dusting off the spanish language stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg  (maroon 5)

key language concepts in spain with regard to common speech and cussing:

1) (me cago en la virgen/me cago en la puta virgen) crapping on 'the virgin' and 'the whore virgin'.... presumably as a result of 'the virgin mary''s influence, initially meant to be an utter blasphemy; also can be construed with completely other overtones when taken at raw face value especially as Mary's name is never mentioned (that would be utter blasphemy of the worst kind)....

2) crapping on God, (me cago en Dios); a potential blasphemy that has a charming and usually unintended imbecilic overtone, the only thing that gets crapped on is the toilet bowl, someone's underpants, the occasional unlucky whore's chest, and someone's buttcheeks, toilet paper, etc (ie., the usual suspects)..... all of which, taken at plain metaphysical value are God (or aspects of His mighty unlimited nature)..........perhaps because of this spaniards also occasionally crap in the milk (has very literally real meaning there, too) and also crap on 'ten' (of all things)..... interestingly, newborn babies only crap milk.... when babies start crapping on you, all of these spanish utterances reach their zenith of achievement

3) the milk (la leche).......can refer to awesomeness in general, but to construe it precisely, you have either breastmilk or body milks of your own production (go figure).... i intend to have my 'cafe con leche' with my wife's unused breastmilk this time round (literally)

4) eggs......... ('a huevo') not a cuss word, it seems to mean: egg-zactly (precisely); no one seems to crap on eggs however they will crap on your dead and your whore-dead (putos muertos) and the whore that gave birth to you (no one says they crap on your momma, nowhere near aggressive enough)......... huevos (eggs) also = testicles

5) going to get butt-fucked, letting someone go off and get unfortunately butt-fucked (it really happens, too).........not very pleasant (in a great many instances), but a key part of spain's culture....... q. le den por el culo (let him go get butt-fucked)

6) vagina!  (conyo - written with an 'n' with a little squiggle above it)...... similar to 'for f*ck's sake' or even 'crikey!' in english

7) the notion of what comes out of your testicles: 'lo q. te salen de los cojones' -- this is basically either gonna be milk or sweat or pee (or blood in unlucky cases)......... e.g., you can do whatever makes you happy = you can do whatever comes out of your balls

8) sweat: (sudar).......... me la suda sobremanera (it makes my thing sweat amazingly so) = i don't really care dude....

9) dust (polvo).... pivotal concept in spain: every by product of your body already mentioned above (milk/crap/sweat) eventually will become dust anyway......... sex is normally referred to as stirring dust up (echar polvo)

10) fuerte = strong............que fuerte (how strong/intense)

11) pesado (heavy/weighted) = annoying ..... que pesado! how annoying

let's see what this baby can do

now your subconscious is up to speed and ready for some bull-crappin' in spain! i want to see how much love is up for grabs in the space of a month there, i'm sure i can get a lot of it