Movie reviews: Luck Logan and Downsizing

These movies are great.... call Fernando and tell him

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My ideal motorcycle gang

Remember various figures including like Clint Eastwood.  Orange County Hunter, the tea cozy mumbly guy from fat Albert.... well what's wrong with Ghost Rider? Surely he fits the bill, right??


https://youtu.be/qkMHa9moV7U

Movie review: under siege 2: dark territory... 1995... Steven seagull

Bro the Pentagon's only got like one Pegasus left to scramble and some crazy 1995 terrorists are out to preempt 9/11 so it's time to bomb the runaway train

Yes that's Katherine Heigl and yes she's in Bride of Chucky also. And yes she's from DC which isn't really a State. And yes it's like she's everywhere.

Should buy a phone card one of these days and call Fox radio. Will keep you posted!

JOCKO Willink.... Will Ferell's role in Taladega Nights

Definitely I enjoyed watching Ferell singing in Watson and Holmes though, don't get me wrong... probably seeing that twice was enough....    https://youtu.be/aJ0xeIeeMps

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Movie review: Captain Marvel, 2019... blonde American looking lady

So that's why coach Carter's team lost the basketball.  No goose, no shaq, no Danvers. That's why the glass backboard never broke.


Watch out for Jackson's smoke up johnny monolog at the end of movie:

https://youtu.be/jsZkkqLDFmg


You and I we are just like a couple of tots.... running around the meadows. ....picking up

Movie review: Coach Carter, 2005. Mtv movies

This is not the Richmond Virginia I knew from 2001 and 2005! Virginia was once America's oldest English settlements dating back to like the early 1600s Jamestown.  It was never a Spanish place. California of course, was Spanish and its name is from the Spanish for hot oven. The license plates in this movie are from Virginia but they brought the Bodega and Taco signs from LA. There's none of that like that in Richmond, all these MTV LA people.  VIRGINIA people aren't like that.

That's why they had to ban my foot from arses bitches..... glock glock bitches, that's  why I got a potato peeler and you got high cholesterol and cancer.... sucka.... g-shock bitches glock glock

https://youtu.be/s2yrQ34dFYQ

The team has almost won the tournament but they are academically dumb... they may need to apply for work at CNN, the White House Press Corp or Walmart, PBS News Hour or as N.Y. Times columnists.

News flash... it's actually Richmond California not Richmond Virginia. ... I don't even understand Fahrenheit anyway.... just minus 32 and we're on the same page as Celsius..... and broken glass... I get that... But it's the big final and noone has shattered the glass backboard... And now Richmond has lost and there's a woodwind section of oboes and clarinets to let you know...

But what if the ending was a climactic slam dunk smashing the glass backboard to smithereens and Richmond wins by one. Everyone goes to college and runs the Supreme Court 45 years later then die of pancreatic cancer and suchlike. Just sayin'
... That'd be a better result than being an actor on NCIS. McDonald's will always take you...

https://youtu.be/cpG4DMMxPd0

What would Jocko Willink do?

You thought Will Ferell was a dashing devil as Victorian detective Sherlock Holmes.... check out Jocko Willink playing his self:

https://youtu.be/j5B77XYURUk

What would Jocko Willink do if he flew commercial into Australia and fifty dudes simultaneously attacked him thus:

https://youtu.be/2Wa6_ddGlP0

We kneed to know. And let's say he even got through the arrival hall after that, he still got to catch a train, bus, taxi, UBER or even just walk somewhere. There'll be hundreds of Todds everywhere ready to take him down. He won't survive in Sydney nigga

https://youtu.be/bvRQX-IKgPM    (Todd)
https://youtu.be/OFyoehy1zNI   (more)

And let's say he even makes it past an army of Brunos and Todds. .. he's a strapping son of a bitch no question, maybe he could pull that off... but what's that waiting for him at his hotel lobby in kings cross?  Cate McGregor I hear you say? Say saiyonara Hollywood then big boy coz it is all over now
... Cate McGregor is none other than Queensland's Queenslander of the year transgender military elitist probably looking to spawn. Was once a dude and now a dudess. Zi's boss high level Australian Army General Morrison  (you can't make this stuff up) wanted Zer to stay in Zer's role as his (Morrison's) right hand person even after Zer became a Zi, if you know what I mean. Now Zer, sorry Zi, sporting a fake womb can still procreate with Jocko splitting their respective genes 50/50 down the middle with help from an egg donor and a surrogate mom and a hospital worker with a Petri dish. So watch your six Jocko coz Sydney is not safe for you buddy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cate_McGregor

Speaking of unsafe, Venezuela. I told you weeks ago right here: send u.s. navy warships to Caracas. Now you lost your destiny and Russia is there ready to help misery triumph,  it's their speciality. Well at least when they're ready to figure out what a ten yard penalty is in football,  ESPN will be there for them. Assuming there is such a thing as a ten yard penalty. I'm guessing yes.

https://youtu.be/kUsFWO08CO0

When talking heads are dumb....

Watch this five person panel discuss China's Belt and Road Program

https://youtu.be/fgXmUubTIYw

Only the lady on the right of screen demonstrates intelligence.  The other geniuses are in fact stupid.

Here's a different American Admiral to watch.... Phillip S. DAVIDSON. Pacific Ocean Area:

https://youtu.be/SWWORyCqUoM

He speaks sense. But already you're detecting a pattern that's troubling in democracies: morons that should be driving buses or something have high level university degrees and constitute an ignorant distraction.  Whrn in power like during Obama's time they can destroy entire industries.

Already you're seeing actual advantages in communist China as stupid morons are frequently tortured and forced to write confessions and frequently put to death.

One smart guy to watch is Chris Chappel with his own Youtube channel China Uncensored. Fund him on Patreon.

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Soothing songs

https://youtu.be/U5bUmx-hk-c

You've seen the old dancing guy in the movie, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, sometimes an orderly needs to slow him down because he's just going at it too hard.... this classic 60s song may make you feel that way.... putting an extra spring in your step, as it were

https://youtu.be/4S6e3m-4elA
https://youtu.be/4S6e3m-4elA    (poop deck definition)

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Movie reviews: Hollywood Homicide, 2003...Harrison Ford....... American Made, 2017, Tom Cruise

Both of these movies are just real swell so why don't you curl up with a hot water bottle and some turkish delight

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3532216/

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329717/

peace frog

https://youtu.be/PrZbHklIroo

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Movie review. Democratic ticket. Kiwi Bengali ametralladoras

https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0

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Family Guy from 2010 turns out to be a jewel

Notwithstanding the somewhat blasphemous depiction of God

https://youtu.be/I8AisrTvAWs

Funny stuff happens to the mom, like attempted murder. Michael Jackson abducts a kid... Ahmed finds a woman learning.  Best of all the paedo guy dresses like a woman and has a family with Chris.

Por lo que te sale de las narices

Is an extremely commonly used expression all over Spain everyday and it means: whatever comes out of your nostrils.

Wouldn't you know it? My daughter Scarlet says tonight her nose hurts and she stuck some plastic thing up there like two days ago and it might still be in there. Unexpected trip to hospital where she falls asleep. Law of unintended consequences means watching fonzi and William Shatner. ... guy from star trek? And some other dudes all dressed in white stepping around Barcelona. So tired. Will be skipping work tomorrow.

Parasailing is fun. It's amazing you only think to look carefully where your harness is made (hopefully not in China) when you're all that way up in the air above the water.

The old guy parasailing is an American movie actor with a very familiar face. But his hair has whitened a lot recently. He plays a cop in some classic movie but it's  hard to remember WITCH [sic!].... maybe Falling Down???? Will have to check. Not going anywhere. Frickin' Canadian public healthcare.  I should have bought private health insurance.  We do have that here in Australia.  And private hospitals.

Yeah I'd say it was Robert Duvall with the harness that most likely wasn't made in communist China.

Now Fonzi is 'en pelotas' (in balls)... so buck naked.... we don't want to see that. Hopefully Fonzi has a thong on somewhere.

I'm guessing Fonzi and co will eat pulpo next... squid. But langosta... lobster.... would be better. Lot of lemon. Yum.

Looks like George Foreman is there too and the show is called Better Late than Never.

Wrong again. No squid lemon or lobster. They're building human towers. Very cool. See in my video above the foxy lady under the tv was replaced by a kid with a very bad case of hives.... speaking of hives.... not the rash kind.... by accident today collecting BputHu from mechanic discovered a beekeeping business.  You can buy a queen bee and back up crew of four thousand bees for a cool $250 Australian. If memory serves me right....

So Scarlet had shoved a green colored plastic bead up her nostril around the size of my pinky nail ... see photos 

Talking again about Castilian but not Catalan Spanish maybe

... an interesting thing is green is verde but the same sound makes ver de..... ver=to see....de=of 

En Barcelona puedes ver de todo. .. you can see all kinds of things in Barcelona. ... or see a lot there....

Barcelona tiene espacios verde.... Barcelona has green areas

My favorite culler [sic] !!!!

Ein zeitgeist bitte

https://youtu.be/emGri7i8Y2Y

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https://youtu.be/Fd5HEJdcBwM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacchanalia

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stand up trapt - смотреть онлайн на Hah.Life

stand up trapt - смотреть онлайн на Hah.Life

Talking about Nazis....

https://youtu.be/YA8bEGM8EgQ

https://youtu.be/YA8bEGM8EgQ

The brad Pitt vehicle Fury is rerunning on TV.... This is an outstanding world war 2 movie IMHO

Leaving Neverland

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I kneed Teddy

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Movie reviews: sin city, dick Tracy, major Payne (1995).... the biatch Taylor swift speaks

. We've either covered these movies or they're not worth covering or they're covered here:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110443/

Major Payne. Everyone loves a u.s. marine Corp drill sargent because he screams at people and is spick and polished.  This movie is awesome. .. can't believe i never saw it before. .

..Was at supermarket earlier , a very small one,  and Taylor swift is preaching about women's rights.... all I could think was dumb bitch..... if only I could be a drill sargent... her drill sargent.... she'd be eating turds off the ground screaming that's  what dumb bitches do! Sir! And I'd be all like: damn straight! Zzzzzzz

Looks like John Malkovitch is in this movie... one of my buddy's saw him smooching some sheila at his art gallery once....

Wow Major Payne just got promoted to Lieutenant Colonel and he's going to Bosnia.... means he'll be saying goodbye to his whistle blowing girlfriend

Phillip Seymour Hoffman isn't dead, he's in mission impossible 3 (2006) movie review

Yo was just studying up on the life and crimes of possibly Australia's worst most evil devastating paedophile rapist

http://brokenrites.org.au/drupal/node/55

When all of a sudden Tom Cruise is breaking into the Vatican to kidnap Hoffman who like died of a heroine overdose didn't he? Now they're getting shot at by a black helicopter,   it's all happening.

Hunt is in Shanghai now... looking for apartment 1406.... he catches up with Marcellus Wallis looking to steal the Rabbit's Foot from the Chinese military. TOM'S got to hustle.  The rabbit's foot could be Nichole Kidman's flipflop. But it's radioactive.

It's like Tom was a thong for Nichole Kidman for like a decade. No one is fooling Benji he's monitering everything from Virginia or somewhere.

So Hunt is really bending over backwards for his girlfriend in the movie. She does have a neat rack. She had to electrocute him to save him. Common thing in relationships.

No police in Shanghai are looking for them despite killing loads of people including Chinese military folks. Makes sense.

Deal with Judas (Iscariot)

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Jesus and David????

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