Saturday, April 25, 2020

Abbo church, further adventures of Shirley

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Anzac day (memorial day)

So on my bus key chain for my bus keys, I always carry a World War 2 medal I found on the stairs at Ashfield train station years ago here in Sydney. One day I'll contact veteran affairs or some website like Ancestry.com and try to return it to the owner.




You can see the person's name is D.G. Ensbey and there's a number. Verteran affairs told me to write, they don't take those inquiries over the phone. I like it on my bus key ring.

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Benji live blogs fox and friends

Firstly condolences your HR department has not replaced you with me. Secondly, we did not 'get up' with Rob. It's 6pm and we got up 11 hours ago. Hello to Marianne and Shannon and Ms Mele you're all looking good (as am I)

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Periodismo bro

https://youtu.be/UMwOSE69qus
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Saturday, April 18, 2020

KT McFarland and Lou Dobbs on fox news, Benji comments

https://youtu.be/3bXWGxhd7ic

https://youtu.be/QL5GKOL6GL0
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Friday, April 17, 2020

Haben zie flagon? More adventures of Shirley the abbo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_VoVo

Mo' music:
https://youtu.be/aMX2PrHPXzY


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Iced vo-vo with his family on a normal hair day
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The women who could catch frisbees in their mouths, bark and pant with their tongues out

Once upon a time,.........

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And they lived happily ever after.


HOMEWORK, write 500 to 30million words in the dotted area, completing the story. Counts towards mid term grade.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Parlez vous francais ?

https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU

Howdy bitches. So im getting weekly classes from my French teacher Anais for a few weeks now. We started here in Sydney and continuing as she's (home again) in northern France still with what's app. She's a patient teacher and I'm making steady progress. My French is about 5.5 out of perfect ten. Solid enough to have a conversation but comprehension skills still weak and vocabulary needs work.

Wonder how to say throne and thrown.

Four is French for oven, that's interesting.

The Bulgarian word for money is pronounced exactly the way the French describe their capital, Paris. The bulgarians use the French word etage for floor(level) which is piso in Spanish. The Bulgarian and Spanish for bill and mortgage are the same due the Romans. Due the Slavic distance from Spanish and French it's around four times more difficult to acquire Bulgarian than French. French is very easy, a walk in the park!

Today's vocab....


[4/15, 15:27] Anais : Si tu ne peux pas a 8pm (pour toi) aujourd'hui laissons 9.10pm ce n'est pas grave je mangerai après, ne t'inquiète pas
[4/15, 15:30] Anais : Jeudi ou vendredi tu peux  aussi ?
[4/15, 15:31] Anais : Sinon si tu ne peux pas on laisse aujourd'hui 😘
[4/15, 15:38] Anais : On laisse aujourd'hui 9pm pr toi je me suis arranger c'est bien comme ça 👌
[4/15, 15:38] Anais : A tt a l'heure 😘
[4/15, 20:47] Anais : Je suis disponible😉 tu peux mapeller des que tu es prêt 👍
[4/15, 21:13] Anais : Contagieux
[4/15, 21:13] Anais : Contaminant
[4/15, 21:15] Anais : Ordinateur
[4/15, 21:15] Anais : Couple
[4/15, 21:18] Anais : Guerrir =soigner
[4/15, 21:18] Anais : Heal
[4/15, 21:20] Anais : Fat =gros
[4/15, 21:20] Anais : Stomac= estomac
[4/15, 21:25] Anais : Jeun
[4/15, 21:25] Anais : Quand tu ne manges pas tu fais le jeun
[4/15, 21:26] Anais : Les jeunes, les adolescents
[4/15, 21:28] Anais : Prendre soin
[4/15, 21:28] Anais : S'occuper des enfants
[4/15, 21:29] Anais : L'odeur de tabac parce que la maman fumait
[4/15, 21:31] Anais : Préoccuper, tracasser
[4/15, 21:31] Anais : Inquiet
[4/15, 21:31] Anais : Je suis inquiet
[4/15, 21:33] Anais : Temps partiel
[4/15, 21:33] Anais : Part time
[4/15, 21:33] Anais : Full time plein temps
[4/15, 21:35] Anais : Timbres
[4/15, 21:58] Anais : L'esprit
[4/15, 21:59] Anais : Le cerveau
[4/15, 21:59] Anais : Esprit =the mind
[4/15, 21:59] Anais : Cerveau the brain
[4/15, 22:09] Anais : Moche ugly
[4/15, 22:11] Anais  Merci benjamin. Bonne soiree a toi et bonne nuit. A la semaine prochaine.


Sorry I meant to say four times slower to wire the brain for Bulgarian than French given my background is English language. Actually culturally it's probably at least fifteen times more difficult or even twenty to learn Bulgarian than French but that's because Slavic languages are completely alien to me and there's a good chance I was already very fluent in French going back the past few centuries in my past five or so lifetimes although that could be completely wrong given the population explosion in the Earth and the strong possibility of having come here from some other similar planet in previous lives. Regardless, French easy, Bulgarian beat yourself up hard to learn.

Monday, April 13, 2020

911 what's your emergency? Oh that's right, coronavirus

NBC NEWS APRIL 13

https://youtu.be/E8OkAnaPXSk


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Mo' music

https://youtu.be/eVM1nUmDHHc
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Bill Gates misguided on China?

https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU


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Saturday, April 11, 2020

benji discusses real meaning of easter

Benji discourse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpN440zFA9E


Random music:
https://youtu.be/MIke4xlLXjQ




Benji talks coronavirus

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Fox news gushing dogmatic rot with Ainsley and father Jonathan banging Bible hardest

CNN keeping it scientific. Refreshing for CNN normally pushing an extreme gay/ bi agenda.


Here's an interesting Australian song.... Very apt for TV industry

https://youtu.be/Ag43uW4AOFc



Stop looking are swan!

https://youtu.be/hTHcI0yJ12E




Thursday, April 9, 2020

Zika virus mutation in northern Brazil, circa 2016

https://youtu.be/Gy7Gld1TqIU


Although already existent well beforehand when zika virus broke out in 2015 in northeastern Brazil, it turned out to be a mutation causing babies with large parts of their brains non existent and smaller than usual heads. The Brazilian government successfully staved off the pandemic by aggressively fighting the reproductive cycles of mosquitoes, drafting in the Brazilian military. This resulted  in possibly under five thousand total cases and the pandemic mostly over.

Of these approximately three thousand or so zika kids, now around three to five years old, it's amazing to see how the mostly poor and single mothers have bonded together and enriched their own and kids' lives. This is actually a very inspirational pandemic believe it or not.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Waiting for more great Taylor Swift songs....

Paint the fence, sand the floor, kick the ass bitch

https://youtu.be/BNCEFn7E34s



https://youtu.be/85lQ_Rhag6k




https://youtu.be/Bg21M2zwG9Q



Monday, April 6, 2020

Australians bucking global trends by spitting on nurses instead of applauding them

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Benji sounds off on Biden, left wing media

Latest NBC TODAY, BIDEN'S BANE (it's not a weed)

https://youtu.be/vpbGUsMUxXU
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Russia digs a twelve kilometer deep hole after twenty five years of digging??

https://youtu.be/zz6v6OfoQvs


180 degrees hot down there with water being produced through hydrogen and oxygen compressing together, ha?

Mnogu dobre Kralitsa! Vcitchko Ha ped!

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NBC news April 5: who's in charge y'all????
https://youtu.be/pnTMy0Yk8lc

And yeah Pete, those Folly Parton books are awesome, my girls are still getting those at my mom's house. I'm leaving them in the plastic for next time I bring them round there. Dolly Parton is awesome. 9 to 5 was one of my favorite movies as a little kid, including the part about female orgasms, just sayin' y'all. Got to love those fake coronavirus tents, scammers be preying y'all! They be preying y'all!

9 to 5 y'all!
https://youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4

Land of the horse cum guzzlers:
https://youtu.be/iOyW2JtA5vM

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Hollywood hut throb and funny guy Seth McFarland said to be devastated

7NEWS.com.au: ‘Stacy’s Mom’ hitmaker, Adam Schlesinger, dead at 52 from coronavirus.
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/stacys-mom-singer-adam-schlesinger-dead-at-52-from-coronavirus--c-948351



First the head of the joint chiefs of staff, a very senior level DC operative recently announced at president Trump's side that 'america would not be penetrated'. McFarland was said to be devastated at the news and was rumored to tell all his friends to have normal sex asap and visit a dentist, for regular dental work.

https://youtu.be/R9fcRJJEhBM

Then, on the heels of that, Adam Schlesinger, who McFarland never heard of, passed away. His minions at Family Guy and American Dad, especially the writers, who had been rejoicing at the bonanza of jokes made possible by the rapid outbreak of dead people in America and globally due covid-19 have been instructed to go forward and disregard McFarland's descent into a feverish gibbering state.

Giggity:
https://youtu.be/epF1grIoLgQ

https://youtu.be/svdyLq76-jU


https://www.9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-teddy-bear-stolen-from-porch-of-hamlyn-heights-family-home/bbd9aaa8-b7ae-4364-ba9e-e08a93362039

Parasite killing drug Ivermectin effective against Covid19, someone tell Mario Cuomo asap! #savethedoctorsandnursesfromdying

For 30 years, Ivermectin has been prescribed for people and animals to treat roundworm, head lice and scabies.
Now tests by Monash University and Doherty Institute researchers show the medication can also stop COVID-19 from growing in a petri dish.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Benji Und Tucker. Everyone lieben Nancy und Chuck whenen they're bi-en

https://youtu.be/vq5M31NhnV8

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'Ever since Tucker was a wee child his mother warned him of the danger of European styled socialism', the old lady said in a throaty warble before falling asleep in her rocker.




Naples hospital masters non contamination technique within the wards

https://youtu.be/RsJJtI9bwwo