BPUTHU burned me

The summer is coming on so wearing shorts.... discounting my bike, got burned just briefly touching it on my shin... that smarts

So two weeks after I mentioned they should be outdoor dining on Fox news they're outdoor dining. .. but it doesn't look real fancy like in that videoclip we mentioned

So the meet up never happened. .. everyone piked out.... I think Josh is ok with meeting up but it's unclear if the others can be gotten to meet up. Whatever

All I remember about the past two weeks were a number of severe temper tantrums... other stuff happened but that's what Facebook is for.... not going to mention screaming my brains out on Facebook. .. that's what blogger is for

They're asking college kids what they think about 'the caravan'.... what Benji thinks is it's a classic van Morrison song

https://youtu.be/8vUF6SHuuIw

Which I listened to a lot for a while when I was like 15 years old... even while playing basketball at school. I also recall travelling around America with full blooded Indians from Mexico  (abos)... it was funny presenting at the United airlines desk at NYC airport with a bunch of Indians that couldn't even speak English. ... only in America!

Translating response from Russian government re my buddy Sergei's death.... notifying his family

Just got an email like overnight... it says in Cyrillic information requested is attached. There's a PDF file attached however unfortunately it does not lend itself well to copy pasting so I had to find a website that let's me type Cyrillic characters then copy paste them word by word to Google translate

So far from the heading I have translated: ПРАВИТЕЛЪСТВА which means government. And the word after that seems to be the adjective Russian. Later on it seems to be citing an ordnance  (law) with the date of the law. So possibly a privacy law I'd think saying they can't tell me anything but will have to translate that to czech  [sic]

Соообщаем... let us inform
Что... what
Bashe.... your
Обращение.... appeal

Let us inform you, regarding your appeal....

Поступившее .... incoming.... to the Russian federal government. ... I mean I know I can Just try calling the mayor of Ulan Ude near famous lake Backal.... this is the deepest lake in the world... it's actually spooky how deep it is. Why even bother dealing with the federal govt. except to let them know one of their citizens has died. This is all reminding me of the time I told an ex girlfriend the spanish word for beautiful and she translated it as morsa ... walrus.... Can you imagine going to morsa beach in LA instead of Hermosa Beach? God I was lost in those days. She had a hot rack though and a seriously hot body. I think that was my interest. Can you imagine some male walrus saying to a female walrus you've got a beautiful grill lady.....

Sorry to digress.... try not to think about Ally McBeal....


Рассмотрено.... reviewed by... Соответствии.... some pronouns.... so reviewed in accordance with.... drums are sounding ... a Balrog has been awakened. .... by that I mean someone in the world is watching that scene from a Peter Jackson movie.... but that's not really relevant to our story....

Reviewed in accordance with article 8.... that's not something you'd want your kid telling you is it? I want to be Gandalf when I grow up dad.... you know actually that girl with the hot rack really liked my father. My father was also actually looking like he was proud of me or happy for me to be dating her.... I actually got the two of them to write one of my university papers for me. It was easy for the girl as she was taking the exact same course as me and was very happy if I passed. My father was educated by very strict Jesuits so he often put strong emphasis on academic pursuits. Of the latter I was extremely fond as a youth and spread my pursuits out over the years probably much more so than the students like my girlfriend of the time who measured themselves by the system and valued the system and society in terms of wordly prestige and wordly recognition. My academic pursuits of russian writers, including Dostoyevsky, were only mostly ever based on pursuing spiritual truths. I found amongst the Russians Blavatsky in the top five of intelligent and useful writers of all time. I also valued Ouspensky and his guru Gurdjieff....

Закона.... of the law... in accordance with article 8 of the federal law...

So yeah my father had completed a law degree in spain combined with an economics degree at the prestigious ICADE university. One of his classmates ended up running Mercedes Benz. Like the big boss... in Spain. That school turns out a lot of CEOs. The fancy background is useless with the Brits as they only value law degrees from Commonwealth countries like south Africa. New Zealand.  Etc. The world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid. I even noticed that when I was living in Bulgaria and Spain... all the changes.

Article 8 of the federal law.... of May 2... 2006. At which time I was winding up a campaign of living in Asia for a grand total of approximately two non consecutive years including Tibet China south Korea Singapore Malaysia ... not really counting Australia although it is part of Asia.... and heading by month's end close to Hermosa Beach.

Getting back to the trail my father and ex girlfriend blazed as they pre empted a now long tradition of other people writing someone else's term paper in order to advance some student at university in Australia, without said student needing to do anything... nowadays it's a multi-million dollar industry amongst the communist Chinese at the universities in Australia.  Most recently in Tasmania judging by real estate prices.

Anyway less than a year since that one occasion my father and girlfriend of the time wrote my paper.... the news came out my sister Raquel had suicided. Remember the U.N. nuclear inspector guy in Iraq?... Richard Butler.... he was all in the news in America coz he was like representing all the western countries inspection interests or something. Well Raquel's last boyfriend  in a long line of seemingly normal and healthy 'blokes' as the British say.... was this Butler's brother.... well I clearly recall the atmosphere in my parents' home the first time I walked in after the fact. I'd largely been staying clear of them since around three years earlier.... giving them a mighty wide berth.... but some friendships were restoked a little there in 1998. We set some mighty fine examples for the stupid nouveau rich communist chinese incapable of learning English to come 10-15 years later. Anyway as I was saying ... the atmosphere after the Raquel incident was thick. My parents were clearly very deeply upset. I was also very deeply upset but functioning on a huge reservoir of marijuanain those months. My mom had her anti psychotic meds for decades prior and her anti depressants. ... and my father had his so called beliefs... such as there's nothing wrong with suicide. Regardless, it was clear on that first occasion after the fact, that my parents were deeply upset about it.

Wow the 8th unexploded bombski has just been found. .. addressed to Robert Deniro... I totally wouldn't have him on my fantasy bike club.... but I wouldn't bomb him either. If Woody Allen gets a package bomb I'm guessing China did it and I'd be annoyed coz Woody Allen is a douchebag.


So article 8... 59F3... of the federal law.... (of Russia)...

Порядке... order
Рассмотрения...  considerations
O.... about
обращений.... appeals
Граждан... citizens (of the Russian Federation)

Направлено... sent
... to MID of Russia or MBD of Russia


Well that's great. By the way... it did stipulate on the FSB (NO NOT flab Stupid auto correct) website I messaged that all messages sent to the site are addressed.... de facto to the minister of culture or someone  therein....

Now they're saying try a different ministry by the looks of it. Not sure which ministries they would be.

The MID ministry is Sergei Lavrov's section. .... foreign affairs.... MBD is the ministry of internal affairs ... like cops... etc... it seems the letter is recommending contacting those other two ministries

Советник.... advisor

Too tired to translate the sign off. 9th bombski found addressed to Joe Biden. Hopefully no-one will get hurt. Must sleep

Be Best (Spider)

https://youtu.be/jKryf9BWDQg



So where are all the adventures my imaginary motorcycle gang are having?


Well first of all imagine they turn up to Hollywood to bash gay people at the "boy erased" premiere.... U can see Russell Crowe with black eyes and orange county hunter shaking a fist at him telling him his whole life has been a lie and he has a nerve playing a straight guy. Tea kettle cosy head from Fat Albert gets hungry so it's time to get fried chicken. Big Kuntry and the guy from escape from Alcatraz love fried chicken. Everyone loves fried chicken. The guy from Falling Down burns down a Peppa Pig movie billboard and the crew ride out of Hollywood south for San Diego an hour and the border. It's time to pick up the Caravan from Honduras.

"Yo I heard your country sux, y'all want to escape murderous evil druglords... is that right?" Orange County Hunter asks the Caravan.

They nod in unison.

"Well we got eight bikes here so that's room for eight meth lab cooks. Put your hands up if you can learn how to cook meth and love America." Said the guy from the Shining.


https://youtu.be/k3ChrdJoBCk

Union Jack off

Glossing over the similarities of crocodiles and the Venom character from the last post... and Hamburg ers....

Let's talk Brexit

His Benjiness is of the opinion that the position of Hungary towards taking refugees during the end of Obama's last years in office is very telling.  Hungary ignored the EU demands... German or otherwise and stubbornly refused to take refugees. Britain's main interests in Brexiting is resting primarily on controlling her own immigration destiny, which is understandable.  It may be the case that just as the British never encouraged, perhaps, pedagogically, an accurate admission of certain British exploits less glamorous than others such as slavery towards well into the twentieth century, including of their own race.... (and there's always going to be slavery). Being thoroughly anti-American post 1776 in various pro-Canadian wars against the Americans. The holocaust of Catholic Irish under Cromwell's British Republican years. No doubt the interested British masses taking their A levels in history are more aware of the various wars with France over the centuries culminating in the shuddering throb of Waterloo, as it were.

Just as the Brits fail to recognize themselves in all these Henry the V rushings against the various breaches of history interspersing themselves amongst those that the giant can smell grumbling fee fie fo fumb

https://youtu.be/VOOZDO5KDv4

Not least of all during world war 1 when their generals so hopelessly led them to various slaughters rushing German trenches prior to the advent of the tank....

Skipping over the various British exploits in Africa and India.... the good and the bad.... we find Britain today annoyed with Brexit and lacking in any sound advice except possibly Benji's

In short.... Brexiting for Britain only requires immigration control and keeping her own currency. Something Germany is happy for half or more of Eastern Europe to do. Centuries of French resentment means the French will happily want to make Britain suffer and the biggest loss for Britain, the financial services industry, will be swallowed up by Germany and Luxembourg no doubt. Holland should get in on that too. Germany is such a bully. We all remember her bullying Greece in 2012 before the biblical and inevitable wave of immigrants arrived making the Greece debt a non story. Germany loves to bully but with Merkel possibly gone soon, European leaders of France and Germany should rethink their politics of ressentiment against the British. Although for France this is practically impossible. Britain should curry some favor with Spain. Spain is a major cornerstone of the EU and the Spaniards are somewhat equitable in their viewpoint of foreigners. The Spaniards deeply believe in the EU and socialism. In fact, getting a line of credit for Spaniards in Spain is practically an impossibility, which is thoroughly terrible, but still the reality.


Terribleness is in fact so big in the EU that people in France and Germany may not realize that accommodating Britain's needs and desires may be in their own interests, strategically over the centuries.  And that countries like Switzerland, Norway and England will never be wholly in or out of the EU per se. Furthermore, the EU is providing distinct countries with many opportunities to develop their own personal little enfant terrible or general terribleness. Spain is loving her lack of credit lines and cheap real estate and poverty. France is loving her socialism. Germany is loving her wealth and power. And England is split down the middle but tipping towards border control and free currency. There's no reason, if Britain cannot develop good relations with Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece. Everyone that isn't Germany or France, that she cannot control her own border like Hungary and keep her own currency like Bulgaria. Just avoid getting sucked into trouble through ill will from bad leaders. Can't see why Britain can't drag their feet a little and avoid punishing sanctions from the EU while they dither about Brexiting. Certainly they're going to lose their financial services sector to a big extant.  Let's see what storms a million Muslim migrants to Germany produces for her over the next ten years. I'd refocus on border control and currency control if I were running Westminster. And not worry about quibbling about contracts and terminology with the EU technocrats. In fact, demand border control and a free economy and offer the British navy to save Italy from illegal immigration in exchange. Talk to Italy directly.

The annoying thing about Europe is how important they all think their own history was. They never had a cultural revolution like China and no real National Unity like the USA. They're all drowning in their own history. As a Spaniard I'd go so far to say as they all suck with the exception of Spain due to being retarded.

1 in 7 Brits are migrants. In London, 1 in 3. Indians, Poles, Pakis.

https://youtu.be/aZvQPKULDAo

Movie review: Venom (2018)

This movie is awesome.  Even if you don't go for marvel movies like Benji (doesn't).... this movie is still awesome

!que fuerte!

Dos wopper neutrality

https://youtu.be/ltzy5vRmN8Q

Wopper

That's what I used to say in the Mike at burger king in plaza de españa in Madrid coming by Paseo de Extremadura during my university days there. The girl at the counter would let me say it. It was so cheap only 200 pesetas for one standard whopper in 1996. Two for breakfast around midday. Yum.

Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down unreservedly has a place in my fantasy motorbike gang in my imagination.

https://youtu.be/-eREiQhBDIk

Breakfast included. Just ask PeeWee.

Meanwhile in the real world I've found a riding gang I can join. MOB western Sydney Aborigines.  Just Facebook it.

Whopper in Spanish sounds funny. You try it.

Man it was dangerous riding tonight. Soaked through. So rainy. Slippery. Hard to see. This is definitely Michael Douglas' best role ever....

https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk

When is Trump going to start building roads and bridges? When is the wall going to be built? Is he telling whoppers?

https://youtu.be/9OhIdDNtSv0

Sergei update

Yo so just talked to senior constable Harrison at Brisbane Police. They seem pretty laid back there. I wouldn't mind being a Brisbane cop. Maybe I should apply. Then I called the Russian consulate point person in Brisbane but she was not at all helpful. Although she could speak English.

Apparently the boss of the FSB (the Federal Police in Russia) is Alexander Bortkinov... I wouldn't expect him to get involved in this case due to being so high up but I am hoping someone under him will get back to me. I found their website very user friendly and practical.  They do stipulate to address them in Russian with Cyrillic so I did that. Some possible mistranslation. The website seems intuitive as it notified me someone in the ministry of Culture would get my message:

http://government.ru/en/department/113/


Hey. Sorry, I do not know the Russian language. My friend from Russia. Sergey Cherkov. He died in Brisbane, Australia, October 8, 2018. His death is not considered suspicious. His father and sister in Russia should be notified. I think that his father lives in Ulan-Ude in Siberia. You can contact the police in Brisbane indicating QP1801870751 rooms. They would be happy to receive your contact information to his father, Mr. Cherkova in Ulan-Ude. You can also send me an email at Benjamin.Alvarez81@gmail.com.




You know. I have only really known three full blooded ethnic Russians. Although my kids are all a quarter Russian.  The first one was a girlfriend in Hollywood California, Helen. We dated for around six weeks before she went home to St Petersburg. I'd just spent a big part of the summer in the desert in Arizona (2006). Sergei, my Aries buddy that just died. We mostly contacted electronically from long distances but he was definitely friendly. He hosted my wife and I in Brisbane in like 2012 or earlier and we hosted him in western sydney earlier this year. And my mother in law Vladimirovna. A lot of people don't like their mother in law. Doesn't mean they're racist.

So remember I mentioned my old schoolboy days buddy Josh, around when Sergei died? Well I haven't seen him in over twenty years but we're going to catch up this Saturday!  Can you believe that? He once flew me over the house I'm in now in a Cessna around 1994/95 or earlier. Hopefully another one of our buddies will be joining us. This other guy was like my first out of home buddy.... I used to walk like a mile to get to his house when I was like five years old to hang out with him. Haven't seen him since like 1998 and most likely neither has Josh. 

Check out this music video. That's cool. Having a fancy meal outside Tiffany's in Manhattan.  They should do that on Fox news ... get butlers and decanters and stuff and eat outside. Makes me want to know the Russian word for plate and dish/meal.

https://youtu.be/1ClCpfeIELw

Planet Benji

What's up? Can't believe my Russian buddy Sergei has kicked the bucket! He was only like 50 years old... And a vegan. You know the Russian bear character on Family Guy? That's how likeable Sergei was. Here in Australia he was picking berries outdoors a lot in rural places. Also doing a lot of hare Krishna type stuff. Also in Honolulu. Despite having excellent memories of socialism in Russia prior to the Afghan war, he never trusted banks so I think he said he was always carrying around like a hundred thousand dollars in cash somewheres. I told him to make a Will last time I saw him. He was staying with me and my family a week on the way to Tasmania. Maybe I should call the police in Queensland. Am sure his father and sister in Russia would like to inherit his money. Apparently he had a heart attack. Surprising news.

He might have liked this new movie
....

https://youtu.be/3SPm3_ckiHI

Humorous Australian tv commercial

https://youtu.be/3ISdpOa8yS8

Saturday night

Some NASA documentary on about the astronaut Kelly that spent a year in orbit. Meaning he never walked for a year. If you don't walk for a year your muscles will atrophy. Interesting Ben facts. Around age 17 I spent 4-6 weeks of summer holiday wearing the exact same underwear EVERYDAY AND NIGHT. Granted I went swimming everyday in that underwear. But there was ZERO soap involved and a lot of chlorine. It was like a science experiment. After bragging about it to one of my buddies of the day. He was a very big guy, half Samoan half Caucasian. He tried using force to remove said underwear from my backpack,  still unwashed after six weeks, a trophy to the triumph of Will to Power. Josh wanted to seize them by force and show them off to Rebecca and Ann, two of our clique of the day present (they both seemed mildly curious about what state said underwear might be in). But it was an unreasonable search and seizure as the Americans would say. This Josh has family in LA by the way... Plenty of Samoans there. Some adrenal super strength came forward and I pinned Josh down, uncharacteristically, on this occasion. It was a fine achievement if you consider the state of the underwear too.

Anyway. Muscles atrophying after not walking for a year. That's going to be more pronounced in zero gravity... For sure. Still being a hermit shut in for a year, avoiding walking as much as possible... While having a depressive effect due to lack of exercise amongst other things... Might actually be good preparation for space. Maybe that's how the Russians do it.

Amy Shumer's angry birds badge. Kavanaugh nomination

Hey guys....

Amy Schumer, comedian from Hollywood movies, arrested at the U.S. Capitol. Big question?  Who is she wearing?  Is it an angry bird badge or a pacman ghost?? Did she get her jumper from an unemployed fat Italian man? Possibly named Luigi.


Kavanaugh nomination?  Are all the allegations made in the congressional hearing essentially horseplay?  Why are the Mariland cum California accusers parents getting a pass for letting her go to a drunken party with 17 year old boys? Why did her school and educators permit this? Why aren't they being harassed by law enforcement for bad parenting . Why does a minor (17 year old) need to be blamed for this? This is sending a message that adults responsible for minors should actually encourage them to drink, party and engage in horseplay.

These are the laws at play. And the relevant facts. People aren't guilty just because you don't like them.

Looking to call in to popular American radio hosts after the big nomination this weekend .... post orgy as it were... from Sydney?  These are the numbers and times to call: (all times Sydney times. .. May be following day from America. ..i.e.... Mon to friday equals Tuesday to Saturday

GLENN BECK: 001118887272325  M-F 11pm-2am Sydney time

001118773813811 Mark Levin  8am-11am Sydney time

001118009417326 Sean Hannity 5am-8am Sydney time

Rush Limbaugh 2am and 5am Eastern Time at: 001118002822882

001118554052872
   .10pm.1am Sydney time LAURA