where this blog is at

currently, this blog encounters the following question:


what if Nancy O'dell barked once or twice like a small dog, every time she heard the word"faghag". Eg., due to some kind of neuroleptic condition


the possibilities when entertaining this question is staggering. We find ourselves like the sculpting of the French sculptor, rodin or whoever it was, with our palm pressed to our faces, in deep thought.


just to think that it would be perfect fodder for Dr Phil.... The laughter, the tears.... The random college kids yelling out"faghag!", knowing it would cause her to bark, just for their own cruel pleasure


to be or not to be
for whether tis nobler to take up arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end up.....


to sleep, perchance to dream

movie review: captain America (2014); redford, Johansen, Jackson

an evil facist group has subverted the United states government in various agencies, headed by Robert Redford, they wish to control humanity by taking extremely unconventional and drastic measures, first of all, they seek to identify the one special gene Samuel l Jackson has that not only keeps him out of jail for life for parking offenses, but also keeps him off skid row and allows him to triumph as a global superstar earning ten million dollars per movie. Redford's team of tech savvy facists will use their supercomputer to isolate this special gene and deprive black people of it forever, instead it will be given to white people to help them jump higher. Also, Redford's outfit hates redheaded women so they (Hydra) also seek to force Johansen's character to drink as much of Rwanda's daily human come supply as possible, until she can burp the entire star spangled banner. I'm not why exactly but possibly due to the cgi getting outsourced to Malaysia or something.


Ted2 will be out in a while, McFarlane will get marky mark to make money, the only way he knows how.


btw, caught some family guy last night, peters father in law explains away that he hides a cure for cancer by saying he doesn't do a press release just because he takes a dump either. That was extremely amusing

yo poople

ok, skimming over the vaudevillian and macabre celebration of mediocrity that is entertainment tonight.......and retaking up the issue that sandra bollock represents.......... we proceed thusly, some of you dummies out there no doubt, when reading benji's opinions of sandra bollock immediately think: ok usama, or 'taliban ben'....... far from it, didn't bollock play an fbi agent or something in miss congeniality? not that i've seen it or would prefer it over observing grass in the fields, however, do you think it would have helped the fbi thwart timothy mcveigh had that movie been around in 1995? questionable, i doubt it........ in fact, i put it to you, that had that movie been around in 1995, it would have made the fbi, and anyone else that watched it, measurably dumber as a direct result...........

i am not mister ed

when have we dumped on jennifer love hewitt on this or my last and first blog? never (metaphorically or otherwise, despite all the talk about crapping on chests)........ we haven't even mentioned her.... let's be frank, she's a hottie with a great rack, there's no point beating around the bush........ who is going to win in a jell-O wrestling match between hewett and bollock? hewett is going to be the one straddling bullock's head between her thighs while mashing jell-O into her head and bouncing up and down all over her, her rack billowing in slow motion - just saying...........keep it real people

so obama came out recently saying australia is better than america because the gun laws in australia are better than america -- that's a dud president --- send him out here, get a new one

God Bless

continuing on that last point about ET.... also, this is the exact 50% mark of this current blog

yes, this is posting number 740, i do believe, and as the last blog was 1180 posts in total, so will this one be

continuing on that last post about entertainment tonight........sandra bullock....... she's an american film and tv actress with zero talent who has appeared in nothing worth mentioning in terms of tv or movies......... a complete non-entity........ recently she was attacked by a stalker......... she doesn't deserve this.......no-one deserves this, the law does not look kindly upon people invading the sanctity of someone else's home.......people say in life nothing is sacred anymore, your home, your religion, your society, your nation.......but in the law, that's not true at all, invade the sanctity of someone's home, and very often, the law will lock you up for a long time........so despite sandra bullock not having any talent and her fame being a sign of human failure, it's still not okay to stalk her...........fortunately, ms. bullock was clever enough to have a safe room on her home, so not all of her income was wasted.... her attacker was a real whacko, he wasn't happy to just keep a scrap book of her at his home and murder some cats pretending they were her (i guess some people do that, right? i wouldn't know, it's not like it's something i would do, cough cough, ahem)....... anyway, yeah, sandra definitely didn't think it was puppy love....she wasn't about to leave her safe room and ask the guy if he'd like to bake some brownie cookies........god knows what he would have done at that point, he was a real nut

therefore, when we consider that the same thing could eventually happen to entertainment tonight host, nancy o'dell, we shudder to consider that truly, isn't anyone safe anymore? i mean what if nancy doesn't have a safe room in her home or she's unable to get to it in time and a stalker accosts her in her own home and then bundles her off to some isolated country house in rural, country california and forces her to pretend she's a dog, day after day, crawling around on her hands and knees, lifting her leg to pee........ barking and calling him master and panting on his command......... oh the humanity! just imagining it gives us goosebumps! just saying

hey lookout for the mayweather fight in may! he'll be pocketing around 150 million $$ and so will his opponent! those are big bickies! that's more money than a lot of these entertainment tonight superstars can make in an entire career, guess they're burger king workers compared to mayweather

dumb americans

hey froynds..........just caught some of me mateys, ahoy, over at nbc today show, al roker and co........they don't seem too dumb, right? like they actually seem like poople (looks like i just coined a new word) you could have an intellectual conversation with, of sorts.........

but who is making them look dumb by association? Entertainment Tonight............ET are really dumb people......i think the former host, Mary Hart, actually ended up being the first person to die from dumb, like she had a meditation soundtrack playing on her walkman saying breath in, breath out, and the batteries ran out and then she just stopped breathing, really dumb people...........watching Entertainment Tonight will actually make you scientfically provably dumber, just like listening to Mozart will make you temporarily smarter

to clarify, do you know how Entertainment Tonight people get bruises on their heads? they go to the Saturday night live studio and as a joke, someone tells them the door's over there and to walk through it and points to a wall and they just keep walking into the wall like a lemming, over and over again

watching Entertainment Tonight really makes a lot of people look really, really dumb by association (but not Glen Beck or Fox News).... you know guys like from the Today show aren't as dumb as the ET people but if you associate the two of them together, you end up doubting the Today show guys

let's put it another way, you know there's this thing called life insurance, right? and insurance companies compete to offer you a cheap policy with a big pay out, and the way they can do that profitably and competitively is by mathematically determining risk............well if you're dumb like ET dumb, like you've drank too much alcohol or sniffed too much white-out or were just always in the dumb classes at school....... i mean i know no-one should have bullied you but tried to motivate you to read more or something, but anyway, it's too late now and you're ET dumb............ then an insurance company should know about it coz you'd be at higher risk of just getting run over by a car when crossing the road coz you're too dumb to even look away from your i-phone with images of Kim and Kanye there............. so really, insurance companies should be making it their business to figure out if you're that dumb: have you ever watched or appeared on ET? why should you be subsidizing the dumb people's life insurance policy when you're smart and less at risk of accidental death? demand more from your providers, idiots

right there that question would tell an insurance company how dumb their customers really were...... what if we could just figure out a way to make them passionate about reforming human rights in china?....for a while, inbetween his ten marriages or so, richard gere was interested in that kind of thing when it was hip in hollywood to rub the dalai lama's scrotum in public and poopoo china, but i mean seriously poople, wouldn't it be great if we could get all the dumb people: hollywood ET actors and hair stylists, and all the terrorists in the middle east, if we could somehow get them fixated on reforming china, by actually GOING there, and STAYING THERE!

ET had Sarah Jessica parker there with Michelle obama at the white house and some black actress was there too from some incredibly dumb tv show that's insanely dumb beyond belief

maybe the nail polish remover is actually stunting women's brain cells........maybe that's the problem, maybe Michelle should get some cientificos to look into that

how great would it be if we could pack sarah jessica and that dumb actress from that dumb tv show (i'm not hating, your show is dumb --- don't call me a hater because i said there are special needs kids out there who score really low on IQ tests) off to communist china, just give them some placards saying free tibet and send them marching down tiannamin square........man that would be a win for everybody, the world would be a better place

can you imagine it being safe to actually fly across the middle east (clue, it's not really, now, although airlines don't want to waste fuel flying around the place) because all the troublemakers there were sent to china to try to help people there have a break from factory slave life..........man that would be a great world

unfortunately, it seems the only hope for the future are the non-dumb people in america, maybe turkey and russia too, not sure........... but first we'd have to find a way to coax all the dumb ET people and ET actors off to communist china, i mean they're good at babysitting all the eurotrash via the tv, but in real life, it's clear they are really dumb, horribly stupid people

would you really want to hang out with someone that says, nah can't join you at the mall bro, they're responsible for all the squids getting trapped in nets?   that's the kind of dummies we're talking about........... you know how they say actors are incestuous and hollywood is a close-knit circle/community of 'craftsmen'.......that's all baloney........these people are so dopey, nobody in their right mind would want to hang out with them! and they're trying to get hillary clinton elected!   if i were hillary clinton, i would view them as a liability and release a PR statement saying, 'stop, you're embarrassing me' - try to make it funny at the same time, hopefully, though, they'd get the message

that's what happens when you play too much playstation and smoke too much pot and drink too much alcohol, you get dumb

also, marrying someone just because they're great at eating your pussy out and good at quoting from adam sandler movies, that's not potentially real smart either, unless you want to remarry after five years..... anyway, that's a whole different can of worms, we might talk about that later

glen beck sitting there bashing moslems

just for the sake of sounding audacious............. why doesn't he substitute 'moslem' for 'scot' or 'irishman'? then maybe he'd realize he needs to go back to scotland or ireland where he's from and shut his mouth there

nitwit

then ocassionally, between spasms of hate speech for the moslems, Beck waxes philosophical and says we all need to 'love everyone' (like Jesus) -- and 'not fall into the trap of hating'..........really? Did Jesus really love the Pharisees? Didn't he call them a brood of vipers bent on looking good in front of everyone else?  How would Jesus love the Pharisees (or Glen Beck)? Heal some critter in front of them? (That would just infuriate the former). Give Beck a hand job? Someone give me a clue, please.

If anyone can show me how Glen Beck isn't a bitch needing an intervention so as get gender reassignment surgery to let the real inner woman that is Glen Beck come out, please enlighten me.

Also, Carly Fiorinno, if she's running for President based on the strength of being CEO of Hewlett Packard.... what about their customer service? Bunch of incompetent guys in India............ can't see the connection....... CEO of HP and U.S. President......... doesn't mean she couldn't do the job, look at Obama....... or Bush.........anyone can do that job........... but CEO of HP, that's not really that much to be proud of, when you think of it.

howdy slurts

hey biatches, got a new phone, another nokia, went from 520 to 530......... microsoft did really well to acquire nokia but the 520 was an absolute dud, had to have it replaced two because of a generic defect to do with the up volume button.........hopefully the 530 is better made.... it has the same voice command functions so you can listen to glen beck streaming radio one moment then hold down the search button (instead of the windows button) and tell coriana or whatever her name is (microsoft's version of siri), open youtube, then listen to music.......etc..............

the american mainstream media is stuck in a funk (again)........ when wielding a hammer to look for something to break, and wilfully avoiding important issues......you can never tell what mischief they will get up to.... it brings to mind the uma thurman character from pulp function complaining to travolta's character about how the gangsters gossip when they are amongst themselves (eg., in regard to rumors about the samoan guy that went flying through a window)...........

it's so ridiculous at the moment, some lazy journalist started some kid of idiot schoolyard fight by pretending a pizza parlor would cater for a wedding (absurd) and that because they wouldn't cater for a gay wedding, indiana is bad for having religious freedom laws

this is not a religious freedom issue at all........ and religion and the state must remain separate as per the u.s. constitution........this is an issue of peaceful assembly..........the supreme court justices are two or three hundred years behind my mentality, however americans two or three hundred years hence will easily understand what benji is saying

if the government dictates to businesses how to run their businesses then that's bolshevism......people need to be free to run their business how they please........i don't like bringing people to the airport anymore than i want two gay guys smooching in my cab as people riding to the airport are bound to yack the whole way on their phone.......anyone with a phone in their hand, i don't bother to give them a ride in my cab........if they're wearing a suit, chances are they're a beggar working for a beggarly multinational too beggarly to have the corporate cojones to even pay tax like the average taxpayer, so i don't like giving rides to beggars........if you're in a suit, you might be surprised to realize you're a beggar..........if you're a journalist trying to whip a dead horse with your bull-shite stories about fantasy scenarios of bigotry, likewise you're a beggar.......if you're glen beck you get a pass because he's cute and cuddly, but if you're george snuffolopogous you're just a bitch and should quit your job and try to get a job as a stripper

i have spoken

the u.s. constitution..........  it's beauty lies in three essential points: 1) all men are create equally (in a womb)...... 2) all men have the right to free speech     3) all men (humans/mankind) have the right to peaceful assembly

stop, i've heard enough, that's all i  need to know to conquer the world, reform all of mankind

keep your amendments, your gay marriage debates and george (snuffolupogous), it's all bullshit

one of my customers was an extremely likeable gay woman this evening, my last customer, we spent about an hour an a half on the long ride with a detour to mcdonalds, plus a long conversation at the end of the ride, finally i left as she was tired and i had to return my car to base........... she informed me that in our state, nsw, it's not legal to 'rent out a womb' or in any way use one's own womb for surrogacy.........however in victoria state, where melbourne is, it is legal, therefore gay men can sign contracts for surrogacy, a-la ricky martin, and the surrogate mother cannot change her mind after initially bonding with baby and have her baby back.......that area of law/legality is interesting........ in america it's common practice just to do all that stuff in india as wombs are cheap to rent there

returning to peaceful assembly............ people take this to mean to demonstrate and hold placards and protest.........however the true meaning of assembly is much deeper than that..........human assembly boils down to the gist of what it is to be human........... humans are always assembling.......... if you come into my taxi cab to assemble there with me, you will not assemble peacefully if you're on your phone as you will annoy me, therefore there is no peaceful assembly, therefore any government mechanism to thwart my right to peaceful assembly in unconstitutional...... if i have a pizza parlor and you're stupid enough to want me to cater to your wedding and you want me to do something i'm not comfortable with like attending a wedding where some kind of fetishist perverts are there dressed in diapers whipping eachother and giggling hysterically, who are neither gay nor straight but glug glugs (the technical term), you're fucking with my constitutional right to assemble peacefully in my pizza parlor with my co-workers........any laws that go in this anti-constitutional spirit will be short-lived, over the long run............. people intentionally seeking rejection and trouble to make a point and enjoy a fight or an argument are beggars, begging for your energy.......to hell with beggars..........choose to not assemble with beggars......... if george snuffolopogous is a beggar and i have not assembled with him ever, despite his image occasionally being electronically represented in my home (which does not constitute assembly), it is because he is a beggar and i'm not interested to assemble with beggars as there is no peace in that therefore there's no peaceful assembly........... staying off your phone in public places and avoiding annoying strangers with your annoying behavior, eg., with your phone, is a good way to avoid begging for strangers' attention annoyingly and inappropriately.........don't be a beggar

will i sue katy perry for not going on a date with me because i'm hispanic? people have to right to assemble as they please

what a stupid debate..........how unworthy!

there has been a very interesting story in the media lately about the fbi investigating crooked narcotic cops.....very interesting reading.......... police corruption is an interesting topic