Friday, March 20, 2026

Football 🏈 and soccer ⚽

 

Bruz whatever your pronouns are, usted or vos or primo, I'm excited about playing league soccer tomorrow. I'm starting in right back which means defending.

I'm hoping it won't get rained out. Let's pivot to football, something I've never played but might enjoy playing. 


Think the Baltimore Ravens and green bay packers have played a lot? My understanding is they've only played a paltry eight games. Don't ask me why.


It's currently the off season and the last Superbowl or season finale was last February 8th. 


Baltimore Ravens vs. Green Bay Packers

The Ravens vs. Packers rivalry has been played 8 times, with the Baltimore Ravens winning 3 games and the Green Bay Packers winning 5 games.

Green Bay Packers lead series 5-3-0

 

Date
Visitor
Home
Result
Box
12/27/25
BAL
41
@
GB
24
W
12/19/21
GB
31
@
BAL
30
L
11/19/17
BAL
23
@
GB
0
W
10/13/13
GB
19
@
BAL
17
L


I'm thinking to nominate my soccer jersey, number 36, for a coveted Benji award maybe. I mean I'm not eligible but why not a jersey?


The Green Bay Packers are a professional American football team based in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Packers compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member of the National Football Conference (NFC) North division. They are the third-oldest franchise in the NFL, established in 1919,[11][12] and are the only non-profit, community-owned major league professional sports team based in the United States.[a][13] Since 1957, home games have been played at Lambeau Field. They hold the record for the most wins in NFL history


Our soccer game tomorrow morning is in Gladesville, so the Sydney Harbour area Red Herring visited via the ocean last January from Pittwater harbour, that's the big smoke. 



Bears and SF....

Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers

The Bears vs. 49ers rivalry has been played 71 times (including 3 postseason games), with the Chicago Bears winning 33 games and the San Francisco 49ers winning 37 games. They have also tied 1 time.

 


San Francisco 49ers lead series 37-33-1


DateVisitorHomeResult

12/28/25 CHIcago 38 - SF 42


San Francisco 49ers vs. Indianapolis Colts

The 49ers vs. Colts rivalry has been played 47 times, with the San Francisco 49ers winning 20 games and the Indianapolis Colts winning 27 games.




Update after the game. We lost 4-2 and it's annoying how many dipshits want to yell their dipshit advice at me then go on to screw up their own plays like dipshits. Annoying! Pass the ball dipshit talk less. 



World Cup soccer happening soon in Seattle....



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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Operation Epic Fury, time to unfluster?

 

Ways to unfluster....

https://youtu.be/WeDHZWS5uMo?si=uwYbJb7W2wvNAgZL

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Benji discusses religion and Judaism

 

Sheik Yerbooti, outraging public decency?

https://youtu.be/SXi_zoW-Wr4?si=IqpjJC3ScxHhdEL6



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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Soccer update mit Herr Benji

 

Bluegrass music:

https://youtu.be/3XV7mxfIIr0?si=ibb_6pIV_ukkhD3d



Is that like MPD? Herr Benji, His Benjiness. Most recently to my soccer teammates, Benny Boy.



Ok so yesterday was training session number 3. Only myself and one guy from the over 45s team made it. Musculoskeletal I was super sore from Sunday morning's game which we won 4-2.


I felt most comfortable on the game Sunday, our first official game, pre season so not counting for anything, in right back. Easy to follow the action. I also played in midfield and forward earlier in the game. We had like unlimited substitutions so I had a pretty good rest. I didn't have any opportunities to shoot and didn't make too many passing errors but probably three. I defend ok.


Training yesterday was even more fun, five on five, very sore muscles going into it and even worse coming out, immediately afterwards and also this morning. Then I did five hours gardening today also with a sore toe so I'm definitely stiff and getting leg muscles ripped up from actual running. 

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie, rehearsals for next episode

 


Hold.music for Shirley's phone calls:

"with gaiety in our hearts," operatta style falsetto 







Possibly sing a song about lesbians, like lesbians roaring roaring from on high.... 




Saturday, March 14, 2026

Tan [sic] daze [sic] later, Iran wargaming with Benji, part 2

 


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First preseason official soccer game, son is refereeing. I ran.....










Friday, March 13, 2026

Australia's Grace Tame and Iran, standing strong in the face of victimhood

 





‘We’re living in an Orwellian nightmare’: Grace Tame calls Anthony Albanese a ‘coward’ in scathing critique | Grace Tame | The Guardian https://share.google/cIGwJlr9MJbQmw1mP



Career victim Grace Tame and career victim Iran want you to know something: down with Israeli American imperialism.


If they can't shut the Straits of Hormuz we'll shut it for them Iran says about their imperialist oppressors America and Israel. We just wanted peace for everyone, that's why we created Hezbollah, to share peace, first having a little war but then a lot of peace as a result. 


Peace loving Iran and peace loving Grace Tame are feeling troubled. He's not my dad he's a chauvinistic pig says Tame about Australia's primal Minister what's his face. I don't have daddy issues and I'm not exhibiting the emotional state of a fifteen year old.


Grace Tame and Iran, standing strong against tyranny.








Australian of the year Tame and Iranian police chief, ready to shoot protestors, Radan: BFFs for life.



I'm not a deranged scumbag says one Iranian leader to the next, I take tremendous umbrage at Trump's mischaracterization of me as such. 



Americans taking over Kharg island, half the size of Florida's Disneyland, most of Iran's oil goes through it..... Strategic....

https://youtu.be/5u8yCP5WQVw?si=GHEX8woVm8OjAt9d


Kharg island bro: don't bomb it, take it!





Australia watch: murder at a mental ward; dropkick Perth parents leave young kids abandoned days on end to manage farm and go to school with guns lying around


Slain psychiatric ward patient shared bathroom, unlockable door with alleged killer

Grant McArthur and Melissa Cunningham

March 14, 2026 — 5:00am


A man killed in his room at a Geelong psychiatric hospital had been sharing a bathroom with the patient alleged to have killed him, separated only by a flimsy non-locking door.


Staff working within the Swanston Centre have told The Age the 31-year-old Highton man was found dead in his room with his neighbour standing over his body and broken glass nearby about 2am on February 22.



Homicide detectives are investigating the death of a 31-year-old man found in his room at the Swanston Centre, a Barwon Health acute mental health facility in Geelong.

Homicide detectives are investigating the death of a 31-year-old man found in his room at the Swanston Centre, a Barwon Health acute mental health facility in Geelong.Justin McManus

Homicide detectives are investigating the 31-year-old’s death, and the man from the neighbouring room has not been charged.


Deemed a safety risk, shared rooms and shared bathrooms are forbidden from new psychiatric centres and are being phased out of existing hospitals. However, the Swanston Centre’s acute ward has been overlooked by rounds of the state government’s upgrade funding allocated to make the old wards “fit for purpose”.


WorkSafe is also investigating how the man could have been killed inside a monitored and secure psychiatric unit, which is the latest in a long list of security issues at the Barwon Health-run hospital.


Sources familiar with the investigations, who are not authorised to speak publicly, confirmed that patient access issues between rooms were a key focus of the inquiries.



A clinical en suite door from the Swanston Centre in Geelong, which cannot be locked but is all that separates patients in the acute psychiatric ward. 

A clinical en suite door from the Swanston Centre in Geelong, which cannot be locked but is all that separates patients in the acute psychiatric ward.

Distressed Swanston Centre mental health workers have told The Age the two men had been placed in the 26-bed acute ward in outdated “Jack and Jill”-style rooms – where a shared bathroom allows them to access their neighbours’ rooms undetected by staff.


Mental health workers inside the Swanston Centre have reported the shared bathrooms are a constant “flashpoint” that put patients and staff in danger.


One Swanston Centre worker said a nurse undertaking routine patient checks at 2am on February 22 could not locate one man in his room, and was shocked to find him next door standing over the body of his dead neighbour in the adjoining room.


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“There’s a joint bathroom in the next room, which the doors I think are non-compliant at the moment,” the staff member said.


“Many patients have raised that issue when we put them in their room, that they’re concerned someone can get into their room.


“You also can’t lock the bathroom door from inside your bedroom, so the person that’s using the bathroom can open the bathroom door and get into your room.


“They can still open your door from the bathroom to get into the bedroom, or they could simply crawl under it.


“They no longer make them [the doors], they’re no longer fit for purpose, so they’re going to be changed again, which is the frustrating because they’re always just Band-Aid fixes for what they actually need on the ward, and they don’t seem to listen to the staff that are doing the job.”



The Victorian Health Building Authority has been working to remove shared rooms and bathrooms from the state’s old acute mental health units, in line with royal commission recommendations.


In September 2025, the health building authority said it had reconfigured 16 mental health acute inpatient units to ensure all bedrooms have their own en suite under a $61.1 million safety overhaul. However, the safety upgrades did not include the Swanston Centre. Upgrades to a further unnamed eight acute units were in the design or planning stage, the authority said.


The Mental Health and Wellbeing Commission would not comment on whether it was appropriate for patients to have access to other bedrooms via shared bathrooms in acute psychiatric wards but said it had confidence in the investigatory processes.


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“We encourage the government to maintain its momentum in upgrading mental health and wellbeing facilities across the state as and when required, to provide the safe, private and dignified environments essential to supporting consumer recovery and ensuring staff can provide high-quality care,” a commission spokesperson said.


Workers inside the Swanston Centre say it is the fifth adverse outcome suffered by a patient who had been admitted to the unit since December 2025. Barwon Health refused to comment on whether the patient’s death occurred in the context of wider security and systemic issues while investigations continued.


“All incidents are reviewed through established governance processes to identify, assess, and respond to any clinical and operational risks, and to support ongoing quality and safety improvements,” a Barwon Health spokesperson said.


In response to questions about whether its acute ward rooms and doors met current regulations, a Barwon Health spokesperson said all of Barwon Health’s mental health inpatient units were accredited against the National Safety and Quality Health Service Standards and maintained in line with established safety and privacy requirements.


“We continuously monitor contemporary evidence and best practice to guide any future upgrades to ensure ongoing quality care,” the spokesperson said.


Health and Community Services Union secretary Paul Healey said staff were traumatised by the recent homicide.


He said they had raised serious safety concerns about the design and fit-out of the Swanston Centre for more than a decade.


These include warnings about the risks of shared bathrooms and dimly lit corridors, which hinder staff from being able to see and monitor patients.


“It’s a unit that’s absolutely past its use-by date,” Healey said. “It wouldn’t meet the standard of a modern acute service and doesn’t ensure the safety of staff or patients.”


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These concerns were compounded by increasing numbers of patients presenting with higher acuity and more complex needs were arriving at the hospital, he said.


“I work with people saying, ‘Can you keep my family safe?’ And you say, ‘I will do my absolute best, but I can’t guarantee it because it’s not safe,’” Healey said.


Following the death, the Health and Community Services Union this week surveyed the Swanston Centre’s workforce for information about any ongoing safety risks for staff or patients.


Of the more than 45 staff who responded, more than 70 per cent said they were not confident they could provide a unit free from violence or aggression in the Swanston Centre. Nine out of 10 staff said they were unaware of changes or improvements that had been made since the death, with many citing the use of shared bathrooms as the greatest danger.


“They constantly create flashpoints and put staff and consumers at risk,” one mental health worker said.


“Even if appropriate risk assessments are done, we cannot guarantee the consumers are safe in a shared room/bathroom.


“We cannot see what is going on in the room. Even if we are checking frequently, there is still a window of time where an incident could happen between consumers without us knowing.”


Another Swanston Centre worker said the Highton patient’s death could have been avoided.


“No one should have access to a patient’s room via a shared bathroom that has unlockable internal access,” the worker said.


“In this day and age, no patient in an acute inpatient unit should be forced to stay in a shared bedroom.”


One staff member said the Swanston Centre’s south wing had been closed over safety concerns from its shared rooms. However, the acute and women’s wards remained open despite having shared bathrooms and numerous blind spots.


Associate Professor Simon Stafrace, chair of the Victorian branch of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists, said the death of a person in care was one of the most “tragic and distressing” events that could happen.


“This is a tragedy every way you look at it,” he said. “This is about as rare as hen’s teeth. Homicides involving what I would call clients in care are very, very rare, and in hospital, rarer even still.”


Stafrace was reluctant to speculate on the physical facilities at Swanston Centre and the circumstances of the man’s death while a police investigation was under way.


However, he said there was no question “legacy facilities” at mental health units across the state needed to be updated.


“We’ve seen what some of the new facilities that are being built across the state look like,” he said.


“They present a far more dignified, more spacious environment that provides lots more different options for managing some of the behavioral challenges during the most vulnerable phases of a person’s illness.”


The patient accused of killing the 31-year-old man is understood to be too unwell to be interviewed by police and has been relocated to a secure psychiatric unit at a Melbourne hospital.


A Victorian government spokesman said the government could not comment on individual cases under investigation by police.


“This is a deeply distressing incident,” he said. “We send our deepest condolences to the person’s loved ones and staff at the centre.”




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Rebecca Peppiatt

March 13, 2026 — 2:00am


The parents of three young children have been sentenced in Western Australia’s District Court after they left their kids home alone for days on end at their semi-rural property with access to guns and ammunition.


The mother and father – who cannot be identified to protect their children – faced court last month, where it was revealed the father was away from the home north of Perth for weeks at a time as a fly-in, fly-out worker, while the mother would travel to Perth for three to four days at a time to establish her new day spa business.



The parents were arrested in 2024.

The parents were arrested in 2024.Getty Images/File photo

The pair left the children – aged eight, nine and 11 – on their own multiple times in early 2024 to feed and bathe themselves, take care of the property’s animals and get themselves to and from school via the bus stop, which was over a kilometre away.


The children had a mobile phone to contact their parents with, but the court was told that at times they couldn’t get through to them.


In June 2024, there was an attempted burglary at the house while the mother was home, with the court told she was recorded in a call to police “crying and being upset that [she was] there all alone with the three children while [her husband] was away”.


However, the woman continued to leave the children alone while she stayed in Perth – more than 100 kilometres away – for half the week, every week.


At the end of July, police turned up at the house with a search warrant.


“The front door was unlocked, a gun safe was found opened under a bed with a shotgun and a .22 rifle laying next to it,” Judge Christian Miocevich told the court during the couple’s sentencing.


“There was also ammunition. It’s unknown how the gun safe came to be open, but it’s clear it was, and it would have been open when the children were there left unsupervised and to fend for themselves.”


An examination of the mum’s phone by police showed the children called their mother more regularly after the attempted burglary, but most of those calls would go unanswered.


The children spent eight days at the property alone over the two-week school holidays across June and July 2024.



The couple were sentenced in Perth’s District Court.

The couple were sentenced in Perth’s District Court.Elliahn Blenkinsop

“Due to the young ages, the isolation of the house, the hazards that exist in young children cooking, cleaning, and taking care of large horned animals, and the vulnerability of having potential access to dangerous instruments such as cars, quad bikes and guns at such young ages,” Miocevich said.


“In essence, these were young children on their own in a house left to fend for themselves.


“The potential for harm to them from the natural hazards found in houses such as simply chemicals for cleaning, fire or from those on a semi-rural property with animals and quad bikes are obvious.


“What is concerning is they were left on their own after the attempted break-in, which was again an obviously frightening experience for them.”


Asked why she left the children alone, the mother told report writers ahead of her sentencing, “you don’t know my kids”, and they were “not regular kids”.


“Whilst I’m sure they are all those things, and I am sure you love them dearly, they are still children,” Miocevich said during sentencing.


“They are not adults. They are not equipped to handle emergencies and should not have been left to fend for themselves.


“You are the parents, not them. It was your responsibility to look after them. They are children.”


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The children were removed from their parents’ care for three months after their arrest before the dad gave up his FIFO job to take care of them.


The court heard the couple’s offending was “born out of financial pressures”, with both having to meet work commitments.


“This is not a situation of parents not looking after their children because of drugs, alcohol or simply, the parent doing what they want to do,” Miocevich said.


Each parent was charged with three counts of having the care and control of the child, engaging in conduct knowing that the conduct may result in harm to the child which carries a maximum penalty of 10 years each.


While he told them they showed “an appalling lack of judgement”, Miocevich handed both parents an intensive supervision order with program and supervision requirements for 12 months.


“I also hope that you get some help in relation to how you deal with the stresses both financial and otherwise in your lives,” he said, before adding: “I am fairly positive that I will never see either of you two again.”







Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Iran's hypersonic Khoramshahr 4 missile... Hitting America's Camp Wearing in Kuwait and what else?

 


Given how much enriched uranium Iran had by some reports, stockpiling 60% enriched uranium, I don't think the Americans had any choice but to bomb Iran.


Still Iran presents a lot of threats still in terms of mobile missile launchers, those speed boats I mentioned earlier and hypersonic missiles too.....


https://youtu.be/3Nvb-2hR30s?si=BnFCET1d8YV8bEyR



Trump might not care about paying more for fuel but he made a lot of money minting his own cryptocurrency. The rest of us non billionaire types care.

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Comedy practice, impersonating Trump

 Today's song 

https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE?si=0iwuXG7R5HhXSvz4


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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Iran situation, Benji wargames

 

Entrez vous miessur Sandman....

https://youtu.be/ShYuNe5z0NU?si=SZEzdAsPbv9KWA1C


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Dimitur D rehash

 

Clinton depositions on Jesse Weber Sidebar 

https://youtu.be/Qlx8WmIF7ug?si=o_Tnza8Qb-d8R5Sc


Dimitur D talks to only couple in audience, guy says he's a director of photography so Dimitur D quips, for what? Kit Kat 2 then explains western movies not always big in Russia, they are havink their own movies there


Explains hearing song walking on sunshine for first time when war with Iran breaks out recently, takes edge off moment as Iran close ally of Russia, as nice song never hearink before....


Dimitur D raises topic of dealing with dipshit on regular basis, eg at work, is why director of photography havink gripe.....


Dimitur D comments on lesbian(s) leaving already and two downstairs bar ladies collecting glasses with amazing racks. Actually one them lookink like Venus de Milo or somethingk is incredible 

Walkink on sunshine guy, listeningk about it forgettingk about war....

https://youtu.be/qK5KhQG06xU?si=ugPdDSltuFzkKozH


Introduce concept of selling illicit drugs from Dimitur D's carry bag 


One guy is commentingk Dimitur not wearingk socks, is dipshit!


Stagecraft first: holding mic in hand for the first time, relaxing 

Monday, March 2, 2026

Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie, the next episode: dialling up the Crown Prosecutorial service

 Jim Morrison pardoned by Florida for his night of infamy, 41 years on | The Doors | The Guardian https://share.google/CncC325gnakEniAOf


Jim Morrison was found guilty in a Florida court in absentia while in Paris of being some kind of fuggen shlut. Later a wonderful and lovely United States congressman, a fan of Jim, arranged an official pardon..... Like fifty years later, the wheels of justice are often slow.....

https://youtu.be/sf_TiLFD43I?si=Uhr0jwQPHLqXDPuo



And now: Fergie, Shirley and Drewcifer, and the love below.....

https://youtu.be/PWgvGjAhvIw?si=lmO6_DIXVRtHJpX3



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Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Creating next episode of Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie legal meeting, possible ideas

 

Bring in Ricky Gervais somehow. 


Interesting facts, Gervais is 15 years older than his Benjiness. At age 15 Ronald the aboriginal guy in Western Sydney was rumored to have a number of children, offspring, from various teenagers already.

Reasonable conclusion, if Gervais and his Benjiness were both Aborigines from Western Sydney we could be father and son.


Ricky Gervais - Wikipedia https://share.google/r6d2mogmSuwmflxCD


Try a TV license gag in connection with liasing with special crown prosecutor's office.... 


What a blessing never to have watched any of Gervais' TV shows. Maybe even feeling suicidally depressed was better. Seems redundant although Gervais can be funny doing stand up.


Rolf Harris, Drewcifer's mom connection....


Don't forget the egg head junior  doing his calculations.... Thus....

https://youtu.be/YSPaLiTBL3E?si=uMf33ZkjKzjQN1rS


Gervais likes men






Monday, February 23, 2026

We can be heroes: Shirley, Andrew (Drewcifer) and Fergie hold a legal meeting

 

We can be heroes....

https://youtu.be/lXgkuM2NhYI?si=BXKo3wISCjF0nuRk



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Got milk?

https://youtu.be/KhJ1ABovYxU?si=rA3NTWNWSjX4s2Y_



Fergie's depositions potentially raise question marks?

https://youtu.be/WpYeekQkAdc?si=QeiR1F1pzvryE6il



Maxwell in Montreal with her brother???

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ipcr5m2chZE?si=kBU2tvehW0UO24Yb

Saturday, February 21, 2026

Charlie and Erika Kirk; Brittany Higgins, Bruce Lehman

 Pearl jam...

https://youtu.be/MS91knuzoOA?si=q4kKiURMczk5ThX0


A lot of talk about Erika on the Internet, rich family, Epstein connections, tight with prominent Israeli politicians..... Relationship with Charlie 

https://youtu.be/6eWzH5-tXuc?si=GXJqYgAJZPHSBlZh


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Candace doesn't like Ben Shapiro, in case you care....

https://youtube.com/shorts/51vzFy3B0hg?si=SVTorcHIopvJbL8d

Epstein's top four women apart from Maxwell...

https://youtu.be/wCQ0BZquSZs?si=emP3b9v78GgUvOXl


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Thursday, February 19, 2026

Shirley and Maverick, Andrew and Fergie.....

 


https://youtu.be/qSqVVswa420?si=fWUSzN9Ct7_jv_Nb



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Inch by inch.,..

https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=XnNH3aDNfPT_hzWD


Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Former DOJ LAWYER criticizes Bondi DOJ

 

Lawyer Oyer

https://youtube.com/shorts/9200it2zr9s?si=3Aez2YmtU-cw4WxT

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Practicing Dimitur D riffs morning after big show

 

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Epstein saga, Bondi grilled by Californian lawmaker .... Dimitur D debrief

 

Congressional hearing:

https://youtube.com/shorts/6fkJ_2WrZUQ?si=ux5utZWgi8U-gnxZ


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Post Dimitur D debrief.....


Coming out as lesbian and Australian Aboriginal to avoid enlistment in Russian army and make money post relocation from Moscow respectively.


Notable lesbian, Miley Cyrus, also MC responded she was proud to be a lesbian after prompting from Dimitur D.


Ad libbing: everything.


Crowd work, increasing 


Miley Cyrus: lesbian 

https://youtu.be/vA2Lc9c3qN0?si=EVdIqvgGWfbbnMzp


Inspiration: Jimmy Macelroy, ice skater...

https://youtu.be/V_KtCZ5bQEI?si=AE6zmnc7GpFihBGP


Russian accent, solid


Shortcoming, inability to step and hold mike. Stuck at microphone stand.


Plus side: no nerves



Monday, February 16, 2026

Dear Jeffrey Epstein, bla bla bla 'as long as you bring your harem' Richard Branson

 

See why I don't admire or need or want a 'knighthood'?


Can you imagine me emailing Australian Prime Minister John Howard if we were chummy and saying hey John I'd love to catch up again as long as you bring your harem?

I mean I especially wouldn't want a harem John's age, or actually, would I?


Anyway that's how your knight talks to his now apparently deceased homeboy JE, check it out:





Friday, February 13, 2026

Australian right of center liberal party reboots with a new leader...

 

System freezing up bruz? Just reboot....


NDIS: overblown, fraudulent, scam

ABC Channel: over funded, too leftist 


Cure acne and car sickness....

https://youtu.be/ig446isvXlI?si=aZ7V6g1hn-6w5MNw


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Agriculture big in Spain cuz.... you can fruit too 

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Are the National Liberal Party draped up and dripped out? Can they save Victoria from the labor party?

https://youtu.be/5aKjQ_0ci0g?si=xTK5ZelxGNQUgZH6




















Thursday, February 12, 2026

FBI Epstein investigation, what about the jet?

 

Seal, Crazy.....

https://youtu.be/4Fc67yQsPqQ?si=QpMtUdhm0JQWBsEl




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Department of Benji declassification of file on Pam Bondi, albeit with tachaduras.....


Pam looks ####### fine and appears to have an #### and #### to die for. Want a good time? Get a pair of handcuffs, a whip, your 1001 nights fancy dress gear and call ###. Don't forget the ####.


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Roseanne Barr on billionaire cannibal types...

https://youtube.com/shorts/EljzoIqKbTs?si=XoPZRF3o7fjyWh7h


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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Shirley, Pam and Cash: special Congressional hearing deposes Shirley

 Theme music.... 🎶 🎵 

https://youtu.be/dEjXPY9jOx8?si=3Mt0o65tCz5Wxyrk


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Moments later....

https://youtube.com/shorts/pF7BupG5QYM?si=tjwOWtEAxYlChKWR



In Mandarin Chinese, unlike European languages, articles preceding items or things or 'stuff' are coordinated with the shape or function of the thing. For example 'a' bottle is one (or two or thousands) 'of' bottles in English, but in Chinese, it's 'ping' for bottle but 'zhang' for something flat like an image or photo. 

https://youtu.be/lYHA_7vxrgc?si=XrcXetivKnxOK1rV

Chinese language and alphabet has tremendous scope for sophistication.

Hànzì Pīnyīn Used for: Example Translation
个 gè people or objects 一个人 (yī gè rén) a person
块 kuài pieces of cloth, cake, soap, etc.; money and currency units (colloquial) 一块蛋糕 (yī kuài dàngāo) a piece of cake
只 zhī birds and certain animals, one of a pair, some utensils, boats, etc. 一只鸟 (yī zhī niǎo) a bird
本 běn books, parts of a serial, etc. 一本书 (yī běn shū) a book
辆 liàng vehicles 一辆车 (yī liàng chē) a car
瓶 píng quantity contained in a bottle, vase, jar or flask 一瓶啤酒 (yī píng píjiǔ) a bottle of beer
杯 bēi certain containers of liquids: glass, cup 一杯水 (yī bēi shuǐ) a glass of water
双 shuāng pairs (of shoes, socks, chopsticks, etc.) 一双袜子 (yī shuāng wàzi) a pair of socks
件 jiàn clothes, events, things, etc. 一件衣服 (yī jiàn yīfú) a piece of clothing
张 zhāng flat objects and sheets (bed, desk, paper, etc.); certain body parts (face, mouth) 一张纸 (yī zhāng zhǐ) a piece of paper
碗 wǎn measurement of food and drink (bowl) 一碗饭 (yī wǎn fàn) a bowl of rice
种 zhǒng types, kinds, sorts 一种动物 (yī zhǒng dòngwù) a type of animal
匹 pǐ horses, mules; bolts of cloth 一匹马 (yī pǐ mǎ) a horse
头 tóu certain domestic animals (cattles, mules, pigs, etc.); garlic 一头猪 (yī tóu zhū) a pig
条 tiáo long, narrow or thin objects (ribbon, river, road, trousers, etc.) 一条鱼 (yī tiáo yú) a fish
位 wèi people (courteous) 一位女士 (yī wèi nǚshì) a lady
项 xiàng itemized things (clauses, tasks, research projects, etc.) 一项项目 (yī xiàng xiàngmù) a project
名 míng people 一名学生 (yī míng xuéshēng) a student
些 xiē a small amount or small number (greater than one) 一些东西 (yī xiē dōngxī) some things
家 jiā families or business establishments 一家公司 (yī jiā gōngsī) a company
点(儿) diǎn('er) a little; a bit; some 一点(儿)纸 (yī diǎn(er)zhǐ) some paper
场 cháng recreational, sports or other activities 一场球赛 (yī chǎng qiúsài) a ball game; a match
句 jù sentences 一句话 (yī jù huà) a sentence
段 duàn stories, periods of time, lengths of thread, etc. (a section, segment or part) 一段时间 (yī duàn shíjiān) a period of time
分 fèn spoken form of fractions and percentages; minutes; various units of measure 三分之一 (sān fēn zhī yī) one-third
处 chù places, occurrences or activities in different places; items of damage (spot, point) 两处错误 (liǎng chù cuòwù) two mistakes
片 piàn slices, tablets, tracts of land, areas of water; CDs, movies, DVDs; scenes, feelings, atmospheres, etc. 一片土地 (yī piàn tǔdì) a stretch of land
套 tào books, furniture, rooms, methods, remarks (a set, suit or suite) 一套书 (yī tào shū) a set of books
座 zuò mountains, buildings and other immovable objects 一座山 (yī zuò shān) a mountain
部 bù works of literature, films, machines, etc. 一部电影 (yī bù diànyǐng) a film
则 zé written items 一则广告 (yī zé guǎnggào) an advertisement
层 céng layers, stratums (a storey, a floor) 一层灰尘 (yī céng huīchén) a layer of dust
样 yàng kind, type 两样点心 (liǎng yàng diǎnxīn) two types of pastries
群 qún people or animals (a group, herd, flock or pack) 一群人 (yī qún rén) a crowd of people
届 jiè events, meetings, elections, sporting fixtures, years (of graduation) 一届论坛 (yī jiè lùntán) a forum (for discussion)
支 zhī long, thin, inflexible objects (pens, guns); rods; army divisions; songs or compositions 一支笔 (yī zhī bǐ) a pen
批 pī batches, lots, groups 一批学生 (yī pī xuéshēng) a group of students
篇 piān paper, book leaves, written items, articles, etc. (sheet, leaf, piece) 一篇文章 (yī piān wénzhāng) an article
番 fān actions, deeds; occurances (of an event, action or speech utterance); situations (kind, sort) 一番功夫 (yī fān gōngfū) a lot of effort
股 gǔ smells, smoke, etc. (puff, whiff); sudden, forceful actions; long winding things (ropes, rivers); bands of people 一股香味 (yī gǔ xiāngwèi) a whiff of fragrance
首 shǒu songs and poems 一首歌 (yī shǒu gē) a song
声 shēng sounds 一声炮响 (yī shēng pào xiǎng) the sound of a canon
颗 kē roundish objects (small spheres, pearls, corn grains, teeth, hearts, satellites, etc.) 一颗星星 (yī kē xīngxīng



膝盖
Xīgài  KNEE


Monday, February 9, 2026

Flicking through the channels, getting KFC

 Looking better skating to the beach....

https://youtu.be/lrROABXAn8Q?si=cJcp5-2pRygWIz4l


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Sunday, February 8, 2026

Israeli Australian affairs, Benji discusses


Australian media go warm and fuzzy at the prison release of one of their favorite most cuddly industrial scale drug dealers. Next time bring presents guys and a gift card. So warm and loving 💞....

https://youtube.com/shorts/P2h0yN2GW88?si=gt4iAhytYbNaXSmt


Speaking of Dipshits at Work... 

https://youtu.be/EeeBH294v6I?si=BnmzDM0DNIpKajBH




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Saturday, February 7, 2026

Benjigration and Benji-ocracy..... Are you a dignitary from Israel visiting Australia in the coming week? Print out this form I've completed for you and show where necessary

 

Visiting Israeli dignitary paperwork for Australian authorities:


Mark a 'x' (cross whether yes or no):      Yes.    No

1) are you a dipshit or a dumb dipshit               x

2) do you identify as non-binary.                         x

3) are you a member of Hezbollah except

     when spying and infiltrating.                           x

4) did you run around Lebanon and Syria 

      and Iraq and Egypt gunning Christians 

      Arabs down with all the other moslem

      Arabs there?                                                        x

5) do you hate anyone called Jesus in the 

     Spanish speaking world or elsewhere on 

     planet Earth?                                                         x

6) do you identify as a lesbian dogooder 

     or as scum of the earth?                                      x

7) is the capital of East Timor.                                  x



All killer no filler....

https://youtube.com/shorts/zIzfUGnSNsI?si=A5z3bzT1H8If00EF

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Vocabulaire francais....

 

mis en examen... Indicted 


Lame.... Blade


percée .... Breakthrough 


le cas .... The case 

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Holly would! Holly Candy watch with Herr Benji

 

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Red Herring, Sydney Harbour to Pittwater harbour

 

Jane's addiction, ocean size....

https://youtu.be/lVIev94s7Mo?si=2O7EBjAygzPC3-Uy



Bring 15 litres gas

Bring suncream

Bring blue sailing bag, wear shoes, carry slippers in bag

Consider bringing Outer Mark icebox with ice or Esky flagon and water separately 

LOG ON.... Marine rescue, request safety check 

AVOID long reef, one kilometre (1/2 nautical mile) space

BRING straw hat

Retrieve Howard's hat from Red Herring 

Bring packed lunch 

Check tide level at Pittwater harbour for arrival 

Bring sailing club key

RETURN marina loan key

Return Jerry can to ute

Bring opal card

Have both sails up, easterly breezes 10 knots

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Comedy character R&D Dimitur talking about Chris Minns

 Training drills can be an important part of rehearsals and performances...

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0?si=J9_18G-IYagbmlAU


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Two months or so later, Rebecca Gibney is hosting Australia's "who wants to be a millionaire"?

 https://benjamin-english-the-ossie-spaniard.blogspot.com/2025/11/australian-actress-rebecca-gibney.html


Post from late last November.


That's a better gig than the ex-con characters in that Australian movie we just reviewed yesterday. As questionable and low career standard as those Australian lady characters were from yesterday's movie, the timing was great as it was the kids first day back at school after 6 or 7 weeks of school holidays.


The second day back for the kids today, in years 8, 6 (school captain) and 4 respectively... So they must be settling in. I flew off to the comedy club this evening after a few weeks away, to continue my training.


Let's revisit Benji's training thus far. 




Step 1) go to an acting school and request one class at $100 for one hour. Take a one hour class with a young man, Dane.

Dane says he did a stand up circuit in Canada around like Vancouver, didn't get paid what he was promised and found work in Los Angeles as a grip on film sets including a movie with Lucy Liu. It's not that hard to believe, I remember walking around LA one time when an Adam Sandler movie was shooting, I don't think I've seen it yet but I think it was the one after Switch or whichever one he has the remote controller in. Some film crew guys told me which movie it was and I just kept walking, proceeding to source a muse figure for the future coveted Benji award or whatever I was up to that day in Hollywood.

Dane's story about his wedding was odd but young people did do a lot of stupid shit so also seemed possible/plausible. Dane was an actor so he'd have to memorize lines and get in front of a big audience. I mentioned fear of audience major problem for me at the time and he said it could happen to him and he once forgot his lines. His advice: just go to the comedy club and watch for now. Then see how I go. Last thing he said, he believed in me.


2) I start going to the comedy club. It's low priority for me so I'm not rushing over there all the time. I might go to a church lunch or join some folks for a yacht race or Thursday I'm challenging myself to sail my own yacht Red Herring back to pittwater harbor from Sydney harbor, sharks or no sharks. At one point I'm literally taking notes at a small table nearest the stage. One chap gets up and asks if I'm taking notes and I gave him two thumbs up. I mean at the time, in my inner life I was going through like 20 gallon drums of anxiety by the truck load like pei mei just gave me brain damage making it 100 times harder to deal with. Anyway I noticed the comics at Newcastle were going for it bc and I my was still at a loss, how to break my cherry.

3) pivot to Newtown. One girl gets on stage and tells everyone she's a lesbian. Like so many me me me, I, I, me me younger generation morbid self obsession it fell flat for me. But there she was anyway on stage with her gumption and lack of fear. She asked the audience if anyone liked playing sim games. I put my hand up and said I do. I should mention also this stand up set was preceded by a free class given by some kind of dipshit guy which I attended as part of my training. "What did you like about playing sim games?" Well I liked building cities from scratch I told her. I think eventually she felt blocked and just walked out.

4) return to Newcastle comedy club. Who wants to volunteer? I put my hand up, I had to approach the stage and face my fears. My friend, a guitarist who has performed on stage a lot, told me to bring some sunglasses for the stage lights which I did. The lights at Newcastle comedy club are so bright and it completely distorts your visuals of the audience who you can barely see. Someone from the audience even commented on me wearing sunglasses. Anyway I never froze up. And I had gotten on stage, albeit as a volunteer.

5) get on stage once and for all. Near Central station I found somewhere that felt comfortable. Listen to everyone's bawdy jokes. I never realized at first I'd want to be in character so just presented as my baseline personality however I wasn't able to write and memorize a clinical kind of set like I saw a lot of comics doing so I just focused on riffing and feeling comfortable. I should mention at Newtown I did talk to one comic off stage and she mentioned doing a lot of community theatre and acting. I did try out for one community theatre roll David Williamson play however I never got it and the players were all Northern Beaches Sydney pseudo Brits so I looked like a fag or something to them because I didn't sound like a British little bitch. Whatever. This one lady comic at Newtown, not the self described lesbian lady, was doing incredibly self deprecating shit. Really messed up talking about dating etc as she obviously was unrealistic about dating. Kidding herself.

6) continuing my regular baseline personality at comedy club a few times, one time mocking some Chinese lady's accent. Finally some Russian guy comes in with a thick heavy accent and it must have impressed me as I tried a different venue.

7) play my Dimitur character on stage in glebe. This is where I'm at. Twenty years after academy award winning actor Nick Nolte's fiancee or wife/baby momma to be or baby momma whatever, after her dumb bitch British mom calls me a fag, yeah fuck all you British little bitches, fuck you. 23 or 24 years after taking a couple of acting lessons in Paris with Angelina Jolie and Christopher Walken's acting teacher, and many other acting lessons with other folks. This is where I'm at creatively. Tonight I felt more awareness of audience individualities and doing crowd work etc. I'm feeling more and more relaxed on stage. I'm not in any hurries. I'm not sure what this is leading to but it's important to have an extra hobby.

8) I forgot to mention, I did a podcast around the time of my second or third set on stage. At the podcast I met a couple that runs a theatre school in Newtown that sounded like I could study with them and bring it up a level. I might look into that later.