playing more on trivia with Glenn beck

where would you find the Hollywood sign?
on my toilet paper

civil war was between pizza hut and dominos. Pizza slut

Lucille ball starred in bowling for columbine

yo mommas fat

barnie the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video

Barney the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video.... In other news, Hollywood reels from bombshell revelation that Ellen DeGeneres is actually the biological daughter of Alice from the Brady bunch, after it was revealed the latter donated several eggs, including the one that finally became Ellen DeGeneres, for aids research

temperatures are mild, this news alert brought to you by castrol: oils ain't oils, see

new tv show"scorpion" apparently hella dumb, perfect match with GMA?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll
hey, if you take the time to read the reviews of some new tv show from our blessed brothers and sisters in LA, SCORPION".... it's quite entertaining to see how much the reviewers despise this show, one even creating an imdb profile merely to warn viewers how bad it is....

could this show be perfect for GMA producers, "journalists" and viewers, hello, is it eachother they're looking for, they can see it in their eyes

oh yeah and sending love out to all those western prisoners and torture victims in Syria

movie review: Fury (2014) - david ayer.........random blabber

hey so just finished up steam cleaning the two carpeted floors in my crib with the rug doctor (see picture below) - it cost me $80 in total including detergents which were ridiculously priced, as usual - anyway, the carpets are super clean now and i'm just waiting on the carpet to dry a little in the master bedroom before painting it -- i have until the evening tomorrow to get it done - right now it's almost 5pm and a very pleasantly warm spring day with lots of sun, laying back in the spare room now, it's looking great, freshly painted walls, no mould, looks super

random spanish lesson: 'suelo' means floor and even ground however it is also the first person conjugation of 'soler' - 'used to/usually do' - suelo relajar por la tarde = i usually/normally relax in the afternoon

i've got some prime beef simmering in red wine and looking forward to downing that with some cheese and bread, yummy...... just took an ibuprofen which past expiry date last january to settle my headache from the movie (saw it at the cinema) and also coz of breathing paint fumes and smoking lately. although had quit for about two months, picked it up again a few days ago

i really liked this movie Fury and knew i was going to, going in to it, was actually quite looking forward to seeing it..... i'm awarding it the: shit eating cock-whore award - level 22, middle grade, which is a tremendous honor and just waiting on the visuals to go through the internet for my phone to upload the photo award

unfortunately, for some mysterious reason, the photograph representing the award is lost somewhere in the internet between my phone on my stomach and my laptop right next to it on my lap......... anyway, my steak is almost done so gonna go eat that in a moment......... just wanted to mention that have seen ayer's 'training day' movie although can't remember anything about it or where exactly it was, i think it was in virginia in late august 2001, on one of my first few days in america ---- there were a few days there in the first few days where i just stayed at home watching old-fashioned vhs movies like 'training day' and what not as i rested between pounding the pavement looking for a job in richmond, going from business to business asking for work......as i mentioned in this blog, those were funny days as only about 2 or 3 weeks later the 9/11 thing happened which was pretty crazy ----

well i took my steak out of the frying pan and cut off the fat, it turned out it was a little underdone on one side, i don't like steak done rare or medium rare as it's too bloody...... so letting it simmer a little more

and the shit eating cock-whore award, level 22 grade middle goes to, drumroll: Fury..... cue music, actors act surprised and tremendously humbled, approach podium, start thanking your middle school teachers, free willy, whoever

alright there's the goddam award already, i'll give you a blow for blow what i liked about this movie after i have my steak

wow that was a good steak

ok so the movie, the soundtrack is already starting even with the colombia statue of liberty sony company lady holding her torch up, you don't see that much.......anyway, there's a misty down and then some german ss comes riding up on a white horse with a big mangy long tale..... it kind of goes on for a while like that, there's some ominous, quiet soundtrack....then there's a close up of the horses hooves, all for of them and then then a shot of the horse riding through a post-tank battle where all the tanks are on fire and out of action, then out of nowhere, pitt's character, war-daddy does a ninja move out of nowhere and wastes the german guy riding the horse....... then you start getting to know wardaddy's tank crew, there are three other guys, lebouf's christian character, cletus who is slightly uncouth rednecky guy and the wetback........the other guy has been killed........... next they pull into their local base where there is a mustering of u.s. soldiers and some female nurses.... one of them throws a bucket of blood and there are human corpses everywhere, american most likely, and you see a shot of a bulldozer shovelling some corpses into a pit....... i can't really remember seeing any other world war 2 movies right now for the life of me, except that saving private ryan gave me a headache and the whole soundtrack was just machine gun bullets the whole way through........ everyone at the camp looks real soldierly like and everything looks real realistic, the suelo is very muddy (barroso)...... it's good to see that they took the trouble to muddy themselves up properly and didn't come on set looking like they just stepped out of a hot shower........everyone looks real war weary too so this movie is extremely realistic looking........... wardaddy meets his new gunner who is the main character of the movie.... he's a typist clerk and only knows how to type 60 words a minute......... strangely, it reminds me of myself straight out of high school as i spent the summer learning how to type and do numeric data entry so that i could start working first full-time out of high school in that area........... he is also a christian, this young guy and deadset against killing people in general -- so there are some pretty good scenes at the start of the movie with wardaddy pushing him to summon up his blood a little and get into killing mode which he eventually does with gusto............ not long after there's a scene where about four tanks and 100 soldiers or so attack a very small hamlet......... they do not find much resistance and then there's a scene which i would say is pregnant with poignancy where wardaddy and the green soldier step in on one and then two fraulines who are stuck in the middle of the war......wardaddy speaks german and you don't know if he's going to rape the two of them or what, the scene kind of goes on for about 15 minutes or so and i think it's a tremendous success as they kind of depart the horrors of war, which are already well depicted by this point and escape into a little world, the room about the little platz in the hamlet where their tanks and soldiers await outside -- they end up having a meal at this point, some eggs, it's a real good scene......... look i'm getting bored already with trying to recall the scenes in this movie but it was real good and real entertaining........ it was good to see so many unexpected things happen like a missile out of nowhere and things like that really shake you up so it's full of surprises like that

there's some philosophizing in the movie about christian morality and suchlike and a surprise ending, all four soldiers are killed and the main protaganist escapes through a hatch in the floor of the tank, hides in the mud and is spotted by a SS soldier who has mercy on him and doesn't slay him -- he ends up getting carted away by an american medical van and the movie ends with him staring through a glass pane...........his little german girlfriend in the dining scene (this is really a great scene) gets killed by some german fire about a minute after he leaves her and he sees her buried in some rubble next to a piano that the two of them perform a touching duet on a moment ago

if i have any misgivings about this movie, it's the final scene which is a battle as the sun goes down between 300 s.s. soldiers and the five guys and their tank --- i don't have much bad to say about it though as generally it was pretty good, there's also alot of good acting from the five main players so none of their behavior seems unplausible and there are a lot of dramatic moments, e.g., just prior to the last battle they have

another cinematographic surprise is when they are attacking the little hamlet, about 30 minutes into the movie, you see some american soldier get his leg clean machine gunned off from mid-calf -- that was really cool --- there are good shots of about 5 american fighter planes swoop over Fury and some other tanks there and higher up in the sky, a huge aerial battle taking place -- you get the feeling that the main protagonist would have been better off in an airplane if attempting combat as the closeness to the killing and the gruesomeness of it all turns him off......... one of his first confrontations with it all is cleaning Fury at the start of the movie after he joins the group, he has to pick up the left side of the previous gunners face -- there's a lot of good shit like that in this movie -- real good war movie in my opinion

well done beef, tomatoes past their prime fried in red wine, melted yellow cheese and white bulgarian fetta with sour cream and bread - yum

oh yeah, how could i forget newby guy's first kill -- the germans escaping a bombing are slowly burning to death in phosphorous, lots of good graphics in this movie

a few hours later, finished first coat on master bedroom, it's 930pm, watching big bang........ a rarity...... sheldon has invented two new chess pieces........ leonard has a girlfriend from india, priya.......... interestingly, checking australia's new 'big brother' for exactly 10 seconds (that's all i need to see) there was a north-american guy (non-mexican) talking about one of the housemate's: also called 'priya'......... on 'beauty and the geek' (a different australian tv show) - looks like they are improving..... they actually vetted my bro (nicknamed joseph stalin) about two or three years ago to see if he'd like to be one of the geeks on the show -- he totally should have done it but he wussed out bigtime -- typical........ even had christian excuse to wuss out and all -- lame........ random inserting of arnold shwarzeneggar voice: 'we are all sheldon and derrick now' (in arnie voice)

so ayer's other movie from last two years was some movie with shwarzeneggar, it kind of looked a bit crappy -- definitely wouldn't watch it -- but way better than driving a cab -- directing that movie so he's still doing great.........there's some tv show from america on: 'madame secretary' -- i totally wouldn't touch that with a telegraph pole, looks like total crap -- would rather watch the arnie/ayer effort about the 'cartel' (don't want to watch it).......... anyway slurts -- good luck to you

http://news.yahoo.com/expelled-nazis-paid-millions-social-security-010341906.html

no letterman?

well, around 1040pm, just over an hour ago, figured to see if Letterman would be on, that would have been really a lot easier to understand, instead, unfortunately, i got NCSI and some tv drama from america called 'Scandal' and some american dad reruns - there was possibly another show in there and somehow i feel terribly confused after watching it all and i'm sure my brain cannot make heads or tails out of any of it

american dad had some scene where the german goldfish gets everyone to tell the truth, the son has a gf and he's pretending the neighbors across the road are his parents because he's ashamed of his parents: his dad has a secret trapdoor with in-bred fourth generation wolves under the kitchen floor to avoid Francine's cooking......... later, possibly a different episode, there is like an animal hospital, the father is sad recounting how his mother lied to him about his dog being sick, getting him to shoot it, when he was just a kid, after she divorced Stan's dad and went to live in a condo with a no dogs policy (but maybe rabbits)........... that wasn't too confusing

but NCSI was with the guy from Quantum Leap so already that's possibly what got me to wondering about Communist China's amazingly expensive and advanced research center into human genetics....... i was also wondering about my last post and whether it's possible for shinook helicopters to airlift tanks and would anyone at the Pentagon think it's a good idea to airlift tanks into Kurdistan............

the Scandal show, if it was that show, featured a courtcase with some Senator Meyers, accused of killing his lover, his wife hates his guts and testifies just so

look, in short, i feel terribly brainwashed after just over an hour of that tv watching......... possibly considerably stupider, which isn't to insult all the people in LA working hard on their tv shows as i can clearly see there's a tremendous amount of craftsmanship and teamwork and group effort and money that goes into it all.......... it just somehow seems like a colossal sewerage pipe full of shit anyway, sorry

speaking of which, the alien in American Dad goes on a mission in Iraq to clean a portable toilet 'dunny'

Pittie's movie (bloody wanka! go hug Kundun!) is gonna be out in just over 24 hours and i'll be racing over to the cinema to watch it no doubt, in between a diligent effort to finish painting a couple of bedrooms attacked by a somewhat damaging case of mould that i have recently neutralized  -  i'll be rooting for the Germans!

it would have been so much simpler and easier if Letterman had been on, so let's be grateful for people over 60 for making life simpler and less confusing

don't imagine any of you have heard of Charles Hall but if you google Charles Hall and Tall Whites you'll see there's some guy out there in New Mexico selling books about his experiences with Tall White aliens from the planet Arcturus (about 35 light years away) during his time as a U.S. Air Force weather observer in the 1960s, i think he published his books around 2003, there are about 5 or 6 of them and i've already spent about $6 on the first one - e-book, and will probably purchase the second one, if nothing else, they're worth the money as they are interesting, although difficult to swallow

some kid from Sydney that told his parents about half a year ago he was going 'fishing' has resurfaced on tv here today in a propaganda video from ISIS basically saying 'kill everyone', 'you're all dead', and: 'we'll execute every last one of you,' also talking about 'tyrants' --- holy mackeral, these guys really need to take a look in the mirror if they want to see little tyrants, good lord!  what was really striking about the video was the professional lighting that they used, i don't know much about lighting for photography except place two lights at 45 degree angles and have a rear 'fill' light to defuse shadows cast by the first two lights, well this video is extremely well lit, i can tell you, like a professional photography studio...........journalists in the region writing about related issues report that ISIS is very masterful with social media in terms of recruiting, etc.........

i'm telling you: airlift tanks into the region!

Kurdistan needs tanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2f6-U72Zk      cream

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2014/09/09/why-the-u-s-backed-the-kurds/

(august 3rd article - two months ago - about Kurdistan)

do you remember two months ago we were having the bruhaha with the Israeli Jews starting to really pound the Palestinians there in Gaza and the world's media were decrying those Jewish brutes, in various degrees, except maybe in America?

if you read the above article it throws some light on the dynamic between America, Kurdistan and the Shi-ite Bagdad government and ISIS.

Obviously Benji has not attended military officer school where no doubt they explore wars by Napoleon and great tank battles of world war 2 and what not.

But anyway, here's Martin Dempsey just a moment ago talking to Martha Raddatz, one of the ABC journalists that rubs shoulders with snufulupugus on GMA maybe. Anyway, Dempsey says the following:

1) well we only have 5000 iraqi soldiers ( Bagdad based) prepped for battle. We'd like 12 to 15,000.

doesn't that stink of shi-ite incompetence and corruption to you? what are these shi-ites in bagdad doing with all that american money? no doubt if they are like the leaders in afghanistan they fly a suitcase of CIA cash out to Qatar or somewhere like that and bank it....... no-one can accuse ISIS of this, instead, ISIS murder all journalists that aren't arab propagandists, crucify people (literally), etc.... they are very different to eachother............. that's not a real army either 5000 bagdad soldiers.......... that just confirms my suspicions that ISIS will overrun Bagdad eventually.........

Big part of the problem is Obama....... another issue is U.S. Policy in general does not support an independent Kurdish State. This is a big mistake in policy. You are supporting a map drawn up by Winston Churchill all that time ago.

The Kurds right now should be armed with tanks and trained where needed and backed up with U.S. flown helicopters. It's important that the Kurds are independent and strong. Let whoever marry their cousin but the Kurds should have their own Nation. The sooner the Kurds are propped up properly like this the better.

Dempsey comes across to me as, ho-hum, whatever, so long as they don't take the airport in Bagdad and strategic interests like oilfields and dams and what not, we'll just play whack-a-mole with our helicopters and fighter jets, what-evs, anyone for tennis?

In other words, we have to wait for a Republican to get made president in like early 2017, by that time, i guarantee, Obama will have to recant on his no boots on the ground talk. That's a really poor choice of words too. Very ill-advised. See how democracies work? Obama has his advisers, he chooses people agreeable to him, like speech-writers; but how many of these guys served in the military?

I think seriously re-evaluating U.S. policy regarding Kurdish independence is critical now, and arming the Kurds much better is critical. Even just give them money to buy weapons from the Russians.

I wouldn't trust that Bagdad army to defend me from ISIS were i living in Iraq, either, let me tell you.

actor ryan gosling is summoned by super-villain ernst blofeld

i like big nuts and i cannot lie

it was a late autumnal evening, when the hollywood actor, Ryan Gosling, was called by his former co-star Jack, from the movie Can you dig Rhubarb? to go party in Vegas after Jack's prolonged absence in Vietnam filming a documentary about pistachio and macadamia production in Vietnam for an airline in flight commercial......

it just so happened that Jack was partying and doing more and more drugs than ever before and he decided to spike Gosling's drinks with some Ketamine and LSD, just for laughs

sometime, not long, thereafter, with the effects of alcohol, Ketamine and LSD, it appeared to Gosling that he was informed that Ernst Blofeld would see him now..... he proceeded towards Blofeld's desk, his famous white cat was there on his lap and he stroked it attentively..... such a nice cat

"Sit down, Mr Gosling...." Blofeld said. He stroked his cat a little more and asked Gosling if he knew what a whittling was.

"A whittling?" his interlocutor asked in a baffled way.

"A whittling?" Blofeld reaffirmed.

"Do you mean like whittling wood, with a knife?"

"Precisely old boy, you see...." and Blofeld launched onto some long monolog about how he was a man that loved magnificence and that even something as simple as whittling wood could be a demonstration of magnificence if done correctly. He even went so far as to use the expression, 'titling of a whittling.'

"Tittling of a whittling?" Gosling asked with genuine stupefaction.

Well it turned out it was a Blofeld expression that meant the titillation received from whittling well. Blofeld blew some more hot air and Gosling began to tune out until something he said brought the conversation into sharp focus again.

"My movie 'Drive'"? Gosling asked. "The scene where I whack the guy in the hand with a hammer while he's surrounded by all those hussies in the dressing room?"

Blofeld explained that while he was not a movie aficionado at all, and rarely watched movies, he was incredibly disappointed by how fake that scene looked, how far it was from magnificence, how he missed the guy's hand completely with the hammer and the guy only reacted with seeming pain about ten seconds after his hand was hit by the hammer. How even the tittling of a whittling was better than that.

"Sorry....... um dude....." Gosling offered.

"Old boy, you have done violence a disservice by that rendering of the hammer blow, that is my concern," he said and proceeded to stroke his cat some more. Then he pressed a button on his desk and said:

"send in the clowns."