my ideal south park episode,

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my ideal south park, written and directed by moi would follow the typical major plot, minor subplot function. The major plot would centre around glaciers melting globally, featuring a 'queen of the slopes' ski competition with communist Chinese party members with Italian stylized names like chinkarelli and chinkarino. They'd be talking almost non-sensical pigeon English with attempts at Italian mafia jokes or something. The minor subplot would be set in 19th century England on an old manor with spoilt snooty teenage kids or just one kid who turn out to be mass murderers but they have to be bailed out by their butler and stuff or staff coz of their high social station. More on that by and by, maybe some pictures or something, stand by a few weeks or months, or years maybe.