it hits me! How come we never see Darth Vader's wife? Who would be the perfect Mr and Mrs Vader ever if not the Hader and McGowan. What would Mrs Vader dress like? I say the same black outfit with the voice box in consolidation with her hubby but maybe some lemon colored motifs or a pink hairband like ms pacman.... It wouldn't be easy being Luke's dad, I can totally feel that, I can see Luke being a problematic son to raise... You'd probably dump him on some random planet with ewoks and bale. I can really see McGowan and Hader (as Vader) taking their black helmets off and breathing heavily. That's for sure.
https://youtu.be/Lbjru5CQIW4
https://youtu.be/en8bh60K7m8
Luke's dad totally makes up for not teaching him baseball right here:
https://youtu.be/PqaiKmm8gsY
Oh and it's hard to believe this serial killer got away with killing like ten people and raping like 50! So much so the FBI tried catching him in mid 2016 like 30+ years after his super active phase. He is like Waldo, noone can spot him! Holy crap, he even calls a victim he raped like 24 years later in April 2001 to boast and remind her and none has caught him! They should get Joe Kenda on it!
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/chilling-obsession-i-hunted-the-serial-killer/news-story/7dfd9239578a75e72e1cf083455a3485
... Both these characters have dark short hair like his Benji ness and no longer spring chickens and like America and stuff like his benjiness, and then it hits me! How come we never see Darth Vader's wife? Who would be the perfect Mr and Mrs Vader ever if not the Hader and McGowan. What would Mrs Vader dress like? I say the same black outfit with the voice box in consolidation with her hubby but maybe some lemon colored motifs or a pink hairband like ms pacman.... It wouldn't be easy being Luke's dad, I can totally feel that, I can see Luke being a problematic son to raise... You'd probably dump him on some random planet with ewoks and bale. I can really see McGowan and Hader (as Vader) taking their black helmets off and breathing heavily. That's for sure.
https://youtu.be/Lbjru5CQIW4
https://youtu.be/en8bh60K7m8
Luke's dad totally makes up for not teaching him baseball right here:
https://youtu.be/PqaiKmm8gsY
Oh and it's hard to believe this serial killer got away with killing like ten people and raping like 50! So much so the FBI tried catching him in mid 2016 like 30+ years after his super active phase. He is like Waldo, noone can spot him! Holy crap, he even calls a victim he raped like 24 years later in April 2001 to boast and remind her and none has caught him! They should get Joe Kenda on it!
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/chilling-obsession-i-hunted-the-serial-killer/news-story/7dfd9239578a75e72e1cf083455a3485
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Should Trump ease fears of 9/11 survivors and heroes?; will Europe be turned into nuclear wasteland by Russia by the end of this year as predicted by now deceased Bulgarian fortune teller Baba Vanga
http://whiteplains.dailyvoice.com/news/9-11-world-trade-center-health-coverage-in-limbo-under-trump-budget-plan/734163/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5839060/psychic-baba-vanga-who-predicted-9-11-terror-attacks-also-foretold-unstoppable-vladimir-putin-will-one-day-rule-earth/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5839060/psychic-baba-vanga-who-predicted-9-11-terror-attacks-also-foretold-unstoppable-vladimir-putin-will-one-day-rule-earth/
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Something for fox news producers to think about before rattling on.their clichéd nonsense about Australia's skilled migrant intake
http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/statistics-show-australia-doesnt-need-these-migrants/news-story/07dd10011562641d3ff257f9b3ceafbf
Thursday, March 8, 2018
Trump and Americans foolish on Kim
http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/donald-trump-kim-jongun-initiates-meeting-with-potus/news-story/81b2a33417de025900f6263ada29398e
Mistake to run and say yes to a villainous liar tyrant. Should have let him wait a month before answering anything. Foolish.
This guy will use a meeting with Trump to lie to his people that he's teaching him English and manners, they will bow down and believe it or have their parents and children murdered, possibly tortured. Look what they did to poor old Otto. This isn't cutting a deal with some lame-o for some lame TV show that twenty ppl watch like 'the apprentice'/ If this guy isn't surrendering complete access to nuclear inspectors and completely surrendering all his nukes then he isn't doing anything useful. He needs to completely disarm his nukes. He is completely untrustworthy, oh you don't want to share 1988 Olympics with me 50/50, better go bomb 188 South Koreans out of the sky. Better give Otto cranial damage bashing his skull in, show them yanks. That's who you're dealing with. Better have my harmless half brother assassinated. Can I quote the Koran? Murder is better than oppression. This Kim is an oppressor, it's all a big joke to him, haha mess with me, I don't care, I'll just lob some missiles from uncle Vlad, he doesn't care if I waste some and then screw my concubine and make her dance for my cook. He is not a real leader, he needs to be bashed! Fuck him. Are you going to run to him like a little bitch Trump? Tie a bib around his neck and spoonfeed him? It annoys me gr8ly! Believe me. Grrrrrr
Did you guys know my sister Raquel's last boyfriend (of many) was Iraqi nuke inspector Richard Butler's brother? Least that's what the guy told me, Richard Butler the nuke inspector guy was his brother. My girlfriend at the time referred to my sister's squeeze of the time as 'sideshow Bob', the Butler guy.
I guess the point is dopey dictators are so dopey they don't even understand marshal force when it's deposing them. Look at tariq Aziz during 2003 invasion: oh we're about to defeat uncle Sam any minute now bro, Ay dean!?
prepare for war!!! Specifically, isn't it strange that there isn't even a proper evacuation system set up for Seoul? i was there in 2006, 3 months, and the only thing regarding war i remember is the American GI channel had some soldier flashbacking remembering being hit by a granade or something and his tin lid rolling into a pit and he's like almost crying, it was laughable! there is no drill system..... the people of Seoul need to be instructed on how to muster around the SOUTH side of their building basements, or level 45 if that's safer, that's because the missiles will be coming from the NORTH, that's why it's called NORTH Korea. Other good muster spots are the subways, underground. If i were Trump i'd be talking to the JOINT CHIEFS monday morning: let's tell president kimmy or whatever his/her name from south korea, we want a proper evacuation system set up for Seoul, just a short tv message, maybe a series of commercials, that lets everyone know, in the south and the north, that you're serious......... did you know when Napoleon's Grand Armee marched on Moscow, all the people had already left? that's because they didn't want to be raped, burned, murdered, maimed, dismembered, have their tongues cut out, their nipples bitten off... you get the idea........ Seoul is the only chink in the armor of North Korea's enemies, having the citizens easily mustered to safe areas immediately during or immediately before a massive barrage from the north could make a considerable difference, i don't need to go to some fancy military school to know that, just ask some four and three star generals, it's common sense.......
Don't listen to Hannity Trump, he's probably on mushrooms, believe me. My Russian buddy Sergei went there with the Russian Navy in a submarine, China, South Korea, Russia even evangelical American Christians have been sending rocket man food for decades for him to feed the army and party so they can continue severely oppressing the masses. It's George Orwell's 1984 on steroids. Don't waste your time watching Hannity or Alec Baldwin, it's distracting and confusing, talk to Kelly, the Joint Chiefs. Ask the Joint Chiefs why Seoul has no evacuation program in place for decades. It's because the Koreans are bitches. If they could speak Australian they'd be saying, shellebe right moyt, no worries moyt. Newsflash: she won't be right moyt. Strongly encouraging the South to establish a simple public evacuation drill on a six weekly basis and the occasional commercial tells these bitches to watch out. If you don't lead these bitches they will come with lame and creepy overtures, like in 2002 they got a little north Korean boy to give a flower to a little south Korean girl. It's creepy and stupid.
What's simple: evacuate Seoul to the southern portions of their buildings or underground, set up patriot batteries everywhere. Why should FEMA have thousands of coffins for potential hurricane deaths stacked up. Get the CIA to prepare ample literature in Korean. There are like five political concentration camps that should have care packages prepared for them with Korean leaflets, food and loaded glocks . I'd have hundreds of thousands of leaflets set up ready to dump on the people: surrender now, your government has been overthrown.
Extra credit for skateboarding enthusiasts, name the skateboarding maneuver in this video clip:
https://youtu.be/010KyIQjkTk
Mistake to run and say yes to a villainous liar tyrant. Should have let him wait a month before answering anything. Foolish.
This guy will use a meeting with Trump to lie to his people that he's teaching him English and manners, they will bow down and believe it or have their parents and children murdered, possibly tortured. Look what they did to poor old Otto. This isn't cutting a deal with some lame-o for some lame TV show that twenty ppl watch like 'the apprentice'/ If this guy isn't surrendering complete access to nuclear inspectors and completely surrendering all his nukes then he isn't doing anything useful. He needs to completely disarm his nukes. He is completely untrustworthy, oh you don't want to share 1988 Olympics with me 50/50, better go bomb 188 South Koreans out of the sky. Better give Otto cranial damage bashing his skull in, show them yanks. That's who you're dealing with. Better have my harmless half brother assassinated. Can I quote the Koran? Murder is better than oppression. This Kim is an oppressor, it's all a big joke to him, haha mess with me, I don't care, I'll just lob some missiles from uncle Vlad, he doesn't care if I waste some and then screw my concubine and make her dance for my cook. He is not a real leader, he needs to be bashed! Fuck him. Are you going to run to him like a little bitch Trump? Tie a bib around his neck and spoonfeed him? It annoys me gr8ly! Believe me. Grrrrrr
Did you guys know my sister Raquel's last boyfriend (of many) was Iraqi nuke inspector Richard Butler's brother? Least that's what the guy told me, Richard Butler the nuke inspector guy was his brother. My girlfriend at the time referred to my sister's squeeze of the time as 'sideshow Bob', the Butler guy.
I guess the point is dopey dictators are so dopey they don't even understand marshal force when it's deposing them. Look at tariq Aziz during 2003 invasion: oh we're about to defeat uncle Sam any minute now bro, Ay dean!?
prepare for war!!! Specifically, isn't it strange that there isn't even a proper evacuation system set up for Seoul? i was there in 2006, 3 months, and the only thing regarding war i remember is the American GI channel had some soldier flashbacking remembering being hit by a granade or something and his tin lid rolling into a pit and he's like almost crying, it was laughable! there is no drill system..... the people of Seoul need to be instructed on how to muster around the SOUTH side of their building basements, or level 45 if that's safer, that's because the missiles will be coming from the NORTH, that's why it's called NORTH Korea. Other good muster spots are the subways, underground. If i were Trump i'd be talking to the JOINT CHIEFS monday morning: let's tell president kimmy or whatever his/her name from south korea, we want a proper evacuation system set up for Seoul, just a short tv message, maybe a series of commercials, that lets everyone know, in the south and the north, that you're serious......... did you know when Napoleon's Grand Armee marched on Moscow, all the people had already left? that's because they didn't want to be raped, burned, murdered, maimed, dismembered, have their tongues cut out, their nipples bitten off... you get the idea........ Seoul is the only chink in the armor of North Korea's enemies, having the citizens easily mustered to safe areas immediately during or immediately before a massive barrage from the north could make a considerable difference, i don't need to go to some fancy military school to know that, just ask some four and three star generals, it's common sense.......
Don't listen to Hannity Trump, he's probably on mushrooms, believe me. My Russian buddy Sergei went there with the Russian Navy in a submarine, China, South Korea, Russia even evangelical American Christians have been sending rocket man food for decades for him to feed the army and party so they can continue severely oppressing the masses. It's George Orwell's 1984 on steroids. Don't waste your time watching Hannity or Alec Baldwin, it's distracting and confusing, talk to Kelly, the Joint Chiefs. Ask the Joint Chiefs why Seoul has no evacuation program in place for decades. It's because the Koreans are bitches. If they could speak Australian they'd be saying, shellebe right moyt, no worries moyt. Newsflash: she won't be right moyt. Strongly encouraging the South to establish a simple public evacuation drill on a six weekly basis and the occasional commercial tells these bitches to watch out. If you don't lead these bitches they will come with lame and creepy overtures, like in 2002 they got a little north Korean boy to give a flower to a little south Korean girl. It's creepy and stupid.
What's simple: evacuate Seoul to the southern portions of their buildings or underground, set up patriot batteries everywhere. Why should FEMA have thousands of coffins for potential hurricane deaths stacked up. Get the CIA to prepare ample literature in Korean. There are like five political concentration camps that should have care packages prepared for them with Korean leaflets, food and loaded glocks . I'd have hundreds of thousands of leaflets set up ready to dump on the people: surrender now, your government has been overthrown.
Extra credit for skateboarding enthusiasts, name the skateboarding maneuver in this video clip:
https://youtu.be/010KyIQjkTk
Trump and north korea
Sorry I've been working on my latest ideal version of a minions song, maybe will post it later, so possibly distracted.
Isn't it the case, in the last day or so, north Korea said they'd consider disarming for peace talks (bull) and Trump said it sounded promising and he was cautiously optimistic? Did that just happen?
Assuming it did, who is advising Trump on north Korea, is it the Pompeo or Kelly? Or who?
North Korea are fiendish monstrous little bastards. Tell them to apologize for stuff. Why are we hearing an American President is optimistic about them? If you had a cancerous big toe growing out of your head would you be cautiously optimistic or scared and looking to have it cut off? Can someone please enlighten me?
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/lamb-found-with-leg-growing-from-its-head/news-story/b1db4eb9f929d7d79550e3886232321d?sv=b716413ed588ba90cf38b69abfd4b2a2
Isn't it the case, in the last day or so, north Korea said they'd consider disarming for peace talks (bull) and Trump said it sounded promising and he was cautiously optimistic? Did that just happen?
Assuming it did, who is advising Trump on north Korea, is it the Pompeo or Kelly? Or who?
North Korea are fiendish monstrous little bastards. Tell them to apologize for stuff. Why are we hearing an American President is optimistic about them? If you had a cancerous big toe growing out of your head would you be cautiously optimistic or scared and looking to have it cut off? Can someone please enlighten me?
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/lamb-found-with-leg-growing-from-its-head/news-story/b1db4eb9f929d7d79550e3886232321d?sv=b716413ed588ba90cf38b69abfd4b2a2
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Movie review: Jennifer Lawrence is going to show you her hot rack and sweet can (2018)
Do you like heavy violence involving strong blows to the head, stabbings, murders with knives, rape depictions, stranglings and torture scenes involving flaying and think Jennifer Lawrence might have a hot rack and sweet can but could never tell watching her shoot arrows in narnia or wherever her career was at?
Are you OK with cold war spy movies not relying exclusively on black and LGBT and transgender actors to depict spies trying to infiltrate Russia and vicaversa?
And $10, can you muster them without being incarcerated, to buy a movie ticket? Go catch her latest movie then. But if you're someone that sees Tucker Carlson on a daily basis, please guard him from seeing this movie as it may have a negative influence and start him on a downward path. We're not sure he can handle it.
Off topic, check out my work hat: isn't that smart? If it goes missing ppl can just stick it on my locker. There's a guy called Martinez who wasn't happy with the lockers provided so he uses a wooden chest with a teddy bear sticker on it, that might make him seem like a maverick but he kind of seems like a bit of a schmendrick lacking chutzpah, not that that's a problem or something to hold against him.
Monday, March 5, 2018
Hotel California
https://youtu.be/VMYyxqaaWew
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/inside-thomas-embling-the-victorian-hospital-plagued-by-violence/news-story/8fb79a187852b73eed9110531db0df8f
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/inside-thomas-embling-the-victorian-hospital-plagued-by-violence/news-story/8fb79a187852b73eed9110531db0df8f
Friday, March 2, 2018
Saturday morning
Dropped Alex at soccer. The coach explained how the shinguards work. Alex is just walking off the field to be close to his mom, better than all these Italian superstars taking dives though for yellow and red cards.
Took the girls to gymnastics... The baby is happy
Took the girls to gymnastics... The baby is happy
Fox news banging Ice's drums, do they enjoy their patdowns?
TSA = TOUCH SEXY ARSE in public in front of everyone, must be a fatty high school dropout to work for TSA
https://youtu.be/0h_GsZWvLQg
What do TSA, ICE and half of my hometown have in common? No high school diploma
FYI, Benji graduated high school with a ranking of 81.25 out of 100. Which means I scored higher than everyone except Judas [sic] I mean 18.75% of the state of new south wales which is more populous than most American states apart from Texas NY and California. My rankings for English and Spanish at top 10% of nsw state reflects my English and Spanish is of a higher standard than most ICE (Spanish speakers) and TSA (English speakers). Just sayin'
Wow Bryan on fox and friends seems grumpy and crazy today, wonder if his mood will change by the time I get home, should I survive the MT Druitt train station interchange, you'd think the cops could patrol there instead of Kristy kreme donuts
The interchange looked absolutely deadly downstairs outside 711. I cracked some jokes with a railway worker about how dangerous it would be to work at 711 there, and insane. Got some fairy wings for Scarlet, hopefully she'll stop screaming and throwing tantrums. Shin guards for Alex, soccer season kicks off tomorrow morning. I have really loved playing soccer over various decades, now another generation can enjoy. Some girl on the train was showing me her tattoos while some old Iranian guy was telling about his troubles with the ayatollah's police in Iran, everyone's happy it's Friday.
They're talking about Trump's tariffs on steel. All I know is China dumps it on the market globally. China basically has slavery, totally anti Lincoln, anti American civil war, anti whatever. The Germans put tariffs on Chinese solar panels long time ago. Australia's furniture industry was wiped out long time ago due to lack of tariffs on Chinese furniture. Can't say anything about American steel except the military uses it for ships. Can't say, don't know. Pretty good shots of the crazy homeless people in San Francisco. Not disappointed about missing condoleeza.
The tattoos were interesting, for sure. The shinguards and wings were from Kmart and the security guard at the train station is hopelessly unarmed, and possibly there coz of a letter I sent to the county director for those matters. The local govt is approachable here but the state and federal govt suck balls big time.
Wow even Trump's spiritual advisor is a foxy looking little momma. Hope Hicks, foxy looking little momma. What is with Trump and foxy looking little mommas? Stephen Colbert sux, right? Everyone can agree to that. He should run a segment, Trump and foxy looking little mommas.
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