https://youtu.be/07Y0cy-nvAg
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| Das hood ....... |
Over the shoulder shot of Smellin' Degenerate at her dressing room table. There are light bulbs all around the mirror and a to do list creased into the flashing frame:
My things to do....
Eat beaver, dress like a dude, get another dykey haircut soon, do my dikey dance, visit Holland, crack funny jokes with my token black sidekick poncho or whatever his name is.....
Zoom out, Smellin' is on a TV screen on a wall high up in a KFC somewhere in America. A solitary guy with a name tag saying Martin stands behind the counter. The empty restaurant is suddenly full of bombastic and foolish people.
Yo Martin, we want a lot of chicken bro, bring it by the bucketloads. But we only want the right hand side of every chicken, coz we don't like the left. We especially hate the left wing of all the left parts but we don't want anything from the left, no left drumsticks, no left giblets and no left breasts. You hear us Martin?
Is that even a Mexican name? Where did you even swim into America?
I'm from Vermin T.
He means Vermont.
Did you go to some left wing high school before you dropped out?
I have a Masters in business management from Boston College.
So what are you doing working at KFC?
I'm the boss, I own it.
Good for you, now where's our chicken?
I can't give you just the right side of everything. Yes with the wings and drumsticks we can figure that out and it's so quiet I'm willing to work with you on that but the chicken breast gets tricky.
Are you some kind of pervert Martin, is this politically motivated? You're a left wing loon aren't you?
End of fair and balanced part I, to be continued.
Hold it now
https://youtu.be/oB0NM6reiRE
3, 2, 1 motioned three, then two then one finger on the floor manager's hand in the Smellin' lot in Hollywood.
Welcome back to Ellen, my next guest needs no introduction she won a Glommity Gupper award for dirtiest ho on the casting couch. Chelsea is it true you had sex with Harvey Weinstein while you were still married to Brock Dorf?
Paul Revere
https://youtu.be/bk09RYSAFYQ
Bro I totally don't want to pay for this left wing Martin, it's completely politically motivated.
That's the right wing.
No it's the left look.
No, see that's it's elbow there see?
This gravy looks Marxist to me. What kind of a colonel was colonel Sanders anyway?
Brass monkey
https://youtu.be/s0dxhSPoBjY
Slow and low
https://youtu.be/vMFgiQGguWU
Insert canned laughter towards the end, go to a commercial
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ
