Piers Morgan and Donald Trump sit down interview

 

The August sit down, three months out from the elections, interesting because.... (Fill in after editing)

Production aids: 

Punchbowl full of yellow jello labelled 'toilet' for Mr Morgan to blot his bottom into and smear on sundry walls and floors. Copyright Benji artistic rock bottom jelly smear technique©

Postage stamps not featuring contemporary ensemble 'the Rolling Stones' on the design side for Mr Trump to dampen somehow®

A quarter of a million Americans dead!

https://youtu.be/speJ-hLqZ-M?si=224RZoYlBWQDLnFh

Trump campaign messaging

 

I think Trump has to stick with "cost of living". 

He should remind people he's confident to bring gas prices and supply chain prices and inflation prices down. Stay on message.

I think he can classify Kamala Harris as Hilary's niece or prima or something with paper straws, not plastic. Don't get too involved with characterisations.

Cost of living! Please address it sir!

Paso

 

So I've taught the elder two kids, also official citizens of Spain, how to play the Spanish card game mus. They are now passing at the grande, chica, pares and juego. Paso a la grande! I pass. 

Something else you might want to pass at, the French Olympics last supper featuring blimpy female Jesus. The number one question is? Is she fatter than this guy:

https://youtube.com/shorts/D38pthucXrs?si=R7iT7IOD6lGcL5LS

Question two, which of her transgender weirdo buddies was like Matthew the tax collector. Ha ha so funny.

Guess that's why they say the French are gilipollas in Spain.

USA! TRUMP 2025

 

Wazzup? Just got to the depot for weekend bus driving $$$$ listening to Crime Mob....

https://youtu.be/5PUIjfI3NSY?si=lp42Kd10yCMwr0Nm

Found my missing sunglasses and boxing shorts in my locker. Walked upstairs into kitchen and the American Olympic team is barging across the screen on a barge. As it was a two seconds moment walking through the kitchen I called out 'USA! USA!' to two colleagues there.

Then on to the Benji couch and Fox News. Hard to understand why they never just made me their CEO. Anyway of course the topic du jour is bitch about Kamala Harris, she's a radical, etc. 

I should just leave now on commercial break and load up on groceries at Avalon supermarket however I'm too lazy. Think I'll sleep in the depot or on the boat tonight as Red Herring is back in Avalon.

Ok moments later, Avalon supermarket, ten minutes to burn. Ruminating on how ringwraith like I had commandeered bus 4983, like one of Tolkien's winged steeds. When I saw a 12 year old girl laughing hysterically to her friend's bemusement. On the way out I informed her mom or big sis or whoever who had happened along about her hysterical laughter, new and wonderful calories in hand thank you Bitcoin. Including chocolate bar, now in my stomach, steak dinner for later, half hour cooking time and fancy cheese. Low weight after fasting 119kg. Current average 122kg.

Wazzup, moments later I've done a couple of little bus runs around Avalon, saw one of the sailing club dads stomping around. Special to Palm Beach, pee. I need to put my sweater on. The sun is almost fully down and a beanie hat and long sleeve undershirt and bus uniform isn't warm enough.

Yet more moments later, steak dinner and cole zero is upsetting my digestive tract.

Moments later, after seven or so hours sleep on the depot couch and then a gardening job at Palm Beach, we have the imbéciles of Jimmy Failla. In Spain you won't need to walk around far before someone invokes the word: ¡imbécil! Yes it means imbecile. Yes you wouldn't need to watch Jimmy Failla's last show for long before realising your taking in a handful of folks acting in a mode of imbecility. This includes Piers Morgan who spend his career listening in on phone tapped phone calls of celebrities. Only imbéciles do that. ¡Imbéciles!

'i fear I am writing a requiem for myself', Mozart

 Mozart's Requiem in full 

https://youtu.be/XmttZ-BnwaI?si=RveOImFQRlK5QJE9

So we have this very haunting, mopey beginning to it. You can catch that part in the movie Amadeus, also. Not to be confused with the international airline ticketing system. That's a very interesting and likeable piece of music. This goes for around eight minutes. The mopey part melts away into staggered choral arrangements, overlaid nicely with each other. Very beautiful.

Then you have the Dies Irae or whatever we mentioned a few posts ago. A completely different piece of music that follows the mopey section immediately aforementioned. This is a very rapid and vibrant piece of music. Very bombastic and strident, not at all mopey but vivacious.

The next thing you're getting is Mozart returning to operetta, like a tenor and bass and later a soprano, discussing something in Latin or something. Doesn't sound anything like the aforementioned two which don't sound anything like each other.

I don't know where Mozart's going with this third conversational sounding operetta part of his Requiem. Plus what are they even talking about? Maybe mambi-pambi land...?

https://youtu.be/XfmVBmDKLZI?si=po0sOHToukC2-s--

I'll find out shortly where Mozart was going with that Requiem as I roll to a gardening job today. After mowing my own backyard with a $20 old self propelling lawnmower I acquired recently from my Anglo Saxon lawnmowing guy, a splendid chap, saving my back muscles the ongoing continual workout with the self propelling function (cannot use this mower for other jobs as has other issues), I recalled the time I sold a pretty young Ukrainian woman a kind of naturally made candle. I recalled this after seeing my bbq woodfire stack and one of the wooden stalks there from a native Australian plant, produces a similar wooden stalk to an Arizona native plant. There in Arizona one of my buddy's in Sedona showed me how he added candlewax to these stalks and how well they burned like candles. I suppose in Mozart's time they couldn't just turn on a switch but had to light candles to write music at night. 

Anyway, I was walking along one of these desert highways of Sedona, possibly heading to Rite Aid for my 9-5 checkout chick/storeman job, when I sold this Ukrainian girl one of these $10 candles. 

And now, the post two guys and a kid singing about where's they shovels or candles or whatever, Requiem mass:

Ok so until you get to the Confutatis Maledictus part which is pretty riveting, you also see that in the Amadeus movie just posted about recently along with Project Pat (and Juicy J, DJ Paul, etc). But prior to that it's more obscure meandering like an old age home people just kind of wondering when they're gonna die kind of thing. Not what you'd expect from a young robust approximately 30 year old man. 

The Confutatis Maledictus is pretty amazing. I would just ditch the two basses and a soprano plus meandering old folks singing parts completely. Too morbid.

The Lacrimosa that follows is pretty moving. 

What care hath he, my nigga, what care hath he? A poem by and mit Herr Benji

What care hath Project Pat my nigga? What care hath he?

Must he chase a butterfly and a bee?

What care hath he?

https://youtu.be/2klTw123_jw?si=tjmuQwvsEiQU9p7o

Walked a dog at the dog pound today. Pretty nice guy, Niko or something like that. Kind of dog you'd be happy to take home. I could see he liked me and was kind towards the kids but unfortunately it does not seem like eastern Europeans on the whole are fond of dogs. In two years in Bulgaria I only recall seeing someone name their dog once, it wasn't a lot of dogs there. Murphy, was the name of this dog on a walk in Sofia. In Paris, France, in 1992, I remember travelling alone and seeing two dogs riding comfortably on the floor of the carriage, quite large. However dogs are not common in Paris either, neither in many European cities where the folks have no backyards or front yards. In Australia they are exceedingly common and in America they have God like status and are highly beloved. Furthermore the Americans are exceedingly kind to their dogs and would not dream of harming their dogs. 

In Spain I do not recall seeing many dogs at all, however I was involved with a dog in southeastern Spain that was absolutely covered in ticks. I had never seen such a case or known it possible however my uncle's female friend somehow knew of this dog and got me to help her remove all the ticks from it at a veterinary. In fact, the veterinary would remove all the ticks with some pliers and that dog had like a hundred or more. It seemed as if the ticks could literally suck the lifeblood out of it. It was left bloody and bleeding with no ticks and I don't remember where it ended up just that this lady, in her late 30 or 40s by the looks of her, was recruiting me as her buddy's nephew, to help the dog so I put it in my uncle's car and drove it to the veterinary clinic. And would have returned it to her home or something I can't even remember or have a clue why I'm even remembering that.

The Anglo Saxon lady from the marine shop yesterday, kind of unfriendly seeming, mentioned yesterday on my blog, turns out she was a water police officer for a long time. I've seen many (actually probably around ten) English people move around in Spain absolutely happy to be there, not counting trash bag young drunks flying in and out of Ibiza for group orgies and perversions and the like, folks I've happily managed to avoid there. However, as mentioned, like many dogs I meet that are clearly suspicious and resentful towards me, I've lost count of Anglo Saxons in Australia who subconsciously feel aversion towards my genetic existence (Iberian bred), or some kind of inherent Catholicism or something. It's a thing. Which was one of the pleasant surprises about the Pittwater area of Sydney I found recently in the last few years, plenty of successful and happy Anglo Saxon folks, few century old resentments for wogball from Spain.

Alternatively I sometimes meet dogs I like that absolutely love me. There is one dog in particular that I might encounter once every two months, that is absolutely delighted and full of love to see me. I am amazed how much this dog loves me and what a gentle thing it is.

What care hath Pai Mei, my nigga? What care hath he?

https://youtu.be/3VtfqAym5sQ?si=Bh7AznpWIYI3H3MH

Having said all that. The two or three times I travelled in England, I always found the English people there to be extremely well behaved (English manners), with the exception of a pub full of forty or so men that broke out into a loud carousing song of 'tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.' The police there look likeable. The English people were actually a delight to be around. Excepting London, where they were not unbearable but just overcrowded. I do run into scores of likeable Anglo Saxons in Australia however they're not consistent and solid like in England. They perpetuate an inborn, genetic desire, to perpetuate their general English system of doing things, which comes naturally to them, in Australia and New Zealand, however they do not seem psychologically grounded the way folks in England seemed to be. Noting that I did not go anywhere slummy in England. Eton, Bath, Bath countryside towns, the like. Mind you that was 1996, about four years after aforementioned visit to Paris as a sixteen year old, and England back then was fairly English with less stabbings I suppose. Crime has gotten a lot worse since then, I suppose.

Minnesota boobs anyone?

https://youtube.com/shorts/XUB4POcmsbg?si=r5hpK6f_QjjsjshE

Back at the depot, got my spare phone out of the locker

 

Turned on Fox News, adjusted my crypto accounting with my back up phone from me [sic] locker. I use it to buys supermarket and fuel vouchers. 

Just bought four metres of 8mm marine chain at around $68 AUD. I could see Julie at the marine shop next to the bus depot was an ethnic Anglo Saxon and her English blood was offended by my hulking Spaniard muscular frame. Sabine, one of the sailing club teachers was also there and neither she looked tremendously warm and gooey at my presence either. Oh well I suppose I can remember mother's muscle spasm face on the couch due to her 30+ years of anti psychotic meds side effects and look forward to seeing Corey, a real Australian, not an Anglo Saxon, also in Avalon, with ancestry in Australia dating back thousands of years (not a pretend Australian / grumpy Anglo Saxon).

Anyway so I add that chain that they sold me, plus the four metres approximately they helped me salvage from a piece of crap rusty anchor I brought in (maybe that's what disgusted Julie most, no telling with Anglo Saxon women). God knows I swept the floor voluntarily for Sabine (I didn't expect her to do a Britney dance a la MTV for me but it wouldn't have hurt, or maybe it would have? I'm not sure. It's a sexy dance, that's for sure).

Anyways so I removed all that shit to my ute and next step is just attach it to the anchor currently on my boat. That's for another day, possibly tomorrow I could remove the anchor from Red Herring, I'll see.  That anchor would be around 8kg I suppose.

My EQ tells me Julie was in a really shitty mood today no matter how hard she tries to hide it. Corey I saw a few weeks ago and said she quit her job at the gas station and started playing guitar at some church in Terrey Hills or something, something something in the fields or something, st Anthony's she said, in the fields. I might try to see that. Corey smokes ganja maan. Rust a ferry.

My soccer team got smashed today. Like 9-1 or something, total walk of shame. Wouldn't have happened if Scarlet was on the field.

Definitely I should spray some deodorant before I walk down to the corner to collect me [sic] bus. I drank my first coffee this afternoon first time in four days. I haven't even managed that during Ramadan. I definitely would like to stay eating less and drinking less coffee. God knows I have barely touched protein, fats or carbs since Tuesday so my body is burning body fat for real. Same time I'm just too fat. If I don't stop eating like a fatty I'm gonna have higher blood pressure, headaches, discomfort of having to carry all that fat around. I think Julie today was an overeater as well. Corey and Sabine not so. Sabine looks like a winner to me, also skinny. 

Generally when I see Sabine it's at the sailing club and she's either at the whiteboard lecturing the kids or else on the water pretty much leading the way. There would be around four support boats monitoring the kids all the time with Sabine always commandeering one of them. I mentioned to her my other daughter would be in her class this September... Scarlet will not be. Although she might want to turn up from time to time. Sabine has an interesting quality of keeping a poker face. She is not given to tremendous shows of emotion but is not subnormal or anything like that. No-one looks subnormal to me at the sailing club and around Avalon, certainly not Corey. I'd like to rent there in Avalon but it's pricey. The other young female coach at the club, Rose, appears to have a softer, mushier soul than Sabine, however I think all women have a tendency to be soft and mushy.

https://youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY?si=et0_BbwzXC7XAc_-

That sailing club is something else. Last Xmas party there was some Saudi Arabian guy there with connections to the Pittwater area. Amazing.

So I've been sitting here for an hour on the bus depot couch cold chilling with my beanie (wrap around hat, it's winter/cold) and catching up on the hotties at Fox News and yes I'd like to see them do the Britney VMA dance as well, it's an amazing dance. And you know the stand out thing was Mark Zuckerberg's interview. He looks like he lives in a fairytale world where some slavishly in love lady is tasked with interviewing him on a set that looks like a fifteen year old adventure novel. And Zuckerberg is talking about how badass Trump looks after his assassination event. Amazing.

Ok Hannity's on. I haven't spoken with Hannity yet although it's possible in future. I haven't tried sprinkling my magical fairy dust on his phone line just yet. Hannity is more unimpressed with Biden's presidency than Obama's presidency. I think that's fair to say. I recall comparing Hannity to Scrappy Doo, Scooby-Doo's baby puppy little bro, during the good old days of Obama's presidency. Pre-Trump 45. Hannity's talking about responsibility. That's the key word. Nowadays no-one wants to take it and everyone wants to scapegoat. I'm 100% in agreement with Hannity today, that's for sure.

Ok it's time to catch zee bus and drive some more 199s.....

https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?si=deJab215GQPBMZEd

Back in a few hours then it's 156s. Day off tomorrow, soccer game with Alex then it's off to the sailing club with the Alvari (da 3 kids). Bring my wetsuit in case of attempting sailing a spiral or towing on a foil. Bring frozen seafood to bbq at sailing club (me rikey BBQ there da view is 5 stars, macanudo as the Spaniards say) and onion (cebolla). Bring chain and rope from ute.

Hey I'll tell you I'm not anxious to eat that seafood (and I can wait for the onion), and I fried six halal beef sausages recently as mentioned, without even touching them. While watching Fox News just now I ate two small mandarins and a small apple although I felt an urge for a coke zero which was easy to ignore. It was brief and momentary around the point of entering the premises.

One thing I learned, avoid processed crap and vegetable oils where possible, from studying diet recently, on YouTube. Still burning body fat. It feels good at 118 kilos. That's a lot lighter than 125!

Dr Sten Ekberg:

https://youtu.be/Sk5-gv8pdck?si=hOwISAmTmjabwLb2

 

Ok so hours later, I've 'twerked that ass' of mine 'riding big wheels' as the black American folks are wont to say...

https://youtu.be/7JgcBazzpb4?si=-ra5GiY5bZ1GjC7q

We return to whitey over at Fox News, 'twekin they arses' one might suppose...

I think Trump should be heading to Minnesota, not so much Michigan. I think Trump won Michigan last time (2020) and there was massive voter fraud and it was stunning to see such mind-blowing legal cases like the Giuliana defamation case. Hard to believe.