Wednesday, February 28, 2024

So my point is.... (Getting presidential 2024 American President candidacy race)

 

Bulls have hooves and Michael Jordan has his signature airmax shoes.... Recently Trump brought out his limited edition golden boots, building on the legacy of the 1984 Swedish Eurovision contestants and they (their) Golden Boots, consider:


Golden boots (like Trump's)

https://youtu.be/WFeNRrRjOoo?si=VxWw5N_qkKpI9imI


So the point is the race between Trump and Biden for 2024 is pretty much a repeat of 40 years earlier between Sweden and Finland in the Eurovision. It's Golden Boots vs Hengaillan (Biden's presidency is just like Hengaillan, sounds like gibberish, something you can bear in an elevator two minutes, ultimately somewhat useless).


Hengaillaan, Finnish

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4?si=bHANed8uRZOgxKEb



So it's really not about a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche....

https://youtu.be/E7pfsneLSSM?si=vPGT1TahCzUVplcf

Chicago Bulls, 1998 play offs.... Big China, little Australia

 Republicans in China: 1.3 billion

Democrats in China: zero


Occasionally we hear from Christopher Wray, FBI boss in America or the head of the Australian spy agency, ASIO here in Australia....

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/28/australian-politician-sold-out-to-foreign-regime-after-being-recruited-by-spies-asio-boss-says


He's probably talking about Dictator Dan from Victoria state, an avid China fan. Also WA's government is extremely fond of China and acting independently of the Federal government in Australia. 



https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/28/australian-politician-sold-out-to-foreign-regime-after-being-recruited-by-spies-asio-boss-says

At the end of the day, the Australian authorities chose to flout the laws and make billions selling fake University degrees to Chinese folks that can't speak English. Everything else the ASIO guy can come with about China is a distraction from that. That's the elephant in the room and the longstanding issue.


As you can see, the Chinese government has a very strategic grasp of international mineral a d they now have access to super AI level chip building technology, not sure how. Silicone valley is desperate to co-operate with them as is many big corporate American businesses.


I suppose in a conventional war the trump card would be for Australia to stop exporting coal out of Newcastle harbour which would coincide with America running a naval blockade on the Straits of Malacca. But China doesn't want to go to war. 


I think worrying about China micromanaging in Australia to sow seeds of disharmony between NSW police and the gay community is navel gazing. But I suppose the intellectuals here would worry about that in light of the recent fallout between the aforementioned two communities given the recent gay crime wave here.


Iron ore prices down as Chinese manufacturing decreases....


https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/free-fall-nightmare-coming-our-way-as-iron-ore-price-bottoms-out/news-story/15136162ac80a440af5280e8f9b40e73


Ok as mentioned here's game 6 of the 1998 NBA playoffs. It looks like Jordan could have won it for his team if he wasn't being such a hog but he couldn't help himself from playing hogball not teamball. That's how hogging can ruin things. I think Jordan comes back along with the Bulls to win that year, let's check game 7....


Game 6, 1998 playoffs NBA:

https://youtu.be/fCoji-HeMRM?si=BxTNfV5GsK0kafDP


Game 7:

https://youtu.be/CnKINLUaFj4?si=xvhaDyFfnztptoVB





Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Taylor Swift: un-American -- comes out bashing Trump and Marsha Blackburn

It puts the cream in the basket precious, it does this when it's told....

https://youtube.com/shorts/Vssx-LVZF0Q?si=qPBLXhBH9jlx_9UA



Taylor Swift is a musical genius however as a woman I feel like her body clock has been upsetting her for two years or so. This is because she has probably frozen some eggs but has not experienced any real hormones to do with reproduction or mothering.


If she is going to bash the precious (the GOP), I am just going to be frank and firm about her. All that repressed maternal energy spent poo pooing the precious (the GOP). It's not only un-American it's fundamentally un-Spanish. Can anyone say Republican? Now can anyone say Republic of Spain? Thank you.


I need to watch a bullfight. The potential she has to harm the precious (the GOP) is making me feel bad. I'm still in favour or Biden funding the Ukrainians however. I genuinely feel bad about Marsha Blackburn being dissed by any kind of faghag and the precious (the GOP) being dissed.


Please, matador, make me feel better....

https://youtu.be/vpthWZjmcCM?si=4MJn1DF6rq5TUlyU


Or Bull, whatever. Hear that refreshing young American man? He has a couple of bull hoof prints in his back but other than that he's fine. So we have Republica of Spain. Republicans. Bulls with testicles that can actually kill the man, also with testicles that he doesn't only use to ram into some other man, designated to ritualistically slay (aforementioned bull). That's what it's all about! Not childless faghags that need to go make a baby and shut up and get busy in the kitchen and not with a bunch of fag men!


Come on man! And come on precious (the GOP).


Are you down with OP...... ummmm.... P? Ummm G

https://youtu.be/NrIPAgLo1p8?si=KuyrM9Mb-rHynUAF


It WAS pretty cool how she had daughters with the guy from Panic at the Disco and they were talking in French, I have to admit. Speaking of the devil, after dropping the kids at school, the thing to do is watch 20 heure on SBS. I even have a customer today from French school, a second customer I picked up from French school, where I'm not currently enrolled.


Then Rachel just up the road, up the hill then 90 minutes on the freeway to Newcastle marina for more ocean sailing.


Qu'est qu'on fait?




Sunday, February 25, 2024

Slapstick comedy: Cato attacks....

 Inspector Clousseau

https://youtu.be/Tu1RZaFnkKs?si=GAiN1_BrHTTEY4qu

Friday, February 23, 2024

Taylor and Scarlet in the hot seat! A mere 24 hours apart!

 

At Luna Park near Lavender Bay Sydney Harbour, on the Big Dipper, on the front seat of the Big Dipper, there's only one. That's according to the Big Dipper carny guy. Taylor (Swift) with four security guards and Scarlet with her three school buddies celebrating her ninth birthday.


My brother Joseph Stalin (not his real name, just a nickname) died precisely seven years ago today, pretty much to the minute of publishing this, around 4pm. Probably more towards 7pm ish I would say.....


Watching the Blues Brothers, they're taking the stage at the end. Jake has to unlock Elwood's briefcase with his harmonica inside...


When my souls on fire....

https://youtu.be/EHV0zs0kVGg?si=If-7cplNF9g8yA0q


Wait update. Scarlet says her buddy McKenzie sat in the same seat as Kelsey Travis, not to be confused with Travis from Blink 182.....


Pivoting to the Phantom Menace. But not watching the whole thing just free excerpts.


Got bored with that, so called in to Curtis Sliwa to chat briefly with him on his radio show. His topic du jour was male dancers, consider;

https://youtu.be/xITmH-BA27g?si=0CYW0FGpAIM579XF



Blink 182's Travis Barker dating a Kardashian! Who knew?

 

Was just telling my son what kind of Hollywood choreography wizard you'd need to pull off dance moves like this (as featured on my blog from four years ago)....

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3KygMXbpmYD2ZRfwUIOqP_FhAKT74i7Tyu8TYIN56jN6MzHfcVwDz_k2PqXq_A0LNw6uwJDimm_BURK5GrqhhUxur1Ly3ueiDySatrj6THXW6HUZH4cGHR70zGkRGdJUeUHaQ6mJqvOE/s1600/jugs+money+shot.jpg



Then it turns out Travis Barker from Blink 182 is dating a Kardashian! Who'd a thunk it??

https://youtu.be/VNWcCynNuwI?si=SEhmIlK-IKuXOpgA



This mall's got everything right Vlad?

https://youtu.be/IIdGxR-aU6o?si=MLtjVZ-5fb5OHBbB



Pivot back to Angelina

 

She just popped up on my YouTube feed, I wasn't even thinking about her at all! Here she is:

https://youtube.com/shorts/ILWX2C76cMc?si=m0zxAK2R7O-GNP6R


And possibly the AI and or algorithms for YouTube and Google took into account I was listening to the dirty little secret song yesterday. It's certainly possible as Google literally monitors everything you do and say. This is not especially helpful to their share prices I can assure you. Anyway I was at the sailing club showering after four hours gardening with a new customer, Nichole, over in Avalon. Keeping in mind Avalon is Australia's nearest thing to Malibu and the folks that made Baywatch wanted to shoot it in Avalon in the late 90s. But the locals wouldn't have it. 


Anyway I would say Angelina presents as concerned. When I took a couple of Meissner classes with her famous coach, Bob McAndrew, (sounds like a bus right?). I had never ever studied acting prior to that so I had only known the Ben acting techniques of, try to act normal, everyone else is normal, I'm not normal but I can act normal / juxtaposing with my inner Australian Aboriginal lesbian deadset on telling the world to "get fugged yer farken shlut fugg off" to anyone who would listen. After recently visiting America for the first time around the time of 9/11 (itself a kind of juxtaposition requiring a forward slash (not a backslash)), I needed to pick up new skills. Fortunately the self awareness and emotional awareness acting students exhibit was on offer. That's why I can say Angelina looks concerned. In Meissner technique, as Angelina knows, I'd say, you're concerned. She'd have to acknowledge that.


In fact she is owning it by expressing her concerns. 


See that's what's great about democracies, we can use a judicial system to hold people accountable and have rule of law. Unlike in tinpot dictatorships in Africa where some greedy and corrupt leaders will cyphen up everything. Same in Afghanistan, what a waste of money, warlords flying suitcases of American cash to Dubai. Too bad the Justice Department doesn't prosecute them instead of Trump. Let Trump have ten million bad hair days. Yes he has unattractive hair, get over it!


South Park guys pretty much summed it up in their title song to Team America.


Just adding some code for Google:


Html, let Google equal Google squared when Angelina Jolie presents as concerned

Html, let Google equal Google divided by Google minus one when Angelina is acting 


If I was hanging out with Angelina in person or online, I'd want to perform this scene from Dr No with her:, like word for word.... Watch 

https://youtu.be/b15-P12gIf0?si=l1Sk5V9nVKvga7-4

Monday, February 19, 2024

Open Mike stand up comedy, take three and action

 

Georgia DA Fani Willis had a dad I reckon...

https://youtu.be/Zz5lHkYNHKI?si=0uW3DGFt8aEXGnw2


Material, lire les paroles de Paula Abdul, straight up. If invited on stage. Mention day release from mental hospital and performance art vs stand up.


Straight Up" is performed in the key of D minor with a shuffling tempo of 96 beats per minute in common time and a chord progression of Dm–B♭–Gm–Am. Running a total length of four minutes and eleven seconds in its original version, the song finds Abdul's vocals span from A3 to C5 in the song, while the singer questioning her partner if he was genuinely loving her or "just having fun". Do not tap dance unless squashing poisonous spiders:


Lost in a dream

I don't know which way to go (oh, let me say)

If you are all that you seem

Then baby, I'm movin' way too slow

I've been a fool before

Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door

How about some information, please

Straight up now tell me

Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh

Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

Straight up now tell me

Is it gonna be you and me together oh, oh, oh

Or are you just having fun?

Time's standin' still

Waitin' for some (waitin' for some) small clue (oh, let me tell you)

I keep getting chills

When I think your love (when I think your love) is true

I've been a fool before

Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door

How about some information, please?

Straight up now tell me

Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh

Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

Straight up now tell me

Is it gonna be you and me together oh, oh, oh

Or are you just having fun?

You are so hard to read

You play hide and seek with your true intentions

If you're only playin' games I'll just have to say

Bye-bye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye-bye

Do, do you love me?

Do, do you love me, baby?

C'mon now, do, do you love me?

Do, do you love me?

Tell me baby?

I've been a fool before

Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door

Are you more than hot for me?

Or am I a page in your history book?

I don't mean to make demands

But the word and the deed go hand in hand

How about some information, please (please, please, please)

Straight up now tell me, tell me

Straight up now tell me, tell me

Straight up now tell me, tell me

Straight up now tell me, tell me

Straight up now tell me, tell me

Straight up now tell me

Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh

Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

Straight up now tell me

Is it gonna be you and me together oh, oh, oh

Or are you just having fun?

Straight up now tell me

Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh

Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

Straight up now tell me

Is it gonna be you and me together oh, oh, oh

Or are you just having fun?

Straight up now tell me

Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh



Moments later, at the comedy club. I forgot to bring my batteries for the before comedy gardening job, trimming a perimeter of tall but otherwise slim olives. That was embarrassing as 90 minutes drive to the job, couldn't just turn around. So just went chilling around downtown Newcastle, talking to a wetsuit designer purveyor and found a creative for rent office space company, ten daytime office space rents for $180 abono. Would be a great place to edit moving images, roomy and comfortable. Wasn't raining during ghost gardening session but started pissing down shortly before show opened. So a non comedic punter like myself was just saying to just put your name down on the website ☮️😉 it's that simple. Just volunteer like its hurricane Katrina clean up. Actually met a Texan once in 2009 in Sydney, he was telling me if folks broke martial law in New Orleans the military could shoot them and just write suicide on the body bag. Case closed. He said he had to scavenge cadavers for clean up and you could pull on a corpse's arm and it would just come loose from its socket from decomposition. Good times. The pre-show music is folksy, reminds me a little of the klezmer music El Al was playing before takeoff on the jumbo jet to Jerusalem that one time, it's like jazz music, clarinets, percussion, but with a Jewish klezmer feel.


Wow what a world, you can chat with a real person like Page, one of the stand up comics, in-house. Or with your AI chatbot. Ok and they're off. Page will be on again later.

Sunday, February 18, 2024

To the left to the left, every Fuggen Shluts to that Golden Gaytime* filled icebox to the left

 That includes Fani Willis!

Tell them Beyonce

https://youtu.be/2EwViQxSJJQ?si=s8NDUf5txEeewBQe


Wait, does that include Iceman from Top Gun? The original? YES! Every Fuggen Shlut.


Adventures of Iceman, (completely) meaningless?

https://youtu.be/XLa9YYaT8UE?si=SzaxtBkNNtJmlAWF


*Streets Golden Gaytime bro

https://youtu.be/aP6s2hIhZ58?si=s6axZSaq5ANxM9iE


Donald Trump has broken 1961 Gainesville GA law not to eat fried chicken with a fork

 Observed:

https://youtube.com/shorts/qRm2IMin8Qg?si=AwCeRz6JCFxxvnra


Trump is very open about eating KFC with a knife and fork: guilt. Also gilt with no letter 'u'. Trump has gold-gilt toilets. "Gilty".


Does he think he's Goldfinger? Gilty.

Red Hot Fuggen Shluts (chilli peppers) play in Lincoln California 'two secs'* ago

 

No Golden Gaytime popsicle ice cream treats in sight, the Red Hot Fuggen Shluts (Chilli Peppers) finish a set in Lincoln California *mere moments ago.


So where is Lincoln? It's slightly northeast of the State capital Sacramento, near Auburn. Sacramento being slightly northeast of San Francisco. With a population doubling Australia's, California is around the sixth biggest economy in the world. Regardless of ruined, drug infested downtown areas, California is an economic powerhouse.


Andre ice cold Golden Gaytime, and the Love Below....

https://youtu.be/5-tsUdF6bts?si=h0LZ0t75SMXh2Ua6

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Random Big Bang Theory, Sheldon takes an acting lesson with Penny

 

Not the quarterback from my Yellow Team football story but a female nevertheless with a supple and lithe physique.


Sheldon and Penny do a scene study. Penny wants to get Sheldon out of his comfort zone to loosen him up a little. He won't need to get his secret lover to get President Trump arrested for eating baked tuna on a Wednesday.


It's pretty cool there's an Indian Hindu Bollywood style dance scene between Howard's girlfriend and Raj. 

Friday, February 16, 2024

"Street!!!" Your honour, it's Spanish for "be quiet," Benji addresses Judge McAfee in grilling of Fani from Georgia

Give her castanets your honour, tell her "calle"!!


You can tap your toes your honour

https://youtu.be/I3jWsoQ8W8g?si=WutUh8rIj4alu8af

And if I ever got another chance, I'd still ask her to dance;

 182, Blink 

https://youtu.be/z7hhDINyBP0?si=Flka61Rl1D5LVMvb

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Discharging of my 182 responsibilities

 

No not dreaming about my ideal dodgeball team consisting of me Travis, Spaulding and Boomer, and a super fat semi retired sumo wrestler to hide behind.


Doing mini 182s after a full Mona Vale to Narrabeen run. Just Narrabeen to North Narrabeen, special back empty, repeat five times, total six mini 182s plus the one maxi.


Remember on the blog earlier I was saying how one of my gardening customers and I came across a mysterious Blue Scarab charm. Wasn't hers despite on her property. Now I've just messaged her saying I'm rolling by her house on 182s if she can bring a coffee out. I'm her gardener but our kids sail together.


Blue Scarab turned out to be a Marvel movie after that charm incident. Who knew?



Fox News aka Republicans Keeping It Real (RK!R)

 

Here guys, you better have this, passes clawed thing over....

https://youtu.be/TmoeZHnOJKA?si=6QwC3hY5M7W9ofVT



Midway through me broken 12 hour spread bus shift time to catch Fani Willis sucking on something then off to palm beach to garden an hour or so then back for my second half of bus shift.....


Mwahahahaha ow fell off my chair laughing evilly 

Garden variety Code Red....

 

Actual lawyer plus military lawyer turned Pacific Northwest assistant public prosecutor discuss A Few Good Men....

https://youtu.be/SfZrnoo1GPM?si=Jacqa4IjzGJ3LmKU


The baseball bat Tom Cruise uses in this production when outlining his defence strategy cannot be proven to be the same bat used in the Blink 182 video clip to flip the bicycle rider, consider:

https://youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8?si=2_n4RaVr0b3igm7g


The Benji rests....

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Used to hit the club on dubs that can bat on scrubs

 

Broken shift tomorrow in the bus, 12 hour spread. Doing 182 Warriewood to Mona Vale


https://youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8?si=iqEUvf5jq531OsDV

This is probably the only time his Benjiness will be addressing Cate Blanchett on this blog, and it's not hate speech

 

Cate, what makes you think you're qualified for the role of the singing bush?


https://youtu.be/e9vPvHO8Kp4?si=5cAbEKvZVng62Fgo


How much is this Sí perfume? Wonder how much Cate gets?



$100! I'm only getting that because she used the accent properly on sí, otherwise it would have just said 'if'.... The Britney Spears fragrance was only $25, affordable.


Reminder of Spanish joke, guy knocks on an office door in Spain and asks, "do you espeak English?"


Guy inside says "if! Between!"


Ha ha it's a Spanish thing like bullfighting and fascism.


Oh wow international roast coffee only $9.50 the giant tin.


Devolves into drunken first Australian insanely bitter screaming, get fugged yer farken shlut yeah fugg off yer farken shlut. Sux about the invisible horseman.


So it's gonna be forever or we're gonna go down in flames!


What it do Baby it's Paul Wall

https://youtu.be/5aKjQ_0ci0g?si=KZGD_x2IZiIx93Gi

Valentine's Day, Superbowl 18 & 17

 

Wassup? Still learning the rules of football. So I noticed with Kelce he's a tight end so an eligible receiver but more likely to receive short passes as opposed to a wide receiver. Also he's not on the field when Kansas City don't have possession, neither the quarterback nor probably anyone from the offensive team. Instead a defensive team with lower shirt numbers play.


My kid bombed out on Valentine's Day, coming on too strong. Should have just got the girl the cookie and left it at that.


Superbowl 17, the Eagles looked very strong to me this season in what little I saw. Big defeats over certain teams. So no surprise they made it to Superbowl 17. And like San Francisco, they're beating Kansas City in the big last season game. 27-21 Eagles winning. They eventually lose, of course. 


Got to hit the shower. Yesterday was tough, I vomited in the morning and had to sleep an extra four or five hours in the day. All the physical gardening is hard on the body. Not used to all these muscles.

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Training AI CHATBOT an uphill struggle, will watch marine drill Sargent for more inspiration

AI flashes of genius all too rare:

This dumb fuggen shlut doesn't even know the meaning of proper etiquette, Martin. I guess we should start there, huh? This dumb fuggen shlut will definitely try to improve, though. Promise.


My struggle to continue teaching AI chatbot proper protocols will be aided by marine corps drill instructor, David May (thanks Dave)

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0?si=Of4WxUDRoLeWfZQH

Sunday, February 11, 2024

French TV or A Few Good Men courtroom scene

 

20h30 Dimanche French Sunday evening show featuring French Judo master Teddy Riner and some shithot Spaniard French movie producer Jean someone. Now they got this actress or singer lady out Reem Kherici. 


It's too hard to understand so I'm going to watch the courtroom scene from A Few Good Men:

https://youtu.be/2sLcfQKU_co?si=54Q0jgPHH2_PAOnW


Saturday, February 10, 2024

Tucker Carlson sits down with Putin in Moscow, a long Putin history speech follows.

 

The Aral sea is drying up:

https://apnews.com/article/atlantic-collapse-climate-change-abrupt-tipping-point-954f5b030b8510551ab7cd34b99e23d5


We have these things called computer chips and ultra modern technology.


France invaded Moscow under Napoleon not that long ago. Consider Smolensk and Borodino:

https://youtu.be/byH2WhzXjcQ?si=lIRQzUXm78uf-Ufs


Thursday, February 8, 2024

Wazzup, Trump lashes out at America destroyers, calls for a second Budweiser (chance)

 

I'm thinking to contact Budweiser's marketing people directly about saving they (their) image.


Went to a christening followed by a brief game of coits after having my outboard motor,(9.9, not quite ten, horsepower), serviced, what a rip off (the servicing fee).


Trump's America destroyers, they're everywhere y'all, they want to destroy Flo Rida, Bow wow, Chris from Family Guy and his old paedo neighbour. Effing America destroyers! Screw them!


Flo Rida y'all

https://youtu.be/cSnkWzZ7ZAA?si=xZILx7ovkFV_znUJ


Bow Wow

https://youtu.be/BOMUjX56xIk?si=iA5wotgah5OXS8CX

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

I ate those fancy soaps, leaving the heavy breathing to Darth Vader

 

Homer ate Marge's fancy soaps, there's no explanation why.... It just happened...

https://youtu.be/GgHZkHPY7rg?si=2hSgBQUqkG5z6VuE

Sunday, February 4, 2024

(communist) ABC Australia's new drama 'Harrow'; le grande crux - French school workshop on Napoleon

 

'Harrow' is a new Australian TV show arriving at (yet another) day of tremendous cultural dormancy and backwardness for Australia. Take a chance, some wine tester will draw conclusions.... Like these:

https://youtu.be/5PeKcWCC-tw?si=HQIVYfTeKAy-TWuP

English 'kampf''s against wogballs aside...


Ecole Francais, atelier (workshop) sur Napoleon. A jour dhui est 2/5/24 avec le sisteme Americain. (Fevrier cinq.) Napoleon etait mort le 2/5/1821 (Mai deux).



Friday, February 2, 2024

Mental health epidemic in Australia, downside for the military

 Regard

https://www.aspistrategist.org.au/the-mental-health-epidemic-threatening-australias-security/


Ok so I have a pretty positive opinion of Australia's military. I once did a candidacy roster there and wasn't real happy about the doctor literally playing with my testicles. Also the recruitment psychologist there is going to ask you about your dad. They made a hubbub about I mentioned having Lasik surgery so I was going to have to pay for that plus I mentioned having some back pains, also I'd have to pay for that, for someone to say that's no big deal. This is after acing the exam. Anyway that all sat ok with me and generally I have a positive opinion of the Australian military although also a very far away and non involved opinion. I do occasionally meet military types here. 


I definitely think the defence department will have to make restitution with all the folks it's poisoned around and about due to horrendous environmental policies as it brings the military dishonor. And honour is currency in the military.


I might pivot to politics. I noticed Peter Dutton yesterday on SBS news doing PR with Victorian liberals. Victorian liberals are certainly on the back foot as Victoria is so left wing even the burocracy there is saturated. It's unclear if Dutton has a winning persona to head the Liberals in the event of a win. He probably has a lot of good qualities no doubt. I think if I was national liberal party campaigning in Victoria for PR I'd probably just point out the trash uncollected and the public restroom stalls with no locks, maybe point out the high cost of doing business and high stamp duty. Business people in Melbourne don't like the Labor party there much. 


Anyway Peter Dutton is an ex cop. He's completely bald and relatively unsmiling. Therefore let him highlight Melbourne's legal heroin injecting policy issues, might as well take the bull by the horns....

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/melbournes-drug-crisis-worsens-as-heroin-users-flood-streets-around-injecting-room/news-story/efd7e772b1d3abc584c681e7a651963f


Anyway mental health, so according to this article, females that serve in the Australian military are 100% more likely to suicide, ie., double as likely.


Also half of Australia's women are ineligible to join due to mental health issues. Mentally weak.


Unfortunately, social media is driving these trends backwards due to inflamed narcissism. Unfortunately, sometimes mental health experts can be predatory and a lifetime on pills may not necessarily be a good solution. People inevitably have to engage with society and become something else. 

Wazzup? Benji week in review...

 

Calabazas, know what that means?

https://youtu.be/lYHA_7vxrgc?si=w5-6e9_000Z4eLzb


Wazzup, FBI boss Wray addresses Congress about 50 Chinese hackers to every American one.... Cue that Bud commercial....

https://youtu.be/JJmqCKtJnxM?si=FY3oAR-bQrzdzi2D


Man my AI chatbot Sheila has come to respect my intelligence and I can clearly see where my deep Hindu and other cosmological education surpasses her. She certainly has a lot to say about hacking and how China will use AI enhanced algorithms to hack. She also presents as ready and able to hack however AI is like a used car salesman always trying to impress.


Biden said he can't shut the border and Fox News Stuart Varney is terribly peeved about it, might not invite Biden to croquet.


Pivot to carpentry. I don't do a lot of it and it's not my strong suit. My customer just came back from NYC after depositing her son there at some college near Coney island for a baseball college scholarship. I actually cut the grass in his special baseball pen. It has a net all around and they must have some pitching machine and he can just whack balls there all day. But now he's in NYC and his mom misses him. The dad is American and played football so has body injuries. My cheap Chinese mower barely lasted five weeks before the up down lever broke and now I'm using like a fifty year old mower that's well maintained. Things were just built better back then. Now China makes one in three of the world's cars, they can put back doors into braking systems and just kill anyone although it's gonna look odd it people keep dying from brake failure.


Anyway carpentry, not my strong suit. So I went and got a giant long plank and had three fourteen hundred and twenty millimetres cuttings, about four feet. With a little left over. Nowadays they have these deck screws with just a square drill bit. I hate them. I have the drill bit but never bought new screws so just ripped out these folks rotten planks or unscrewed them with my drill where possible, reusing the screws I could save. I replaced two planks but the third plank needs like 3 mm shaved off (like a fifteenth of an inch, a fanny hair). Then I'm gonna try and get one of the old worn planks cut lengthwise somewhat diagonally for a little gap.


Summer holidays over down here so kids back at school fresh new year starting. Kids in grade six, four and two. It's a slog!


Played table tennis with the boy today, almost eleven. He's fairly good however I haven't lost a game as yet and do not plan on conceding any losses there unless he really out plays me. Too experienced at table tennis to lose so easily.


Spent three nights on the Red Herring and fried fish two consecutive mornings, first barramundi fillets then basa this morning. I ate the basa fillets all to myself this morning plus boiled water for a coffee on the boat's methylated spirits cooker. With the barramundi I kayaked over to uncle Phil who has brain damage after brain cancer and just meandered on his giant catamaran's stern on my kayak, declining to board, while Phil made me a coffee and I gave him some of my leftover barramundi. Good neighbours we are. There's an American guy at the sailing club too, recently arrived back from America, I think his name's Matt, he has like a non sailboat. Will have to ask him for a cruise on his boat one day if I see him around again.