Monday, November 27, 2017

Can you substitute journalism with Hengaillen?

Yes, pay it forward, as the good folks of America would say.

If ncis isn't cutting the mustard and you can substitute it with hengaillen, why can't you do that with CNN or the NY times columnists ... Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised. Absolutment, c'est tellment vrai.

Hengaillen:

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4


Just sayin'

Now it's time to drive home and listen to a documentary on beavers on my extremely kickarse new sound system, thank you Bluetooth

https://youtu.be/PLyBZ1mdg2c

Voila c'est mieux que les cannards, quoi

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Fox news update

One of the blondes was talking about the crazy uncle in the family. Makes you remember Bill O'Reilly. Why is he facing the corner? Is he in isolation?



Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Have your hengaillan AND ncis LA

This time the big black guy, icy cube or whatever his name is, is undercover as Osama, his codename, he has a Muslim sheila. There is some Syrian guy and about to be a hostage swap or sthg but then the Syrian guy opens a suitcase full of condoms and everyone is shooting ak47s like crazy. Amazingly, no one can actually hit a target after hundreds of rounds are shot and no cars are damaged by all the gunshot. The scene closes with a prayer for less stoned screenwriters

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Tip: you can watch hengaillen and ncis LA simultaneously

Friday, November 17, 2017

movie review: rampage (2018) - the rock


that's the big guy's name, right? da rock --- think so... anyway there's a giant gorilla, George, who is growing bigger everyday -- some kind of genetic malfunction.... and a giant wolf... and a giant crocodile.... and it's set in Chicago, but no one has to worry about drug dealers shooting them, because this movie has cgi graphics.............. it won't be out til april next year but who knows, maybe we'll revisit this post way off five months from now


so far it's been a month without a cigarette for me, 33 days since my last full cigarette and I feel great! so in april, keeping at it, that'll be half a year..... that's a lot of money saved too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coOKvrsmQiI

Thursday, November 16, 2017

paul ryan om [sic] fox news

talking about the big tax cut bill coming....


it sounds like a winner but listening to Ryan talk about it five minutes, you begin to think, wow this trump and republicans, they're going to have to really downsize the government / burocrats to get by with less revenue coming in.... Eg in 2018/2019.... Democrats won't like it, they love govt jobs


btw, Australia just qualified yesterday here in Sydney, for the world cup soccer, in Russia, next july.... Assuming Spain has qualified already, yep, cnn confirms the predictable


check out fëanor here:
http://youtu.be/eltZrTph1Ys

amazon's jeff bezos wants to make a lord of the rings tv show

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/my-precious-worlds-richest-man-wants-to-bring-lord-of-the-rings-into-a-tv-show-20171105-gzfila.html




quick aside, have you noticed how women these days are raping they [sic, unless you're African American] own faces with botox and collagen and suchlike? Probably just better off getting slapped around by their hubbies a little, that's progress for you


never bought anything from brazil? Me neither, how about alibaba.com, I think I have.... But apparently the big American company amazon is the bees knees at selling stuff online.... Actually I have an amazon kindle app on my windows Nokia phone to read charles halls tall white alien book once every five months or so for ten minutes on average (kind of like sex).... Anyway, apparently the ceo of amazon is a real trail blazer and the richest guy in the world to boot.... And now he wants to make a lord of the rings tv show... That's a bad idea... It would be a lot cooler to have a silmarillion series... I can totally relate to feanor putting all his energy and strength into the silmarils... I used to be a choreographer, that's why....


also, why doesn't bezos capture the world's video game market in a chokehold? There should be a whole series of videogames called Nietzsche's laughingstock and painful embarrassment click click booms (just one marketing idea)... Game one we mentioned earlier: The Harvey Weinstein game, eg jack off on Conan Obrien and make him moonwalk, appear at a charity fundraiser, get grumpy your raisin toast is stale