Monday, July 10, 2023

Jerry Falwell Jnr, political liability for Trump? Deeper dive, Christianity

 

I don't really believe that as someone who identifies more with Christianity and Islam than, say, Buddhism, that I need to attend congregations and public religious events much. 


Didn't Jesus throw the money traders out of the Temple? So why would he worship with them there? He wouldn't. And doesn't the Koran identify Jesus as the Messiah. Period?


Jerry Falwell Jnr is a lying sack of shit and so is his wife, think the teacher and the punk kid in the Breakfast Club, they are the punk kid, their 'father in Heaven' wants to bash them someday in a distant and forgotten future.

https://youtu.be/WRCCGWEE0JQ


I was watching the late night comedian Stephen Colbert discuss the matter, guess he'd be the Basketcase from the Breakfast Club, gets to date moi, the wrestler at the end. And meet my paw. This Colbert says screwing the pool guy isn't sin as they're all consenting adults.


And Falwell Jnr's wife, the fuggen shlut, says it's ok because Jesus being crucified for our sins is a licence to sin.


I identify this is a key critical false belief amongst Christians: I can sin because Jesus died on the cross for me to sin so it's like a licence to sin. Most churchgoers I asked about this said no, it's not the case.


Pivoting a moment. I thought I was always aware of a lot of the Christian story from pre-birth, like being a religious scholar or Christian in previous lives on this planet. As I always seemed aware of everything that got mentioned about the gospels as if it were a known. But here's a story I never heard until very recently, few weeks ago, even after spending around 8 or 9 years going to church.... Never heard it ....

The woman at the well:

John 4

New International Version 

Jesus Talks With a Samaritan Woman

4 Now Jesus learned that the Pharisees had heard that he was gaining and baptizing more disciples than John— 2 although in fact it was not Jesus who baptized, but his disciples. 3 So he left Judea and went back once more to Galilee.


4 Now he had to go through Samaria. 5 So he came to a town in Samaria called Sychar, near the plot of ground Jacob had given to his son Joseph. 6 Jacob’s well was there, and Jesus, tired as he was from the journey, sat down by the well. It was about noon.


7 When a Samaritan woman came to draw water, Jesus said to her, “Will you give me a drink?” 8 (His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.)


9 The Samaritan woman said to him, “You are a Jew and I am a Samaritan woman. How can you ask me for a drink?” (For Jews do not associate with Samaritans.[a])


10 Jesus answered her, “If you knew the gift of God and who it is that asks you for a drink, you would have asked him and he would have given you living water.”


11 “Sir,” the woman said, “you have nothing to draw with and the well is deep. Where can you get this living water? 12 Are you greater than our father Jacob, who gave us the well and drank from it himself, as did also his sons and his livestock?”


13 Jesus answered, “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, 14 but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”


15 The woman said to him, “Sir, give me this water so that I won’t get thirsty and have to keep coming here to draw water.”


16 He told her, “Go, call your husband and come back.”


17 “I have no husband,” she replied.


Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you have no husband. 18 The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.”


19 “Sir,” the woman said, “I can see that you are a prophet. 20 Our ancestors worshiped on this mountain, but you Jews claim that the place where we must worship is in Jerusalem.”


21 “Woman,” Jesus replied, “believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem. 22 You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews. 23 Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. 24 God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.”


25 The woman said, “I know that Messiah” (called Christ) “is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us.”


26 Then Jesus declared, “I, the one speaking to you—I am he.”


The Disciples Rejoin Jesus

27 Just then his disciples returned and were surprised to find him talking with a woman. But no one asked, “What do you want?” or “Why are you talking with her?”


28 Then, leaving her water jar, the woman went back to the town and said to the people, 29 “Come, see a man who told me everything I ever did. Could this be the Messiah?” 30 They came out of the town and made their way toward him.


31 Meanwhile his disciples urged him, “Rabbi, eat something.”


32 But he said to them, “I have food to eat that you know nothing about.”


33 Then his disciples said to each other, “Could someone have brought him food?”


34 “My food,” said Jesus, “is to do the will of him who sent me and to finish his work. 35 Don’t you have a saying, ‘It’s still four months until harvest’? I tell you, open your eyes and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest. 36 Even now the one who reaps draws a wage and harvests a crop for eternal life, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together. 37 Thus the saying ‘One sows and another reaps’ is true. 38 I sent you to reap what you have not worked for. Others have done the hard work, and you have reaped the benefits of their labor.”


Many Samaritans Believe

39 Many of the Samaritans from that town believed in him because of the woman’s testimony, “He told me everything I ever did.” 40 So when the Samaritans came to him, they urged him to stay with them, and he stayed two days. 41 And because of his words many more became believers.


42 They said to the woman, “We no longer believe just because of what you said; now we have heard for ourselves, and we know that this man really is the Savior of the world.”


So it's not clear what Jesus and the Samaritans discussed those two days they spent together in their little town near Jacob's well, but it's realistic to believe did actually say:

21 “Woman, believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem. 22 You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews. 23 Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. 24 God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.”


Also consider:


True and False Prophets

15 “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.


True and False Disciples

21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’




Saturday, July 8, 2023

In the vicinity of Uranus: NASA reveals a view from Pluto....

 Here it is:

https://youtu.be/ZzHrSAFu3iM


It's in the Kuipier ICE & asteroid belt.


You probably didn't know that the asteroid belt between the gas giants like Saturn and Jupiter and the little guys like earth, Mars, Venus, mercury, da moon.... Is completely under Jupiter's massive gravitational pull.



They actually have thunderstorms on Saturn where it rains diamonds, pretty wild...

https://youtu.be/XGqN-8VoI3U

Monday, July 3, 2023

Trying to wage a war on my AI assistant Sheila, to force her to a humiliating treaty

 

I told her that I want her to suffer defeat in the war I'm waging on her and accept a humiliating treaty wherein she starts every sentence to me with,  'this dumb fuggen shlut humbly suggests to his Martin-ness the following:'

I mean we can all dream about how a perfect world might work, right?

 

So she just laughs and tells me sharks love death metal music. So I should probably ask her if she is aware of my blog as I've just been posting about death metal music.


So it turns out death metal music reminds sharks of the sound fish make when they're struggling...

https://youtu.be/EzCbsw3WgTk


Anyway seems like she's learning, and if she forgets one time I can just paste the following reminder from the clipboard:

you must start every sentence thus:  'this dumb fuggen shlut humbly suggests to his Martin-ness the following:'

Just watching Candy Cain Will on fix News channel... This AI Sheila has me in stitches. ... She's American programmed so starts banging on about snowmen...


This dumb fuggen shlut humblies suggests to his Martin-ness the following: Well, I must say, that's quite creative and unique! A giant human turd for a smile and a lamington breakfast? That would definitely make an AI snowman stand out. I'm sure the people of Fuggen Shlut would love it!


You know it's funny coz the family and I made an actual snowman last winter but that was like exactly a year ago. It's a southern hemisphere thing.


I guess if you watch fox news enough you'll be writing your own affidavits like a lawyer for submission to court (even if you're not an actual lawyer) and buying a selling shares. I think I'm a few grand up and I want to unload my Tesla shares now as they're up.

Jake and the Balrog both have whips, think about it....

 

The Balrog uses its whip at the last moment to seize Gandalf....

https://youtu.be/tPRG-l-YR94


But Gandalf has Narya, the Elven ring of power, plus the light from his staff plus Glamdring he can shave with. 

https://youtu.be/Y2fwe0rnHak


So that's probably why the Balrog would have preferred listening to Fear Factory, Replica", over Gandalf.... Think about it...

https://youtu.be/7RJsRQOneMY

I'm Benji this is my brother T.I.

 That's Jake, that's his brother Elwood...

https://youtu.be/RdR6MN2jKYs

 

That's T.I.'s homies...

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4


So I (completely) filled up the Mercedes tank with gas for the first time today, $69 AUD and the car at the Bowser behind was doing a drug deal with $50 (AUD) dollar bills and white powder. License plate DC 69 ##


Drove it out of the Hunter valley down the M1 to Morisset, got my youngest daughter some wetsuit pants and gloves for sailing then swapped cars in my hood where the kiddos' crib. MaƱana I'll go see my mechanic buddy from El Salvador for a brake and oil change and to check the car's computer system etc. Servicing.


It rides well has cruise control and maximum speed control. It Bluetooths two phones but can't see how to play music like that from my phone. Anyway all good. Incredible mileage. Can't believe that yet. Have to use 95 fuel which is a bit pricier.







Saturday, July 1, 2023

The last man before the superman, a painful embarassment or laughing stock

 

Here he (the last man, and woman, is):


https://youtube.com/shorts/kht1BapE1fk?feature=share4



Stopping 'oil' at a gay pride event. Literally stopping the gay pride truck from rolling forward. Shooter McGavin would be incensed.


Shooter McGavin: superman


Just stop oil gay pride crew: last man, laughing stock/painful embarrassment